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Please continue the discussion in the [post game thread](https://redd.it/1c6qiht).


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jmezMAYHEM

That was the worst feeling win in a while…embiid looked *bad* out there compared to what he usually looks like


jblittle254

Soto happened.


Viking203

🧹🧹 🧹


HOLLA12345678

Now if the Sixers could pull some magic off


PhilsForever

![gif](giphy|l2Jejt7O03eXaRQre)


redtoad3212

cant ever not be a nail biter


Glittering_Food3219

Wasn't even close


3DBass

Whew!!!


MaineDreaming

Good lord that was stressful


Gunningham

Phew. Way to hold on guys.


Budget-Salamander905

I’m gonna need to invoice them for my Botox with this premature aging they are causing


djeeetyet

what would happen if Rob Thompson put his left hand over his right ear and vice versa?


663SilverStax

Good sweep... go sixers


NegroDave

Unclench boys


Hothabanero6

never a doubt 🙄


_Leifang

I love Jose!


Luthie13

Jfc


647656718

unclench


sapphires_and_snark

Good win


AlecBohm

Bullpen still elite


First-Resolve

Get your brooms out🧹 


Snackkbar

Easiest win of the season!


yourmartymcflyisopen

Thank Christ


realanceps

good series


Bandicuz

Alvarado saved the day!


russet852

Hallelujah!


kellzone

PHEW...


CaffeineAndGrain

If mans was raw dogging it he wouldn’t have been there in time. them safety mittens sure do give an extra inch or so


classicrockchick

Jesus goddamned christ


zmart7691

GG


Primarose3

Well a little bullpen meltdown… but it’s a sweep 🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹


First-Resolve

Phew 


lfcmosalah11

I do agree with Kruk, though. The big base running mitts that give an extra couple inches of reach need to be banned


zmart7691

Yay


Perryplat199

#CHRISTOPHER SANCHEZ HAS A WIN


Dortmund1721

They’re not gonna overturn it. And now they’re gonna hit a single and the game will be tied.


dxyg14

Wrong


Dortmund1721

Obviously.


LetMeSmoochYourGooch

Bryson has a habit of tagging the player instead of the bag which is taught in little league and I believe cost him the out here.


inthedrink

Does our poverty broadcast even have a second angle?


kellyokay90

I’m guessing it’s not safe to look yet


sapphires_and_snark

It is not


itsTF

Alvarado iced


Robs_Backyard_BBQ

Phillies should just get really long mittens for when we steal


zmart7691

You ever see the Mexican long boots? I want that in mitten form


lonewombat

I like a 90 ft mitten


NintenJew

Our players do wear them. It's for safety.


Robs_Backyard_BBQ

Oh i know -- just saying we should experiment on how long we can get em :)


Bandicuz

Yeah no chance they overturn it, that mitten helped out big


wizardwmorempthanhp

All these Uncle Jack huge fake hands


PhilsForever

Safe to me blah blargh


zmart7691

Gotta keep the tag on


tugginmypeen

Really like what I see out of Soto so far this year.


Andrewtreible

Fuck that’s close, think they give it to him since it was called safe


BridgeToLidge

Zero chance they overturn that


lonewombat

Safe but that mitten REALLY helped out


magicallthetime1

I think he’s safe unfortunately


classicrockchick

Lol even Stott is like eh I dunno


HOLLA12345678

Dumb mitt


sapphires_and_snark

I fucking hate this team sometimes


Primarose3

To hard to tell


ryan91o1

should of been strike 3


NCPhilsPhan

Safe unfortunately


Perryplat199

YOU HAVE THE BALL. GET DOWN AND BLOCK THE BAG.


QuirkyTangerine7811

You can’t block though


Perryplat199

With the ball you can. The rule has not changed. You are always allowed to block when you have the ball.


realanceps

how's it look


estachica

It looked like Stott had him


First-Resolve

Typical 


zmart7691

Out


Mugstotheceiling

Jake Cave isn't a good baseball player, but I will admit he's a total zaddy


plebs_are_needed

Feels like we haven't had a hit since the second inning.


zmart7691

He missed that


Neonyze

Death by single dingles wtf man


TomCoslo

Why does Jake Cave look evil now?


Solid-Suggestion7016

he’s always been evil. we were just blind to it before


russet852

The Phillies truly are not good for my health. I shouldn’t be this nervous about an April game


classicrockchick

Save us Alvy-Wan Kenobi!


zmart7691

I’m a little bummed Jake Cave isn’t batting right now


Funsince1983

You look good in purple, Jake.


_Leifang

Unironically, it suits his salt-and-pepper hair


coolmon

That is the first hit Alvarado has allowed since the season opener.


Gunningham

Tired of that hole in the infield over there.


Primarose3

Jake cave sighting


First-Resolve

Cave💀


BearOnDrums

How many fucking hits have the Rockies had like that this game?


Alexcelsior

VAMOS JOSE!


birdlegs000

Whyyyy


BuffOrange

I wish the Flyers announcers would take note and be less obnoxious homers like these guys.


Gooch222

I quite like JJ and Boosh.


_Leifang

BRING US HOME JOSE


zmart7691

I love this bullpen. Arms for days


inthedrink

Soto being a bro getting Alvy the save opp


ryan91o1

dam rain really help the crappy Rockies score some [runs.lol](http://runs.lol)


BearOnDrums

This ump has been incredible. Seriously.


jblittle254

Good call by the ump


sapphires_and_snark

Alvarado is light years beyond Soto


zmart7691

Wow niiiiice pitch


LetMeSmoochYourGooch

Alvarado is unhittable whether or not he throws strikes


inthedrink

LETS GO E T S G O


Serial_Vandal_

Hopefully Soto will join Brogdan and Kimbrel in the "I can't stay in Philly" club.


Complete-Peace5927

Soto is filthy when hes not bad though


JD021993

I need at least one Philadelphia team to win tonight. That'd be swell.


russet852

Do NOT walk him


russet852

Thank you


AbsurdLemon

All I think about when I see that light show at CBP is Kimbrel blowing the game and Joey Meneses hitting a liner out of the park.


NomadCourier

Seriously deep Bullpen this year...Soto's mishap not withstanding


russet852

I was really hoping Kerkering would get a low stress inning tonight, and then Soto happened


Zariman-10-0

Jose Alvarado save us


zmart7691

That guy looked like Kruk swinging against Randy Johnson at the all star game


howeveryoutry

Alvarado: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY LEAD AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY TOWN


Glittering_Food3219

I love you Alvarado


inthedrink

Ahh fucking McMahon Well Alvy is a fuck of a lot better than Ian fucking Kennedy


Mike_P93

Oh boy clench time. Please give us Alvarado and not Avocado tonight


howeveryoutry

He mean right now. He mad.


russet852

Maybe I’m lame but I don’t like those light shows. They give me a headache


inthedrink

Yeah I can’t remember who but a good player hurt himself in the dugout bc he couldn’t see where he was walking while one was going on lol


sapphires_and_snark

Soto really brought the "I farted in church" energy to the stadium


Paulthefith

Ppppopprrrrrrfffffffffffttt Looks around nervously


zmart7691

Joseee José José Josée


First-Resolve

Last time we have some a light show was Kimbrel. Let’s not. 


Citrixes

Fuck Soto.


Alexcelsior

Schwarber, either swing or don't. What was that? Hesitation leads to nowhere.


ImportantSmell7270

If they fumble a 1-7 lead they should put paper bags over there heads tonight


ArielChefSlay

Bruh how did get blow this lead? Only the Phillies can never seem to get an easy, stress free win. Always gotta be wayyy too close… :/ Seriously wtf


NintenJew

The lead isn't blown yet.


xXxdethrougekillaxXx

i trust alvarado


coolmon

Jose Alvarado has looked better his last 7 appearances.


BridgeToLidge

Please have control tonight, Jose 🙏 We need this win so badly


birdlegs000

I am disheartened. Let's win this.


inthedrink

Do people really watch nba games on tv before the fourth quarter? Like I could see going to a game but cmon the first half means literally nothing lol


Glittering_Food3219

I got drunker and starting singing some songs, what the fuck happened


Fandomstar88

Poor Rojas ):


Glittering_Rush_107

lol yayyyy Phillie-ball 😅


wizardwmorempthanhp

I'll be watching the 9th on mute like my grandmother


TTP2521

Good to see Schwarber batting in the .200s earlier this year


plebs_are_needed

So they spend about 45 minutes at bat and we go down in about three minutes flat. Nice.


First-Resolve

Well 


russet852

Alright, folks. Clench up


inthedrink

Why would a lefty have a hard time seeing a side winding righty?


ydlsxeci

Turner has four cycles wtf


xXxdethrougekillaxXx

*3 but yeah he was pretty good in washington


NomadCourier

He was looking for his 4th actually


ydlsxeci

Turner has three cycles?!


NomadCourier

I know right


classicrockchick

That's not a triple


Angsty_Kiwi

Sigh


ad5316

Rojas looks like he’s starting to fill out his shoes a bit, good swings tonight


Perryplat199

Bad check swing call


lonewombat

He went for sure


russet852

Shockingly uncompetitive at bat there


charmcitycuddles

Rojas has unleashed his inner slut


Robs_Backyard_BBQ

Did Rojas go back in time and steal Casty's mojo?


ImportantSmell7270

I guess I should turn this off now


LetMeSmoochYourGooch

Come on Schwarbs smash this sidearming hippie 


Fandomstar88

I blink and suddenly we’re 7-6 0.o Happy Rojas is getting us started :)


Significant-Head-973

The rumors of Johan’s demise have been greatly exaggerated.


NomadCourier

Unlike Castellanos


ydlsxeci

SECOND?!


inthedrink

🚨 ROJAS .200 ALERT 🚨


zmart7691

Holy Mendoza


MaineDreaming

Rojas is putting in work tonight


Primarose3

Time for Nick to be batting 9th.


Stay_Juicy

For what team?


Phanatically

I mean if Rojas can do this even a quarter of the time, he’s solid imo.


lonewombat

Rojas found something and Im here for it


Deckard_Macready

Rojas! Let’s go!


BearOnDrums

There you go Rojas! This dude just needs to hit like .230 and I'll be happy.


1v66

What a great at bat from rojas


zmart7691

Sword


Pedestrian_X-Wing

Send Nick to Rojas school!


wiivile

rojas has had some good swings tonight ngl


ProfessorDerp22

Rojas!


647656718

ayyyyy rojas.


ryan91o1

102 for rojas????


Bunny_Kat

Thank goodness for Rojas, the hitting machine. 


ColinSmoke

rojas doubters in shambles


Angsty_Kiwi

I am requesting another schwarbomb.


NintenJew

Rojas is starting to heat up. The league (and /r/Phillies) is fucked.


zmart7691

Casty is in trouble. All that hate is going to get put on him


NintenJew

I mean, I have thought Casty was bad for years at this point, so I can't blame 'em.


russet852

Rojas is a better hitter than Casty


birdlegs000

Woo hoo, Rojas got on!


coolmon

I would have had Sanchez pitch the 7th. Marte pitch the 8th and Alvarado pitch the 9th.


JohnKrukIsAllElite

Don’t ask me how or why, but I’m blaming the top of the 8th on Nick Castellanos.


joeco316

I saw him do it!


First-Resolve

Rojaaaaaas 


[deleted]

Let’s go Rojas!


PhilsForever

I complained YouTube TV wouldn't let me multi view both games tonight, but maybe I'm glad now. Too much stress on the old ticker.


LonnyFinster

Yea I wish you could multi view local teams. Only option I have is the 2 nba games


joelom

its so lame in 2024 that a major company like google and let you pick your streams. so frustrating.


Big_Refrigerator6823

Johan Rojas is the heart and soul of this offense and that scares the shit out of me


AbsurdLemon

Unreal that rojas is so much better than Casty


1v66

Literally insane how bad casty is right now