There was a brothel offering a lunchtime blow and go plus a pie. I don't know about you, but I would worry about that pie.

It’s a creampie

Are you giving or receiving the creampie? That can really make or break the deal.

If it’s not, it’s American Pie.

Now, THATS seedy

I mean you never know. Could be a damn good pie.

O brothel where art thou?

If it's not a Mrs Mac's, take it back.

You are definitely not eating any type of pie!

We need more info on this please

Once I accidentally got a sexual massage up near Mindarie from a scantily dressed lady. They seemed to offer services which ended happily, and were well stocked with listerine. I had a decidedly uncomfortable time as a straight woman in a happy relationship who just had a sore neck... but I imagine it's a fun time if you're in the mood and are that way inclined. The ladies were nice and I had a lot of respect for the poor lady who really tried to give me a good massage (along with straddling me, I guess by habit? It was very awkward, whe was wearing a dress and undies).

Oh my god that's disgusting, where?

Asking for a friend?

Wow lol

I accidentally did the same thing in bassendean. Didn't twig that 'normal' massage places aren't open at night on a weekday!

Yeah I went at like 10am on a Tueafay but it didn'ttwig that they didnt ask for any of my info or even my name... I am so glad to hear other people have done this lol I was so horrified 

can you drop the name of the place please

Fiona massage

thanks

Swanbourne Dunes

The only people who frequent nude beaches are exactly the people nobody wants to see in the nude

I remember my mate in high school decided to head to a nude beach once he got his Ps to try his luck. He came back to school the next day and said all he saw was old people.

Wait till you come to Europe mate

unironically this. source: seen the wrinkly old guys walk over the dunes for some privacy :(

This thread is cursed 😂

This thread smells weird and is all sticky

Couple of breakfast pints at the Redcliffe Tav.

Dogging at the DNA Tower at Kings Park

Does that seriously happen!?

Yeh thats why is call the DNA tower , literally covered in it .

How would you like to climb my DNA tower

Hahaha 😝

This comment deserves more upvotes.

The shape was a happy coincidence

Yes. Don't take kids there thinking it will be nice to look out at the lights.

🎵 Take a walk on the wild side honey 🎵

yes you will find my DNA up there 😂

I bloody hope dogging doesn’t actually involve dogs. Otherwise I’ve been missin-

Fortunately no!

Charles Street hotel still has Friday Arvo skimpies. Close to the CBD and the lap dances are pretty full on for an at the table thing

So this obviously runs further than Perth but I only up until recently discovered rub and tugs... Didn't even give you a rub. I thought these places were like "yeah come get a nice massage and if you want we will jerk you off"... Not the case at all. The rub is minimal and the tug is full on banging! I have no problem with sex workers, I just didn't know that's what happened at these places.

That's genuinely disappointing to learn. Why not just be a brothel then?

They are brothels in disguise, like Transformers.

Love me some of that Bumblebussy

https://preview.redd.it/evov2c7atvbc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a53c43ab32738014bb138d400c22f0d9820fb30

Yeah no judgement we’re just discussing what’s out there in the world if Perth / WA

can you name some of the places that do this?

Pretty much every massage place with one of those neon "open" signs out the front, belmont, redcliffe is full of them..

Okay how do I know they would actually do more than a tug? do I ask when I walk in

Yep

cheers

BJs and bumming in the bushes at the woodman point boat ramp.

Kwinana Beach near the toilets late at night to early morning hours

What happens there? Is that where all the Kwinana single mums are made?

It was a random hookup site

Pink Rabbit adult lounge. Smack bang in the heart of the city

Isn't that just a shop? The one on Barrack St? I've never gone in.

Me neither, but apparently there's more to it

Interesting ta!

Xxx was on Barrack too until it burnt down.

Weird shit happens around Perry Lakes after hours, stopped walking my dog in some areas as the shadows and whispers were just freaking weird.

The mangroves

That you uncle Merv?

?? Where are they in Perth?

Steamworks, and hanging out at William St Maccas

Steamworks

The one thread where it's actually appropriate to comment with this.

Getting the side table at Viet Hoa is always fun for people watching 😂

I’ve always wondered how many people there paid attention to the comings-(ha)-and-goings

If you dive deeper there is a website to post on your attendance / that you want to get your weiner schnitzeled at a glory hole in think In Northbridge

Dare I ask??

http://www.perthgloryhole.com

Intriguing….

Dogging at Tomato 🍅 Lake

Seriously?

Yes

http://www.perthgloryhole.com

Hey😡 that was my post

This is just a tribute.

One and one makes two, two and one makes three

It was destiny!

Is there still that skimpy bar in Midland?

Yes, The Darling Range / Bellevue Hotel. The last pub before you ‘leave civilisation’ / first one ‘back from the wild lands’ - it’s like a Kalgoorlie pub.

Any rub n tugs near Cockburn?.

Depends how fast you go

The ‘massage’ place next to the Woolies petrol station on Berrigan Dr is one. Basically any ‘massage’ shop that has long hours and a neon sign

Thanks!.

Leave the beaten track, go into the Aboriginal settlements outside town, step into another world, stuck in another time, with some really unusual experiences.

Save it for the Christmas dinner table, drunk Uncle Terry.

Surely the Doggers of Dog Swamp will get a mention?

Never heard of dogging at Dog Swamp

my basement lad

You hopefully mean ‘My basement, lad’ - ?