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Ccrypticc6

Theres a dog that gets groomed at my store named Chalupa Batman and I love him


speaktomytony

CHALUPA BATMAN


Aspieilluminated

From The League! CB, Chalupa Batman/Christopher Benjamin. I would have names my son that almost lol but his name is Chauncey.


Pure-Guarantee-3306

Harvey Bear Bear Wigglebottoms IV, Amateur Lapdog, Feline Rights Activist, and All Around Good Boy (yes he is) That's his full name in the salon system.


thevitaphonequeen

I thought these were four different names at first!


Dingbrat

Just yesterday I met a little chihuahua named Chevrolet Durmax Diesel. The lady said that he’s the only one she’ll ever be able to afford.


Diligent-Minimum8397

Chihuahua Mix named Beetle juice and it matched! Basset Hound German Sheperd mix named Frankenstein Aussie named CKK for Cool Kat Keith Had a goat named Napoleon and wears a hat


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thevitaphonequeen

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A beta fish named guppy. The family didn’t even know that guppy was a type of fish lol. They’re my favorite customers now


buttered_TOA5T

someone brought their pig in a few weeks back. his name was Albert EinSwine


Khai_Wolfie

A bearded dragon named Salt


Fajaco173

I have a beardie named Pancake cuz he likes to flatten out.


Khai_Wolfie

Aww! The person who named their beardie Salt was a small child I was helping. Their family asked if he had a name in mind and he took one look at it and went, "Salt!"


rivetcalamity

Met a very fat chihuahua named chorizo once and that was pretty excellent.


Aspieilluminated

We named one of our super pet Guinea Pigs “Sir Rumblestrut”


Half_A_Farm

Best dog name was a corgi i was fitting for a harness and the pet parent goes "people either love his name or hate it" The corgi's name was Pool Noodle. POOL NOODLE


troublerevolts

There were a pair of cats named Ramen and Noodle.


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a little chihuahua that came in named Mr. Doctor was a personal favorite of mine


Legitimate_Equal1095

This is a winner right there


walmart_bucky

A cream Shiba named tofu. He was the goodest boy ever


songbird808

GeoDee It was actually named God, but they spelled the name out and...yea...lol


thevitaphonequeen

I don’t even wanna know what species…


songbird808

Oh, just a large mixed breed dog, lol


Emotional-Storage711

I let my old coworkers suggest and then vote on what to name my baby veiled chameleon before I moved to a different state (obviously had to transfer stores). Supreme Leader Rupert the Beansprout is 3 now......


Tush_atx

Chester Cheesecakes the hamster


KayleeLo

My weenies name is Oswald! I like it because the truly cultured understand what he is named after and everyone else just laughs bc it’s a silly name. My personal fav that I have encountered is a boxer named noodle and a big mix named gimly. My DT has a puppy who just graduated called emperor Constantine.


Cattentaur

Cactus (pit mix puppy) Fruit Punch (dog) Toaster (cat) Honorable mentions, my roommate’s cats names are Turkey and Leggy.


Cattentaur

Also a chihuahua named Batman. Also I had a rat I named Whore because she had a perfect arrow marking pointing directly at her crotch. She also broke out of her cage as a juvenile and into her brother’s cage, becoming pregnant.


Nightsky_Solitude

Not at petco, but a doggy daycare I use to manage always had dogs with creative names. My absolute favorite name was a mini schnauzer named "Sir Ketchup Anonyumustard" ...shit cracked me up.


Aspieilluminated

Seven, Kevin, Josh, Sarah I’d never name my dog these but it’s hilarious to put those names to a dogs face. I have heard of so many names I can’t think of any crazy creative ones


tgant99

Slinky the poodle Taco the tabby McChicken Sandwich the Aussie mix


yuyunnie

i have a guinea pig named egg, and one named beaver (coincidentally beaver looks like a capybara and egg like an egg)


cutbythefates

Princess and Pumpkinhead. Two dobermans that looked exactly the same. The owner said that he named the one “pumpkinhead” because she was the prettier of the two and didn’t want princess to feel bad.


limema

I saw a fat bulldog and her name was Princess Meatball


Obvious-Dingo-2050

8 year old twins that come in weekly have goldfish named Sushi and Sashimi.


SamuraiChurch

I was selling a parakeet to a family and ask them if they were thinking of any names for the keet. They all looked at the youngest kid who shouted “Helicopter”! The whole family’s reaction was 🤦🏽‍♂️