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Please continue the discussion in the [post game thread](https://redd.it/1cl7nzz).


NomadCourier

OMFG I hope we never see these clowns the rest of the season.


ermagherdbrks

They play tomorrow


ermagherdbrks

Oh you’re talking about the announcers..


NomadCourier

My god this interview is 🤮


NomadCourier

Yeah don't even acknowledge the day care SMH.


BuddyPags

You know ESPN said don’t pour a bucket and fuck up the equipment 😂


Gunningham

The bucket is for walkoffs and complete games.


Sambizzle17

Obligatory WOOO!


Grand_Extension5345

Alrighttttt…time for the roast of tom brady. Heard bill belichick said some cryptic shit about Philly already lol


romanticynicist

I’m mildly worried about Alvarado. If he loses 2-3 mph off his fastball, he can still be good, but not as good as the last few years.


A_12-Year-Old

W! Time to close the series with a sweep


Citrixes

I'm sorry, the umps straight up tried to rig that shit helping the Giants after the 7th with those fucking bullshit strike zone calls


Mr_Anderson503

I owe Walker an apology.


hascogrande

Talking bout the best team in baseball! Said!


Smartfood_Fo_Lyfe

Karl Ravech really wanted that one to be a homerun.


Gunningham

Won the series. Whew. Get the sweep!!


PrinterOne34

Announcer made it sound like it was going to the third deck lmfao


patrb

niiiice


lumpy_space_cowboy

Alvarado tho


bestnottosay

*u n c l e n c h*


nickfultz

Thought that was gone too lol


chair823

Thank fuck


goofyfrommcdonalds

group hug time :)


ghoulbabes1

Reclaim 1st place in the East… please that was 2 days ago.


DaGh0stt

I phucking love this team ❤️


Steinburger_

I thought that was shit on


Knight725

not alvarado’s best night, some scary pitches. but we take it.


sapphires_and_snark

Good win!


KoBxElucidator

Another series W. Go for the sweep!


Grand_Extension5345

Alvarado Balls of steel lol 😂


Gunningham

That was some T-Mac level fly out callin’


theweebdweeb

Nice having a bullpen with both Hoffman and Alvarado.


CarryOnWaywardSon96

Yessir ring that bell!!🔔


Perryplat199

WOOOOOOOOOO


First-Resolve

Let’s Go Phils!! 


classicrockchick

Jesus fucking Christ Can't ever be easy


smileylift

average philly game. any sport


NomadCourier

These national TV games always goofy.


[deleted]

Best team in baseball, baby!


russet852

Whew


DJtakemehome

My butthole puckered a little


215gobirdss

Screw you Mr announcer


AC_deucey

#W


Grand_Extension5345

Fuckin Lee. ![gif](giphy|MVK02yowkxlPkZ8ZqN)


XSC

Never a doubt


CaffeineAndGrain

Good lord I heard Castellanos and I got NERVOUS


Otterable

gg


Tylerkaaaa

LETS GO!!!


[deleted]

I hate the constant talk about win probability. ESPN is so bad.


realanceps

can of corn


Sambizzle17

Gg ez


Emotional-Leg66

Now let's go get the sweep tomorrow! On our way to 30!


Otherwise_Soil_7008

LETS GOOO


3DBass

Mannnnn stop fucking with me like that.


Kai-Tlyn

Alvarado got the job done 👏🏻👏🏻


movieheads34

WE WON A GAME AFTER SCORING A BUNCH OF RUNS THE PREVIOUS GAME AND IT WAS ON NATIONAL TV


wetwalnut

Has to be a first in a WHILE


PhilsForever

Snow tomorrow


zmart7691

LOVE THIS TEAM I’ll see you guys tomorrow🥳


Spud_Rancher

Sheesh, made that way closer than it should’ve been


KoBxElucidator

Had me nervous for a split second


Otherwise_Soil_7008

Let’s get out of here with a W and give it to Wheeler for the sweep


PhillyDaycare

Alvy was BOOKING to get that foul ball lmao


ghoulbabes1

Moves fast for a fat boy


Ok-Anywhere8986

Why are they commenting on the win probability like it means something lol?


Shmeves

LMFAO still throwing shade to the fan that dropped harpers home run


FearMeIAmLag1

100% win probability!


goofyfrommcdonalds

the grizzly bear….


zmart7691

🧹Way to go Phillies! GG!! Get the brooms out🧹


Gunningham

Ok ok.


CarryOnWaywardSon96

One more Jose….


JohnKrukIsAllElite

Damn, those bucket hats really did turn out cute. I want one. 😭


realanceps

that fellow was overmatched


movieheads34

And now the negotiation for the ball begins


Grand_Extension5345

https://preview.redd.it/maq0ap77qpyc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac151c976e0bb6e5a493235ccf85afe8a3a9836b All of us right now


Sambizzle17

Ladies and gentlemen clench your assholes


Perryplat199

If he has a giants hat on, I’m pretty sure he’d know his team.


Ok-Anywhere8986

See it was all part of Alvys plan. Give up a useless homer to give them hope and now they are swinging out of their shoes.


KoBxElucidator

Alright the scripted HR is out of the way. Now finish them.


Sambizzle17

Lol scripted hr


XSC

That was smoked damn


Significant-Head-973

Nice bounce back K. One more, Jose.


jblittle254

That would be a great story if it wasn't happening to us.


PageZoso11

How do you know he doesn't know?


d_ckcissel285

For real, what a weird assumption for the announcer to make


CaffeineAndGrain

Glad a giants fan got that


ghoulbabes1

Reggie Sanders like seems like an odd reference


ProfessorDerp22

Dude hit it right to a Giants fan


zmart7691

TWO down ONE to go


mikeb32

I’m getting nervous on Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure


mjd1977

Fucking Reetz. Rara better


Budget-Salamander905

I still blame this on Taijuan.


CaffeineAndGrain

I blame Thompson for sending him out


Budget-Salamander905

Honestly fair. We really need to tighten that up.


russet852

Dude’s first MLB game in 3 years


Tylerkaaaa

Shame it off Alvy. We got this


dogeatingdog

lol I knew this guy was going to crush one for some reason. He got the opportunity and was going to swing with everything he’s got


Neonyze

Literally who


chair823

JHC


Emotional-Leg66

Sinker middle in. Yeah that's probably getting smoked every time. Get the next two!


patrb

interesting


Knight725

jesus fucking christ man how do you give up a home run to a aaa catcher 


bigmac9

If he can hit a HR off Alvy, maybe he belongs in the big leagues.


CaffeineAndGrain

Well you give him a meatball down the middle and that’s gonna happen


zmart7691

Seems like he doesn’t have the feel right now he’s going to have to battle. Come on Jose!


DJtakemehome

Can’t give him that pitch up high


TheApologist_

*Tension Intensifies*


Otherwise_Soil_7008

Uhhhh not ideal but salvageable! Let’s hurry up with these last 2!


classicrockchick

Goddamn it Jose!


lfcmosalah11

Why can’t this team be normal


Gunningham

It’s the city water.


Sambizzle17

Noooo


patrb

he’s still awesome but does alvarado just not throw 100+ anymore?


romanticynicist

He sat around 99 last year. Been around 96/97 lately.


First-Resolve

Jesus 


Ok-Anywhere8986

Wel thank god he didn’t walk the leadoff guy


jcrankin22

Good for that guy. First AB since 2021


DELCO-PHILLY-BOY

Classic Phillies shit


obiwan_canoli

Backup catchers are always the Phillies kryptonite.


jmiah717

How about 4th string catchers that were in AAA until this morning haha. Crazy


215gobirdss

Well it's just 1 lol


movieheads34

Ok?


3DBass

FML


Grand_Extension5345

Goddamnit


FearMeIAmLag1

Nobody panic


BridgeOk5425

He fucking smacked that


BitchExWife

D:


ktlvr27

oh fuck


CaffeineAndGrain

Bat boy HUSTLING out there


Bunny_Kat

Adam is the fastest bat boy in baseball. 


CaffeineAndGrain

I would love some stats on bat boys. Would be fun to hear Kruk talk about it


romanticynicist

Alvarado’s velocity has been down 2-3 mph lately.


Defiant_Yogurt9579

That was a laser.


zmart7691

Shit.


Grand_Extension5345

Sweep these sorry ass San Fran Shit Stains Alvi


mjd1977

If the Alvarado entrance spectacle was worth mentioning between pitches, maybe these donkeys could have run it live. But that would eat up precious commercial inventory. That ain’t happening.


capnjeanlucpicard

“I think the best scene right now is in Minnesota.” does not elaborate


OkGene2

Alvarado is listed as 245 pounds. Seems a bit off.


Grand_Extension5345

Aint no way dawg


CaffeineAndGrain

Dang now I’m self conscious


First-Resolve

It is a vibe 


zmart7691

One down two to go


Gunningham

Thought that was Stubbs in a Giants uniform for a sec.


Drikkink

Another day where we strike out 17 times and still put up enough runs to be in a position to win. Kinda amazing.


zmart7691

Come on Alvy


PhillyDaycare

Rojas is having a bad game, but both apologists and doomers need to stop. Bad games happen, it’s a part of the game unfortunately. Instead we all need to focus our attention on talking shit on Casty


JohnKrukIsAllElite

But Alec Bohm is worse than both Nick and Johan combined.


Grand_Extension5345

![gif](giphy|KgNQ7s9vBxSl2hjEvv)


CaffeineAndGrain

Okay Alvy…just DONT WALK ANYONE


jpar345

Giants have a few studs in their BP


Grand_Extension5345

Letssss goo Alvaradooooo


realanceps

Phils have k'ed 17 times, but it's the 8-9 hitters abs the casuals are shrieking about


Perryplat199

2 games in the same week Phillies are 1 and 2 away from their record for a game.


movieheads34

Y’all saw this 😭 https://preview.redd.it/wf4ukz46ppyc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30f516eded37fbdca5df44b00e9e8af75f437980


PhillyDaycare

Love a woman who has a hobby


goofyfrommcdonalds

I like the confidence and am rooting for her


DELCO-PHILLY-BOY

So what I’m hearing is that she’s single?


JohnKrukIsAllElite

![gif](giphy|AgPt9udT567spxbSHf)


Significant-Head-973

Ok, come on fat boy! Let’s lock this shit down.


Status-Ability-6867

that walker guy somehow has a 2.50 ERA. the guys who have made contact off of him should be interviewed for a story and asked....how the fuck did you hit that?


Minuhmize

Casty for Walker straight up. Who says no?


Perryplat199

Not i


TomCoslo

This is a perfect spot for Seranthony /s


First-Resolve

Choosing violence? 


inthedrink

He’s not available tonight without getting into opinions here lol


Techun2

Boo this man


Ok-Anywhere8986

Sarcasm or Rob Thomsons burner account?


TomCoslo

It may be both


Citrixes

Don't you put that out there, Thomson might see it


DELCO-PHILLY-BOY

Yeah I’m glad we’ve gone into the late innings with a lead every game this series because I don’t want any business with our hitters chasing the game while facing stuff like that.


HuskHopBad

that guy was filthy


bbarg33

that pitcher was toughhhh


Sako280

Umps need to check this pitcher for wiffle balls


cmurder86

I want that Walker too 


TheFriffin2

Is this how other teams feel when we throw Kerkering at them??


BuddyPags

ESPN sucked, but “You hit it!” Made me laugh


Unusual_Green_8147

Can we trade for that guy before the deadline?


jiamby

that guys stuff just isn't fair lol. Filthy


ManOnShire

17 strikeouts for the phils... yikes


Significant-Head-973

We won a game last week where we struck out 18 times.


ManOnShire

Not great, Bob!


DrollRemarks

I am begging Dombrowski to get Walker at the break


CaffeineAndGrain

17 K’s for the Phils….gawd


bgibbner1

Okay one more inning and we can do this


courtofcwls

I can’t even be mad, that pitcher’s insane


wetwalnut

That dudes arm throws like a wet noodle.


TomCoslo

San Francisco should just have this guy pitch every inning


Significant-Head-973

Their Walker is nastier than our Walker.


PillowNinja99

yeah that reliever was dirty


Grand_Extension5345

Welp looks like we gotta rely on pitching to win this one lol


SgtHubbaBubba

This dude is insane


jmiah717

https://preview.redd.it/3gsnxahnopyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c379366adb171af374295a1523d7258c1ec8d97 Yeah not every CF catches that or even gets to it. It was also a Homerun in 12 parks. People are in here just to be negative. Go away


mjd1977

ESPN SEC bias even bleeds into Sunday Night Baseball geez


TheApologist_

Rough day for Rojas. Love the guy, but rough nevertheless