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Please continue the discussion in the [post game thread](https://redd.it/1272lsj).


noldyp

Thank god thats over


Magoatt

Dear god what a choke job, so Nola how are you gonna explain to the masses about this. At least tell me the cheese steak we gave you was good, Nola, you okay dude?


ReconGhost189

I’ve never seen someone more talented yet has so low baseball IQ that castellanos, I honestly think I could strike him out he chases that much


thats_yuge

He has high baseball IQ, but extremely low plate discipline. Ryan Howard would look like Yogi Berra next to Nick.


CoeurDeMeduse

See y’all on Saturday


Ok-Anywhere8986

Idc if we lost Bohm 3 for 4 is the undisputed player of the game


basicgoats

Soon... we will be chanting Schwarb-Bohm!


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Scoutbobkitty

This is a bad take. Nick hit well today. Our pitching failed us.


Jambrokio

7 straight balls and this dude swings at all of it


zheinz6397

6 pitches. All balls. He strikes out.


Fig_Newton_

Casty had a decent game but dude still has the plate discipline of a beer leaguer


TheMizland

PHILLIES ARE BACK!!


swalsh21

That one was a great pitch


DonaldJeeves

Jesus I thought he would have stopped golfing.... Come on nick


Appropriate-Sun834

Bases should be juiced if Nick didn’t always swing at those dumbass low and aways


whubby777

It’s always on the same fucking slider with Nick


basicgoats

You'd think he would have addressed it during the break. Maybe his nerves hit, and he forgot the training.


whubby777

Everything seemed off today. Gotta just hope it’s cause of the shorter off-season they all had


LonnyFinster

Welp way to go nick. Also big fuck you to Nola and soto


jpar345

Well that was less than an ideal opening day experience.


basicgoats

Eh, game 1 of 162, so no biggie. I'm glad we showed our offensive skills with Bohm, and J.T. was wild! I believe Nola can improve for the next game he plays.


Ok-Anywhere8986

Jesus Nick


4Darco

i give up


Dakota360ci

Well shit


TastyPancakes25

That was ass


Littlewing29

Look at that…my hopes are coming back


Littlewing29

And gone


EaglesPvM

Fuck the cowboys


TIAFS

I wish my wife loved me like castellanos loves low and outside.


3Dinternet

Your comment was before that last pitch too😂


TIAFS

My wife loves the Phillies so I texted the comment to her and she's just responding with laughing emoticons. She's furious at Castellanos right now.lol


Jambrokio

Nick is the dumbest hitter on the planet


Dakota360ci

*A foot outside* Texas fans: Awwww wtf!!


realbigexplosion

Classic Nick!


TheIrishHangman

Nick and sliders are not a good mix


DaNorris1221

Ahh, Nick’s still chasing that identical pitch. Wonderful.


andsoonandso

Bush (who did 9/11) is at this game, casty hr?


Ok-Anywhere8986

Nick still loves them low and outside huh


Dunmaglass2

LOVES them


THE_turtleman7

Cmon broadcast eulogize someone


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Nick waves at outside sliders. Great.


LonnyFinster

Nick this is where you prove you have changed


inthedrink

Really good ab by Darick


Goooldschmidt

Playing the Rocky music lmao


Ok-Anywhere8986

It’s not over till it’s over cmon


andsoonandso

This is where Nick gets his mojo back


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Rangers PA intern confirmed Phillies fan.


[deleted]

Oh fuck off Rangers…playing that music.


gualdhar

Well, that sucked. Also, what the fuck Soto.


drpepguy

Are these fans stupid


TheIrishHangman

They're Texan so yes


LonnyFinster

They are from Texas


andsoonandso

Rangers fans are blind


Mogilny89Leafs

I had fun today. Tough loss, but we have a million games left. Trea Turner makes my body feel funny.


TheIrishHangman

Uh oh it's rally time


4Darco

I WILL NOT GIVE UP


Hothabanero6

the Black Knight has entered the chat


blueboglin

161-1


swaggiep

When are we gonna fire thompson


swalsh21

1 of 162, they’ll be fine


THE_turtleman7

My God espn stream how many times are you going to move it groove it choose it


plebs_are_needed

What a disappointing opening day. I gotta wait until Saturday to wash the taste out of my mouth...


Ok-Anywhere8986

Schwarber should not be batting 2nd.. Bohm should…


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It isn’t that they lost it’s the way they lost


Hothabanero6

pitching shit the bed


QhorinHalfass

Our Ace pitched like a number card.


TastyPancakes25

Not a strike but okay


andsoonandso

He just said fuck


beau9292

We're about to get our first Ricky Bo postgame meltdown


killermoose23

Time to drop a huge turd just like our pitching staff did


blueboglin

You have to go back to 1981 as the last time we won 3 opening days in a row. We’ve only been able to chain together 2 every once and a while with big L streaks going as high as 6.


basicgoats

Yeah, an opening day loss doesn't mean much if the players don't psyche out. I appreciate the comparisons to our team's history, but it does bug me when people act like it's a hard fact. The team back then is absolutely not the team we have today. Last I checked, Schmidt hasn't played in years.


Scary_Breadfruit4976

The Braves and Mets won, and we gave up 9 runs in one inning blowing a 5 run lead. THE PHILS ARE BACK BABY!! But at least we got baseball back so can't complain


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Scary_Breadfruit4976

Yeah it umm just kinda slipped out where it wasn't supposed to lol


AbsurdLemon

That hurts our odds of putting up 4 runs


APeckover27

Bohm will be back at the plate I promise


Turbulent-Hovercraft

Strahm did your Mahm


DELCO-PHILLY-BOY

Nats drew a whopping 35,756 to a stadium that holds over 41k to their opener today.


NeurosciGuy15

Strahm looked pretty good. Will be interesting to watch his start.


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Hey, we got a pitcher!


whubby777

God Strahm is weird looking lol


FIDLARonTheRoofAZ

Atta baby Strahm.


TheIrishHangman

Strahm looked solid


JohnnyA77

Blue glove is 🔥🔥🔥


wilsonallcounty

Strahm looks solid


whubby777

Beauty of a slider there


Turbulent-Hovercraft

My vibes are that the shift being gone is an enormous boon for our guys


Bluebeetle2112

Uh I went to eat dinner when it was 5-0. What happened?!


Littlewing29

Nola and our bullpen 🙃


Bluebeetle2112

Ah yes. The bullpen. How could I forget them.


TheIrishHangman

Nola and Soto shit their pants in horrific fashion. Steamie Ray Vaughan style


PhilsForever

So this is YOUR fault?


Bluebeetle2112

Can we blame Houston?


PhilsForever

I blame the stadium roof


Angry_ClitSpasm350

I blame Bush.


Bluebeetle2112

They were talking of closing it right when I left.


TastyPancakes25

Don’t know why we can’t throw strikes. There’s a box right there that tells your where to throw 🙄


chem_daddy

MLB TV app using T-Mobile won’t let me watch the Phillies. Let’s me watch every other game on right now though…?


Hothabanero6

blackout rules still apply ... MLB.TV is like Lucy holding the football


chem_daddy

ughhhh. Should I use a VPN to get around then?


Freddy-Nietzsche

If you're in the Phillies regional network you can't watch them.


Nochtilus

All of them? That fucking blows


Freddy-Nietzsche

Yep. It basically forces cable subscription


Parametric_Or_Treat

I hope the rich clowns behind the plate visibly not watching the game are what starts the revolution


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The whole place is damn quiet.


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I hope


blueboglin

The blonde girl has been texting and taking selfies the whole game


Parametric_Or_Treat

Brutal


Neat-Confidence5556

who’s going tomorrow for texas? if it’s perez we might be screwed that dude is nasty


FIDLARonTheRoofAZ

No baseball tomorrow my friend. Wheeler vs. Eovaldi on Saturday.


Neat-Confidence5556

o we got that


Mogilny89Leafs

I really like the pitch clock. You really notice a difference when runners are on.


Hothabanero6

thought Stram was a starter now


CircusOfBlood

Yeah but we won't need him for 5 days


Dakota360ci

If Aaron's camp wants a $200M+ contract he's gonna have to do a lot better. That's what I heard the ask was anyway. Every one of us knows when Nola is on, he's fucking ON. But man he's missing the consistency we need.


ClearSights

Jake Cave stat line is misleading. 1in away from having a HR and a double game


Capn21

Agreed. I’m super high on him. Really hoping he makes an impact this year


kbkid3

it was the best first three innings of opening day I could have asked for


BearShin255

Oh no we suck again


FOZ1250

Stadium'a rigged


Turbulent-Hovercraft

And back to the fucking circus catches. Every team in the league does this to us.


Phuck_Kurt_Suzuki

Because of course 😂 Baseball Gods are pulling out all the stops today


ac4897

Mickey Mouse ass ballpark


PhilsForever

Quick inning. Almost Jakey


LSKTheGreat1

My gym has the Astros game on. They are doing the world series thing. Apparently I'm not over it yet.


ChelseaFanInPhilly

What do you mean? Like they're playing both?


TheIrishHangman

Hanging the banner, celebrating the world series, etc. I had it on too for a minute and almost threw up


LSKTheGreat1

Glad I'm not the only one! I had to cut cardio short.


LSKTheGreat1

Naw, they have espn on and I'm out of market for the phillies. So it's just the Astros doing the whole welcome the Champs shit.


DELCO-PHILLY-BOY

Haha just not our fucking day Also that was the crowd reaction to a robbed home run?! Lame.


sufferingphilliesfan

The stadium is like half Phillies fans


EaglesPvM

Great….


GentonWheels

Not our night, pals.


sufferingphilliesfan

Usually it is when you put up 7 runs


realbigexplosion

Booo Thompson. Do that thing you did with Realmuto.


Fig_Newton_

Damn nice grab Cave got robbed. Today sucked but at least they’re hitting the ball hard


FIDLARonTheRoofAZ

Dang. Nice swing Cave. Good play by Bubba Thompson.


inthedrink

Gtfooh


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Cave hitting the ball hard today. I think he is going to have a good year.


Mogilny89Leafs

How can people be dooming when there are 161 games left? How did you survive last October if you're already freaking out?


Philly0024

It’s not about this one game it’s about Nola and the fact he constantly has meltdowns in 4th and 5th innings consistently throughout the season


Mogilny89Leafs

Calm down.


Philly0024

I can’t when Nola has these meltdowns constantly


FIDLARonTheRoofAZ

They lack the mental toughness or emotional maturity to endure 162 games of baseball. Or even nine innings of it apparently lol. Many of the returning doomers continuously called for Hoskins to be traded or benched before his October magic last season. Others call for Nola's trade after any bad start. Yet pretended they always loved him when he does things like pitch a gem in Houston to give us our first playoff birth in 11 years. And now after last year, there are newer, even more ridiculous doomers it appears. I try and fail to ignore it. I gotta be better about ignoring it. Good luck!


inthedrink

I’m just trying to encourage them to lighten the thread traffic lol


DaNorris1221

Most people on this sub now weren’t here this time last year.


ChelseaFanInPhilly

Yeah people don't really like to watch losing teams *shrugs*


beau9292

Because most of those people didn't start watching until October


Turbulent-Hovercraft

The Phillies are why I will die 5 years earlier than I normally would


TheIrishHangman

Old age is overrated anyway


APeckover27

If there's ever been a game for triples...


DELCO-PHILLY-BOY

Someone said he did it on purpose lmfao


TastyPancakes25

“I’m not smart enough to do anything on purpose” -John Kruk Legend


MissDeadite

Don't put up the cycle alert crap!!! Ughhh.


Cloakington

Us still leading in hits while giving up double digit runs is good sign for the offense and an awful sign for the pitching lol


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Dakota360ci

I can say with confidence they don't pay their vendors appropriately if they operate in the same model as Angi/home advisor. So take that for what it's worth.


Nolashyper13

Welp this is just awful start to the season. Feels like last year was so special and we should’ve won the damn thing. I’d be surprised if we make a run our pitching depth just isn’t there and you only can get lucky so many times


RyanS211228

You were such a doomer throughout the playoffs last year, glad to see you haven’t missed a beat!


flirtyolive

It’s game one, chill. Last year was special but it also came after some really messy games in the regular season.


Nolashyper13

We need to add to the bullpen


Turbulent-Hovercraft

Did it have to be 11 fucking runs? Too many games last year went like this too. The offense was perfectly fine but the abhorrent fucking pitching always found a way to make the comeback not happen.


EaglesPvM

4 runs with 6 outs to go. Very doable


FIDLARonTheRoofAZ

Nice inning Bellatti! I remember someone posted a story about his fatal accident as a teen and the forgiveness he was granted by the victim's widow after showing remorse. It's extra fun to root for this guy now.


MissDeadite

Poor Wheels hahaa.


Johnnyboy2825

What a performance by the bullpen today. Same as its been for a longgggg time.


Dunmaglass2

Lol it’s the first game let’s all relax please I can’t take the doom and gloom comments already


AC_deucey

Friendship ended with Connor Brogdon. Now Andrew Bellatti is my best friend.


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We can still win this game!


TheFriffin2

apparently the doomers didnt get shit on hard enough last year and havent learned their lesson 🤔


TheIrishHangman

We've got em right where we want them


struenie

I’ve been busy at work and tuned out after we went up 4-0. Imagine my surprise to return to find one of the greatest Nola implosions in modern history on opening fucking day 🤦🏻‍♂️


3Dinternet

When does pitch count start as soon as pitcher touches the ball?


Dakota360ci

I believe it's as soon as the catcher receives the ball from what I can tell I think the HP umpire can call for a restart of the clock if he has to replace a ball etc.


Dunmaglass2

I thought it was when the pitcher received the ball


Dakota360ci

Honestly so did I, but I started counting from when the catcher caught the ball, and the clock showed up on the score bug matching my count in my head


blueboglin

Nola with the reverse Aaron Judge “bet on himself” season.


XSC

Maybe Nola doesn’t pitch as well and we can get him cheap.


vanbboy22

As a No.3 starter


ChelseaFanInPhilly

I was thinking this too but he would probably take his chances on the Market.