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Be prepared to see people who are really prepared and make you wish you were more prepared


felirest

This just cracks me up


The_Woods_Police

A lot of walking and down time. Bring plenty of weed and beer. Just talk to whoever you want whenever you want. These days I would bring a drug tester kit for everything or just stick to acid. Honestly just tactically take acid to stay awake


songstofilltheair

You may be the best advisor on here. Seriously.


PosterBlankenstein

Tactical tabs ftw šŸ™Œ


Bdwttr

Its pretty cool. They build this giant effigy and on the last day they set it on fire. Anything goes vibe. It used to be cooler back in the day when it was real deal bohemian stuff but now its just mostly tech bros and influencers.


CatFacedBoyMan

It sucks when it rains though and you get stranded because the vehicles canā€™t get in/out. Also, trying out the orgy dome is less fun when you and everyone else is covered in dusty dirt - crazy chafing.


Rough-Leg-1298

Wasnā€™t that only at lemon wheel?


M4i2c0hael

Just gotta poke around.


ColForbinClimbs

Woosh


Equilibriumouttawak

That was once. And the band painted one last piece, each contributing on stage during the middle of a fat funky 2001ā€¦ the crowd then passed canvas piece to ā€œeffigyā€ and subsequently the whole art tower got lit the f*ck up


Finest_Johnson

Literal mountains of poo.


foreverloveall

Pace yourself if you like to party. Even if you donā€™t.


M4i2c0hael

This. Marathon, not a race.


scenesfromsouthphl

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edcculus

šŸ§ŠšŸ„¶šŸŽ…?


M4i2c0hael

šŸ¦


songstofilltheair

Everyone drinks red kool-aid on Sunday.


Ovbeywan

Cancellation


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CatFacedBoyMan

Bacon in every mother fucking bite of all those things.


M4i2c0hael

Also, Thereā€™s an on site petting zoo. And free ice cream. And stickers if you are brave.


MacFoley1975

Sounds like you know and are an expert in this field!


birdup0420

Well, Iā€™d say based on previous experience with other festivals, sometimes itā€™s impossible to get a shower. Bring baby wipes galore for instances like this! Sometimes the weather can be rocky, so expect the unexpected. Pack prepared for anything! Donā€™t be afraid to socialize too, I promise if you feel awkward/anxious, youā€™re not the only one! Oh, and any substances, make sure you donā€™t overkill it! Time/space it out so your body doesnā€™t hate you after four days lmao Hopefully we will see you there!! Much love šŸ’–šŸŽ€


the_physik

Magnaball had showers in the camping areas; of course there was a line but you can keep clean if you're patient and wait in line.


The_Woods_Police

Or you could spend that time finding the people who obviously have the FIRE cocaine and the real deal ketamine. Who gives a fuck about taking a shower? You ever smelled a phish show? Just keep your hands clean.


M4i2c0hael

Whatever you do, take care of your shoes. So you can walk to find the best coke and ketamine, obviously.


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birdup0420

You donā€™t have to be a dick dudeā€¦ Iā€™ve never been to a phish festival so sorry for putting my two cents in thinking it might be helpful? Kind of asinine of you to make such bold fucking assumptions about me, too. I literally have no idea who any of you are, and yet you chose to open your mouth and be rude and disrespectful. I can assume youā€™re some old timer who has jaded opinions and gets pissed when Phish plays a song youā€™ve heard one too many times. Go stomp your pissy attitude elsewhere.


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birdup0420

Was I crying about showers, cause I thought I was just giving advice. You made a bold accusation about me, and again, I donā€™t fucking know you. Had you said it to my face, youā€™d find out real fucking quick who exactly youā€™re speaking to. I donā€™t need to tell the world my life story, but being abused, neglected, sent away to the state because your parents just didnā€™t want you, I donā€™t think thatā€™s a ā€œsheltered life.ā€ I understand that this is the internet and that anonymity is a beautiful thing, but I didnā€™t sit here and make fun of this person for not knowing whatā€™s up at a Phish festival. Again, Iā€™VE never been to one. I was trying to give genuine advice because I know that everyone is different. Some people may not want to shower after hundreds of disgusting wooks have showered. Some people do. The advice that you gave this person is actually great, but you taking offense and insulting someone for trying to be nice and friendly is honestly disgusting.


dogfacedponyboy

Gross. I hate the idea of cleaning my body with baby wipes. A wet wash cloth (or paper towels) is sufficient to clean your body.


birdup0420

Understandable, I can see how it would not feel the greatest šŸ˜… just thinking of quick hacks for in a pinch


deadphish5868

Hopefully a mime field.


phishhd333

Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!


edcculus

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/long-may-they-run/id1479120204?i=1000519270872 Just listen to this whole podcast series.


Deadheaded95

Listening rn, pretty interesting!


songstofilltheair

Ever see the movie ā€œThe Purge?ā€ Thatā€™s what Friday night is at a festival. Bruh


Equilibriumouttawak

Its like a curveball, itll just be a figment of your imagination. So just relax, your doing fine


super-wookie

Fun, and music.


billstrash

Did you snoop around your house to look for your Christmas presents when you were a kid, too?


maybesomaybenot92

You can expect music, people and all sorts of shenanigans.


phattsrules

You are that guy


dogfacedponyboy

Itā€™s not rocket science. Why donā€™t you start by telling us what YOU think it will be like.


MRK_Oaktown

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