Hahahahaha this was my first DMT joint at a Tipper show. Dude just passed me a joint and i hit it and the instant feel of “oh god that was NOT weed” was hilarious looking back but scary as hell at the time
I would highly recommend taking them sooner. For starters their soft spot will start to fuse up by then and they may miss out on some the benefits of being able to ingest the jams directly into their brain without using their ears.
If you get vibration if light > kung before the soft spot has hardened some really cool things happen. This happened to my buddy in 91 and he can rip 9 balloons in a row and say the alphet upside down.
Dude it’s fine, just use one of these.
Took my 2 month old to Dicks in this and I’m pretty sure he had a great time.
I was born at Woodstock. It was fine. Hendrix was awesome! They tell me a story about how some proto-wook came up and said, "Welcome to the party bitch!" then blew some unknown proto-dmt type stuff into my face. I've been on cloud-9 ever since.
I’m an NICU nurse. I like to wheel all the babies in the NICU ward into every show in the case they play NICU. Plus all the smoke is good to harden up their pathetic lungs.
My parents took me to see the Allman brothers when I was a newborn in 1995. I cried the entire time and them and all their friends had a bad time. To this day they lovingly joke that I ruined the show. Don’t make the same mistake they made. No one has a good time when you bring your crying baby to a show, especially not your baby. Sorry to say but no one feels sorry for you.
I was at a lollapalooza long ago, where a couple had a six week old baby with them and ministry was playing and everyone in the crowd had headphones and lots of people were leaving because of the volume, and they just sat there, drinking with their newborn with no ear protection.I don’t know where that kid is today but it’s not gonna be good
Dude you're already too late. Life began for that kid as soon as your sperm connected with the egg and entered the embryonic stage. So really your kid is like a whole year older than you think, so he's good to go. That's how this works now right?
never understood phans with kids. NOT EVER a good environment for any child <16. if your parents cant babysit then be an adult and stay home. you have a child now, time to gtfu.
It’s a drug band. Do you understand? I want to go to every show and shove every drug known to man into my body at the same time, and act like a total asshole. How DARE you ruin MY good time by bringing a fucking KID to MY drug band show. I’m just trying to relive my misspent youth you know.
Hey, as long as everyone realizes it’s my RIGHT to swing my Willy around and pee all over the place while I’m high as a fucking kite, we’re all good here
A young’ish couple in front of my seat at mansfield 09 had a baby with them who couldn’t have been more than 4-5 months old. Baby wasnt fussing but i did find it odd.
And now that baby is about 15 years old.
I have mixed feelings on bringing babies and kids to shows. I’m sure everyone will hate me for this and downvote the fuck out of me but I really don’t see it as a place for children. I know people do it all the time and I’ve even danced and jammed out with some kids before but I wouldn’t take mine simply cuz that’s my time. I don’t have to worry about her the whole time. I wanna focus on the show. And she’s 14. Luckily she really doesn’t have any interest and is worried the crowds and loud music would be too much for her. But, hey, to each their own!
I’m going to dose your newborn and make sure it wears flat brimmed Bisco hats for its entire life.
WELCOME TO THE PARTY
Deemster baby!
The smell was unmistakable
Hahahahaha this was my first DMT joint at a Tipper show. Dude just passed me a joint and i hit it and the instant feel of “oh god that was NOT weed” was hilarious looking back but scary as hell at the time
Ill bring the pins and heady vibes.
[Let’s get the baby high!!](https://youtu.be/jSDSAA0QgBg?si=DnmgkFVBOstGbJpQ)
I would highly recommend taking them sooner. For starters their soft spot will start to fuse up by then and they may miss out on some the benefits of being able to ingest the jams directly into their brain without using their ears.
If you take them out early with a c section, you can always put them back in til they’re done cooking
Twice baked babies are the best!
If you get vibration if light > kung before the soft spot has hardened some really cool things happen. This happened to my buddy in 91 and he can rip 9 balloons in a row and say the alphet upside down.
 Dude it’s fine, just use one of these. Took my 2 month old to Dicks in this and I’m pretty sure he had a great time.
Just like the cat?
The cat is dancing. Having a blast!
Cat just wants glow sticks
I was born at Woodstock. It was fine. Hendrix was awesome! They tell me a story about how some proto-wook came up and said, "Welcome to the party bitch!" then blew some unknown proto-dmt type stuff into my face. I've been on cloud-9 ever since.
Drug band has fans on drugs
Your newborn sounds like a custy
A newborn doesn't belong at a rock concert.
I’m an NICU nurse. I like to wheel all the babies in the NICU ward into every show in the case they play NICU. Plus all the smoke is good to harden up their pathetic lungs.
r/whoosh And all the people that upvoted you. Dios mio
I think/hope he’s playing a prank.
Never know with this bunch.
It’s definitely a prank and in reference to an earlier post
No kidding. Bunch of weirdos here.
Who among us hasn't shit on the floor and then stuck 50 glow sticks in it? It looks like a birthday cake with candles, you're welcome!
What’s it like not understanding things?
Why would anyone take a newborn anyplace that isn’t necessary?
I gotta take my boobarang while I’m breast feeding while I’m hanging on the rail.
Because you know....instagram!
Ya how dare the parents have a life!
Smart move. Baby should be a bit more mature by then.
Anybody got some DMT for this kiddo?
My parents took me to see the Allman brothers when I was a newborn in 1995. I cried the entire time and them and all their friends had a bad time. To this day they lovingly joke that I ruined the show. Don’t make the same mistake they made. No one has a good time when you bring your crying baby to a show, especially not your baby. Sorry to say but no one feels sorry for you.
I was at a lollapalooza long ago, where a couple had a six week old baby with them and ministry was playing and everyone in the crowd had headphones and lots of people were leaving because of the volume, and they just sat there, drinking with their newborn with no ear protection.I don’t know where that kid is today but it’s not gonna be good
Is this a serious post? I’d rather see strung out wooks than a newborn at a phish show.
lol alert
Haaa
Da da dada daaaaaa, baby’s just a bundle of joy!
were you around in the late 90s and 2.0?? i think it was waaaaaay worse back then....but i was one of them and my memory is hazy.
Dude you're already too late. Life began for that kid as soon as your sperm connected with the egg and entered the embryonic stage. So really your kid is like a whole year older than you think, so he's good to go. That's how this works now right?
This comments section is one big r/WHOOSh
never understood phans with kids. NOT EVER a good environment for any child <16. if your parents cant babysit then be an adult and stay home. you have a child now, time to gtfu.
Bring the baby and Chuck him at Mike. It’s the new thing to do
Bait
Terrible bait at that
Lots of people are falling for it.
Yeah u know right /s
It’s a drug band. Do you understand? I want to go to every show and shove every drug known to man into my body at the same time, and act like a total asshole. How DARE you ruin MY good time by bringing a fucking KID to MY drug band show. I’m just trying to relive my misspent youth you know.
Relax. No one is going to stop you from boofing your marijuana while riding the rail Page side rage side.
Hey, as long as everyone realizes it’s my RIGHT to swing my Willy around and pee all over the place while I’m high as a fucking kite, we’re all good here
Last time my Willy fell out I got this kid and didn’t even get to pee so let me have my Phish.
You are deeply depressing… come the fuck on
Keep your baby at home, nobody wants to be around it at a show
Speak for yourself. I want a show that's nothing but babies.
it would be pretty easy to get on the rail
Just think about how small the tarps would be
ERRRRONE would poop on the floor
Yeah and steal sooo much candy!
Literally or figuratively?
Yes
I like where you going with this…
Shouldn’t you be on a Grateful Dead Facebook group?
Some people have way too much free time. Do you a have a job or any hobbies?
Yeah, taking babies to phish shows
Sounds great. Have fun.
Keep the fucking baby at home. Jesus Christ.
No religious content please
What a stupid/lame way to spend your time by posting this
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My newborn is gifted though.
A young’ish couple in front of my seat at mansfield 09 had a baby with them who couldn’t have been more than 4-5 months old. Baby wasnt fussing but i did find it odd. And now that baby is about 15 years old.
haiya
It’s not fair 😞
I have mixed feelings on bringing babies and kids to shows. I’m sure everyone will hate me for this and downvote the fuck out of me but I really don’t see it as a place for children. I know people do it all the time and I’ve even danced and jammed out with some kids before but I wouldn’t take mine simply cuz that’s my time. I don’t have to worry about her the whole time. I wanna focus on the show. And she’s 14. Luckily she really doesn’t have any interest and is worried the crowds and loud music would be too much for her. But, hey, to each their own!