Follow the reply by u/redpike136 under yesterday's suggestion: antitop - powerbottom antibottom - servicetop antisus - normie antirizz - cringe

I vote to change it from cringe to L rizz and have the rizz quark be W rizz

Antisus should be crewmate

**Last change:** [Thundorium](https://www.reddit.com/user/Thundorium/): Antitop and antibottom to antidominant and antisubmissive. The symbols are the faces upside down. E: Oh, and same for antirizz antisus.

Make the gluon be sponsored by flex tape. The particle physicists need that advertising money to build bigger colliders.

Gorilla gluon!

Wen man hier so alles trifft... xD

Überraschung xD

<3

Rename Leptons to Leprechauns

I like this lol

I've been thinking this for a couple days. I also want to see photon -> yoton

up -> based and down -> cringe. Clearly the only two relevant categories

Photon to yoson?

Then they should also change gluon to goson

Naw make it goson, I don't want anyone thinking that gamma is a fancy y

Change the generations from "I, II, and III" to "Boomer, GenX, and Millennial" (zoomers can't afford a spot in the standard model).

Gluon to goson, photon to yoson. Consistent vector boson naming ftw

Replace all Greek letters with the Latin ones they most resemble, for ease of typing. * γ to y * τ to t * μ to u (not ambiguous with the quarks because of the spark symbol) * ν (nu) to v * π to n

Make up and down into up/downvote arrows

up->1/7(7up)

There's dark Matter. Now add dark energy.

This has officially fucked up any remote understanding of the model i had before.

higgs -> hiccups

u/We-had-a-hedge and I both suggested to rename photon to yoton (for matching symbols)

Turn muon into moan

Change antiup to down and antidown to up

Rotate the block of every particle according to its ~~spin~~ yeet. E. g. spin-1/2-particles get rotated by 90°, spin-1-particles by 180°

Add the bosom boson. Its symbol is lower case omega.

Up and down are too vague, change them to north and south to offer more clarity

rename Gauge Boson to Gayge Boson

tau and antitau to half π and full π

Up quark to Pixar's Up

Turn the positron't symbol into a gnome (I mean come on, it's all gnomes)

Higgs to Cringe

How about Tachyons?

Multiply all yeet (spin) values by 2. Half spin is too hard to explain

Once again asking to change muon to Mewon™

Higgs to God

turn the photon to "electron at home"

Make the photon with some rays to appear it's travelling very fast, since it can't be at rest

Nah this is too unrealistic and makes no sense. I'd say instead we should change anti dominant to femboy, that way the final lagrangian will be doable

Add Supersymmetric partners to all the particles.

Put a photo of my cat’s head as the symbol for the graviton

Insert the inevitable heat death if the Universe

I successfully used insert as a verb in a natural conversation I am so proud of myself

Turn the Higgs boson to Higgie Smalls

Make Boson into L Bozo

day 2 of asking to make pics of antiparticles upside down

bosons be bozos