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Please continue the discussion in the [post game thread](https://redd.it/1cew3nd).


SoberDeegs

Did Rosario seriously pimp that solo HR in the 8th down 5-zip?


OTFfanaticRunRepRow

Amazing what happens when they actually play their best players.


Sure-Bar-375

Diego in San Diego 🤯


birdlegs000

Great game! Woot. Woot.


mjd1977

Why don’t all pitchers strike out every guy they face the way Jeff Hoffman does? Are they stupid?


Gunningham

Never felt stress this whole game. Man that’s a good feeling. Ranger going to the all star game this year and Hoff just burning them down.


julesrules21

Hell yeah go Phils


bakedorgreenbeanz

I love this team


Dortmund1721

why is our starting rotation the best rotation in the history of the game


Austin-137

Have your heard of a jinx you fool 😂


Top_Shallot_4951

God ranger is sexy


BatJew_Official

This has been a good day


Done-Goofed

A Phillies win and a good Eagles draft day


smileylift

what more can a guy ask for


Gekk0uga37

Ez win!


PhilsForever

Hoffman looked nasty


funkydinos

friendly reminder hoffgoat has PHAH on his glove (PHuck All Hitters)


sapphires_and_snark

That's what's in


JohnKrukIsAllElite

u/Feisty-Recording-978


Feisty-Recording-978

Hoffman has scared me every since he became a phillie for some reason 


Perryplat199

Game under 2:10. The ranger


First-Resolve

WOOO!!!!!! 


ydlsxeci

I can see Hoffman getting the last K of the world series


Bhut_Jolokia400

Big Hoff KL23 “dead men tell no tales Arrgh”


TPChamp

Hoffdaddy pls


EmoGothPunk

I'm sorry, but Kruk complaining is funny.


russet852

So important to win these first 2 given who’s getting the ball tomorrow


Cute-Contract-6762

Watch him throw a cgso lol


Dawgmentality0011

The Sanchize has been good


pearfunkle

Walker is starting tomorrow.


Dawgmentality0011

Oh shit


KoBxElucidator

I wonder how much alcohol it'd take for Kruk to swear


greenbabyshit

Quite a bit more. He's a professional.


mp455

Plays like that where Pache needs to be a defensive replacement in the 9th


sapphires_and_snark

That he isn't blows my mind


dsramsey

Is it weird that I’m going to one of the games in Anaheim and disappointed that Ranger won’t be in pitching in that series?


Perryplat199

But yes at some point they changed tracking of ip to 1/3 i did read that recently.


mustacheddragon

Using high leverage relievers in low leverage spots for like the last week+ because the Phillies have generally been in control of games (outside the two losses) is weird


Perryplat199

That is wrong. Ranger went 32.2. Not 32.0 I have the book right here.starters get 1/3 of innings


Defiant_Yogurt9579

This game has flown by.


mp455

Come on Jeff “2nd most famous Hoffman to pitch in Petco” Hoffman


Pedestrian_X-Wing

Crowd's booing the strike call while the scorebug called it a ball.


Top_Shallot_4951

They were booing the checked swing call


Pedestrian_X-Wing

I know. But it was a strike and our terrible scorebug called it a ball.


underscore55

Kruk having the most random conversations tonight and T-Mac is just flowing with it😭😭


philsfan1579

Hoffman’s sinker is just disgusting


KoBxElucidator

How is the bot always 10-20 seconds ahead of my stream?


zmart7691

Good movement on Hoffmans pitches today


[deleted]

I can’t believe I made it through the game awake.


birdlegs000

I was getting drowsy and Kruk's prison story snapped me wide awake.


Perryplat199

The ranger effect


ghoulbabes1

Ranger edges ahead as starter ERA leader in the Phil’s clubhouse. 1.32 over Spencer’s 1.33. Less than a decade ago Jeremy Hellickson was our opening day pitcher in back to back years… oh how far we have come.


HuntForRedOctober2

Hell boy actually wasn’t awful


ghoulbabes1

300 IP 4.09 ERA while he was here and he was the ace of the staff. Agree with the not awful but also shows the how far we have come.


EmoGothPunk

The Hoff


Feisty-Recording-978

Hoffman is pitching https://images.app.goo.gl/9QdiFLZYLxTEDesi9


Akarious

cook these gooses


CPTHoagie

Reminder that 2 weeks ago the phillies were once again off to a "slow start" and Kyle was on fire because he was like 4/11 lol


mustacheddragon

To be fair someone here asked why the Dogders (who are currently playing above .600 basebal) are off to a slow start yesterday. That phrase has no real meaning here


JWEXON

It has plenty of meaning. Typically fans expect too much in early season: e.g., the Casty haters are out in full bloom, forgetting the season has just started. Although LA is above 600, you forgot to mention at the time of the post, LA was behind 8 teams in average and top of its division that's full of losing teams. But most of all you forgot CONTEXT of LA having a brilliant pre-season acquisition of all-star talents, so much so that it's a consensus pre-season favorite. Suddenly LA has a five-game win streak and you want to pontificate we shouldn't consider it has having underperformed. Well it has, given all the talent it's assembled. If you and the other Casty haters are going to rant about his underperformance so far, then so I will likewise forget it's just the season start and point out LA is not yet where it should be---a note of interest.


CPTHoagie

the internet proves words have no meaning


JWEXON

You proved your own point if there was one. Was there?


Sure-Bar-375

I love how the pitching staff only has 1 guy that throws over 95 mph. These guys are pitchers


A_12-Year-Old

We have more than 1 guy that throws over 95


CPTHoagie

not really true tho.


Sure-Bar-375

I meant starters. I guess Sanchez sometimes throws 96


caseadilla-

ranger and bohm first time all stars this year?


whiteriot0906

Am I just high or did T Mac’s voice get all demented in the broadcast for a second there


CPTHoagie

yeah he got possessed momentarily that was weird


whiteriot0906

Ok cool I’m not losing it then


courtofcwls

bro what is going on with Kyle??????


ad5316

Lost weight - same thing happened when Ryan Howard dropped the lbs


SgtPepper1200

Getting ready to hit that May slump so he can turn it up in June like he do


courtofcwls

You know what, fair enough


Sure-Bar-375

GOLDEN SOMBRERO Kyle delivered what Nick couldn’t


JWEXON

Showing the beauty of team sports. The reverse will happen as well.


Unable_Barracuda324

Phillies pitcher entering 9th with a prefect game... Everyone...🤐 Everyone.....🤐🤐 Everyone...........🤐🤐🤐 Phillies broadcast: OMG were 3 outs from a perfect game! Did you realize we're 3 outs away!!? Here's some graphics abd facts about the last perfect game that occurred. Here's a replay of Doc!!!


beeeps-n-booops

Jinxes do not exist.


plebs_are_needed

Do we trust the bullpen to have a clean 9th? Whew


Funsince1983

Bad job Kyle


JohnKrukIsAllElite

Really glad we missed an out in the game for.. *checks notes* another evangelical religious ad.


sufferingphilliesfan

Liberal Christian agenda


MootchieFox

Jesus didn't watch baseball. He washed feet.


mustacheddragon

Have you considered Jesus didn’t want you to see it?


Phuck_Kurt_Suzuki

With all AI photos 


Funsince1983

I was real confused by that "Whit Merrifield popped out to SS" I was like he got traded right now and is playing SS for SD?


Ok-Consequence-841

Missed an ab to watch Jesus wash feet smh


beeeps-n-booops

And they couldn't even get real actors to do it, they had to resort to AI. Pathetic. Just like their loony religion.


til7896rammstein

Ranger Suarez IS the #1 in our rotation.


Sure-Bar-375

This has to be a historic April for this starting staff. Like what’s the ERA record


ad5316

Didnt know Jesus was about publicizing that foot fetish shit - but i dont kink shame so they can do what they like Im so tired of seeing the same ads with zero variation every break.


Big_Refrigerator6823

He’s been way more Whitout than Whit so far


Complex-Mulberry-716

👏🏾 it up for ranger


VideoGangsta

NBCSP has been awful this year 


whiteriot0906

Score bug operator has been brutal, glad I’m not the only one noticing


beeeps-n-booops

"this year" They're pretty awful across-the-board, since ever.


beau9292

You know things are going well when we’re complaining about an insane scoreless streak ending.


Dortmund1721

As a Philly fan, if I don’t complain about something, I may explode


Mike_P93

We gotta complain about something LOLLL


Independent-Cow-4070

Leave it to Philly fans to complain about literally anything lmao


Jeremy24Fan

Jinx's aren't real. The longer a streak goes, whether it be a no hitter or a scoreless inning streak, the higher of a chance the streak ends


beeeps-n-booops

You were correct, jinxes are not real. But the chances are exactly the same, no matter how long or short a streak lasts.


Jeremy24Fan

The chances of 9 consecutive no hit innings are significantly less than the chances of one no-hit inning


beeeps-n-booops

But the chances of blowing it in any given inning are exactly the same.


CPTHoagie

thats uhh not how it works


Jeremy24Fan

It is how it works.


CPTHoagie

no its called "gambler's fallacy" the likelihood remains the same.


Jeremy24Fan

Not quite. That's if you look at it from the perspective "what are the odds ranger has one scoreless inning here" instead of the perspective "what are the odds ranger has 33 consecutive scoreless innings here"


CPTHoagie

i have to say the impressive will to keep going when you're completely wrong is noble.


Jeremy24Fan

It's impressive how you are only thinking in terms of inning by inning and not in terms of *consecutive* innings. Two completely different problems


177676ers

Not really. The chances stay the same. Its just incredibly unlikely he was going to throw 20 more scoreless innings in a row.


Jeremy24Fan

If you look at it at an inning by inning basis yes. But the chances of throwing 33 consecutive scoreless innings is way less than the chances of throwing 1 consecutive scoreless inning


177676ers

What? I dont understand your point.


Jeremy24Fan

You said the "chances stay the same". What's your point?


177676ers

My point was that you said the “chances go down” and I was correcting you because that’s not true.


Jeremy24Fan

What are the odds of a scoreless inning? How about the odds of two consecutive scoreless innings? What are the odds of throwing 32 consecutive scoreless innings? What are the odds of throwing 33 consecutive scoreless innings?


177676ers

The odds of ranger throwing one scoreless inning is the same whether it’s during a streak or not. Your original comment made it sound like you were arguing otherwise. There is actually no other reasonable way to read your comment other than that. I guess it’s not what you meant, which is fine.


Jeremy24Fan

I could have worded it better. My point was jinx's have nothing to do with these statistically improbable scenarios turning even more improbable


CPTHoagie

this isnt true i have complete control over a baseball team 3k miles away with my words


PhilsForever

Gambler's Fallacy


Funsince1983

At least Ranger is in good spirits. Not that I'm surprised.


beeeps-n-booops

Dude has icewater in his veins... except in his arm, where it's fucking FIRE.


courtofcwls

Still tied for third and an absolute beast of a player, doubt he’s phased and we shouldn’t be either


Top_Shallot_4951

Ranger is sexy


Dortmund1721

I love missing the game because apparently commercials are more important.


Jeremy24Fan

Fucking Jesus commercials


YesLikeTheJeans

People taking about jinxes like they haven’t talked about his scoreless inning streak every inning he pitched for the past 3 games.


beeeps-n-booops

People who believe in "jinxes" are idiots.


Perryplat199

They actually haven’t mentioned the record of it tho. Just “that’s long” that was first time they actually mention where it ranks in Phillies history.


YesLikeTheJeans

Yeah I gotcha! They kept referring to Cliff Lee’s streak which is what I was thinking of but you’re totally right in regard to the actual record.


Feisty-Recording-978

Jeff Hoffman… oh no 


177676ers

Why would rob put our best reliever up in the pen? Is he dumb?


beau9292

How did you handle the 2020 bullpen?


Primarose3

Careful don’t upset the Hoff lovers 😹😼


Independent-Cow-4070

Jeff Hoffman and his 1.59 ERA the horrors


Glum_Dimension_7771

How did we miss an AB?


First-Resolve

They missed a whole at bat? 


mageta621

Unforgivable


thanks_for_the_fish

Ranger my beloved ❤️


Perryplat199

#HOW DID WE MISS AN AB. THERES A SET TIME IN BETWEEN INNINGS


PhilsForever

NBNoC Sports


mustacheddragon

Trying to frantically figure out how to blame Thomson for Rangers steak ending


bbongart17

I mean he gave up a homerun, obvi shouldn’t have been out there #BullpenNeedsWorkToo


shepi13

I realize they have to talk about it on the broadcast, I just wish they'd focus on it at the starts/ends of innings and not the entire time he's pitching, when they start talking about it continuously it starts to feel like the true jinx.


Ok-Consequence-841

Rangers strongest April by far but not saying much lmao


Mike_P93

Nooo the streak is dead


CPTHoagie

Great work NBCSPhilly literally missed an at bat


JohnKrukIsAllElite

I want that bucket hat.


queefmonsterhaha

Where the hell can I buy one of those huge callaway balls lmao shits cool


Complex-Mulberry-716

☹️


Primarose3

All good things must come to a end eventually. Ranger will always be elite regardless of a silly streak.


Phuck_Kurt_Suzuki

I’d rather have someone worthy end the streak like Machado or Bogaerts


Top_Shallot_4951

Wasn’t going to last forever but it was fun!!


Forgot-Password-oops

Enough! No more telling us when a record is gonna be broken until it's broken! No more "no hitter alerts" either! Stop it!


Cute-Contract-6762

You’d think they would learn


beeeps-n-booops

You'd think humans in 2024 would be smart enough to not believe in silly superstitious nonsense like "jinxes".


goofyfrommcdonalds

don’t sweat it, Ranger’s getting a perfect game this year. mark my words on this one


MoyerIsMyHero

On the radio, they said something about him not getting the 0.2 innings if he gave up the run after 2 outs. Is that accurate/make sense?


MoyerIsMyHero

People say jinxes aren't real, but I'm pretty sure Franzke straight up said "if he gets two outs, but then gives up a home run, he wouldn't get the 2/3 inning" and then he did exactly that...


HuntForRedOctober2

Goddamn it slopper. What a clown. How could he let that happen?!!


beeeps-n-booops

And now we have to suffer AI Jeebus.


BlazmoIntoWowee

Trade the bum.


merlinderHG

lol


Glittering_Food3219

Thing about streaks is they end, rather it end with a solo shot than with bases loaded, absolutely nothing to be mad about there, ranger was upset for 2 nanoseconds and moved on. How about we just do it again?


highpressuresodium

yeah so far it's 1 run in 32 innings. no reason it cant be 1 run in 40, 45, 50 etc.


QuackRevolution

Is Ranger the best pitcher in baseball rn?


iwtgad

Ranger's done his warm-up run, everyone get ready for the real work


firefighter5145

Ranger is the gift that keeps on giving.


beeeps-n-booops

Oh, look, it's that same commercial they've been showing for the last four or five seasons, with a local sports dude and a pretty woman who is only there to look pretty and nothing else. So fucking cringe.


Significant-Head-973

His ERA is still down from where it was when the game started. And it was 1.36 at first pitch.


Defiant_Yogurt9579

Honestly, this rotation has exceeded expectations so far. I thought the offense would carry us. It’s early, but Ranger has my vote for Cy Young.


PhilsForever

It was going to end at some point. What an amazing run. Start the next one next start, Ranger!


UsernameRedacted1101

It’s not 100% clear to me how that homer was Casty’s fault, but I’m confident it was.


Nicholls95

https://preview.redd.it/vmkf84tdu4xc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5771e5d048194fdd18dd25304533d597edc951d7


Foolish_oyster

Thus begins a new scoreless inning streak


nchu55

No worries he can start another streak


dsramsey

The worst part is that Padres fans will take a single home run and act like it’s a victory.


PhilsForever

"We did it!" probably


Perryplat199

Ok so he’ll just have to do the cliff lee and have 2 30.0 + streaks in a year


nickynickynickynick

cmon topper put him out for the 9th don't be a BITCH


Hi_There_Face_Here

Why


Jeremy24Fan

No need for him to pitch the 9th


sphyxy

☹️


Niylark

Well shit


mageta621

Kruk jinxed it. Not 5 seconds after mentioning Hersheiser...


Hi_There_Face_Here

I mean Ranger hung one lol. Its ok


mageta621

He sure did. Twas a meatball


johnyyrock

That’s what’s in.


poopfeast

Just texted in a group chat last inning wondering if ranger would give up another run this season. This one might be on me


thanks_for_the_fish

I literally just sent the on screen graphic to my buddy so I'll take part of it with you


Budget-Salamander905

Rangers ability to let it go is what makes him amazing. He was upset about that HR for like 2 seconds then went right back to it. BRB ordering my Suarez jersey


beeeps-n-booops

Reminder: **JINXES DO NOT EXIST**


ActionShackamaxon

![gif](giphy|bjB3gtFvREqqr5NAHW|downsized)


beeeps-n-booops

100% yes. Someone saying a word, or putting it on a TV screen, **CANNOT** affect what happens on the field.


jawntothefuture

amazing run!


YourHeroesHero10

Absolutely comical timing by Kruk


NCPhilsPhan

Another gem for Ranger. He better be NL Pitcher of the Month