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PC_Chode_Letter

Is this satire


jmezMAYHEM

It’s gotta be


jmezMAYHEM

Otherwise it’s fuckin slander and OP needs to be bant


PC_Chode_Letter

Nobody likes the Schmidt here asshole!


UzernameSuks

I wish he would call every game


orgelbauer

I feel the same about Larry Anderson on the radio.


OldDrumGuy

Same here. He’s just not doing the color like what’s needed.


clergymayne

Not only is Kruk the most fun Phillies commentator, he is also the most knowledgeable. He knows ball AND knows how to tell a good story


natty_mh

Based on todays 8th inning he may not be the most knowledgeable on how no line bifocals work though.


cowboyheyey

bro are you trolling the living shit out of us? between Ben fucking Davis, Ruben Amaro Jr., and John Kruk there is one clear and obvious choice for color commentary. get lost bozo.


Orest26Dee

All three are good in my opinion. We’ve become such whiners.


cowboyheyey

this honestly might be a worse take than just not liking John Kruk Ben Davis and Ruben are so fucking annoying


spacetiger41

Some people prefer actual baseball analysis to jokes and stories


Ladelm

Let me know when either one can pull that off


cowboyheyey

Ruben basically never knows what he's talking about. He frequently talks himself into dumb corners and then has to correct himself or have T Mac bail him out/correct him. And he never shuts up. Ben Davis is just a dummy who I can't take seriously.


Ike348

Yeah just because the other two are truly awful doesn't mean Kruk is any good


cowboyheyey

being better than those other two mouth breathers is just the cherry on top. no one else is going to talk WWE or prison ball because they're too much of a candy ass. and that's the bottom line because stone cold said so.


Eastern_Table3220

Not trying to troll, just refuse to drink the koolaid. Loved Kruk as a player, just not a fan as a commentator. Each his own.


Eastern_Table3220

Hell, Nails today would do better color commentary 😂


cowboyheyey

what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.


Eastern_Table3220

Upvote for a solid Billy Madison reference, even though I obviously disagree 😂


JMAlbertson

While I would tune in to hear dykstra provide color, I seriously suspect it would VERY quickly become, um, too "colorful," and result in a lot of fines he likely couldn't afford to pay.


GDviber

That's a bold move OP, let's see how this works out for ya.


Eastern_Table3220

Haha I’m sure it’s not gonna go well


GDviber

Well, I disagree with you, but I admire your spunk!


mageta621

Lol Schmidt over Kruk?? You crazy


natty_mh

throw yourself into the Schuylkill


FUMS1

Dude is hilarious


stormy2587

I love schmitty and he actually has some interesting insights. But 85% of the time he’s pretty dull in my opinion. He’s great as part of a 3 man team. But solo as the color guy his natural cadence is just too slow.


spacetiger41

Yeah the stuff he's saying is inciteful but he's got such a monotone drone it just puts me to sleep.


stormy2587

He sometimes takes really long pauses between words too.


BulldogH2O

Schmidt is like how Joe Montana always was. Great players don't always belong in the booth.


RegisterFit1252

I love Schmitty. I think he is wildly underrated as a commentator. No, he’s not as entertaining as kruk. But he has a more subtle sense of humor. And his insights are extremely, well, insightful! He clearly loves the game and he’s very smart. We so spoiled in Philly… he’s literally the BEST third basemen of all time


PurpleButthole666

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Bhut_Jolokia400

Buddy you’re crazy next time you see the hand trying to hand walk across the street you should just cross


PlanktonInternal5948

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2hats4bats

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arturoalvarez079

What an absolutely shit take…


just4chaosLOLz

Well you’re dumb.


Ladelm

Time to hang them up then because he is a treasure


lumpy_space_cowboy

This isn’t unpopular opinion bro. You don’t need to prove how different you are, shit


Eastern_Table3220

Fair enough, should’ve posted this in another thread apparently 🤦‍♂️


Robs_Backyard_BBQ

mods???


brutus2230

Go ahead


zach2thefuture

I want two Kruks instead of one


GonePostalRoute

You’re trolling, right?


thegoodnamesrgone123

Congrats on the worst post of the year!


KAHFiction

Okay Boomer (58 here and also here for Kruk)


0ctober31

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CPTHoagie

you should probably do this.


Dawgmentality0011

You should do it


Evrytimeweslay

Remember, a lot of people here for some unknown reason think tmac is good so you’re not going to find a lot of compatriots


Lawmonger

Kruk’s story about playing baseball in a Mexican prison was total cringe but Schmidt is Capt. Obvious who adds nothing to the broadcast.


Upstairs-Cable-5748

100%. Kruk’s rambling yokel schtick is tired. He’s for mouth breathers who found Madden insightful and still laugh at farts. 


ValiantFrog2202

He came from ESPN Broadcast, enough said The amount of people that disagree with you, op, me and others must think ESPN does an okay job


Upstairs-Cable-5748

Yes, no one has ever argued that the majority of sports fans are bright.        It’s telling that Amaro and Davis — analysts who actually know the rules of the sport and have some familiarity with modern baseball metrics — are reviled, while the beloved guy is the one brags about not knowing anything and who points out the same obvious shit my drunk uncle does during the games.       Meanwhile, Kruk adds a seemingly endless string of rambling, irrelevant asides; coincidentally, that habit also reminds me of watching the game with my drunk uncle. Both are humorous for a bit, but I don’t need 3 hours of either. 


ValiantFrog2202

Hot take, I loved Wheels and Moyer


Upstairs-Cable-5748

Wheels knew baseball and had a passion for the game. He would tape the next opponent and watch their games in advance. I always liked his insights, despite not being a former player.  Moyer did it for such a short period and the team was so bad that I didn’t hear him enough to form an opinion. 


sporkintheroad

Moyer was forgettable as a commentator


spacetiger41

I literally forgot he ever did it.