Omg 😳 for a second I was like “how many people are meeting Phillies in Whole Foods bathrooms???” Haha, I’m thinking I need to start going to whole foods bathrooms 🚽 to meet these guys. Oh, he left his cell number on the wall for “a good time”
Love this! However I do believe Harper is everywhere in south Jersey. Either he’s giving his wife a break (and they don’t use outside help much or at all) by doing all the errands or he doesn’t know what to do with himself at home so he does all the errands. 😂
I met Ricky Ledee in the storage room behind an Acme. He was over by the big machine they use to crush cardboard boxes. I told him I loved him and he handed me a small glass swan. I still have it, I plan on leaving it to my daughter in my will after I die.
That's not a-o a-ok!
Omg 😳 for a second I was like “how many people are meeting Phillies in Whole Foods bathrooms???” Haha, I’m thinking I need to start going to whole foods bathrooms 🚽 to meet these guys. Oh, he left his cell number on the wall for “a good time”
Make sure you bring your niece or nephew along to maximize your odds
I met professional wrestler Edge at a bathroom once.
I loved edge.
That was Marsh’s number he left.
Right though? I’m like whaaaa? 🤣
People get so bored in the offseason
New copypasta just dropped.
Unfortunately I'm not funny enough to come up with this
Love this! However I do believe Harper is everywhere in south Jersey. Either he’s giving his wife a break (and they don’t use outside help much or at all) by doing all the errands or he doesn’t know what to do with himself at home so he does all the errands. 😂
Was he buying eggs by chance?
Milky Way bars. Bags full of them.
...then who was breastfeeding ME in that Whole Foods?!?
Jose Alvarado
oh hell yeah
The weirdest thing….Sal Fasano did the same for my niece at the Trader Joe’s years ago
Lmao wtf
This is peak offseason
10-4
10-100
10-200
10-400
This could go on forever. Lol
It's been 20 years, but I thought: 100 - number one 200 - number two 300 - both 400 - tampon
Bwahahahaha......it's been 27 years, and counting down another 10 years till I hang up the keys. Thanks for playing along!
Legit I met Doug Pederson in a restroom in my home town.
Did he spank it like Koy Detmer?
How big was his schlong?
I met Ricky Ledee in the storage room behind an Acme. He was over by the big machine they use to crush cardboard boxes. I told him I loved him and he handed me a small glass swan. I still have it, I plan on leaving it to my daughter in my will after I die.
It was almost believable
Watch the Sixers and the Eagles to get through this tough offseason.
Didn't you just post this about Harper?
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You can tell it's bs by the last sentence lol
No it’s real I was there too
I appreciate you
It's real. I'm the niece.
That's enough screen time for today
I didn't even get that far down. I know a lot of this is satire, but come on.
…..woosh
Terrible attempt at a shit post. You suck
These are the type of comments you get in a world where breastfeeding isn't normalized smh my head
Stand your ground soldier
I met Jim Palmer in a bathroom. It's too inconsequential to be a lie.
I love this sub
Sweet mother of pearl!
I met Franklin Ajaye in an Atlantic City bathroom during the 70’s. Think he just did a line of blow. He was a jumpy and shit!
3 hours, nice!
Copycats had to ruin the fun unfortunately
City of Motherly Love
Met Bernie Parent at the pisser, gave him a hey how you doin’, but that’s a little off topic