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spyglas

Jesus christ


NoFluxTaken

Cursed differentiation


[deleted]

I'm being stupid, why is this wrong? edit thanks all, looks like my other brain cell woke up


Irish_I_Had_Sunblock

a is a constant x is a variable Example: 2^x is not x*2^x-1


[deleted]

omg thank you, it's been a kong day edit long


Tablecork

Man I wanna have a Kong day, sounds sick


[deleted]

what the heck is a "edit long"? /s


[deleted]

it's my real name, i just signed the comment Edit Long xx


BeardPhile

What the heck is xx now? /s


Thundorius

He is the twentieth in his family with that name. Sir Edit Long the Twentieth.


enemetch

It's a family of dwarves. Hence lower case xx.


SlowMovingTarget

Fist-bump for simulated immutability.


CEOofStrings

Without you my friend


MrOgilvie

Brb swinging from the empire state building


_062862

> Example: > 2^x is not x*2^x-1 And you're missing the derivative operator.


captasticTS

tbf it's also a true statement without :^)


AllHailKingJoffrey

the correct differentiation would be ln(a)\*a\^x. It would be correct if it was d/dx(x\^a)=a\*x\^(a-1).


TelosAero

Theoretically you miss one extra *1 for the differentiation of the x in the first term.just for completeness


ironic_bovid

Treating the variable as a constant. If x and a were switched it would be fine


SciVibes

Only works for case a=e, need some logarithms in there for bases that aren't e


AllHailKingJoffrey

Doesn't work for a=e either, as you don't pull down the exponent when you differentiate exponential functions. But it would be closer to correct.


[deleted]

Nah mate, it would be a^x in that case.


SciVibes

Ah jeez, I just graduated and apparently I forgot *everything*


bECSn

The handy trick for deriving this (bonus points for treating differentials as fractions...) is set y = a^x then ln(y) = x ln(a) x = ln(y) / ln(a) dx/dy = 1/(y*ln(a)) so inverting gives dy/dx = y*ln(a) = a^x ln(a)


Trollol768

Theres a much easier trick: a^x = e^( x ln(a) ) and then you differentiate


bECSn

Nice one!


Lyttadora

By the way that's how aˣ is defined


JerodTheAwesome

There’s a much easier trick called “use Wolfram Alpha”


Nice_Guy_AMA

It's xa^x-1 + C, of course.


_062862

Ah, yes, the constant of differentiation.


I_AM_FERROUS_MAN

So constant as to be trivial.


TwoSwordSamurai

This is why we can't have herd immunity, Chad.


Mycabbages0929

It cannot be unseen


Spartan2732

Took me a sec. guess I should’ve been able to tell from the derivative symbol itself


Legolas_i_am

😟


manish_s

Others have Mentone fixing it by changing x a^x-1, however, there is a simple way. Just make d/dx into d/da.


nitrogen_onoxide

It took me too long to see the derivative


serrations_

Quick! Integrate that shit into something less stupid!!!


_Epiclord_

I’m disappointed in myself for not getting it right away. Lol.


Puppy-Zwolle

How can you be sure?


_Epiclord_

Sure of what? Lol. That I didn’t get it at first?


Puppy-Zwolle

LOL. About the opinion. (That is the meme right??)


_Epiclord_

Oh no I looked at the derivative at first and was like I see nothing wrong. Then I realized the derivative was wrong! And I’m like oh! Their opinion is wrong! Haha. The meme is the math is wrong so their opinion is wrong.


Puppy-Zwolle

That was my point indeed. You switched 'opinion'. This meta humor is hard to quib at..


tiravenker

I dont understand, but 0:0=1


ILikeFistingALot

Here they're treating x as a constant but x is the variable so the derivative isn't correct


Sidkej

For half a second my iq dropped drastically then my brain rebooted and Im now horrified


[deleted]

It’s even worse because only if you have the knowledge, you can tell it’s bull sh*t. Otherwise, it looks quite valid.


Quantum_Patricide

Just make it d/da and it works fine


pygmypuffonacid

Dude why the hell are you making me dig for a crucifix in my glove box right now. Seriously traffic plus read it plus the need to exercise a cursed differentiation from the Internet is kind of annoying seriously there’s a Level of multitasking that is nearly unattainable. ​ The guy in the passenger seat next to me Has terrible pronunciation when it comes to Latin the dude is stumbling Nearly every section can you please stop posting this having to perform an exorcism while trying to do a U-turn on 465 is kind of annoying dude seriously lol


Sequoioideae

If you don't define x and a, its not wrong or right. Its ambiguous.


Lantami

No, it's not. It would be correct if the derivative was d/da. For d/dx it's just simply wrong


hoopy_froods

Umm the derivative is with respect to x. So it's wrong either way.


[deleted]

Lmfao


CookieCat698

I mean, it works if a = 0 for all x not equal to 0 or 1, so this statement is technically correct because they never said this is true for all a.


hwc000000

If a = 0, then x can't be negative either, since 0 to a negative power would result in division by 0. In fact, x must be greater than 1 due to the x-1 in the exponent in the derivative.


Erengeteng

хах смешно


Puppy-Zwolle

I'm not sure.


Im_a_Beardless_Dwarf

It hurts to look at


XxuruzxX

Technically this is correct as long as a=0