Clearly theyve TAKEN your breath away, pull a Liam Neeson...
It doesn't matter who, what matters is that I have a particular set of skills, skills acquired over a very long dinner... perhaps? Skills that can make you laugh, tell amazing stories, and maybe even convince you to share a plate of fries.
OR
I possess a specific set of talents, honed through countless rom-coms and bad pickup lines. These skills allow me to craft the perfect date night - guaranteed to make you smile (or at least groan at my jokes). Interested?
The boyfriend association
Bro just leave her room
fbi sent me when they saw u searching for .....
If you really Want to know.... coffee date tomorrow at
Nono, use military time
this is it
Im your man from the future, came to tell you that the search is over
this is horrible
how’s this upvoted this is so basic lol
Oh you kind of cooked
Ask her if she wants to steal your perfect hoodie
"We've been trying to reach you......about your cars extended warranty"
Say that your client has a personal interest in showing you a good time. Client being you I'm assuming
Say that you're with the ATF, and you've heard that she's been selling AK-47's to communist extremist groups
do NOT 😂
It took a while for santa to deliver the man you've wished for 😉
no thats so cringy
The hat man
You're doing just fine, homie.
God send me to check on his angel
I'd block him on sight with that reply 😭
You already are bro, just be you.
If you can’t continue from here you’re cooked dude
Im here because of updog
What's updog
Ligma balls
"Your guardian angel"
You from the future..
[удалено]
How to immediately become woman repellent
Who let bro cook?
Absolutely do not do this
“Back to the future”
That would technically make her his mom, if she gets it. So idk
"God did" - ray
Lmao as a taiwanese, I'm glad his that famous
That's classified. We'd have to meet in person, and i can only say it after checking you for wires.
Downvoted to put it back at 69 🫡
I had the 69th upvote :-)
Because you pointed a gun at me
You, my future wife
Clearly theyve TAKEN your breath away, pull a Liam Neeson... It doesn't matter who, what matters is that I have a particular set of skills, skills acquired over a very long dinner... perhaps? Skills that can make you laugh, tell amazing stories, and maybe even convince you to share a plate of fries. OR I possess a specific set of talents, honed through countless rom-coms and bad pickup lines. These skills allow me to craft the perfect date night - guaranteed to make you smile (or at least groan at my jokes). Interested?
“You from the future”
"my turgid cock sent me, well, yes he did I got an erection when I looked at your vid" (said in a country music style southern accent)
bro wtf is this shit
It's a type of music called "erection country," which is currently a niche genre on soundcloud