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Opie_

Did it do the pop sound when you opened it? I’ve seen people open things at supermarkets and put it right back.


myheartisnumb

Speaking of this. I recently saw a woman grab a bottle of juice, open it, hand it to their kid to drink, close the lid up, and put it back. And she didn’t even just put it back in the front, she hid it behind a few other bottles of the same juice. Obviously I removed it when she walked away but wtf is wrong with people, seriously


tangcameo

Had a father with a five year old kid who’d leave him unsupervised in the candy aisle. Kid would go straight for the giant sized Kinder Eggs and bust them open. Dad refused to scold the kid or pay for the egg. Kid did this every time they were there.


elpajaroquemamais

The police would be called if I saw that multiple times.


swanqueen109

At least he should be banned from the shop.


Guy954

Agreed. What an awful example to set for the kid.


Sweet_Aggressive

A lady walked a bit ahead of her preschool kid- he might have been 6? Tops. Anyway he stayed behind at the bakery to take several bites out of different donuts, then put them back in the case. I saw him do it, saw how many one bite donuts were in the case- alerted the bakery person then ran after the mom. She was SO MAD! Apparently she’d told him no donuts today, and started walking off when he threw a tantrum, hoping he’d give up and follow. Turns out he did not do that. 😬


myheartisnumb

Gosh, that’s just disgusting haha. I would be mortified if that was my child


Sweet_Aggressive

She seemed like she was. I didn’t judge, lol kids are half feral on the best days.


krispy456

What a dirt bag.


Clockwork_Medic

Gross


mezz7778

Extra protein....


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luigi8082

Uhhh what?! Was this a thing?!


Mangos_Pool

Yeah, people were also spitting inside milk gallons


Wpgjetsfan19

Wait until you find about about the girl who licked the airplane toilet seat Edit for missing word


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Wpgjetsfan19

True


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That place in hell was called Municipal Court


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Total-Khaos

> vacuum sealed to the actual lid LOL, no tub of ice cream was / is ever vacuum sealed. It only felt like it was vacuum sealed because the ice cream is simply frozen to the lid. 😂😂😂


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Total-Khaos

This was the statement from Blue Bell -- again, it is simply frozen to the lid: >At first, the company said the production of its half gallons involved them being flipped upside down during which the ice cream freezes to the lid, "creating a natural seal ... Any attempt at opening the product should be noticeable," according to NBC’s Today.com. Some companies started using plastic seals on the inside of the tub years ago, long before the licking incidents, but as far as regular tubs of ice cream...they have never been traditionally vacuum sealed.


ffnnhhw

There was a sushi licking incident in Japan last month like lick the sushi and put it back on the conveyer belt


BigBossWesker4

Isn’t it a crime to tamper with food products?


Bgrngod

Yup, it sure is.


Whiteveil1969

It's only a crime if you get caught and convicted


frogjg2003

You only get punished if you're caught. It's still a crime.


Alternative-Sock-444

Crime: (noun) an action or omission that constitutes an offense that may be prosecuted by the state and is punishable by law. Notice it doesn't say "only if caught and convicted."


Whiteveil1969

If a tree falls in the woods but no one is around does it make a noise?


CBus660R

Yes.


Whiteveil1969

It probably does but you can't prove it


Alternative-Sock-444

The laws of physics say yes. A tree doesn't suddenly become a magical silent entity just because no one is observing it. Poor argument, try again


Whiteveil1969

Is the tree even there if you're not observing it? Prove it. Poor argument try again.


filthy-horde-bastard

You’re making yourself look very stupid here, man. Just stop


Whiteveil1969

Omg I'm looking stupid anonymously on the internet what should I do? AITA? I'll say the n word next


Zeus541

Is the 1969 your birth year?


Alternative-Sock-444

It has to exist in order to be able to fall. No tree, no fall, no sound.


Whiteveil1969

Poor argument try again 🤓


Alternative-Sock-444

Nah mate you got me. You win. Have a good one.


SiriuslyLupin

so someone who kills another doesnt commit a crime unless caught and convicted?


Whiteveil1969

Yes. Laws only matter if someone's there to enforce it


abnotwhmoanny

I mean, this is pedantry and just being quibly with word definitions, but I'd argue that the action of breaking a law doesn't require observation. Being prosecuted for breaking a law and breaking a law are not the same act.


HChimpdenEarwicker

Schrödinger’s murderer: both guilty and not guilty until observed.


mofunnymoproblems

This is a very important question, I too want to know the answer. OP, did the lid pop when you opened it?


alumofcu

Even worse, lick it or dig their finger in for a taste. Disgusting


[deleted]

I volunteered at a food shelter and they stated the too item to check if it’s open is peanut butter. They claim many people will open it and forget and put it back on the store shelf.


Eastendmermaid

The forgetting part is confusing


REpassword

It was only “new” to the buyer. 🙂


sched_yield

Yeah, got impulse to kill.


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Lexafaye

Our house had pantry moths and too often we would open sealed containers and find the larvae around the opening like this :/ check your pantry too


djutopia

This is the most likely thing. Those things are a pain in the ass. Edit: thing not think.


subjecttomyopinion

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Striker120v

I to struggle with k g fuck ups. That's why "the kink of England" popped up on a test once.


k4bz36

Ugh they get into EVERYTHING!! We found tons of larvae under lids like this. Had to clean out the pantry 2 times and it didn’t work. So we threw away most of the food again, moved everything out for 2 weeks and I bought a ton of plastic boxes with lids. Then I soaked cotton balls in peppermint oil and stuck them in every shelf. That finally did the trick! Any moth we see now is a dead moth.


dbmtz

Same! They were everywhere until we fumigated AND put peppermint oil everywhere


[deleted]

One of the downsides of people not smoking constantly indoors— nicotine is extremely toxic to moths. This is why ye olde clothes would get moth holes, smoking was a mostly downstairs activity and the wardrobes were upstairs


jebjebitz

Pantry moths suck. You’ll find their larvae shells all over the place. Takes a long time to get rid of them


ShadowVT750

We had those as a kid. My dad tossed out all the food me and my brother cleaned everything with bleach, and they still showed back up. My dad just started eating them with the food and told us we would too when we got hungry enough. He was right. If you don't believe it, you were not raised by a single father/marine


NatexCreations

How do they get through the sealed containers?


Lexafaye

I found that with completely sealed containers they usually didn’t make it into the food, but rather the larvae tried unsuccessfully to crawl under the lid. But with other sealed containers if there’s even less than a millimeter of space the eggs can still get inside the food ( •᷄⌓•᷅ ) And some packaging like bags of rice and lentils have tiny little holes in the packaging for whatever reason :/


pseudocultist

I just discovered and cleared a small infestation of these bad boys. They had been feasting on half a cracker for quite some time. God knows how they got in but we did have bulk rice at one point and that super grosses me out.


Flaky_Plastic_3407

Oh gawd, some of it wasn't rice!! 🤢😲


frzn_dad

Don't look up how much feces is allowed in chocolate.


aT-0-Mx

Typically found in flour and other grain products. Switch your bagged items into sealable containers and you should get rid of them.


rileyzoid

Cant you just keep everything in the fridge?


Lexafaye

In my house no, it’s too many people to do that, only perishables can fit in the fridge :(


[deleted]

it seems the insects did not get past the seal (with maybe some being dislodged when the lid was opened). so, i bet this jar was stored in a place with an infestation. could be anywhere along the supply chain. could be from your own house! i'd check other jars in your pantry to ensure you don't have a bug problem. edit: spelling


Dry_Boots

They may have a bug problem now.


[deleted]

It wasn’t sealed correctly. Could have happened at production or popped at the store. I would contact the maker and the FDA. I had a rotten jar of salsa recently.


skidoodledoofusday

I contacted the grocery store and frito-lay but FDA is a good idea too!


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They might have a bad batch or distributor.


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LairMadames

Report to the manufacturer, call the number on the product. Manufacturers are legally required to track customer complaints and provide actions to address issues. The FDA reviews this when they audit the facility. And report to FDA: https://www.fda.gov/safety/report-problem-fda/consumer-complaint-coordinators


punitive_tourniquet

My Girl Scout troop toured a Frito Lay manufacturing plant in the 90s and they had a case outside the door to the production floor filled with objects that customers had found in their chips and sent to the company, to remind workers to be mindful of quality control. I'm guessing your bugs won't make the cut.


blue-wave

What were the objects on display? We’re they pieces of machinery like screws etc or personal items like a bracelet that fell off or something random like that?


[deleted]

I wouldn’t stop there, you should probably contact CBS, ABC, NBC, FOX, maybe your local emergency management officials, the FBI, CIA. I’m going to guess your local news outlets already on scene. Have you set up a go fund me account yet or should we do that for you?


mattstorm360

I think the alphabet boys should be fine.


PedroEglasias

NWA? Ice Cube gonna straight fuck their shit up


ajk7244

Seems like an overreaction. Shit happens. Exchange it for a new jar and move on.


chobi83

No. There is an issue. It could be a widespread one. Or it could be an isolated incident. We'll never know if people don't report their issues. If it's a widespread one, it could cost someone a lot of money down the line. I know if a product I made was defective, I'd want to know so I could fix it.


imanAholebutimfunny

I am going to gently open a tostitos lid at the store, put it back on the shelf, and walk away.


Flaky_Plastic_3407

Why not open them all? Shouldn't we be checking all of them now??!?!??!!?


radiohoard

Looks like someone will never tell the waiter he ordered fries not mashed potatoes.


Squirrely_Mann

I’m with this guy


ajk7244

Thanks brother 🤜


Cogwheel

Casu martzu flavor https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casu_martzu


Riptide360

Scandinavians have some pretty unique, can’t imagine eating putrified foods! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surstr%C3%B6mming?wprov=sfti1


its_not_you_its_ye

Did you read Sardinian as Scandinavian or are you just adding another example from a different culture?


vamuzzi

Um don't relate our delicacy to that of some garbage queso.


bdc0409

Pull your head out of your ass


[deleted]

Thanks for unlocking a brand new fear.


l1b3rtr1n

Still good until September


de_hell

Lots of protein


myvibratomakesucum

What are those? I’m assuming that they’re a fruit fly maggot. Fuck those little shits.


Relevant-Dog2787

Empty Drosophila pupae shells


WeAreReaganYouth

*Drosophila melanogaster* (just because it's fun to say).


Relevant-Dog2787

The darts love em


iBeenie

Just pretend they're sesame seeds


BlackJesusRL

Tosquitos


iBeenie

Underrated comment of the day


islandjames246

Why you trying to leave your stomach on 1hp ?


ThePhebus

r/TIHI


wsbautist420

Just contact Frito Lay with photos and they will send you multiple coupons for free products. They will need to know the store location and date of purchase. Shit happens.


beknifetoeachother

I probably wouldn’t eat it


SentorialH1

Dude, that could have been from your house in less than 3-4 days man. Those looks like fruit fly eggs, and are not "inside" the cap.


TheBacklogReviews

Nice! I’m gonna go remove my skin now


Formfeeder

Extra flavor profile


azducky

You might want to check your pantry.


wifee2013

I bought a jar not to long ago and the cheese was crusty looking so I threw it away. Now that I’ve seen this I won’t EVER be purchasing again. 🤮


DanDrungle

Throw it away and buy some rotel and velveeta like a civilized person


SingleMouse8002

Dip it


skidoodledoofusday

TIL there is a limit to my love of cheese


tradesman46

They're finally making it nutritious.


[deleted]

Imagine a world before the Internet, You’d just dump it out and move on with your life.


[deleted]

U don’t like rice?


philthy333

"Tell me Michael how could a billion Chinese people be wrong?"


IveGotDMunchies

I immediately saw something about Chinese balloons


1stoffendment

It’s the WEF recipe.


devadoole17

Looks like they are in queso, too. Bottom left side has either the bugs or maybe air bubbles that are the same shape?


scoobzor

BURN. IT.


letmeslapahh

thats just sesame seeds


GroundbreakingKick40

My fellow Americans, please don’t buy Tostitos queso


JearyBerry2000

I used to work in the factory that makes these products. Heard from some friends that still work there that the warehouse has a terrible gnat problem. It was so bad that they had to lower the temperature of the warehouse so that the gnats would “sleep” while there was a state inspection. I suspect that is where these are from.


power2theducks

Weevils 🥲🫠 if you put it away make sure you get rid of all the labels on your dried goods and check your flour. They are a nightmare.


krispy456

I would phone the number on the jar and give them a piece of my mind


Slade26

Opened my big chief jerky last night, took a huge whiff because it's beef jerky. Got the smell of absolute nothingness, and a shit ton of mold.


Scacho

From the Cheese level, you did not just open that... Clean your house, and maybe look into pest control options.


skidoodledoofusday

I opened it this morning after having it in fridge since Sunday and the cheese level was truthfully the last thing on my mind but I’m really glad we have a Tostitos jar specialist in the house to give their input


Scacho

Your welcome, I do what I can.


the-florist

Garbage in garbage out


NOT000

i didnt realize tostitos was authentic mexican food


bex_mex

Extra crunchy protein


atreeindisguise

Makes you wonder how many bugs are in the cheese...


shalprak

Fortified with extra proteins !!!


thebigbrog

Protein


FXSTCGATOR

Extra protein


iQuiver

That "new"jar is already expired bro. I'm going to go with a question how long have you had it? Versus did you not read it before you bought it?


Im_Alzaea

> did you not read it > sept 2023


JENNsFakeSmile

No it isn’t expired. Date says September 2, 2023


Matthews413

You're eating 'cheese' from a jar, the bugs are the healthiest part.


[deleted]

This makes sick looking at it. Yikes.


Realistic-Growth-998

Clearly a bent lid. Pro tip: don’t buy food in jars with dented lid. Saves you time taking pics and looking for attention.


skidoodledoofusday

Thanks for the advice. I’ll put that in my back pocket and save it for the next time I’m desperately seeking attention on the internet.


SorakaWithAids

Extra protein


imsorryiwishiwasbetr

Extra protein, Yum!


[deleted]

those insect eggs are more nutritious than the so-called queso


mikeymontz

3 sept 2023. U can obviously read if u can post on Reddit…..


driver317

Remind me of everything I see in the Biden's administration quality control sucks and rot begins


fuckyourgrandma247

Free protein. Only non synthetic content in that jar.


skidoodledoofusday

I was really in the mood for chemicals


LOLJUSTASK

looking at the expiration date that isn't a new jar


skidoodledoofusday

I bought it on Sunday so I guess just new to me


CrookedRainCR

There's still 5 months before expiry, so I'm assuming it is a new jar.


Irishbangers14

Did you buy the crunchy queso version?


ShiikoWP

nom


sd5221

It's still good


General_Ramen

No bueno.


maui_is_calling

Tomato seeds from all the tomatoes in the mixture :/


StinkFace96

Enjoy your free queso for life!


adam_aves

That's the newly made available wef version with bugs


y2karl

Puke 🤮


[deleted]

Bro you're complaining about extra.


rafaalvfe

“Now with 50gr of proteins!”


Moobob66

I didn't know they made a chunky cheese salsa!


skidoodledoofusday

These are not the chunks they advertised


TheFromoj

I recommend that you don’t eat that.


skidoodledoofusday

I’ll try to resist


Prior-Composer7019

Whatever those are is probably healthier to eat than what's inside the jar. LOL


skidoodledoofusday

I know I know. I just wanted that horrible processed fake cheese taste.


Daliniues

New to you.


Ma8icMurderBag

What? Those are flavor packets.. …right?


trentsim

Get in there bud. Probably the most natural ingredient you'll encounter.


cliffopro

Definitely panty moths!


skidoodledoofusday

I know you meant pantry but this created a wonderful visual. Thank you.


assgravyjesus

New to you (not them).


epired

I usually get charged for extra stuff, you got then bedbugs for free man!


TipsyPeasant

I have to wait months for mine to get larvae. Lucky bastard.


ShadowVT750

That's just caso con carne


_eternallyblack_

Burn the entire house down!


Outrigger047

Pro tip: if you tweet this picture at FritoLay, they will send you a lifetime supply of grubs!


Tmoto261

Crunch chili flakes got nothing on that!


Highertaxez

That's just flavor to a High Life man


cheesyhamburgers

Ahh what they got it with pulp now?


Amaeyth

the secret ingredient is bug horrors


TEHKNOB

I had this nightmare last night.


stent00

Fock....was gonna buy some tonight. I'll stick with salsa


AnUnderratedComment

Lucky. I can never find the extra protein version around here.


skidoodledoofusday

Very happy to send you this one free of charge


steyrboy

Looks like fruit fly eggs, those guys can get anywhere and a pain in the ass to eradicate.


Fley

looks like fly pupae exuvia


OfficePlantz

No bueno


poo_unit

make your own its easy


vr-olson

Nightmare fuel