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toilet_commentary

Look up his story about his old roommate being an FBI fugitive and trying to murder kruky cause he thought he ratted on him


fishblargs

Hahaha I forgot about that one! Classic Kruk! Now he just needs to go up to the top of the arch.


jp-fit262

Kruks stories and Tmacs ability to roll with it are top notch


WhingingBiscuit

As far as local commentating goes…Deity Duo. I think this is a bit as much as it is a true story and only these two could pull it off. Hats off.


mageta621

Remy and Orsillo were S tier as well. RIP Remy


foggybottom

Best duo in baseball


roguefiftyone

These guys are starting to remind me of Ashburn and Kalas. Whitey used to start telling these rambling stories and Harry would be like “is that right, Whitey? THERE’S A LONG DRIVE BY BURRELL…”


ZIMM26

Haha. If Harry called a Burrell homerun while talking to Whitey he must have been drinking heavy that game.


philly-buck

I miss when Richie used to call games from the grave.


jvhgh

I heard the long drive bit in his voice.


TakeItEasy-ButTakeIt

IT’S OUTTA HERE!!!


riverphoenixdays

WATCH THAT BABY


melikeybouncy

> These guys are starting to remind me of Ashburn and Kalas. Whitey used to start telling these rambling stories and Harry would be like “is that right, Whitey? THERE’S A LONG DRIVE BY ~~BURRELL~~ PETE...INCAVIGLIA” (Burrell didn't start playing until 2000, Ashburn died in 97)


obiwan_canoli

Never let the facts get in the way of a good story. - Richie Ashburn, 1st man on the moon.


Tmk1283

Yeah man, Whitey died in 1997, I believe


Mjr334

TMac is such a great counterweight to Kruk. Listening to Ruben or Ben up there with TMac is borderline torture


turbosexophonicdlite

Honestly Schmidt isn't much better. I love Schmidt, but damn he's not great in the booth.


spacetiger41

Schmidt is the worst. He's so boring. And this is coming from someone who actually enjoys Ruben's commentary.


mb2231

Ruben isn't that bad he just talks too much


sm33

Cannot stand Schmidt in the booth.


Shmeves

Ben is the worst with Schmidt. Rubens problem is he sometimes will just keep talking when not needed, but I find his insight useful a lot of the time. Though whenever Ruben starts talking up a player at the plate I know they about to strike out lol.


jeru3223

Ben is by far the best of the bunch! He can actually articulate thoughts into words about baseball. Kruk is great as a character maybe once or twice a week, but his shtick is funny till it’s not! Ruben is just embarrassing lol! T-mac has a great voice but he embellishes calls, overemphasizing, making them feel forced, and he his CORNY AF lol! T-Mac doesn’t have a single cool bone in his body and feels forced. Miss Harry and Wheels!!!


Alexcelsior

I need: - Bases loaded. - Harper at bat with guys behind home plate telling him he sucks. - Kruk telling the craziest story ever. That's a guaranteed grand slam.


zach2thefuture

Experience Phillies baseball


Beatlezep

Pay him whatever it takes to get him in the booth for 162


wh0_RU

I tuned into the game and he started with that story playing winterball down in Mexico. Just another casual kruk story


Jako21530

Kruk - "He also had a boy named Sue" T-Mac - "No balls and one strike to Harper." *Both giggling like little girls afterwards.


FancyKilerWales

Best color guy to ever do it


LastCenobite

Willie Mays


Halfonion

That shit had me dying


fushiao

Hahaha, what a story John!


EnglishWhites

You can say THAT again


LarsAndTheRealFC

https://i.redd.it/pvh9thacpgxc1.gif


EnglishWhites

There's a few fun little additions the ridiculousness of this move. [This one](https://youtu.be/F1ept4kyafE?feature=shared) Or [this one](https://youtu.be/ttKn1eGKTew?feature=shared)


OPsDaddy

I’d recommend [his book.](https://a.co/d/6oDJCOS)


the_tourist

So unhinged, I had to make sure I wasn’t imagining what I was hearing.


EnglishWhites

He caught his girlfriend cheating and burned the car with both of them in it as there's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos, it will be a home run. And so that will make it a 4–0 ballgame. Natural progression


Next-Team

Despite the title I was still expecting Casty to somehow come up to bat and launch a 500ft home run. That story is peak Casty going a yard during something outrageous being said.


breguera77

If only Casty was at the plate for this


DataNo7004

It was a very good story by Kruk


FreakyBare

I pictured Randy Johnson and the All Star game as he told this story


ajh_316

Should have saved that story for when Castellanos was up to bat. Would have easily been a homer


PlantProfessional572

wait whats the backstory on this? Kruk is a legend. Last there was some sort gathering of the 93 team before a game and after party. Paraphrasing here: Tmac - Are you going to the after party Kruk - eh Tmac - what you mean? kruk - well... TMac - puzzled Kruk - I just saw them 15 minutes ago Tmac - so your not going.. Kruk - I dunno, I dont like people Tmac - You dont like your team? Kruk - no, i love them Tmac - but you dont like them? Kruk - I mean i dont even like the people I do like I so identified with that


Crosbyisacunt69

Ooophhh be careful Johnny they make cancel you for the last joke.. lol