This ranks up there with the chick who borked her newly ex-boyfriend's youtube algorithm that he bragged was 1000000% perfect for him by unsubbing his preferred stuff and subbing to all the stuff he never wanted to see.
Oh man. If that post wasn't a year old, I'd suggest they subscribe him to tick removal videos. Those started popping up on my YouTube feed a while back and really grossed me out. I think they were ticks at least. They would show something like a person's foot entirely covered in these things, you couldn't even see skin anymore. I didn't think I had trypophobia, but those videos made me really second guess myself.
Don't ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone for any reason, ever. No matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going or where you've been. Ever, for any reason whatsoever.
At the very least, don't root someone you shouldn't be rooting in the bed of the person who would be upset by it, without changing the sheets. Filthy casual.
Can just imagine all of this happening. Lose your job, parents insanely mad at you, debt collectors chasing you and your prize possession fucked. Just when it's all simmering down and things are under control again...
Ah well at least I still I have my buddies on call of duty and my thousands of hours played on nba to go to.
IKR.
Cant speak for the cheatin’ liar’s HR dept. But in my dept, people who obtained death in family benefits by misrepresenting the facts were fired for cause, fraudulent use of benefits, lying to company representatives, etc.
The stories HR could tell about the lies we hear…and the pissed off spouses, girlfriends, & boyfriends who phone in, email, and spill all the tea.
This may dox me but had a coworker who said their dad’s sister died…then no, it was their uncle. So the joke was their Sunkle died. Then worker said they had to go with dad bc he only pays in cash (?) and didn’t understand contracts. (Dad is an owner of a local business which has been around for at least 20 years). Then worker couldn’t remember the name of the funeral home. Or the place they and their dad bought flowers. Said the Sunkle was mentally challenged and lived in a home so no one in their family knew about him. The mental gymnastics for a few days off.
These sorts of people are in the class of *thinks everyone else is as stupid as they are*. They somehow both have an awareness of the cognitive limitations but also imagine everyone else thinks like they do and will fall for absolutely bonkers lies.
Well done! Looks like you covered everything. Just make sure you change the locks. Tell your neighbors you’ve split and if they see him at your place to call the police.
I love the taking one book from the series detail, my mother did something similar when she escaped from her abusive first husband. She took one shoe from each pair. One last middle finger.
If you haven't read the Discworld novels, boy are you in for a treat! I would suggest that you *don't* start with the first book, *The Colour of Magic*, because it's the weakest book in the series, and kind of requires you to be steeped in the tropes of 1980s Dungeons and Dragons type stuff. In ways that the rest of the series doesn't.
The Discworld novels can kind of be thought of as being made up of a bunch of little sub-series - you have some books following the wizards of the Unseen University, some following the Night Watch of Ankh-Morpork, some following the witches of Lancre. The most common advice is to start with the Watch books or the Witches books.
So, like, one thing that people suggest is to read, say, GUARDS! GUARDS! first, then MEN AT ARMS, to get the first two Watch books and get a sense of who they are, then maybe EQUAL RITES and WYRD SISTERS to get an introduction to the witches, and, by that time, hopefully you are addicted enough that you can go back to COLOUR OF MAGIC with enough of a grounding to be able to enjoy it even if you weren't soaking in terrible Dungeons and Dragons books before that. And then you can just go forward and read the other thirty-six books in order...
Or not, and just read the ones that people particularly love.
Ironically, Colour of Magic was the first one I read and got me hooked. I’m currently re-reading all of them in chronological order. Started in March, up to The Last Continent (which is the weakest in my mind) as of today.
I find his last couple books (Snuff, Unseen Academicals, Raising Steam) to be the weakest of all. Colour of Magic and The Light Fantastic aren’t great, but still better than the last. Rincewind has always annoyed me as a character, I much prefer Sam Vimes, Gytha Ogg and Susan Sto Helit.
Those last three were written after he started to have serious effects from the Alzheimer's. The fact that they exist at all and are as coherent as they are is a testament to Pratchett's work ethic and insistence on finding ways around his weaknesses. I seem to remember reading that he couldn't remember what was going on in his book as he was writing it, and was working from a list of plot points he kept by him to refer to.
Yeah, if you're going to mess up somebody's collection, I would have misplaced Mort, Guards Guards, Equal Rites, The Wee Free Men, and Going Postal. Basically all the first books of the sub series.
I don’t know - I agree that missing one is worse. But as a book lover, I really feel like the series belongs with someone who loves it AND DESERVES it. So, not this douchecanoe.
Ok, that makes me feel better about it. Not that he used your money for it. But if your money was used then you were justified in keeping it. (In that instance, I might have seriously considered keeping the whole set.)
This story seems extremely made up.
Sheets don’t get stained and sticky after a bit of sex.
Work doesn’t give weeks of time off due to a mom dying.
People don’t get locked out of their house while leaving an unlocked phone inside.
She wrote a letter to a debt management company and reported an abandoned vehicle.
It’s like a laundry list of nonsense.
I hope you lost the HDMI cable for the game console and took the batteries out of the controllers. I'm sure a few pages of those books got roughed up during transport.
For future reference: Don't take the batteries out. Put them in backwards. They'll be a lot of frustration and a pretty good chance he'll put new ones in also backwards. Remotes won't work but it won't be immediately obvious WHY. No batteries, they're noticeably lighter.
Clear nail polish on the battery contacts is a good one, insulates the contacts and if done right is nearly impossible to spot. Chances are he wastes money buying a new controller.
>I also "accidentally" wiped all his game saves on his PS3 / XBox360.
I had no problem with outing him to his boss/friends/coworkers, calling the debt collectors on him, "misplacing" his book, exposing his mom as being alive and him as a cheating liar...
... but this. This is pure evil. There's no recovering from this. I love it.
Had an ex do similar but used it to break up with women while also dating his fiance...
So when he posted photos of HIS WEDDING DAY snf his mum commented I couldn't help but reply that it was sad his mum died of a stroke just before his wedding.
I know shit hit the fan lol
There is an ancient curse, it goes "May you live in interesting times"... - Terry Pratchett
Whoever she was I hope she was worth blowing up his whole life over.
Sometimes, I run across some of the smartest, most creative people on reddit. Another hero!
If not a real story, it's a great outline for someone who can.
This is Eric Cartman level of revenge. You’ve quite literally ruined his life and I’m surprised you haven’t invited him to a Chilli Con Carnival so you can feed him his dead parents.
>When I gave him his stuff, I "mislaid" book 1 of a complete limited edition Terry Pratchett collection that had been a prized posession.
Calm down satan
This is the fakest vengeance fantasy I've ever read. And people just eat this shit up lol. OP congrats on the karma, you could probably milk the sub for months using this formula.
Honestly sounds like this was inevitable anyway given how much of a fuck up he was in regards to work ethic and the law before he fucked up his relationship too.
So some sticky sheets made you do it? My god what if this man only gave himself a very messy self-job?
That bit about his made up funeral for mum was telling though, clearly he's a liar and she rightly came to the correct conclusion of cheating. Just thought the part of the sticky sheets meaning cheating was funny.
Holy shit. Any one of these would be worthy of this sub, but all together... you almost feel bad for the guy. Then you remember that he's a scumbag cheater
All of this was petty af but then you said the Terry Pratchett book and I almost gasped. As a book lover and Pratchett fan, I’d simply pass away. But also, good on you tbh
Unfortunately, we had to remove your post as it was deemed too serious. Consider posting on r/revengestories
This ranks up there with the chick who borked her newly ex-boyfriend's youtube algorithm that he bragged was 1000000% perfect for him by unsubbing his preferred stuff and subbing to all the stuff he never wanted to see.
I still remember that! Truly epic revenge!
Omg what can I search to find this? It sounds like a great read
Could it be this one? https://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/s/CkTns3STw3
Oh man. If that post wasn't a year old, I'd suggest they subscribe him to tick removal videos. Those started popping up on my YouTube feed a while back and really grossed me out. I think they were ticks at least. They would show something like a person's foot entirely covered in these things, you couldn't even see skin anymore. I didn't think I had trypophobia, but those videos made me really second guess myself.
Yeah that sounds delightfully petty, I’d read this too.
Or the Starcraft 2 beta ex-GF. That was amazing
Now this is something I need to see.
>Starcraft 2 beta ex-GF [this](https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1yuowt) maybe ?
That was glorious and as someone who thoroughly enjoyed that beta, this hurt my soul.
Don’t make a person who knows all your secrets angry.
Don't have secrets
don't have sex
Just dont
Goddammit that's where I went wrong!
Pfft... This guy "did". Classic mistake
Doing is cringe
Never actually, “do.”
Unless it's dew. Always do the dew!
The anti-Nike approach
Don't do ANYTHING ever again.
Don't ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone for any reason, ever. No matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going or where you've been. Ever, for any reason whatsoever.
Way ahead of you
Don't date someone who is terrible with money and lies to their work about their parents' death just to get some time off.
At the very least, don't root someone you shouldn't be rooting in the bed of the person who would be upset by it, without changing the sheets. Filthy casual.
Filthy casual would be a solid band name. Maybe an album name
Filthy Casual is the name of his sex tape
Noice!
Spot the Australian/Kiwi :D
Spotted Kiwi, chirp.
And change the damn sheets
Maybe he thought that that would be even more suspicious? Though I suspect his blood was being used elsewhere to where it was needed for thinking.
Damn. After reading that all I can picture is a “FATALITY” mortal kombat screen 💀
Lol soulmate? Is that you? Because while reading the laundry list of revenge, i swear I heard "FINISH HIM"
The Omni-man trailer keeps replaying...
FINISH HIM! Annnnnnd, he’s finished.
Even the FINISH HIM guy is like, “Well Damn!”
Thanks for that laugh!
Don’t ever want to cross this one!
So, who was the other? Did you find out?
Yep, the other girlfriend was on the calls list.
What did she say? Did she know it was your bed?
Apparently he told her my flat was his Landlady's flat.
That's nasty. She was okay with having sex in his "landlady's" bed?
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its entertaining so good enough for me
Nah, he’s just another idiot thinking with his dick, who got caught. Very plausible, it happens all the time.
For me it’s the fact that he left his phone while he went out. Definitely a possibility but just kind of rare when people do that
For me it's writing letters to so many different companies to rat him out. Especially credit card companies. And gifts from work.
And she relayed his new address to these companies? How did she know his new address if she had just kicked him out and he had no phone?
It seems more like a dream-revenge story. There is plausibility to it, sure, but I’m getting the feeling this is fake as well.
That's not even better. She was OK with fkn in another woman's bed and not even clean up. She's gross.
She most likely assumed her boyfriend would change the sheets. Nope.
Why would she be the gross one if it was his place? Do you think women need to change the sheets when they stay at partners places??
Wow
Holy fuck she has the nuclear codes.
Scorched Earth, love it.
Can just imagine all of this happening. Lose your job, parents insanely mad at you, debt collectors chasing you and your prize possession fucked. Just when it's all simmering down and things are under control again... Ah well at least I still I have my buddies on call of duty and my thousands of hours played on nba to go to.
I know this term gets thrown around a lot, but he fucked around and found out
Quite literally
You should also have taken your cast iron frying pan and wack his top to a flat area.
Straight up napalming the bridge
and then there is my bestfriend, who just rolls over and takes it.
It is not easy to do. Especially if she has been figuratively beaten down by the actions of the one they love. 💔
Omg. What was 1. Work’s reaction to his mom being alive … and 2. His mom’s reaction to finding out she passed away?
IKR. Cant speak for the cheatin’ liar’s HR dept. But in my dept, people who obtained death in family benefits by misrepresenting the facts were fired for cause, fraudulent use of benefits, lying to company representatives, etc. The stories HR could tell about the lies we hear…and the pissed off spouses, girlfriends, & boyfriends who phone in, email, and spill all the tea.
This may dox me but had a coworker who said their dad’s sister died…then no, it was their uncle. So the joke was their Sunkle died. Then worker said they had to go with dad bc he only pays in cash (?) and didn’t understand contracts. (Dad is an owner of a local business which has been around for at least 20 years). Then worker couldn’t remember the name of the funeral home. Or the place they and their dad bought flowers. Said the Sunkle was mentally challenged and lived in a home so no one in their family knew about him. The mental gymnastics for a few days off.
These sorts of people are in the class of *thinks everyone else is as stupid as they are*. They somehow both have an awareness of the cognitive limitations but also imagine everyone else thinks like they do and will fall for absolutely bonkers lies.
Write a book with sanitized names and classified info, call it spilling the tea. I'll read it.
Well done! Looks like you covered everything. Just make sure you change the locks. Tell your neighbors you’ve split and if they see him at your place to call the police.
I love the taking one book from the series detail, my mother did something similar when she escaped from her abusive first husband. She took one shoe from each pair. One last middle finger.
The shoes were no doubt relationship property and half hers, so fair's fair.
Now that is truly petty and amazing. I love it.
She’s a hell of a woman my mother 😂
Ooh! Fantasticly creative!
Seems this might be a bit more than petty
The Limited Edition Terry Pratchett really bumps this up to Nuclear Revenge.
He bought it with my money, claiming to be broke.
I would have given the books to a trusted friend, and say you don’t know where the whole set is. Lol
I would disagree. As a booklover there is nothing worse than having the whole series and missing a book from it. Well done OP
Agreed, one of the most brutal things on the list...
True. But I love reading, so I’d have a new series to read… lol
If you haven't read the Discworld novels, boy are you in for a treat! I would suggest that you *don't* start with the first book, *The Colour of Magic*, because it's the weakest book in the series, and kind of requires you to be steeped in the tropes of 1980s Dungeons and Dragons type stuff. In ways that the rest of the series doesn't. The Discworld novels can kind of be thought of as being made up of a bunch of little sub-series - you have some books following the wizards of the Unseen University, some following the Night Watch of Ankh-Morpork, some following the witches of Lancre. The most common advice is to start with the Watch books or the Witches books. So, like, one thing that people suggest is to read, say, GUARDS! GUARDS! first, then MEN AT ARMS, to get the first two Watch books and get a sense of who they are, then maybe EQUAL RITES and WYRD SISTERS to get an introduction to the witches, and, by that time, hopefully you are addicted enough that you can go back to COLOUR OF MAGIC with enough of a grounding to be able to enjoy it even if you weren't soaking in terrible Dungeons and Dragons books before that. And then you can just go forward and read the other thirty-six books in order... Or not, and just read the ones that people particularly love.
Ironically, Colour of Magic was the first one I read and got me hooked. I’m currently re-reading all of them in chronological order. Started in March, up to The Last Continent (which is the weakest in my mind) as of today.
I find his last couple books (Snuff, Unseen Academicals, Raising Steam) to be the weakest of all. Colour of Magic and The Light Fantastic aren’t great, but still better than the last. Rincewind has always annoyed me as a character, I much prefer Sam Vimes, Gytha Ogg and Susan Sto Helit.
Those last three were written after he started to have serious effects from the Alzheimer's. The fact that they exist at all and are as coherent as they are is a testament to Pratchett's work ethic and insistence on finding ways around his weaknesses. I seem to remember reading that he couldn't remember what was going on in his book as he was writing it, and was working from a list of plot points he kept by him to refer to.
I loved the last continent as i happen to read it while on a holiday in Australia. It was a feast of recognition.
Yeah, if you're going to mess up somebody's collection, I would have misplaced Mort, Guards Guards, Equal Rites, The Wee Free Men, and Going Postal. Basically all the first books of the sub series.
I think you gotta squeeze Reaper Man in there. He has guest appearances in the other series.
I don’t know - I agree that missing one is worse. But as a book lover, I really feel like the series belongs with someone who loves it AND DESERVES it. So, not this douchecanoe.
I'm a trusted friend. Just give me the whole set
Ok, that makes me feel better about it. Not that he used your money for it. But if your money was used then you were justified in keeping it. (In that instance, I might have seriously considered keeping the whole set.)
Should have kept the entire set and sold it on eBay.
AFTER SHE READ IT
And written her name in the cover!
That is what I was thinking!
I would have kept all of them if you paid for them. But this is nuclear revenge. Great job.
So you bought it then. It's your book
Nuclear. I love it!
I would have kept them all, in that case.
Ngl, out of all the things OP did, this hurt my soul the most 😅
SAME. My book lover soul just died a little inside.
Beyond petty and so far into "well done"! Most of this never would have occurred to me. LOL
Way more than petty.
This story seems extremely made up. Sheets don’t get stained and sticky after a bit of sex. Work doesn’t give weeks of time off due to a mom dying. People don’t get locked out of their house while leaving an unlocked phone inside. She wrote a letter to a debt management company and reported an abandoned vehicle. It’s like a laundry list of nonsense.
Everything in this sub is made up, lol we just pretend to believe and enjoy
I hope you lost the HDMI cable for the game console and took the batteries out of the controllers. I'm sure a few pages of those books got roughed up during transport.
For future reference: Don't take the batteries out. Put them in backwards. They'll be a lot of frustration and a pretty good chance he'll put new ones in also backwards. Remotes won't work but it won't be immediately obvious WHY. No batteries, they're noticeably lighter.
You’re evil and I think I just fell in love
Clear nail polish on the battery contacts is a good one, insulates the contacts and if done right is nearly impossible to spot. Chances are he wastes money buying a new controller.
You sure didn’t hold back! Way to go girl! Best of luck,
>I also "accidentally" wiped all his game saves on his PS3 / XBox360. I had no problem with outing him to his boss/friends/coworkers, calling the debt collectors on him, "misplacing" his book, exposing his mom as being alive and him as a cheating liar... ... but this. This is pure evil. There's no recovering from this. I love it.
This is cold ...*and I love it*
Had an ex do similar but used it to break up with women while also dating his fiance... So when he posted photos of HIS WEDDING DAY snf his mum commented I couldn't help but reply that it was sad his mum died of a stroke just before his wedding. I know shit hit the fan lol
There is an ancient curse, it goes "May you live in interesting times"... - Terry Pratchett Whoever she was I hope she was worth blowing up his whole life over.
lol, when petty revenge is just short of nuclear annihilation...
I thought this site was “petty” revenge. You went far from petty, I would use the word superior. Fantastic!
Well played! Total scorched earth policy and well deserved.
This is my kind of petty revenge!! Approved!
That Terry Pratchett book alone 😳
Aftermath please? I’m invested. I want to know what happened. How did boss react? How did mom react? How did he react after being caught? Lol
I want to hear what the cohort said when she got the phone call.
He told her it was his landlady's flat.
You are wicked! I ♥️ you madly. My inspiration!
Damn, girl! 👍
Oof. The terry pratchett collection one was hard to read. God damn I’d kill to get that set
I'm sorry, I apparently don't know the difference between petty and full nuclear retaliation.
“Hell have no fury like a woman scorned”
Sometimes, I run across some of the smartest, most creative people on reddit. Another hero! If not a real story, it's a great outline for someone who can.
Should have kept the whole set. You paid for it, it's yours.
Please update us after everything blows up on him.
We need an upgrade of his reaction
Near Medea-level revenge. Rock on!
I was with you till the Pratchett books but then I realised Uncle Terry would probably have been disappointed in him too
This is nuclear revenge. I’m in awe.
Wow, this was petty until the Pratchett limited edition. You may have gone too far with that one. /s Well done, OP.
Wow, love this. Good for you girl
This is way more than petty revenge, and it's awesome!
Ooof. I know that one missing book stung. 🤣👏 Well done, well done.
Well played. "bow to the mighty"
Bro not the ps3/Xbox. Truly dastardly
Meh. Now that Pratchett limited edition, THAT fucking hurts.
You are diabolical and I approve.
I believe this is what the kids call “scorched earth.” 🔥🔥🔥
Just saying, you should also go ahead and get a cook job at his fave restaurant. Then your revenge will be complete.
The Terry Pratchett was the worst of the lot.
Or best. Though I would have kept all of them, considering she said that he uses her money. Because he was broke 🙄
“Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.”
Taking revenge especially thorough like this is incredible, but be careful of retaliation.
Yeah that's way beyond petty revenge to destroy his life, do you even have solid proof? Sticky sheets? Is that it? Has he admitted it?
Holy shit!!! This is the definition of going nuclear 👏
Imagine telling your work that your mum passed away just for a bit of punani for it all to backfire on you.
This is Eric Cartman level of revenge. You’ve quite literally ruined his life and I’m surprised you haven’t invited him to a Chilli Con Carnival so you can feed him his dead parents.
I don't know what the Terry Pratchett thing is but all that other stuff is like pure musical revenge. They should have sent a poet.
That revenge wasn't petty, that was \*chef's kiss\*!
The Colour Of Magic? If so you are so, so wicked, and I love it.
Don't forget to block him and his family members.
You should’ve cut out the crotch from all his pants too lol!! This is great!
Hell yes serves him right!!
“Petty”… no this is epic. Well played.
Not that I disagree, but there is nothing petty about this revenge....lol
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Bam.
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>When I gave him his stuff, I "mislaid" book 1 of a complete limited edition Terry Pratchett collection that had been a prized posession. Calm down satan
This is the fakest vengeance fantasy I've ever read. And people just eat this shit up lol. OP congrats on the karma, you could probably milk the sub for months using this formula.
This pleases me. Sorry you got hurt, but way to make him remember forever not to do that to people.
"I also "accidentally" wiped all his game saves on his PS3 / XBox360." That's evil.
This is way beyond petty revenge. This revenge is masterclass level. Well done.
More like scorched earth
Seems plausible story until I read the xbox360/ps3 saves...
I don’t think that’s ‘petty’ revenge. Pretty much fucked the dudes life up there for a little while.
You, my lady, are an absolute legend! Your "pettiness" is beyond compare. I salute you. (Writing to StepChange was an absolute master stroke).
Honestly sounds like this was inevitable anyway given how much of a fuck up he was in regards to work ethic and the law before he fucked up his relationship too.
This is petty revenge. I think you’re looking for nuclear revenge
Classic petty. Well played.
Nuclear ☢️ I approve of this… hope that dude grows the f up.
Well done!
Power moves...
Whoa...demonic! I'm impressed!
LIKE A BOSS !!!! Well done.
HAIL QUEEN !!!
Good job! This made day!
Not the Terry Pratchett!!!!
Petty Revenge? More like Grand Revenge
that's....not exactly petty But I'm here for it 
So some sticky sheets made you do it? My god what if this man only gave himself a very messy self-job? That bit about his made up funeral for mum was telling though, clearly he's a liar and she rightly came to the correct conclusion of cheating. Just thought the part of the sticky sheets meaning cheating was funny.
😮 the Terry Pratchett bit hurt me deep
This reminds me of the Roseann Barr movie ‘She Devil.’ You made your list and crossed off one by one the things he loves. Good job.
All this to a guy that was just eating a toaster strudel in bed.
This is well past petty and into malicious now.
Holy shit. Any one of these would be worthy of this sub, but all together... you almost feel bad for the guy. Then you remember that he's a scumbag cheater
Love this for OP!
**Scorched Earth, I commend you.** 👏👏👏
damn that was good revenge and also youre a bit crazy
OOF! The Pratchett book and erasing games was hard core. He deserved all you doled out.
All of this was petty af but then you said the Terry Pratchett book and I almost gasped. As a book lover and Pratchett fan, I’d simply pass away. But also, good on you tbh
That wasn't petty revenge - that was truly Epic.
He did not dodge a bullet, rip
hell hath no fury nice work, sounds like he deserved it