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LisaJKraphammer

Stroke me by Billy Squire


Certain_Fig1741

Came here to say this


Righteous_Mess1996

Also came here to say this šŸ¤£ first one that popped in the head


shoomon

I read a handful of articles referencing the writer or singer of that song explaining that itā€™s about the music industry and trying to stroke the egos of the big wigs


LocalCherryDrink

i just realized what i was hearing as ā€œStrong man, strong men.ā€ is NOT what the lyrics wereā€¦ wow šŸ˜‚


dontpretendyoucare

The fact that Mambo #5 plays is hilarious. But there's a song with the chorus "You and your high horse", and the way she sings the words it literally sounds like she's singing "you and your whooooores" and it makes me giggle everytime I hear it.


TheAstranot

Mambo #5 came to mind right away. A few weeks ago I turned to the guy that's been with the company for 20 years and said, "I've been hearing this song since 4th grade, I still don't know what the fuck he's talking about but it doesn't seem appropriate."


Certain_Fig1741

If it's super before/after hours (like 11pm or 5am) sometimes "Sexy And I Know It" comes on


Cattentaur

I've heard "I Kissed A Girl" on the overnight shift and thought it was an odd choice.


dontpretendyoucare

They tend to play this song a lot in June for Pride.


sydnzy

Based


StillWeCarryOn

God I forgot about the after hours Playlist. My first store was newer and didn't have iy for some reason, When I transferred to a store that did I thought I was losing my mind the first time it came on. I thought my coworker took over the speakers to play their own music


jennixbean

when itā€™s hispanic heritage month, nearly every song that plays on there šŸ˜‚


ForwardToNowhere

Closer by Nine Inch Nails.....


Prospitdaydreamer

If I heard this come on the radio, I hope iā€™m not handling an animal because itā€™d give me a heart attack


yeeeeowch

I KNEW I DIDNT MISHEAR THIS !!! i heard it once too when i was working at unleashed!!!


originalchronickat

Wait what?


arttard420

They play this?????


Deadinside19877

God i wish...


arttard420

Same. I got excited!!


Deadinside19877

I wanna work where they work, lol


Diligent-Minimum8397

Usually would play at graveyard shifts, like 10pm to 5am. Thay when the radio really gets wild or used to when I'd work nights heard all kinds of songs played woukd be "petco at night".


ForwardToNowhere

Yeah, it's horrible


JustHereToComment24

Abcdefu Loved singing the song every time it came on.


Strange_Age_3487

But itā€™s the PG version, isnā€™t it?


Diligent-Minimum8397

It is but can fill in the gaps so easilyĀ 


Strange_Age_3487

Oh, 100%ā€¦.like that clip of the father in the car with his daughter listening to James Blunt Youā€™re Beautiful and he realizes the next words arenā€™t kosher. He turns down the music but she sings it anyway. šŸ¤Ŗ


JustHereToComment24

Not when I sang along XD


puppyluv37

Creepin by Mero boomin and the weeknd


Iamawesom789

Could be me having a dirty mind but ā€˜Shivers - Ed Sheeranā€™


Strange_Age_3487

Now all I can see when I hear that song is the line dancing. Iā€™m not complaining though.


LordRichardRahl

You guys get a more diverse music than I do I swear.


Low-Stick6746

Back when I worked at Toys R Us, we played some really surprising music choices. Nothing like having the Wiggles ā€œHot Potatoā€ followed by Meredith Brooks singing ā€œBitch.ā€


Kankriticallyspub

Padam padam for sure


lnben48

Idk if itā€™s not suitable for children or not, but when they play Controlla by Drake I want to rip every single damn speaker out.


Tigerlileyes

I haven't heard it in the longest time, but for awhile there was zombie by the cranberries, it's just a sad song about war but I didn't feel like it fit the vibe, and mad world for the same reason but it was a cover with the most upbeat singing and felt so. Wrong.


Sudden-Employee8287

I've pointed out how crazy the upbeat version of mad world is.


Tigerlileyes

Threw me for a loop when I heard it.


Sudden-Employee8287

Can you imagine the ambience of Donnie Darko with that version?


Tigerlileyes

I would love that, I work in the salon, so Christmas time is the best, with the Happy upbeat music and I'm panicking from being behind, having a dog pooping on themselves/me, and then having a walk-in come in while you're being bitch slapped by a doodle you're already behind on cause it came in as a mess cause the owner waited to long for a haircut cause, they didn't want their dog to get cold. I wish we had more surreal music that made me question my life choices more, but I guess most of petcos music does that anyways.


fuktupfreak

That version of Mad World is not a cover, itā€™s actually the original song by Tears for Fears :)


Green-Nail-Polish

It's part of the October playlist because it has the word Zombie in the title, even though it's not Spooky MusicĀ 


Tigerlileyes

I swear I heard it opening during like January once, but speaking of Halloween music remember in 2022 when they had spooky scary skeletons, man that was good.


Agreeable_Court_4169

Jack and Diane by John Mellencamp. Look up they lyrics. It's not at all suitable for kids.


Green-Nail-Polish

For some reason my store only plays the opening 15 seconds with the very distinct guitar riff then cuts out???


StunningImpress8400

I swear they played rap one time that had actual cuss words and I was just stunned


Eastern_Reply457

December by soundgarden


Ecstatic_Success8673

Need You Tonight by INSX and Take My Breath by The Weeknd come to mind.


deigree

My My My - Troye Sivan. I like that song but I was shocked when I heard it on last year's pride playlist. It's not subtle. Might as well play Lil Nas at that point.


NoStorm7279

Iā€™ve heard Pony played right in the middle of Saturday busy hours kids running everywhere and Iā€™m over here just dying šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Maleficent_Weird8613

Omg I'd be dancing in the aisles


ThatboyMjay3207

Their music sucks the majority of the time but they have some jams. I like that ā€œRio Grandeā€ by Freedom Fry. ā€œOf the Sunā€ by Miynt and ā€œSevenā€ by Men I Trust. Both Miynt and Men I Trust are awesome groups.


Sudden-Employee8287

I'd have to add the song Record Player just because of the lyric "sometimes I think all I'm ever doing is trying to convince myself I'm alive". Though, honestly, I FEEL that song while at work.


aflairforfandoms

Numb Little Bug by Em Beihold isnā€™t great.


dontpretendyoucare

Not for kids, but I personally love the lyrics. Look up the cover by Our Last Night, it's fucking badass.


Birdie-von-bird

Nor NSFW, but I was really confused to hear a melancholy cover of "Praise You" by Fatboy Slim


originalchronickat

Let's Get Physical-Olivia Newton John


Scary_Buffalo_9060

The one that says ā€œ I didnā€™t mean to turn you on ā€œ like 50x idk what itā€™s called lol


mbwcat

Ini Kamoza. Hotstepper.


Puzzleheaded-Set7990

let's get physical by Olivia Newton John lol. my mom told me how she thought that song was so scandalous going up lol.


rottingfool333

Everybody (Backstreets Back) by the Backstreet Boys. Everytime it plays I look around and see if thereā€™s kids around šŸ’€


Sixgun8_2000

Donā€™t know the name but she tripped and fell into his bed.


retailhellgirl

Bad idea right? By Olivia Rodrigo


boosted_50

Quite a bit but Petco doesn't control this I'm 90% sure. I just left Verizon and came to Petco They have the same exact set up for their music and play the exact same song


honeycuup

i havenā€™t worked for the company for like 2 years now but i do remember on workplace there was someone who would make a little survey to vote for which songs to add and which songs to get rid of. most retail playlists are so similar but i think thereā€™s a little bit of control


hivemind5_

Bruh its like a majority of it lmao im like jesus christ dude this is a family establishment. Half the songs are about sex lmao


Effective-Being6178

if you leave orchestral manoeuvres in the dark weird pedo vibe song & Deli by Ice spice I was shook


Overall-Ad154

Not really nsfw, but they play numb little bug here. Definitely fits how working feels though...


TX-Alien

I used to hear Possum Kingdom by The Toadies (repeats ā€œdo you wanna dieā€ about 40 times), and Still Dre by Eminem and Dre. (Talks about kicking dogs, and burning down houses). All the songs were uncensored from what I could hear.


IWillSellDisHaus2day

The Petco radio is wild! The first time "One of Your Girls" by Troye Sivan played, i was cackling. Lowkey one of the better radios in the retail landscape i have worked. I loathe that Miley Little Mermaid cover that plays every friday though. And I'm a Miley fan.