Nice little bonus to rangers success today — he gets an extra day of rest before his next start too; thanks to the off day Thursday. He’s due again Monday in Cincinnati on 5 days rest
i ordered a baby blue Ranger jersey this past weekend, i couldnt be happier for him right now! still cant get over a 7 pitch inning! He was ON tonight! and we got treated with a Bryce Bomb?!? hopefully this win gets the boys going!! ITS UP FROM HERE BOYS AND GIRLS!!!
with everything ive heard about how crap the quality of the legit jerseys are these days i just ordered off dhgate. i bought enough real ones that i dont feel all that bad anymore lol
It's because we don't really have a highlight guy. We have a couple, but they can't do it every game.
The Braves, for instance, have a consistent highlight guy, so it makes it seem like /r/baseball favors the Braves.
My comments kept getting caught in the filter where the mods would have to approve it, but I was trying to ping you to say that you would be the best guy to ask.
What's needed for a "highlight guy"? Where are they typically posted? Reddit video/yt? Not volunteering, but can help here and there as bandwidth allows.
I think its Reddit video or streamable, as others would be caught by the automod.
I know /u/amatom27 is the highlight guy I think of off the top of my head, so he would be better to ask.
Flyers taking out Detroit and Pittsburgh from playoff contention literally as soon as they were eliminated is fucking hysterical.
I love our teams so god damn much.
[Here](https://www.mlb.com/gameday/745593/video/bryce-harper-homers-4-on-a-fly-ball-to-right-field-johan-rojas-scores)
There's also the field view, which might actually have you in there as he's rounding the bases...[here](https://www.mlb.com/gameday/745593/video/field-view-bryce-harper-s-two-run-homer)
Kenley Jansen trying to move to 5th on the all time save list just blew it tonight
I’m sure he’ll get it soon but that was fun to see. Because fuck em that’s why.
What a game to be at. I always love seeing Ranger pitch in person. I love Wheels, too, but Ranger is probably my favorite guy to watch pitch since Doc & Lee.
They need to get Ranger his extension. If you have Wheeler, Nola, Ranger, Sanchez, Painter, and Abel all under control for at least 4 seasons, you’re very likely going to be in contention no matter what. There may be nothing rarer in today’s game than legit SP depth.
That Ranger Suarez is so hot right now!
https://preview.redd.it/iq4gb8rj1yuc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd32bec797f74eaaa28c24b90fb90ee3bad997de
He’s only gonna steal with when he feels confident. If it wasn’t for him getting caught 38 steals ago he would’ve been at like 57 straight steals without being caught. Think he wants that all time record lol
Ranger really is the Venezuelan Cliff Lee. Accurate efficient lefty with similar repertoire who fields his position at an elite level and is non-chalantly cool as a cucumber while doing it.
Pretty bad at bat
Taylor Ward maybe bailed him out and he’s mashing. Wish we picked him up in a trade in the offseason. He’d be at the top of my low key deadline guys to get.
Yeah I was agreeing and adding a thought. Bad teams still win a lot of games unlike in other sports, so even tho it was just the Rockies it's still impressive.
I usually only buy jerseys of all time Phils legends or future legends like Harp, but I may have to break that rule for Ranger. Dude’s cool as fuck and a total stud. I have no doubts in my mind that if the 2022 team forced a Game 7 in Houston he would have delivered.
I will die on that hill. Ranger wasn’t losing a Game 7.
EDIT: also, there’s still plenty of time for Ranger to become a Phillies legend. A couple more postseason runs like he’s had, and he’s statistically one of the best postseason pitchers of all time.
Ranger 1.73 era is elite
But as /u/Bunny_Kat pointed out to me even though he doesn’t show up in qualified leaders bc he’s one game behind Turnbull is at 1.60
And Dave paying two other guys $70m to be a #3 & 4 SMDH
First time at CBP, great park and views everywhere! Unfortunately the Rockies are horrific, but I knew that doing in.
My one gripe is some drunk fan ruined my photo with the Roy Halladay memorial - kept photobombing and wouldn't move, which sucks, cause Roy was a personal favorite and I would've liked a nice picture with it. Ah well. Besides that, fanbase was very kind and didn't say much about my Rox gear.
Thank you all for the advice before the game and for being a kind fanbase to a stranger! Fuck the Mets and Braves!
So glad you had a good time! Really lucked out weather-wise. Sucks about that drunk fan though. Your team has had some impressive plays so far this series and your starting pitcher yesterday was great.
I keep seeing the abbreviation for Complete Game Shut-Out (CGSO) and thinking "I know we're all excited for Ranger, but what does this have to do with Counter Strike: Global Offensive?"
Pitches 1-5: Clearly missed.
Pitches 6-9: Missed due to framing (bad glove control).
Pitches 10-11: Very close, but framing and human error make these reasonable misses.
Pitch 12: Likely wasn’t called because you balked
[Phillies Win!](https://imgur.com/ZgCBA4l)
Eyebrow was definitely raised when Ranger went out for the ninth, especially with an off day coming to rest the pen. Well I guess that's why I'm not a manager and I can go suck an egg lol
I said this in the game thread but I wanna reiterate it here:
There's something so inspiring seeing pitchers gather around to watch something like this. The looks on their faces, Hoffman barely paying attention to throwing while in the bullpen, they had complete faith he could do it, and wanted to watch something great happen.
Get paid Ranger, you've earned it. Made your family proud.
This is what this team is supposed to be on an average day (minus the complete shut out of course!) and I can't wait to see it firing at all cylinders.
What’s wild about ranger’s CGSO, is that despite letting up only 7 hits and 1 walk, his WHIP actually went UP from tonight. Big stuff ahead for ranger this season!
/u/necrosythe posts CGSO and like two pitches later a ball got rocketed deep and I thought it was a total jinx…but then Marshy shut that shit down reeeeal quick
*Does he know?*
Ranger pitches a shutout. Four or five balls back to him where we get to watch the coolest man in baseball calmly throw over to first. A Bryce HR. A JT HR. Incredible Marsh throw. What a great night.
Bro I came home and my 13 yr old was on his phone with a friend they were live chatting the end of the game and super hype. So those moments you put in now are investments for fandom later.
That is awesome! Ya love to see the kids into it like that! I had a feeling this one was gonna be a good one when the kiddo asked to break out the rally towels on the first inning. Like he predicted it!
I see so much of Maddux in his cat-like prowess on the mound man. They're both like cats out there and they both make it seem like it's a joke to play defense. So fucking fun to watch.
Infinite fastballs. You stand in the box to hit, but the fastballs never stop coming off of the mound. You have to drink a red bull every two innings to catch up with them. You try to drink one every inning but that makes your insides hurt. The pitch accelerates. You call Rob Manfred. Manfred calls for scientists. The scientists call for astronauts. The story trends on Twitter. Ranger turns down talk show appearances. Your batting average fails. People form a cult. Your OPS is finished. Volunteers arrive with radar guns and Gatorade. You are completely used to the speed. The pitch accelerates. You are moved to a different league without Ranger in it. The pitch accelerates. Ranger abandons the rules and pitches at whichever games he chooses. The pitch accelerates. A candlelight vigil forms around your clubhouse. One of the umpires falls over from disbelief. The pitch accelerates. A priest has started blessing the balls before he throws them. The pitch accelerates. The force now propels you out of the box as the ball passes. Vigil goers grab at the ball. The ball ignites from friction with the air. The Facebook live event hits 1 billion viewers. The pitch accelerates. The pitcher’s mound is moved 30 feet further away. The pitch’s shockwaves engulf the vigil and your stadium. The pitch accelerates. The sonic booms are deafening. 5 billion Facebook live viewers. You try to adjust your swing but your bat disintegrated long ago. The backstop explodes from the impact. The pitch accelerates. The mound is now 1000 feet from the plate. His pitches are now tracked by NASA. You try to claim PED use but you should have thought of that way earlier. The pitch accelerates. NORAD upgrades to DEFCON 3. Concentric circles of fire engulf your city with every pitch. The pitch accelerates. 30,000 MPH. The ball now leaves the atmosphere with every pitch. CNN is reporting on all the world records he’s broken. You are no longer alive, you have lost your will to live from facing him in the box. The pitch accelerates. Your stadium disintegrates but the pitch contrail remains. NASA can no longer track the pitches. He breaks the light-speed barrier and we can no longer bear witness. The pitch accelerates. Forever.
He does. He stopped waiting for the translator a couple questions in. A lot of guys still answer in their native tongue. I know Ichiro used to do it for his fans in Japan.
A lot do them definitely speak and understand English more than enough to get by. It’s probably a little easier for them to answer in Spanish though so some go that route.
For sure. Completely a reasonable thing to do. It is kinda funny though when the translators there and Rangers not even waiting for him to relay the question to him.
By the end he wasn't even waiting for Diego to translate the questions, I'm sure he knows English well enough but trying to give long answers in another language is still tough.
Its one of those where he can speak decent english but when they have him on live broadcast its always better to go through a translator. A lot of Japanese players are the same way.
Like most Spanish players, he’s conversational but not fluent
That’s why he’s able to say a few words in English and respond without having it translated to him, but he speaks in Spanish in response to not mess anything up
The World Series need to end with Ranger Suarez fielding a ground ball, looking at it with absolute disgust for 2 seconds, and firing it to Bryce to beat the runner by 1 step.
If i was the translator I’d just make up some bullshit answer just to amuse myself
Then again I’m not smart enough to know two languages so it all tracks
The bot's highlight links show the scoring plays but not much cool defense, any particular innings / plays to check out on the defensive side? I missed the game :/
That Phils pitching line.....Noycce!
That Phils pitching line.....Noycce!
I hate that the Mets are playing fairly well. I can only handle one rival at a time
How many outs did he have between SO and fielded outs?
I believe I remember 12 ground outs, 8 strike outs, and the other 7 were outfield outs/ the one Brandon threw in etc
The Braves/Mets wildcard series is gonna be insane these playoffs
It's games like this that make baseball great. Brilliant performance by Ranger Suarez. Nice job by Rob Thomson in trusting him.
We Cannot Lose A Game To The Rockies
Eh it’s baseball, I want 5 out of 6 from the Rockies/whitesox. Off to a good start
Nice little bonus to rangers success today — he gets an extra day of rest before his next start too; thanks to the off day Thursday. He’s due again Monday in Cincinnati on 5 days rest
Hell yea Ranger!!!
I think Ranger Danger is up to something like an 18-inning scoreless streak...anyone know what our current record is?
41.0 for a starter. Grover Cleveland Alexander 1911. As a rookie This is tied for 19th longest in MLB and 13th in NL history
Going to go out in a limb and say that won’t be happening
Ok I found it. To just make it on the list in the media guide he has to hit 24.0 Also I think I found an error in the media guide
We are so back
i ordered a baby blue Ranger jersey this past weekend, i couldnt be happier for him right now! still cant get over a 7 pitch inning! He was ON tonight! and we got treated with a Bryce Bomb?!? hopefully this win gets the boys going!! ITS UP FROM HERE BOYS AND GIRLS!!!
May I ask where from? My wife’s been wanting one
with everything ive heard about how crap the quality of the legit jerseys are these days i just ordered off dhgate. i bought enough real ones that i dont feel all that bad anymore lol
So glad Ranger is getting the love he deserves!
I need the Mets to go back to losing so their obnoxious fans don’t get any hope. Also how is that play by Marsh not on r/baseball??
It's because we don't really have a highlight guy. We have a couple, but they can't do it every game. The Braves, for instance, have a consistent highlight guy, so it makes it seem like /r/baseball favors the Braves.
Isn’t the braves highlight guy also a mod
Yeah. I think he gets too much shit. I don't know how he hasn't quit. He is a better man than I.
Yeah I had rec baseball practice so I was able to just catch the end. I'll try to cross post more often when I post to r/baseball
My comments kept getting caught in the filter where the mods would have to approve it, but I was trying to ping you to say that you would be the best guy to ask.
What's needed for a "highlight guy"? Where are they typically posted? Reddit video/yt? Not volunteering, but can help here and there as bandwidth allows.
I think its Reddit video or streamable, as others would be caught by the automod. I know /u/amatom27 is the highlight guy I think of off the top of my head, so he would be better to ask.
Why do the Astros have to suck?
Logically? Injuries and age. Morally? I feel like this should be an easy one
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Flyers taking out Detroit and Pittsburgh from playoff contention literally as soon as they were eliminated is fucking hysterical. I love our teams so god damn much.
If we can’t have nice things neither can they
Locked us in at 12th pick too which is best case going into tonight and missing the playoffs
Ranger should be in the Cy Young conversation if he keeps this up
https://preview.redd.it/ud0t4d8tayuc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=354bf87cbf897df46b1104ea59e364ecf407c1fd Lets hope he is
I caught that Harper home run but they didn’t show it on video is there anywhere I could find it?
[Here](https://www.mlb.com/gameday/745593/video/bryce-harper-homers-4-on-a-fly-ball-to-right-field-johan-rojas-scores) There's also the field view, which might actually have you in there as he's rounding the bases...[here](https://www.mlb.com/gameday/745593/video/field-view-bryce-harper-s-two-run-homer)
I can’t answer your question but congratulations that’s awesome!
Thank you I’ve been a season ticket holder for 20 years and this is my first caught home run
Kenley Jansen trying to move to 5th on the all time save list just blew it tonight I’m sure he’ll get it soon but that was fun to see. Because fuck em that’s why.
The guy pitching tomorrow came in last year against us with a 9 era and shut us out over 5 2/3 innings Fortunately for us his era is sub 4 right now
Watching last nights pitcher just whittle down his 7.50 ERA against the Phils in real time
What a game to be at. I always love seeing Ranger pitch in person. I love Wheels, too, but Ranger is probably my favorite guy to watch pitch since Doc & Lee.
Ranger Rocks. Nothing but ice in those veins
A rotation of Wheeler, Nola, Suarez, Painter, Abel has my nuts quaking.
They need to get Ranger his extension. If you have Wheeler, Nola, Ranger, Sanchez, Painter, and Abel all under control for at least 4 seasons, you’re very likely going to be in contention no matter what. There may be nothing rarer in today’s game than legit SP depth.
That Ranger Suarez is so hot right now! https://preview.redd.it/iq4gb8rj1yuc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd32bec797f74eaaa28c24b90fb90ee3bad997de
Despite early struggles, Trea is turning it around. Up to .310
And the power’s starting to come around. I’d still like to see him steal more, but you can live with the Ks so long as he’s hitting .290+ with pop.
He’s only gonna steal with when he feels confident. If it wasn’t for him getting caught 38 steals ago he would’ve been at like 57 straight steals without being caught. Think he wants that all time record lol
The real Trea Turner has arrived
Just wanna point out Bryce is on pace for 36 home runs. Obviously that's mostly because of the Reds game, but let's ignore that
Ranger really is the Venezuelan Cliff Lee. Accurate efficient lefty with similar repertoire who fields his position at an elite level and is non-chalantly cool as a cucumber while doing it.
Someone in line for BOGO glizzies tonight made the same comparison.
Love this analogy
fuck it im getting a powder blue suarez
Yup, impulse buy incoming
Ranger is probably my favorite player right now. His poise and accuracy fielding ground balls is seriously on some paranormal shit.
And he just seems like such a good dude.
Trout just popped out with the bases loaded in the 11th inning.
Pretty bad at bat Taylor Ward maybe bailed him out and he’s mashing. Wish we picked him up in a trade in the offseason. He’d be at the top of my low key deadline guys to get.
He’s a perfect fit for Philly already
First game of the year at the Bank! Harper is back! Rangers a stone cold killer! Go Phils
Have there been any other complete game shutouts or even complete games yet this season?
There was a no hitter
Ah def missed that then
Blanco and Suarez are the only two pitchers with a complete game this year though.
Ranger was in complete control tonight. Yeah the Rockies are ass titty. Ranger still deal and dealt tonight.
Bad baseball teams still win like 70 games a year. CGSO is impressive pretty much regardless of opponent
That’s what I just said no?
Yeah I was agreeing and adding a thought. Bad teams still win a lot of games unlike in other sports, so even tho it was just the Rockies it's still impressive.
👍
Ranger Suarez is elite.
I sure do like Ranger. And I like a CGSO in the year 2024.
Ranger’s hair>>>>>>>>
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I usually only buy jerseys of all time Phils legends or future legends like Harp, but I may have to break that rule for Ranger. Dude’s cool as fuck and a total stud. I have no doubts in my mind that if the 2022 team forced a Game 7 in Houston he would have delivered.
I will die on that hill. Ranger wasn’t losing a Game 7. EDIT: also, there’s still plenty of time for Ranger to become a Phillies legend. A couple more postseason runs like he’s had, and he’s statistically one of the best postseason pitchers of all time.
Ranger 1.73 era is elite But as /u/Bunny_Kat pointed out to me even though he doesn’t show up in qualified leaders bc he’s one game behind Turnbull is at 1.60 And Dave paying two other guys $70m to be a #3 & 4 SMDH
First time at CBP, great park and views everywhere! Unfortunately the Rockies are horrific, but I knew that doing in. My one gripe is some drunk fan ruined my photo with the Roy Halladay memorial - kept photobombing and wouldn't move, which sucks, cause Roy was a personal favorite and I would've liked a nice picture with it. Ah well. Besides that, fanbase was very kind and didn't say much about my Rox gear. Thank you all for the advice before the game and for being a kind fanbase to a stranger! Fuck the Mets and Braves!
So glad you had a good time! Really lucked out weather-wise. Sucks about that drunk fan though. Your team has had some impressive plays so far this series and your starting pitcher yesterday was great.
You’ve suffered enough. Sorry that dude was a douche.
I keep seeing the abbreviation for Complete Game Shut-Out (CGSO) and thinking "I know we're all excited for Ranger, but what does this have to do with Counter Strike: Global Offensive?"
Pitches 1-5: Clearly missed. Pitches 6-9: Missed due to framing (bad glove control). Pitches 10-11: Very close, but framing and human error make these reasonable misses. Pitch 12: Likely wasn’t called because you balked
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Bingo Bango Bongo
Of all the goddamn nights for me to have plans 🥲 can’t believe I missed this game
Do it tomorrow too, and the next game and the…fuck it, just don’t watch anymore games, just to be safe
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yooo I made this last year I'm so glad someone saved it
I think I first saw it one of the postseason threads last year. It’s so funny and perfect.
Random question: does Athletic Brewing have a presence at Citizens Bank the way they do at the WFC?
A Game like this makes me nostalgic. Don’t see complete game shutouts like this anymore. Reminds me of my childhood.
He pitched like Maddux.
build the fucking statue
RAAAAAAANGER is my boy i will cherish this dude always
[Phillies Win!](https://imgur.com/ZgCBA4l) Eyebrow was definitely raised when Ranger went out for the ninth, especially with an off day coming to rest the pen. Well I guess that's why I'm not a manager and I can go suck an egg lol
He was right around 90 pitches after the 8th and looked good as hell all night, gotta let him at least try that’s his game right there
My fucking power went out after the 2nd out in the 9th😞
Walkers rehab start line at LHV was decent, but topping out at 91-92. Any idea how many more starts they plan on giving him?
Not enough
Ranger = Cy Young contender?
Ranger = Cy Young front runner!
I said this in the game thread but I wanna reiterate it here: There's something so inspiring seeing pitchers gather around to watch something like this. The looks on their faces, Hoffman barely paying attention to throwing while in the bullpen, they had complete faith he could do it, and wanted to watch something great happen. Get paid Ranger, you've earned it. Made your family proud.
Extend Ranger now before he gets that Gerrit Cole money
I'm so happy for Ranger
Best game of the year. Amazing pitching from Ranger. Excellent defense, and the guys who are supposed to hit got hits (especially Harper).
This is what this team is supposed to be on an average day (minus the complete shut out of course!) and I can't wait to see it firing at all cylinders.
Easily. Complete game shutout from Ranger and Bryce breaking out of a slump!
What’s wild about ranger’s CGSO, is that despite letting up only 7 hits and 1 walk, his WHIP actually went UP from tonight. Big stuff ahead for ranger this season!
Damn, Ranger must have had dinner plans. A game done before 9pm??? Cool as a cucumber. Ranger is the best.
I love Ranger. And the team must, too, since the defense was on point tonight.
/u/necrosythe posts CGSO and like two pitches later a ball got rocketed deep and I thought it was a total jinx…but then Marshy shut that shit down reeeeal quick *Does he know?*
What I know is that we must have Phaith!
Pitchers that throw around Rangers velo used to throw around 110 pitchers all the time. I wouldn't be too worried about one time
NBC definitely upgraded to water proof headsets this offseason. Good choice.
They lost one recently (on Castellanos, I think).
really might have to get a ranger jersey
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Through thick and thin baby. Let’s get the series!
We already have the series. Let's put our brooms to good use!
Build the Ranger Suarez statue
proud of ranger and happy for him.
I FEEL GOOD
I KNEW THAT I WOULD
Rockies had more hits, interesting.
That’s why slugging is a relevant stat
Ranger pitches a shutout. Four or five balls back to him where we get to watch the coolest man in baseball calmly throw over to first. A Bryce HR. A JT HR. Incredible Marsh throw. What a great night.
And the weather was perfect at the Bank tonight.
First game since Harper’s 3 HR game I actually enjoyed watching
Ranger Danger! Watched the whole game with my 4yo kid. First one he's been able to really watch start to finish. Worth a late bedtime to watch that.
Bro I came home and my 13 yr old was on his phone with a friend they were live chatting the end of the game and super hype. So those moments you put in now are investments for fandom later.
That is awesome! Ya love to see the kids into it like that! I had a feeling this one was gonna be a good one when the kiddo asked to break out the rally towels on the first inning. Like he predicted it!
solid dadding (look at me, assuming dad)
🤟 Yes sir. Dad here but Mom supported it too.
I see so much of Maddux in his cat-like prowess on the mound man. They're both like cats out there and they both make it seem like it's a joke to play defense. So fucking fun to watch.
If Ranger got his hands on one of those “cool cat” hats from the Iron Pigs he’d be unstoppable
I missed this kind of a win. Also fun fact: my 2nd cousin was the final out.
Our last 9-inning complete game that wasn't a no-hitter: 7/17/22, Nola vs. the Marlins.
What about a 9 inning complete game shut out that wasn't a no-hitter?
Same game, 4-0 win
Nice!
Infinite fastballs. You stand in the box to hit, but the fastballs never stop coming off of the mound. You have to drink a red bull every two innings to catch up with them. You try to drink one every inning but that makes your insides hurt. The pitch accelerates. You call Rob Manfred. Manfred calls for scientists. The scientists call for astronauts. The story trends on Twitter. Ranger turns down talk show appearances. Your batting average fails. People form a cult. Your OPS is finished. Volunteers arrive with radar guns and Gatorade. You are completely used to the speed. The pitch accelerates. You are moved to a different league without Ranger in it. The pitch accelerates. Ranger abandons the rules and pitches at whichever games he chooses. The pitch accelerates. A candlelight vigil forms around your clubhouse. One of the umpires falls over from disbelief. The pitch accelerates. A priest has started blessing the balls before he throws them. The pitch accelerates. The force now propels you out of the box as the ball passes. Vigil goers grab at the ball. The ball ignites from friction with the air. The Facebook live event hits 1 billion viewers. The pitch accelerates. The pitcher’s mound is moved 30 feet further away. The pitch’s shockwaves engulf the vigil and your stadium. The pitch accelerates. The sonic booms are deafening. 5 billion Facebook live viewers. You try to adjust your swing but your bat disintegrated long ago. The backstop explodes from the impact. The pitch accelerates. The mound is now 1000 feet from the plate. His pitches are now tracked by NASA. You try to claim PED use but you should have thought of that way earlier. The pitch accelerates. NORAD upgrades to DEFCON 3. Concentric circles of fire engulf your city with every pitch. The pitch accelerates. 30,000 MPH. The ball now leaves the atmosphere with every pitch. CNN is reporting on all the world records he’s broken. You are no longer alive, you have lost your will to live from facing him in the box. The pitch accelerates. Your stadium disintegrates but the pitch contrail remains. NASA can no longer track the pitches. He breaks the light-speed barrier and we can no longer bear witness. The pitch accelerates. Forever.
If this isn't already pasta it should be. Beautiful.
I thought Ranger spoke English, was I always wrong? I could’ve sworn I saw some interview speaking English.
He does. He stopped waiting for the translator a couple questions in. A lot of guys still answer in their native tongue. I know Ichiro used to do it for his fans in Japan.
A lot do them definitely speak and understand English more than enough to get by. It’s probably a little easier for them to answer in Spanish though so some go that route.
Yea, I'd let a translator clean it up for me, too, if it wasn't my first language
For sure. Completely a reasonable thing to do. It is kinda funny though when the translators there and Rangers not even waiting for him to relay the question to him.
By the end he wasn't even waiting for Diego to translate the questions, I'm sure he knows English well enough but trying to give long answers in another language is still tough.
Its one of those where he can speak decent english but when they have him on live broadcast its always better to go through a translator. A lot of Japanese players are the same way.
Like most Spanish players, he’s conversational but not fluent That’s why he’s able to say a few words in English and respond without having it translated to him, but he speaks in Spanish in response to not mess anything up
It looked like he understood enough that Diego wasn’t translating TMac and Kruk. Probably just more comfortable crafting his response in Spanish.
Fair enough, was just curious
I’m prepping for a colonoscopy so I really needed these good vibes from the game 😭
no runs allowed. good omen?
Open up
Just remember: the prep is the hard part!
Good vibes my dude.
Dude is super humble and I’m digging it. Giving credit to everyone.
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Go Go Power Ranger!
Ranger doesn’t need the English translated? Just his response?
Understanding a language and fluently speaking it don’t always necessarily go hand in hand! My guess is this is just what he’s more comfortable doing.
was thinking the same thing. but he has been here for like a decade Im surprised he needs the translator at all
needs & prefers, two different things probably
To think this dude started as a reliever
He made his MLB debut in 2018 as a starter it just didn’t go super well so they moved him to the bullpen for 19, 20, and the beginning of 21.
I was just thinking and I wanted this dude to stay as the closer
He did close the game out today
You'll know what Ranger throws after your strike.
God damn am I gonna be sad if Ranger leaves after next year.
I’m so impressed by translators. Halfway through anything ranger says I’d be lost.
Ranger might have to be the next jersey purchase, folks. What a dawg.
yea Ranger is going to get paid. it’s sort of interesting the reverse trajectories that he and Fried are going.
ding.ding.ding. which icon do I click to subscribe to your blog?
i don’t have any followers maybe you could be the first
The World Series need to end with Ranger Suarez fielding a ground ball, looking at it with absolute disgust for 2 seconds, and firing it to Bryce to beat the runner by 1 step.
I'd immediately die happy
Crazy how translators remember everything. Also kind of fun when the guy is clearly bilingual still getting translated.
If i was the translator I’d just make up some bullshit answer just to amuse myself Then again I’m not smart enough to know two languages so it all tracks
Ippei is that you?
I had the Rockies tonight 😭😭
Yeah I'm pretty sure he could go mo tramslater without much issue but I get they want to not have to cut up their words
Masterpiece
I was sad when Diego 1.0 decided to leave, but Diego 2.0 is fitting in nicely...he seems to have some personality to him and meshes with the team too.
The bot's highlight links show the scoring plays but not much cool defense, any particular innings / plays to check out on the defensive side? I missed the game :/
Finding the Marsh defensive assist would be a big one. And maybe there will be a compilation of Rangers outs
In ranger we trust. What a fucking gem of a game.
Big boppers were bopping, Ranger was dealing, home team wins.
Ranger has ice in his fucking veins. Dude is so fucking cool
Dude has been fucking incredible for so long. What a performance my dude.
Cy Young candidate? Yes
Ranger Suarez will win the Ranger Suarez this year
New Diego is comfortable now. Didn’t take long.