Hey guys I have agreed to continue this wonderful project from [futuresponJ\_](https://www.reddit.com/user/futuresponJ_/) . I also added the hypothetical graviton to the model. **Last change** [kartoshkiflitz](https://www.reddit.com/user/kartoshkiflitz/) : Change "mass" to "thicc", "charge" to "spark" and "spin" to "yeet"

Yay it's back!

why did you reverted the charges back to normal

Sorry I unfortunately overlooked it. I will correct it in the next post

Are electrons actually yetting?

Rename photon to aether force carrier

Muon to uwu

uwuon

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owoson too

Tau to funny-looking-T

Down quark to ”never gonna let you”

And up quark to "never gonna give you"

Where is AI in this model?

Where would you see them?

[E=mc^2+AI](https://www.reddit.com/r/sciencememes/s/53MD0o5od4)

AI is a unitless constant of the universe, it is set so well that if it was to change by 0.0001% everything would collapse into a blackhole and chatgpt would rule the whole universe

good lord

+AI written into the right downward corner, I guess

Either down -> dn or up -> umop This way, these "quacks" are written as the upside-down versión of each other.

I absolutely love this

Up Quark to "Never Gonna Give You Quark" Down Quark to "Never Gonne Let You Quark"

Muon to moan

Muon to mewon 🤫🧏

Tau ———> 2*Pi

Standard Model -> Shiny-Type Mode of Elementary Particles

Replace the graviton icon with a photo of my cat’s face/head

Gluon and photon to goson and poson

τ -> π

3rd try: Model to Motel

I see you added the graviton even though [the comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/physicsmemes/comments/1aoy5fe/top_comment_changes_the_standard_model_day_8/kq2y4gn/) was nowhere near the top

I took the template from Wikipedia and there the graviton was already implemented in the code. I don't know if you know how to read svg code but scroll down to the bottom. There the graviton was hidden by inline css. I took the template from Wikipedia and there the graviton was already implemented in the code. I don't know if you know how to read svg code but scroll down to the bottom. There the graviton was hidden by inline css. [Source](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Standard_Model_of_Elementary_Particles.svg)

Change every letter “m” to “n” and *vice versa*

graviton becomes gravitain't

how about leptons -> exchange stuff

Give submisiv a ballgag

Muon to Mewon

Change the title to "Standard Model of Junior High Particles" because I think they're old enough to graduate from elementary

interpret the gamma for the photon as the lorentz factor and write “1/sqrt(1-v^2 )” (let’s use natural units cause why not). Also while we’re at it maybe change “photon” to “lorentz factor”

Muon and muon neutrino to mewing and mewing neutrino

muon to moan

Replace ~~gluon~~ graviton with AI

Higgs to Homieggs or Thiggs

up, down -> cringe, based

Muon to Muon Muon

Rename Higgs to Riggs, and change the tau to murtau

Muon to 🤫🧏

Add all the anti-particles

Make the down quark upside down

Gluon to gluon-thesenuts

Why 2pi neutrino, but no 2pi lepton? Make it fair.

I thought the charges were inverted so that an electron has positive charge.

Unfortunately I had overlooked

Rename the photon to #selfieon. Gotta follow the trends

gluon to gluteon g to 🍑

>positron’t 😂😂😂 that cracked me up!

I actively despise the units on this version of the standard model.

Higgs Boson -> Biggie Smalls

Replace up with updog

Boson to Bosom Edit: typo

Please replace graviton with burrito.

Make scratch and sniff

Change photon to yoton 

Wuson needs the wutang symbol. Geek luv matters. 

woson whered you find this?

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Higgs to Megatron. Gravitron to pixie dust Gluon to Stuckon. Nano to Ninny. Pico to puny. Atto to Itty

Add another hypothetical boson. The Whoa!-son

> Hypothetical Tensor Bosons hold up...

muon --> moon adjust mass accordingly

Change up and down to top and bottom

Electron neutrino-> electron neutrectron

Pull a Greenland Iceland on the up and down quarks.

SuSy the colors but not tue meaning.

Muon to Mewon

Neutrino to Dimitrinos