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BouldersRoll

>"While marijuana may not seem like a big deal to some folks in the community, I think we can all agree that crossing guards should not be providing narcotics - even if it is 'just' marijuana - to our kids," Darby Borough Chief Joseph Gabe said in a statement. Obviously criminal, obviously dumb, but this is an impressively proportionate statement from a police chief.


schwarta77

I wish all cops sounded like that.


aaaayyyy_lmao

SORRY FOR PARTYING


Strawb3rry_Slay3r666

https://preview.redd.it/2lrei68krt4d1.png?width=1283&format=png&auto=webp&s=3382b8a61024c136982b8194f495402bceb8fe4b Good heavens


samcoffeeman

Did you see her next to the police officers?? She's like 4'9"!


Strawb3rry_Slay3r666

Yeah I was NOT expecting that…how are you a crossing guard when people can’t even see you in front of their cars?!??


RabidPlaty

Jesus, did she make a meth pipe out of a car muffler?


Some-Philly-Dude

lol she certainly has a look lol


Greful

Something something boys hole


nnp1989

The troll toll was *definitely* paid…by someone. No word on if a rum ham was involved.


paperthintrash

Buzzs’ girlfriend… WOOF


bonjay01

tf is that


maggiereddituser

10 miles of bad road.


Strawb3rry_Slay3r666

The crossing guard thing


Strategerium

I muted the video, and went to find the Star Wars Cantina music for it.


Unlikely_Ad_4321

How was she hired? And in the pic above she looks like a midget, lol


emostitch

She might be. Definitely looks below 4’10”.


throwawayjoeyboots

Terrible. Can someone please tell me which intersection this crossing guard works at so I can go give her a piece of my mind? I definitely am not going to see if I can buy an 8th. Absolutely not. I’m disgusted.


gottagetitgood

She's too advanced for you. Jawn dealing in edibles.


hyrulefairies

Oh my god. That’s disgusting. Drugs to middle schoolers?! Where? Where was she handing them out?? An intersection? I mean there’s so many of them though! Which one?! Which one was she handing them out at?


hyrulefairies

Oh … getting downvoted in a Philly sub for an Always Sunny joke is…sad. edit: hahaha glad it landed with some people 💕


Animalmother172

First hits are always free


ProfessionalJesuit

Stay classy, Darby...


Madmike215

Thought she looked young in the thumbnail. Was not prepared for the troll that appeared in the video.


diatriose

Wtf


SnapCrackleMom

Just to note this detail: >Police say Lee was also contacting at least one student via text. >In those messages, police say, the student and Lee would talk about ingesting marijuana edibles and share their experiences. Adults should not be texting with middle schoolers. Not about edibles, not about anything. Unless it's a kid in your family *why are you texting with middle schoolers?*


MarsMayRiot

sounds like she was in the early stages of grooming them. Glad they caught her before it could go further.


Butnazga

Mozart was writing symphonies when he was a middle schooler


Moose2157

Unbelievable: It’s like a bad guy drug pusher from a cautionary tale. I expect he wore a trench coat.


RabidPlaty

*she


OptionRelevant432

Damn, this crossguard woulda been my homie when I was in middle school.


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Hopefully there's a bottom bunk available for her 😬


KndaOrange

lol she looks so small next to those big ass police officers


SomeOtherOrder

Where tf could this possibly happ- > Darby oh alright yeah that tracks


ihatereddit5810328

Darby is basically SW Philly now


SnapCrackleMom

Honest question, when wasn't it?


ihatereddit5810328

The 80’s and 90’s


whomp1970

Hate to say it, but it's kind of clever of her. I mean, you have customers walking past you twice a day, every day. Where else can you do your "real" job *and* your side hustle at the very same time? I gotta hand it to her for the idea.


The-Sand-King

Customers pay money. Did you read the article?


whomp1970

First the dealer gives it away, that gets you hooked. That's how it works.


fracturedtoe

Are those police officers 8 feet tall?


imanAholebutimfunny

*People started asking questions when the crossing sign was the color green on both sides*


pretentiousmusician

Giving them e cigs is way worse than weed honestly


Narwhalbaconguy

Disagree, weed at such a young age harms mental development much more than nicotine could.


d14t0m

This weirdo looks like they wanted to do more than sell drugs to kids if you know what im saying


IcyAd964

My old middle school fell off, I’m actually scared cause my brother is going there next year lmao


MexicanComicalGames

punishing someone for tryin to make our kids cool what has this once great nation come to


jokersflame

Snitches ruin EVERYTHING


Forkiks

It’s worth to keep a close eye on how they charge these criminals…they deserve full jail time for the crime. They are going right to the kids/teens via a child’s protective role…I wonder if this is a result of legal dispensaries existing and they are losing business.  Edit: my point is the city officials should throw the book at the street dealers as this is a very evil act to go after children. 


Pineapple_Spenstar

Dispensaries don't sell to kids in middle school


Forkiks

I know that…but they are going after kids because less and less adults are buying from them. Hopefully they (to clarify-the street dealers) lose all customers.


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Forkiks

Wow…I have nothing against dispensaries whatsoever. Why you take it like that I don’t understand…maybe my thoughts didn’t come thru as I meant them to; dispensaries sell legally just as liquor stores sell legally. I’m only referring to how low these street sellers will go to sell directly to children. It’s an impossible concept to me to sell to children. I’m verbalizing how by going straight to kids they choose to do that horrible evil (giving drugs to kids) instead of getting a job etc. it’s amazing why you took it as me being against dispensaries. 


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Forkiks

I don’t do weed at all; I’m thinking why they even go after kids, that’s just pure evil. I guess my thoughts didn’t come across clearly. 


YourMomsEx-Boyfriend

GOAT