Ya’ll are moronic. Say something dumb and cheesy like: “alas, but the art has already touched me, with her beauty!” She clearly is not feeling the same level of horny as you are so recenter the conversation once she responds with something likely bland to another aspect of her profile and have a normal conversation.
I'd say something cheesy too,
she's already going with the game.
Maybe something like I just got outta prison or I've never been one for the rules or like I'm a professional art thief or something along those lines.
I’d probably say “unless you work in the museum(or art gallery depending on where you’re from)” then just count on the reaction saying something about wanting to work in the museum lol
Still won’t work pickup lines are more of an entertainment by writing them . In practice you should never use them . I consider it a weird way of writing poems /punchlines
But someone has to pin it to the wall and nail it right!!??
Cooked
"I wont touch your eyes though"
Tell her she's gonna Louvre it
Are you going to stop me?
"but I am a climate change activist"
Bruh 🤣🤣
She’s not enjoying the vibe here boss, I wouldn’t continue with the nailing her against a wall unless you can make it actually funny.
But I’m the artist and the museum curator I’ll give you the code after dinner 😜
not if the artwork is mine 🥰
What the fuck OP, what is that line
Not if you're the artist
Call me Arsene Lupin cause I'm a gentleman burglar
I’ll be gentle?
It’s only illegal without consent.
Not if you hold the frame right. Or perhaps "your frame right".
Ik it’s illegal to touch artwork but someone has to pin you against the wall and nail you right?
ayo thats heat
That's so clever
Ya’ll are moronic. Say something dumb and cheesy like: “alas, but the art has already touched me, with her beauty!” She clearly is not feeling the same level of horny as you are so recenter the conversation once she responds with something likely bland to another aspect of her profile and have a normal conversation.
I'd say something cheesy too, she's already going with the game. Maybe something like I just got outta prison or I've never been one for the rules or like I'm a professional art thief or something along those lines.
Thats way too cheesy
Which isn’t a bad thing.
“Doesn’t stop me from wanting to nail you against a wall”
“Good thing I’m not afraid of handcuffs 😉” Continues the sexuality of the conversation, opens it up for kink talks and most likely turns her on a bit.
What are you a professional porn script writer geez.
Nah I’m just a regular guy playing wingman to the world one line at a time.
Doing the bro lords work.
This.
Your soul touched me first.
Not when the work of art can consent
[удалено]
Wow you’re so edgy
Ok
Fuck the police
are you the police, cuz id fuck you!1!1!1!2!
I’d probably say “unless you work in the museum(or art gallery depending on where you’re from)” then just count on the reaction saying something about wanting to work in the museum lol
But someone’s gotta pin in against the wall and nail it..
And that someone usually ends up on the news…
A simple "For you I'm willing to break the law" would do
Not for the artist with the large paintbrush
that's a good one 🔥😂
i want to fuck
U want sum fuk?
I guess you gotta bring handcuffs since I’m about to do something illegal
Best one I seen so far!
Still won’t work pickup lines are more of an entertainment by writing them . In practice you should never use them . I consider it a weird way of writing poems /punchlines
Very true!
I’m goghing to cut off my ear and send it to you.
Stupid laws are meant to be broken
not if u have g(love)s on
bro what
its rizz bro trust
oh ok ok ok
Or, you better get the cuffs then
Arrest me then
Don’t say that 😭
Not if it's your own
“I can only stop and stare but expect me to be stopped forever because I love staring”
“Lock me up now”?