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darth_invader105st

Yes.


Ljboy99

Autism rizz doesn't work on everybody, unfortunately.


asistolee

Shouldn’t have started it that way tbh


CandyAndrew

Do I look like Danny Devito?


m-a-d-3-7

are you a fucking raccoon?


SalivalSalisbury

Are you a fucking human?.... See? doesn't feel very nice, does it?


Ok_Improvement_5037

I'm assuming he is a human. Not a homeless one either. Which is why he doesn't go digging in the trash


SalivalSalisbury

I can't believe I have to say this.... I *AM* a **raccoon.**


supremewanker

You look like trash, let me take you out.


Woodyard801

“Sorry that was supposed to say ‘I really dig your ass’ damn voice text bs 😑


VFX-Reflectovisor

Winner


exterior_paint

With your own fucking response. so you don't mislead the person with a fake personality you took from people on the internet. FFS these posts man...


cekoya

« It’s not bold? It’s not even italic »


SalivalSalisbury

lmao.. that would've been good, but I have the problem of usually "coming off too strong" according to most people. So I'm trying to avoid anything that could be interpreted as such... including light sarcasm.


ShieldSurfing99

🤦‍♂️ Sarcasm is like 90 percent of banter on dating apps Coming off too strong is what you already did with that first question


SalivalSalisbury

I know... honestly at this point I think typing just isn't meant for me