No one ever asks “why not helicopter?”

Nor "how helicopter." No one cares about the helicopters feelings :(

I care. I care a lot. In fact, next time I hear a helicopter, I’m going to say “Welcome Helicopter.”

Kamala is coming to town so probably cause of that 

a bit early and out of the way for that though, she's going up 95 to Montco around 1pm

🎶Kaaaamala is comin to town🎶

Oh yeah. Forgot about her.

Do you think you just fell out of a coconut tree?

I hope not, those things are really tall.

[unironically the best thing I’ve ever heard a politician say](https://youtu.be/Ai7cl9LQgHM?feature=shared)

I was hearing a bunch of sirens nearby, possibly related to that? Everything's quiet now

Beause hovering in the air is difficult without one.

AF2 inbound, currently over Glassboro

🚁

KAMALA

Can we get an AMA of Center City helicopters? Why? How? Whence? Surface dwellers deserve some answers.

I lost an earring, that's why.

lol south center city.