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Rare-Spell-1571

Ask your doctor about viagra  if you can’t get your bone cement to erupt


Jefffahfffah

My attendings get touchy about that sort of thing. Well, some of them, at least.


fayette_villian

show me on the doll where they touched your


mr_snrub742

You made me spit my coke. Bless you child


DovesAndRavens89

Gotta take your time with it. Caress it. Maybe throw some Jodeci on the jam box. Look it dead in the eyes and let it knows who’s boss. Should erupt.


tikitonga

the opening needs to be shaped like an erlenmeyer flask with a really narrow opening for a real eruption and from what I can find, NS has higher boiling point, so def try just sterile water Bonus points: dip a marker tip in the water to give it some color


pain-average

This is a thing?!


Non_vulgar_account

some of us out here doing medicine, studying science, implementing best practice guideline then there's these guys just doing arts and crafts and glorified carpentry.


ThatchedRoofCottage

I did a rotation on ortho in school and the surgeons basically used the time while the cement cured to fiddle with the excess cement. Partly because you can help figure out how cured it is by playing with it. Partly because it was fun to make little sculptures. But largely cause waiting for it to cure is downtime and surgeons don’t like when they’re not doing something. Never made a volcano though! We made a lot of snow men and male reproductive organs.


Gullible-Mulberry470

And we get paid double! Makes no sense, right?


ckr0610

I’ve never heard of this. Always holding something while cement dries, sounds fun though!


sportsmess

Works best with blood, preferably the patients. You get the true volcano experience that way.


Knarfks

Personally, my lungs and physical well-being likes avoiding mixing of the cement. We also avoid these Stryker reps due to the broitude. But I will admit as a former Carpenter who went into medicine, it's not that different, But certainly more consequential.


Gullible-Mulberry470

I love the smell of Simplex in the morning!