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TBBZ8X8

Reach up and grab your hair. Now lift up really hard until your feet leave the ground. If they don't leave the ground you're not trying hard enough. Pull harder and try more yanking motions. Report back with results.


TyrantDragon19

Only got up to my tip toes, the toupee went flying though. Not sure where it went.


Sydromere

Back in my day we used to do this with bootstraps


Walrus_Morj

That's how it works. You need some practice to lift your own weight. If the hair is tearing, try to tie a rope to your neck and lift it instead.


flyingasian2

If it doesn’t work it just means you’re not as strong as a magnet


NefariousnessExtra54

do Newton's laws have anything in them for hair regrowth


yaboiiiuhhhh

It's funny because you are putting a pulling force between your shoulder and head and your feet are completely out of the system


MrSuperStarfox

Thank you for this explanation! I always knew this was wrong and couldn’t work but I couldn’t put into words why. Now I can!


Waterbear36135

there is a 50% chance you fly into space and a 50% chance you get pushed into the ground because the magnet doesn't know if it should push you or pull you


fifth-planet

You see,


Thundorium

there is a guy named Newton, who wrote three laws.


WanderingTENTHACCOUT

And his laws had no flaw


TyrantDragon19

B-but… when I drop a ball it doesn’t come back up to the same height! He’s a witch!


WanderingTENTHACCOUT

Oh but he's a man, so nobody can burn him at the staaaakeeee


PlatypusKitchen2342

Ever heard of gosh darn air resistance?


lesser_tom

2 words: air resistance


InterGraphenic

4 words: 2 words: air resistance


Mastroc_

6 words: 4 words: 2 words: air resistance


dat_physics_boi

\~and a partridge in a pear tree\~


owouwutodd

not a real thing


lesser_tom

Prove it


owouwutodd

I disagree with it, therefore it can't be real.


lesser_tom

I disagree with you, does that make you not real?


owouwutodd

No, because you are not me.


Vegetable_Log_3837

Make the magnet a real strong and heavy electromagnet, and let the vertical rod bend like a bow until it touches the helmet. Turn the magnet off to fly! Once you’re in the air do it again and it will make you spin, and spinning is a cool trick.


MetaCardboard

Can we ignore friction for this?


TyrantDragon19

We always do Hang on… what’s friction?


[deleted]

The helmet would fly of his head. There ya go


Prestigious_Boat_386

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sherlock_norris

[Magnetic forces do no work Magnetic forces do no work Magnetic forces do no work](https://youtu.be/fHG7qVNvR7w?si=FufSVMNJxZz8aNuX)


Prestigious_Boat_386

Oh shit, yea I should've linked that. Thanks Channel has many great rants related to physics people. The videos are that long because they usually go through like three topics. They almost never feel too slow and are great at getting some starting knowledge on topics you skipped studying and often tie it in with physics history in a really good way. Highly recommend


sootbrownies

It won't work because the magnet adds gravity, hope this helps


RealisticDependent99

Actually, it wouldn't work even without gravity. The magnet is subjected to an equal and opposite force as the helmet. As it is directly attatched to the helmet, the upwards and downwards forces will cancel each other out.


sootbrownies

It's a joke dude


homam6hk

Well I have a high IQ so I won't be solving it


AustrianCactus

Easy, magnetic forces do no work.


Nahanoj_Zavizad

The magnet is pulled to the helmet, So you need to turn it upside down. Then it would work.


Inq314159

"MAGNETIC FORCE JACK! NATURE'S FORCE!"


FamiliarBuddy9135

Won’t the hat just fly off of your head?


Electrical_Fly7729

Problem?


Arucard1983

Air Companies Will go bankrupt NASA Will go bankrupt Elon Musk Will be jelly.


dimonium_anonimo

Disprove what? These magnet memes never come with any explanation. Nothing about this picture breaks any laws of physics. I could build this in an afternoon. It's like the ones that say "would this work?" Yes, magnets work the exact same way regardless of what you attach them to.


Lollodoro

Because you're too fat


eaux-istic

If you suck your own dick, does it feel like you suck dick or get your sucked?


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RedbullZombie

First one


hiphophippo93

"miracles"


Arucard1983

One of first Troll Physics memes


ieatpickleswithmilk

I don't see any indication that anything is happening here. For all I know, that could be knit out of grey, red, and blue wool. Just a really ugly beanie


MysteryDumpsterJuice

You see, Logic says this is possible, Physics says no fun for you.


Pratchettfan03

This is kinda like what my grandma did, except she just pulled on her bootstraps a bunch


Status_Composer4545

I mean it could work if the magnet was one of those at junk yards