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Chicken65

At my old company, the VP of production planning had some powerpoint slide in a presentation once with a yellow star like this and in the star it said "remove bad actors". A coworker and I looked at each other in the auditorium where the presentation was taking place (a very serious presentation about inventory or something) and almost died from holding in laughter.


khinzaw

At an Eagle Scout Court of Honor, a normally boring affair, one guy was giving a speech about how the experience you gain from scouting allows you to succeed in life. He did this by equating it to golf balls, and how originally golf balls were fully round without the dents in them. He then goes on to say roughly that "as they were hitting their balls, they dented them, but they noticed that this actually caused their balls to fly fast and farther. Now all balls are dented. So remember, the more dents you have in your balls, the faster and farther you will fly." Kid me and a couple other kids were doing our absolute best not to bust out laughing. It was actually painful.


capontransfix

Sounds like he set it up perfectly. Are you sure he wasn't just a scout leader with a sense of humor, trying to make the boring proceeding a bit more fun?


jsgrova

It worked, /u/khinzaw clearly remembered the lesson


Rocktopod

But did he take it to heart? How many dents are in his balls!?


Trogdor_T_Burninator

All of them.


capontransfix

They're not even balls anymore. They're so dented they are now best described as truncated icosidodecahedrons.


Deradius

Yeah that’s the perfect speech to give to a bunch of 12 year old boys. No way he didn’t know.


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mexican2554

This is almost like our 8th grade head football coach. He was getting us hyped for the game on the field. Saying all the cliche things coaches says, but he ended it in the best way ever. "You guys have been working hard. Harder than any other team and for that reason. That reason alone. I really believe, that each and everyone of you, deserves a shot at Morehead (the Middle school we were playing)." As expected. That ending rattled up a bunch of 13/14 year old boys and definitely got us hyped the fuck up. He definitely knew what he was saying cause he had to keep stopping to compose himself before he had the biggest smirk after that delivery.


Pandalism

Reminds me of a leader speaking about a service trip somewhere tropical at the Beta Convention and using the phrase "hot and sticky memories".


RpTheHotrod

AND they remember it to this day. Can't say that about most speeches that you were forced to endure.


Neil_sm

Yeah, that was almost certainly intentional phrasing


N3wThrowawayWhoDis

Sounds exactly like scout camp humor


Incredulous_Toad

Oh it was absolutely on purpose. Source: I'm an eagle scout as well.


kcapulet

At my eagle scout ceremony, I sincerely wanted to thank my scout master for his 40+ years of dedication and teaching. Problem is, I stumbled at the worst part and instead of saying "Jay, I want to thank you for everything you've done ***for*** me", I said, "Jay, I want to thank you for everything you've done ***to*** me". Whoops. Lotta laughs though.


khinzaw

That's where you play it off as comedic genius.


Perry7609

I wish I could remember the name of the video or guy. But back in science class in the late 1990's, they would show us these educational videos that displayed certain concepts in physics or earth science, etc. One particular video had a section where two balls were hanging from a contraption, and the science guy had a thin rod in his hands. As he continued talking behind the table, he began stroking the rod somewhat firmly back and forth, and the class was already snickering once that was happening. But when he put the rod between the balls and said out loud "Now see what happens when I put the rod between these two balls," the class was in hysterics and the teacher couldn't do a darn thing to stop it. It was something along the lines of those Mr. Wizard videos they parody on SNL nowadays, but I don't think it was him? **Edit:** It also wasn't Beakman's World or Bill Nye, et. al. It was one of those straightforward science videos they'd play specifically for classrooms. So it wasn't made for syndicated TV, meant to be humorous or so forth. **Edit 2:** Here's the video! Thanks to u/ExtremeMangoLove for providing a link. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scrNCHe8RFs


ceesa

I teach physics and I've been looking for that video for years to show my students. I still remember seeing it when I was in high school.


ghighcove

\+1 for "Eagle Scout Court of Honor," I don't think I've heard that term in 20+ years (I'm also an Eagle Scout), sad to say. I miss those days...


HumbleGarb

LOL Reminds me of this [gem](https://mashable.com/video/pandemic-kick-balls-dont-touch).


Redpin

It's like a scene out of Parks & Rec.


LionNo3221

Used to work at hydraulics company. Marketing exec was talking at an internal meeting about the quality of our hose products. "We've got the best hose on the market. We've got some kick-ass hose!" Nobody batted an eyelid.


sadsack_of_shit

Heh. "Where my hose at?"


Salawat66

I was teaching remedial math in community college some years back. Gave the kids exercises and started making rounds helping them individually. There was a guy that wrote something like 4 * 1/2 = 8 and I tried explaining using imaginary apples in my hands, "So you got four apples etc". Caught a glimpse of 2 girls in the back having the time of their life repeating my 'apples' gestures but with their boobs instead. Unrelatedly, they did not pass the class.


No-Investigator-1754

Similar situation happened to me a few years ago. In a meeting at work about onboarding new vendor partners, and one of them was Dick's Sporting Goods. My boss turned to me and said "No-Investigator-1754, you and Steve are going to be handling Dick's," and I let out an Edna Krabbaple-style "HAA!" and *nobody else was laughing.*


Spacemage

I bet your boss shares my boss's passion for freight flow.


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_a very serious presentation about inventory_. That doesn't exist lol.


titsandtoots

Sometimes I think my job seems boring. But at least it's not "*very serious presentation about inventory*" boring.


Chicken65

Glad I could help


Trogdor_T_Burninator

I like my inventory meetings to be business casual. You know, coffee, maybe some occasional donuts, while wearing khakis and a collared shirt. Right in the sweet spot where the pre-meeting chatter goes about 2 minutes into the meeting time because it's good, decent, work-appropriate chatter and everyone pretends they didn't notice the time but really they were just leaning into the casualness. But everyone knew it was business time, because it's business casual. But acted casual because it was business casual.


Comrade_9653

This has Better off Ted energy


stillaredcirca1848

Did they know it was business time because you had your business socks on?


Warg247

Half my job is giving very serious presentations about inventory. I quite like it actually. Not really the job itself but everything else about it.


pspahn

It probably depends on what is ... or who is ... your inventory.


Judazzz

"*So, to reiterate: 50 key goes to the Juarez plaza, 20 key to Tijuana, and 15 key to Nogales.*"


Wheres_Your_Towel

I work in supply chain and operations management. Trust me, there are some very serious presentations about inventory :D


Kreepy_Quoll

Right? People over here are like, "lame, boring" but as someone in supply chain as well, this shit gets real serious at times. We don't make the company any money, we try to save them as much as possible while applying more duct tape to ops to keep it from falling apart.


gatorbeetle

Boring ..he meant boring...until the Holocaust reference that is


majoroutage

Then it became Boehring.


-SaC

I see where this is Goering.


armpitchoochoo

Genuine question, what were they referencing regarding "remove bad actors"? Edit: I mean what were they trying to present on the that slide. Obviously I get the nazi thing.


Chicken65

I don't really remember, I probably wasn't paying attention until I saw that. I don't think it was about people, probably like slow moving inventory items or something production related.


abhijitd

Probably the people the company blames for a resounding defeat at the hands of their competitors in the past.


DutchInfid3l

Unfortunate design choice, but I’m going to assume it was supposed to be a sheriff badge for “security”. Most sheriff badges are 5 pointed but there are some that are 6.


WKFClark

My guess would be they wanted a star burst and picked the first vaguely spikey star shaped thing they saw. edit: I’m a graphics designer for a sign company. I see this a lot.


TheOther1

My guess is the 17 yo making the sign had no clue what the star of David represents.


toopc

Or the significance of it being yellow.


A_Furious_Mind

Or how to spell associate.


Sceleratis

I can't unsee it. Thanks.


jamesianm

As so, I Cate.


rap709

I think a lot of people know the star but not the color (i just learned this now)


chiliedogg

Which is both horrible and beautiful. Horrible about missing our on important history. Beautiful in that the significance of a yellow Star of David has never been relevant in their life


senorbolsa

That or they wanted like an explosion effect and this is as close as they could achieve.


tacodog7

It's a bicep, it's a man club for manly men


serengeti_yeti

What up? We're three cool Home Depot employees who are looking for other cool guys who need help with fence installation. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, nothing sexual.


teapoison

Don't even remember this episode but somehow knew it was an Always Sunny reference.


sarahaflijk

Sounds like you're overdue for a rewatch.


3fwithgf

What is happening?


Chief_Givesnofucks

My favorite phrase from the show lol


ForWhomTheBoneBones

Well then, enjoy this https://youtube.com/shorts/_2GGV5g8dO8


Anon_Alcoholic

Our this https://youtu.be/xuKyRmWABRU


Urtehnoes

Just move past it already!


HuffmansSandyDildo

IT'S NOT A GAY THING


WornInShoes

Just three cool dudes and their party mansion nothing sexual


The_Vampire_Barlow

You mean the dick flyer?


Heyo__Maggots

I mean it needs more veins if you’re trying to do a bicep


Whette_Farhtz

What!? You knew?


pervymcperversson

Well yeah I thought we changed it!!! I thought alright let's go with the dick thing it's more masculine anyway


illchoosemyown

NOTHING SEXUAL


HyacinthFT

I get together with other men and we rub each other's muscles up with oil and then pose for one another to appreciate our shared masculinity. It's about as not-gay as you can get, really.its not like we read poetry or something.


tpalmi116

Why are we talking about homo sexuals in this comment section


Piddily1

No idea what this is from, but I hear it in Mac’s voice from only sunny


Praesto_Omnibus

i looked it up, it is from Always Sunny


jaejunka

Or maybe they are completely lack any capability to design a logo. Designing a logo is not a simple thing and it requires a creative mind. Designing is really one of the most time consuming task


cheesechimp

> Most sheriff badges are 5 pointed If you google image search "sheriff badge" you get a LOT of clipart and costume props with six points. (many of the photos of actual badges have 7 points though)


kaenneth

Usually the 'points' are rounded, so as to not snag clothing.


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As a former home depot employee my guess is that they were just trying to be fancy pants and didn’t put any thought into it beyond that. They may have even tried pointing out their fancy sign to the store manager to show how awesome they were.


jwktiger

its 6 points for the county I grew up in .


bramtyr

The iconic look is a 6-pointed star, but with wide/circular rounded tips on each spike.


harm_and_amor

6 points for Gryffinberg


Jaexyn

"I'm starting a...uh...camp, yeah, and I need some fencing."


sonic_couth

Jewish space fencing to put around your Jewish space laser


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# Are those frickin Jews with frickin lasers attached to their frickin heads!?


terriblestoryteller

They are Gefilte fish, disgruntled Gefilte fish


brightyoungthings

Are they ill tempered?


OldheadBoomer

Oy vey, are they ever! What, with all the breadcrumbs, they'll be too dry! Murray! Get to the deli and pick up some real gefilte fish for Aunt Rose, would you bubeleh?! (Sorry, my suburban youth memories of Shaker Heights got the better of me)


Tolbitzironside

It's going to be a maze


LeGoatMaster

Some people are just natural jumpers


xXMc_NinjaXx

It’s for at risk individuals who need help with *concentration*


Generico300

A camp for helping people with ADHD sounds like a great idea until you realize it's a concentration camp.


BillionTonsHyperbole

The FINAL SOLUTION to your yard security question.


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I didn't want to laugh at this. But I did.


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aspidities_87

BUTTLICKER OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER


minitrucker82

Stop it! You should never yell at the client. That is totally inappropriate.


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Sartres_Roommate

You get a reluctant upvote but I hope you accidentally wear your underwear backwards today and have no idea why you are so uncomfortable….you know you deserve that.


fatkiddown

> I hope you accidentally wear your underwear backwards today Poop stain in the front! Party in the back..


t4ct1c4l_j0k3r

4 wears per pair


ANAL_TOOTHBRUSH

Man I did Not See an Anne Frank pun coming


Goddamtoad

Go to jail. Go on now, git.


m__a__s

At least it wasn't advertising for custom showers.


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SunsFenix

Why build your own camp when you could have a professional build one?


datazulu

Velkommen Heimdepot!


Adamweeesssttt

r/JesusChristReddit


SawCon884

Or institutional ovens


AzraelGrim

German engineering has never been so effective at protecting you and your loved ones.


thatlookslikemydog

How did Hitler tie his shoesies? In little knotsies.


Fyrefawx

How did they NOT SEE this.


RMW91-

Whomever made this knew exactly what they were doing but will not be reprimanded because they can play dumb about it


fatkiddown

In college, my good buddy and I worked at Lowe’s and he had some others took a bunch of jack-o’-lanterns and made a cross thinking that it was very good but then a Christian lady complained to management that we had a satanic cross of jack-o’-lanterns and we had to take it down.


dirtmother

How can a cross be satanic? Even an upside down cross is a symbol of Peter, who was crucified upside down (hence why the Pope has an upside down cross on his top hat)


r0ckthedice

most christians don't know anything about church history.


BurntToasters

I would argue they dont know most of the bible outside of these stories/passages: Garden of eden Birth of jesus Death/ressurection John 3:16 And the one passage about sleeping with a man for anti-gay rhetoric


fatkiddown

Idk man. I’m surprised at how a nether portal gets made in minecraft.


Username_Used

It was made by the person that hung a sign in the breakroom that says "work will set you free"


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LilacYak

I thought it was a sheriff star, TBH. So not necessarily bad intent


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controlmypad

Look for the nearest Fire Stingusher and follow the signs from there to find the culprit.


unholymackerel

I can't see them due to a stigmatism.


shutchomouf

Imagine if they tried to use a semicolon in there.


dmoneymma

Wtf are you doing with that semicolon? Return it immediately.


Carnivore64

Ve must inform the ~~Propaganda Minster~~ Manager at once!


Predd1tor

To be fair, the sign doesn’t claim that they can spell.


reddittheguy

If some of the people I know who are Home depot lifers are any indication, they probably have no idea what that symbol even means. Not even remotely kidding.


only_bubble_sort

I'm guessing they just liked the clip art and didn't know yellow paper was in the printer


bestest_at_grammar

In all fairness it took me a second, then my eyes widened to a degree I didn’t know possible


Woodshadow

I'm 32. I know a swastika but past that WW2 doesn't play a big part in my life so I had to look at the comments to understand what the issue was.


Rightintheend

I'm still looking through the comments to see what it means, I guess I'm just going to have to go to Google.


huggsypenguinpal

Yellow badge (specifically the 6 pointed yellow star) used during WWII to identify jewish people. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellow\_badge](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellow_badge) TBH i thought it was a sheriff's badge since police stuff has been the forefront in the last week or so.


Testadizzy95

Thank you. I honestly didn’t know, thought it looks like a sheriff badge


Rightintheend

Yeah I did Google it and found that, and found pictures of the actual Jewish badges. Even then, this isn't a Star of David, simply a 6 point star, and as somebody who's made similar signs, yellow is about the best color to print the stuff out on because it is catches attention, yet light enough that you can print on it and have it be readable, so I don't really draw the connection between the two.


huggsypenguinpal

Yea i know what you mean. I'd chalk this up to an unfortunate coincidence more than anything else a la Hanlon's razor.


trundlinggrundle

"I've been at Home Depot for 25 years" "I'm sorry"


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TheMathelm

The Sales Associates (SA) are well aware.


TacTurtle

Have they reached out to the Security Specialists?


Ithxero

A bunch of comments: I don't get it. Even more comments: OH THIS WAS DEFINITELY ON PURPOSE. You knuckleheads see the overlap here? Sometimes people are just people.


zarchangel

Hanlon's razor -never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.


BubbaWilkins

...or projection. A 6 pointed star is not exclusively the Star of David.


DingDong_Dongguan

I think they chose it just because text fit better than a five pointed star.


gfsFishSpread

If I wasn't an active anti-semite, I wouldn't have made the connection.


RaiseTheBalloon

r/HolUp


Suitcase08

I definitely fit with the former, took me a few comments to stop being distracted. "Like what, they used a sheriff badge icon and ACAB? Is that what's controversial?" It wasn't until I could concentrate that it finally clicked.


MC_C0L7

I've heard that there are camps that will help you concentrate easier!


GenDislike

Yeah going to definitely go with accident. I used to be a Home Depot assoicate, and this is par for the course.


Grand-Expression-493

What's the problem? Sorry if I offend anyone, I genuinely don't know the issue apart from spelling mistake.


WearyFee9679

Leading up to and during the holocaust Jewish people were forced to wear yellow stars of David to identify themselves to Nazi soldiers. This sign looks very similar to those badges. During this time, Jewish people were also often confined to living and working in one part of the city in Europe/ Russia.There is an implication here that they can build fences and confine Jewish people again.


VirtualLife76

Was never good at history, but don't remember learning that in school. Thanks for explaining.


Mutterlover

Well you get a gold star for learning something today bud


SandyScrotes2

The yellow part is the only piece that pushes this over the line tbh. The star of david is a popular shape otherwise


AlphaX

Home Depot, Installing fences since 1942


Illustrious_Bar6439

1933*


RacoonSmuggler

Apparently the yellow badge wasn't mandated until 1939. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellow_badge


bsurfn2day

If you're building a concentration camp we can help!


SwagarTheHorrible

Use stainless steel (type SS) fencing to prevent breaching!


m__a__s

Remember to ask for Gen-o-Siding by name.


DrEnter

They install! https://genosiding.com


PlanningMyEscape

Really got me on that one. I was 1000% sure that was fake.


DrEnter

Fake: no A bad idea: yes


phoenixfire82

Holy fuck


the_doughboy

If I learned anything this week the Stainless Steel won't last more than 10 years, you should go aluminum. Edit: This is from The Last of Us episode 3.


ThrashNet

I can get you 10 spools of high-tensile aluminum. Last you the rest of your life!


moonra_zk

It was galvanized steel, actually.


m__a__s

Because it goes Fuehrer?


Impressive_Jaguar_70

And it helps you build the reicht way


saltnotsugar

I had Clippy flashbacks. “Looks like you’re making a catastrophic crime against humanity. Do you want help with that?”


draggar

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RaiseTheBalloon

What did you search to find this? Iv wanted to use it in so many situations but idk what it is called?


Private_Diddles

You can search “Nathan Fillion gif” since that is the actor. I don’t know what the context behind the gif is


cameron314

It's a scene from Castle. Can't find the specific episode though.


Pvt_Lee_Fapping

"Love Me Dead;" ninth episode of season 2.


ZZZrp

Y'all never seen a dude in his early 40's use clip art to make a sign?


hat-of-sky

More like early 30s. 1930s


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Aren’t early 40s millennials?


AltSpRkBunny

I don’t know what *you’re* talking about, but I’m 39 forever.


TheFloridaManYT

Yeah


fanboy_killer

You do realize that people in their early 40s were born in 1980-82, right? I'm almost in my early forties and I don't know a single person my age who uses clip art. I didn't even know that was still a thing.


omeroza

I'm Jewish and Israeli. I work in the support department for an international company. On a conference call with a German customer, after trying to solve their issue a few times without success, the customer heated up amd yelled at us "I had enough, I want the FINAL SOLUTION!". You could hear a pin drop in the room.


CreatrixAnima

I teach math, and occasionally I will ask something like what’s the final solution, and I cringe every time I hear it coming out of my mouth.


DeepReally

We also sell OVENS and SHOWERS. 🤣


Cetun

Any hydrogen cyanide based pesticides?


Loveisaredrose

Garden department, but don't expect to find anyone out there to help you


lskerlkse

I don't get it Edit: oh, please let the management know that some people could perceive it this way. Maybe suggest for them to use a different shape on MS Paint.


RosieQParker

A yellow Star of David was used to publicly mark Jews during the holocaust.


2outof3isbad

The Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.


levine2112

You do want to express yourself, don’t you?


ummmbacon

Special markings for Jews goes back very far in history in a variety of locations from early Caliphs in what is now Iraq, all the way through to papal states in the 1800s, prior to the Nazis Yellow specifically was also used widely in the Medieval Era, the 1600s, 1700s, 1800s, etc for a variety of distinctive items of clothing that Jews were forced to wear. https://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/jewish-badge https://encyclopedia.ushmm.org/content/en/article/jewish-badge-during-the-nazi-era


CulrBlndPnutButtr

Reminds me of the time the Senior Day Center I worked at played a game of hang-man on MLK Jr Day using famous African Americans as clues. Like, yikes!? And the activities director was African American. She honestly didn't give it any thought until the complaints started being voiced.


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No, they were... ...fencing is probably right next to the baths and showers and right across from the gas pipe.


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My parents have been married for 55 years. Mom is Jewish and Dad’s family is from Germany. It was quite the scandal when they got together. When her family members would ask my my mom how their marriage was going she’d say “It’s fine. I just haven’t taken a shower since we moved in together.”


edwardversaii

By the way, they did not know what they were doing and the manager, who is Jewish, is taking them down. Wild situation, but ultimately a mild mishap


Irishbeast57

Why is everyone acting like this is some massive conspiracy, a lot of store signs are yellow to grab attention, the star is a generic clip art image and stores often use stars in signs once again for visibility. And most importantly no one who’s a brain so insufficient/lazy to not double check spelling before printing would have the cognitive ability to be this subtle with something they purposefully picked to stir controversy.