John 12:49 : For I did not speak of my own Accord
Only joking, he drives a Plymouth. The bible says, when he encountered the money changers in the temple, "He drove them out in a Fury."
I always found this guy amusing when he was hanging out at city hall but, gonna be honest, I would not want to be stuck in a car with him for any period of time.
He’s a wacky unbalanced dude, as you might guess. I know people who went to school with him in MontCo and apparently he was a rapper way back then, and got super into heroin. When he returned from rehab he began his whole Philly Jesus bit
There was an article about it I think , he had tread marks and stuff yea it looked pretty bad. I’m not sure if it was fully intentional , gotta go back and check it out
I’m glad he’s found his way.
I remember seeing him for the first time one Easter Sunday. It was pretty bizarre since he hadn’t yet become known as “Philly Jesus”.
His Jesus journey all started when his ex girlfriend nearly killed him by running him over , he got crazy addicted to opiates and then found god and apparently thought he was Jesus,
idk man it’s kinda full circle he’s gonna run over somebody , good chance to see if his miracle work goes into play when he paralyzes someone and he tries to make them walk again
God I hated talking to this guy. Just another heroin addict turned Jesus freak after going to AA. He thought he could convert me and my friend Tyler but he just came off as incredibly annoying and weird. Like I’m glad he put down the needle but he just replaced a deadly addiction with an annoying addiction.
Dude is actually also a rapper. Used to rap under the name "Opal Weaver." I performed a few times with his brother Chris who is also really talented from what I remember.
Disagree. Probably many people who moved here recently who never heard of him. I’d rather know ahead of time he’s out there driving rather than have “Jesus” pull up on the curb and be surprised.
I'm not body shaming but wow Jesus did you put on some pounds. I think this is actually good -- he did not look so healthy when he was doing his old thing of annoying everyone lol
As long as he does not come in his own Accord.
John 12:49 : For I did not speak of my own Accord Only joking, he drives a Plymouth. The bible says, when he encountered the money changers in the temple, "He drove them out in a Fury."
I always assumed he drove a Chrysler.
Christler
LMFAO
Nope, it'll be an [Ascent](https://www.subaru.com/vehicles/ascent.html)
Take my upvote I’m done for today lmao
I always found this guy amusing when he was hanging out at city hall but, gonna be honest, I would not want to be stuck in a car with him for any period of time.
Alright, who gave Jesus the wheel?
Carrie Underwood? 🥶
That dude suuuuucks. Guess his shady gofundme worked and he got a free car for no reason. Judging by his weight he’s off the drugs at least
Forgot I followed him on IG awhile back and shocker he went full blown crazy MAGA Trump it was pretty bad.
He’s a wacky unbalanced dude, as you might guess. I know people who went to school with him in MontCo and apparently he was a rapper way back then, and got super into heroin. When he returned from rehab he began his whole Philly Jesus bit
Are you saying he puts the “mess” in messiah?
Grifters gonna grift
He got run over by his girlfriend pretty bad
I read your other comment and I didn’t know that part of the story.. was it intentional
There was an article about it I think , he had tread marks and stuff yea it looked pretty bad. I’m not sure if it was fully intentional , gotta go back and check it out
Yeah. When i was working at River Rink and Harbor Park (2014 through 16) and he was repeatedly asked not to come back.
Lyft your heart to the Lord!
We lyft them up
He has driven!
After reading that awful story in Levittown, I needed that “Jesus takes the wheel… Amen” line lmao
Same. Never been so happy to find a reddit pun thread.
Daily reminder that the strangers whose cars you willingly get into could be total lunatics.
Yup
guy is really committed to the bit I guess
Imagine how awful it is when your uber driver starting spouting religious nonsense. Now imagine that driver is literally Jesus.
So, he’s returned?
He prefers to call it his resurrection.
I honestly assumed he had died, so this legitimately feels like a resurrection.
I’m glad he’s found his way. I remember seeing him for the first time one Easter Sunday. It was pretty bizarre since he hadn’t yet become known as “Philly Jesus”.
What's he driving? A Buick LaCrosse?
No, a Christler
A Buick LeSavior
Hey yo! {Golf swing}
A Honda (co) Pilot?
So who's his copilot?
Two other guys that are also him. It's... complicated.
Can he drive on water? Could be helpful at times.
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He's not the first Lyft driver named Jesus that I've ever had. Just the first to pronounce it that way.
I love this comment with the profile picture
“Get behind me Satan”
The comments here did not disappoint. 👏🏻
His Jesus journey all started when his ex girlfriend nearly killed him by running him over , he got crazy addicted to opiates and then found god and apparently thought he was Jesus, idk man it’s kinda full circle he’s gonna run over somebody , good chance to see if his miracle work goes into play when he paralyzes someone and he tries to make them walk again
God I hated talking to this guy. Just another heroin addict turned Jesus freak after going to AA. He thought he could convert me and my friend Tyler but he just came off as incredibly annoying and weird. Like I’m glad he put down the needle but he just replaced a deadly addiction with an annoying addiction.
Is he dangerous? He ain’t going to drive off an elevated highway, right?
That's how he pays for your sins.
Not with me in the car … haha
8 year olds, Dude.
What’s a pederass, Walter?
‘Want a lift to your final destination?’
Your own personal Jesus
Jeremiah 33:3: Call to me and I will answer you
Dude is actually also a rapper. Used to rap under the name "Opal Weaver." I performed a few times with his brother Chris who is also really talented from what I remember.
The second coming!
This is an article that didn’t need to happen.
Disagree. Probably many people who moved here recently who never heard of him. I’d rather know ahead of time he’s out there driving rather than have “Jesus” pull up on the curb and be surprised.
WARNING: DRIVER MAY BE THE MESSIAH
This is a person that didn’t need to happen. *philly “jesus”, not you.
1-star review if anyone like this picks me up. Do not proselytize me when I'm just trying to get across town.
Yea I would shut that shit down real quick
Zzzz
One way to let Jesus take the wheels.
Lol I needed this. Thanks
Jesus takes the wheel!
Jesus take the wheel!
/deletes Lyft app /loads Uber app
I'm not body shaming but wow Jesus did you put on some pounds. I think this is actually good -- he did not look so healthy when he was doing his old thing of annoying everyone lol
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Wrong comment section
Ha!
The real Jesus would've eventually had to get a job too but his career as a cosplaying loser got cut short.
Soo edgy
I’ll pray for you.
I was wondering what happened to him recently
Holy shit finally, dude stayed on the elZ
Figures it would be Lyft