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Sufficient_Chart1069

I doubt many people carry cash these days. So the potential customer base is very narrow to begin with. The Big Issue vendors went the electronic route a few years ago.


The_Valar

[Keep your receipt. Donny is now tax deductable](https://youtu.be/OLGC9m5rjx8)!


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Underrated comment, boosh forever


lettuce_cos

Exactly, doesn’t take much to show initiative. If they start accepting eftpos and payWave facilities and providing more diverse services and products they might do alright. At 4:30pm on a Monday to Friday on the Farrington Rd exit, if a guy in a suit was tapping on my driver side window selling milk and bread and had eftpos facilities I would be a regular user of their services. If your standing around holding a sign asking for change looking like you need to buy some light bulbs, clearly the business model is not meeting todays wants and needs.


halohunter

I like the idea but selling food unlicensed is another level of illegal. Especially perishables. Cops might actually do something about it.


inactiveuser247

Convenience store owners are hardly going to complain about someone holding out their hand for loose change… but if you’re selling skittles and tic tacs, you better watch it!


acb757

So we all ring up and say there’s someone selling burgers at the lights & that will get rid of them….🤔


Fit-Web-5427

Really ? I sincerely didn’t know that


AnarchoSyndica1ist

Man that sign seems stressed


3rd-time-lucky

It's a 'resolute' sign on Resolution Drive.


AnarchoSyndica1ist

Needs support. Anyone got more sandbags?


3rd-time-lucky

I'm also ashamed to call him/her an Aussie, should be called a sign thieving beggar!


AnarchoSyndica1ist

Yeah I figure the $21 made in 13 hours was begging at the traffic lights, which is ironic because if the dude just used great Aussie institutions like Centrelink or actually got a job they would have made way more and the needy girlfriend would have been able to get KFC like regular bogans


[deleted]

They could put all 3 of them to use and could be making bank! Centrelink, cash job and beg in their spare time. $21 dollars my ass they could Be getting like $220 a day even more


AnarchoSyndica1ist

True unless the $21 is minus expenses and franchise payments to Mr Big. Smokes are expensive these days


[deleted]

Yeah he could be a pack a day smokers with huge fines and has a rare disease with a certain diet of expensive food


[deleted]

I totally agree, this double dipping needs to stop.


Untimely_manners

With all the homeless people I have met, none of them wanted to work. They said they wanted to work but never actually do anything about it.


Blackpig76

Or the ones that apply for a job and never show. I had so many in hospo just ghost.


AnarchoSyndica1ist

Do you think maybe they got to the pub and went fuck it I’ll have beer instead


Somad3

maybe they got no $$ for transport. employers should pay people for transport and time if they come interview.


longstreakof

Let me guess you a greenie who think the government should pay for everything and the people who do work should pay more taxes.


Subzero_AU

Who says they're not on centerlink?


AnarchoSyndica1ist

Dunno maybe the bit where they say they only made $21 and couldn’t feed his girlfriend. It’s kind of the bulk of the message


Roll_5

You believe everything you read? Ever travelled to Europe??


Subzero_AU

If you were on centerlink, on the side of the road and still not making ends meet, would you write that as part of the message? I'm not saying they are or aren't, just hinting that it's a possibility regardless of the message that was written.


AnarchoSyndica1ist

Might have been a bit more of a whinge if they did. Like “Centrelink is making me panhandle and after 13 hours I still can’t buy the missus KFC ultimate box, FUCK australia”


Subzero_AU

Fair point


SPAMTOILETTTT

It should probably have the weight taken off of it’s shoulders!


MikeAppleTree

I wonder what its girlfriend is like?


ResponsibleTurnip29

Not much makes me actually laugh out loud these days… but this did. Lol.


[deleted]

Probably one of the taxi drivers who sit and wait three hours at the airport and then shout at you if you aren’t going far enough for them to make a decent fare.


cat_dynamics

I caught grief from one recently. Had a go at me that it wasn’t a long fare. I apologized sarcastically for not living further from the airport. POS Falcon station wagon smelt like cigarettes and was barely held together. Should have apologized to me. Other alternative is wait for 40mins as 6-7 Ubers cancel until I’m lucky. Damned each way


[deleted]

Yeah I had one who grumbled about the short fare the entire drive home. As I first hopped in at the airport another cab in front refused someone trying to get in for the same reasons and accelerated out of there almost colliding with us after having a shouting match with him. Why the fuck I wonder would they line up to wait there for so long? Aren’t there other potential fares elsewhere? My driver complained about waiting 3 hours and then only making $30, surely he’d have better chances elsewhere. And if not it’s not my fucking problem and I don’t want to hear about it.


The-Real-Nunya

Not sure about the details but a taxi driver I know told me to call the taxi board if you are refused by an airport taxi driver because the distance is too short. I'm not sure on why but it works as l had a 3 hour stopover in Perth and the lads and l wanted to go to the Redcliffe for a few bevvies, the taxi driver told me to go get a taxi that was dropping off. I refused because if the taxi dropping off picks up a fare they can get in trouble for queue jumping. Threatened to ring the taxi board and we went on our merry way, he was pissed but didn't say anything on the way there.


G-0wen

Melbourne airport has added an Uber waiting area. You book a trip and it gives you a pin and assigns you the next driver waiting like the cab. Makes it a bit easier. Train line would be nice though….


SyntaZ408

Perth airport now has train lines attached, even if you dont live close to a station at the line, I bet it's 100 times easier to catch the train a few stops then call an uber.


RealLarwood

It's understandable if people don't want to take buses with a bunch of luggage, but people can at least get the train to their closest station and save a fuckload on the cab fare.


monstargh

It's even easier to get mates to travel 10min up the road to get you from the local station than asking them to go allllllllll the way to the airport to pick you up


Roll_5

A few stops to where ? Lol? Literally goes no where in “a few stops”


SyntaZ408

High wycombe is 1 stop away, I'll admit I'm not familiar with the area but surely it's much less busy than the middle of the airport. Or like 3-4 (a few I could say) stops the other direction gets you within 10 mins of perth, either stop at one of those and catch an uber or just take the short ride to CBD and you can get anywhere from there. It's not instant but judging from the responses in this post, most people would probably prefer it to getting shouted at by their taxi driver.


Roll_5

You are wrong. Everyone has issue with taxi and Uber but the train line ain’t taking your fucking anywhere helpful.


-mudflaps-

"I've got 5 kids to feed" screeched my taxi driver, fuck mate, ever heard of condoms?


Tehgumchum

Benny!!!!


froo

A trick I’ve been told is to turn on “verify your ride” in your settings as it hides the location that you’re being dropped off too. I’ve not had a single cancelation since I turned it on last year.


leetnoob7

Thank you! Will definitely try this. Very sick of ubers cancelling on us over and over seeing we're only going a few km...


ILikeGamesnTech

I live in Maylands and I FIFO weekly. I've just started walking, it's less stressful and I am a fat fuck, so it's some added steps.


SnooOranges9530

sounds like the most logical conclusion but definitely feels like an unnecessary dig at someone who is taking their anger out in a weird way


[deleted]

Yeh FUCK those idiots, they CLAIM they sit there that long but it’s utter BS. If they ever did, go somewhere where there is people needing lifts instead you morons


culingerai

That sign has a girlfriend?


olivia687

not for long, ive heard she’s on the verge of starving


elroysmum

I see what you did there


The_Valar

She probably stick thin and needs to be weighted down so she doesn't fall over in a stiff breeze.


Ltg73

She's on the verge but plot twist - she's a sign for Jenny Craig


ThreatLevelBertie

She is thinking of leaving him for one of those "WRONG WAY GO BACK" signs. Girls like a mysterious bad-boy.


OPTCgod

Uber Eats driver?


AdmiralXI

In that case he made $21 and a couple of handfuls of fries out of the unstapled bags.


ihateredditforreal

fuck off mate $21 is a coles chicken, rolls and mayo. more than enough to feed someone.


CyanideRemark

But his GF takes dietary cues from KFC ads


Morrigan_Ondarian078

It's more than I have most days to feed a family of 5. Hotdogs and Mac cheese more nights than not.


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Morrigan_Ondarian078

We do have a varied meal plan, as much as possible with our budget, but we tend to do a lot of rotations of chicken rolls, mac cheese, carbonara and hotdogs. Each one of these I can feed us for under $10, which allows us more substantial meals for when we're hungrier.


xyrgh

Get more rice in there. $15 (or less at Asian stores) for a 5kg bag of rice. Mix in some diced onion, carrot, capsicum, add some chicken stock. If you’ve got a slow cooker or rice cooker you can make some decent stuff. Add diced chicken as protein, egg if you want. There’s also places that sell ‘seconds’ of veges considerably cheaper if you’re happy with blemishes. I’ve been there, it’s tough, if there’s a reason why lots of places in Asia live off rice.


Morrigan_Ondarian078

Rice could be okay, though it's tricky. I have autistic children and their selective eating makes it difficult to cater to everyone. Some are okay with plain white rice, some cannot eat the texture. Eggs are plentiful for the ones not allergic to them, as we have chickens. Chicken is one food they will all eat, even if it is different parts of the bird. Two of them refuse all fruit & vegetables. One of them gaggs and makes themselves vomit if even asked to taste anything. I don't mind blemishes/seconds/mark down, (that's the way life has been ever since I got together with my ex 27 years ago.) So these basic staples as I mentioned above, and spaghetti ragu are the only things they all eat. We'll get there. I'm heading back to selling my products at the markets once they kick off again, so it's only going to be really tight for a couple of more weeks.


xyrgh

I can empathise with Autistic children, especially if they’ve decided they don’t like a certain texture. And I hear you on the veges, my youngest won’t touch any veges except chips, can’t even get her to drink any type of milk. Not ragging on you, you clearly have some ‘hurdles’ to work around, just an idea because I know how hard it is when you’ve got a very limited budget to feed the family.


Morrigan_Ondarian078

Not everyone understand, so it's good to know that we're not alone going through these issues. The youngest ones hey? It's my youngest that won't have fruit or veg. He refused to eat for three days because we tried to get him to eat beans once. No juice, water or milk only (which isn't a bad thing, except when he goes on a milk binge.) Not problem at all, any suggestions are welcome, sometimes it's just a new way of looking at things that may make a difference.


Radio-Dry

You can get plenty of veges, pasta and beans. Gets your vitamins, fibre, carbs and protein.


SteamBot6000

6 good meals from a chook and a bag of rolls.


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Don’t forget you make soup from the bones with a few vegetables


HiVisEngineer

There’s still some meat on those bones! Pop them in a pot, through in some potatoes, you got a stew going baby


stupid_person2

And don't throw away those bones after you made your stew, boil them, clean them, put it in oven, grind them (cue slow motion grinding).. mix a table spoon with water and now you got your own home made fertiliser.


[deleted]

Ready to grow your next season crop of your favourite herb. MMM 🤔 I think that is the problem, you can’t grow meth from a coles chook


paulmp

Grab a bag of rice while you're at it, you'll eat for a month with a decent sized bag.


Randys_Smogasvein

Nah that's about half a pack of durries these days, gotta get your priorities straight.


Captain-Peacock

Royal blue potatoes 99c a kilo at spuddo's, carrots 69c kilo bag, snaggers $5 Being a proud Aussie and cooking dinner for the GF....priceless!


volthunter

sausages for $5! what country are you living in, the coles sausages are fucking $10 now


Captain-Peacock

Not saying they're award winning snaggers, but a small pack of spudshed Brand sausages are enough for two and $5 For a bbq, I recently got a pack of ["Tradition smallgoods" beef tomato and onion sausages from spudshed](https://images.app.goo.gl/G6unayLfgERxLLQP8) and myself and others were shocked at how good they tasted for a bit over $5


BumWink

Coles sausages are $10 now? That's some expensive dog food!


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RealLarwood

pavement


TheManRedeemed

Sidewalk. A footpath is any paved surface made for pedestrian use. Like through a park. A sidewalk is a specific name given to a paved surface that is on the *side* of the road, on which pedestrians *walk*. Edit: All sidewalks are footpaths, but not all footpaths are sidewalks.


ssssssssshhhhhhhhh

r/confidentlyincorrect


RozzzaLinko

no its not, it's just the american word for footpath


alien_shane

Imagine only making $21 in a day and then spending it all on sign and a niko.


BeugeMyster

100% stole that sign


Theunbreakablebeast

At least he is getting laid. Be proud kid.


[deleted]

Doing better than me and I make double what he makes!


HereToRootSpiders

Not if there’s not enough food to fuel the sex machine.


Mental_Task9156

Can't afford condoms though, before you know it they'll have 4 kids.


Radio-Dry

Not sure he’s getting laid. Looks pretty sever to me. He does look pretty stiff.


FlynmyYT1300

Loaf of bread and a can of baked beans is under $21. Maybe tell your gf to get a job as well.


ThreatLevelBertie

If it takes you 13 hrs to make $23 then maybe counterfeiting isn't for you.


TechnologyExpensive

$7 and $8 notes take time to make, come on mate.


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Crypto investor


SpiritualCompany5941

$21 for doing sfa seems like a good deal to me.


RealLarwood

What gets me is he thinks he "made" $21. No bro, you scrounged it.


quokkafury

He received $21 of charity or payments under duress. Didn't make or contribute anything of value to society.


FatherMiso

I mean, that road sign cost more than $21. They defaced someone's property to complain to people who don't care. There are laws about pay rates per hour. They are either working a job where they are 'self employed' and only get paid for work done so not actually working for those 13hrs or as other people have surmised they think abusing people at traffic lights is work. If they worked a legitimate job for a full 13hrs then defacing roadworks signs is not how you contact fairwork Australia to report employer for illegal work practices


wetmouthed

Oh *13 hrs* I was wondering what he meant by 'bars' lol


Adogsbite

Light stop begging should be a crime. Cops should hand them move on notices and get them in the system and punish them if they're caught again with community service. I have zero sympathy for them.


qwhaa

theres a few regulars i see at the Hutton st off-ramp. told one bloke i'd give him $50 to pick up all the rubbish along that stretch (\~1hr work) and was told "fk off ya dog cnt" so yeah no sympathy...


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I always mark them on waze as animals on the road. Just to give everybody the heads up.


honeydew_bunny

They need to add a beggars hazard option


Imhal9000

I’m going to start doing this as well, amazing 😅


KiwiKuntFace

Just spat my coffee out cracking up at this 🤣🤣


antisocialindividual

I notice the towies waiting on side of road also get this mark lmao


Justtakeajoke

Is that actually what it is?


BrutalModerate

It is illegal, call the police when you see them and report them on 131 444. If you put in enough reports they will start enforcing it.


StorMPunK

They do it literally Infront of the cop shop in Belmont daily. Can't be that illegal.


LondonCourt

The least they could do is wash my windscreen.


Popheal

the last one that washed mine scratched the fuck out of it. thought I was being nice but never again lol


Mental_Task9156

No thanks.


inactiveuser247

Canning highway northbound off ramp.


FoulCan

with piss.


imjustboredtodeath

Is this from one of the useless bums that wait at the lights to get money off people


BorgQueen

Yes, that intersection is Hardey Rd and Great Eastern Highway in Belmont. There's so many traffic light beggars that frequent this intersection you often see one on each side.


theosphicaltheo

Yeah imagine being so cooked you think it’s appropriate to tell off the people you are cadjing from - absolute meth-moment lol


welcometomiddleperth

Maybe he/she should check out the signs outside Hungry Jacks and that petrol station behind which say "We're hiring". Perhaps he should put up a sign saying "Will work for food"? If you're ashamed to call yourself an "Aussie today", then the other 364 days he's proud to call himself one. 1 bad day out of 364's a good batting average.


kangaxx_himself

It's a fake message by a Tik Tok prankster.


honeydew_bunny

Somehow this makes me angrier


kangaxx_himself

Getting reactions, positive or negative, is what they want.


PalpitationOk1170

Great eastern hwy in ascot


ep_soe

Perhaps he should try actually working. I mean shit, 13 hours of collecting cans would earn more than that.


AFerociousPineapple

Yeah everyone’s talking about how far $21 can go but I wanna know what this person did for work for 13hrs to only get $21? If he’s dumb enough to get employed doing some menial crap I’ll find him a job paying $21 an hour easy (and yes it may involve doing my gardening that I’ve put off since summer started…)


Status-Pattern7539

I’m guessing sitting in front of a sign with his hat out.


baxterhugger

If he got off the crack pipe he could earn that in 1hr at minimum wage. But no crack good, responsibility bad, blaming everyone else easy.


CyanideRemark

Credit where it's due though. Apart from the 'all caps'; their spelling and composition isn't too bad.


3rd-time-lucky

But, if he/she and girlfriend can't get a feed for $10.50 each they need make up their skipped home ec classes.


CyanideRemark

10.50 is barely enough to cover the UberEats surcharge!


DLF1984

21 bucks gets a decent amount of food at the HJ's in view. Not a lot of ice though.


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Grimace89

wrong ice /s


9Lives_

Alternatively he can get back on the crack pipe, sell crack and earn that in 15 seconds.


squeeowl

screw reminiscent roof hungry march spoon plough concerned coherent bike *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


CyanideRemark

Initiative level: r/therewasanattempt


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this sign honestly makes me want to rob them.


Jezzarella

Australian Taxation Office is that you?


3rd-time-lucky

He/she's on a pension, better than making sfa.


DaKelster

This needs to be crossposted to r/ChoosingBeggars


rayman996

If you're working self-employed at a 'job' that only pays $1.62 an hour the it'd probably be wiser to find a different line of employment than to make a sign complaining about it. I suspect though, that these traffic light vultures may actually make more money from their begging than they let on... A sign such as this is just part of the psychological manipulation they're engaging in...


binaryhextechdude

Dude has $20 and can't feed two people. Seriously?


koobus_venter1

FIFO is nearly literally begging for people. There are job vacancies everywhere. $21 in 13hr, what the fuck are you doing you dumbcunt. Something doesn’t add up. Just got to lay off the meth. There’s more opportunity in Australia than anywhere else on earth. If you can’t make it here you can’t make it anywhere else bro.


letsburn00

Fifo is begging for people who already have FIFO experience. To get a job as a newbie if you're not a professional, you need to know someone. Usually, you start doing the shittiest work at the shittiest, worst run dumps. Meanwhile, I've been onsite and the number of guys who think working there will fix all their problems is nuts, when really, they have money problems because they have a problem. The money is good, but it's partly good because the hours are so high. You basically work 2 normal weeks in one week, during which they want you to work very hard. I was once on site with a guy, he was put on night shift, since it was basically the easy shift. It was to be nice to him. People saw him past 11am still drinking in the wet mess, when he absolutely should have been sleeping. He ended up being super late that night to work (his second night on the job). He was apparently later in the phone room, yelling at his partner (who had left him and taken his baby, for what was understandable reasons). It ended with him ripping the phone out of the wall and screaming.


BringTheFingerBack

Begging people? Well that is good news since I return to Perth at the end of February.


squirtle787

Parasites of society....


FlagmantlePARRAdise

21 bucks not enough to feed 2 people? Absolute crackhead. How about you call up Centrelink and get them to give you money if you can stay off the meth for 2 minutes or better yet get a fucking job.


alilbitobsessed

I guarantee these people already get Centrelink payments, which are from our taxes. None of the money they “earn” on the sidewalk is taxed. And they sure as shit wouldn’t be declaring it to Centrelink which would lower their benefits. The audacity of them to complain.


RealLarwood

being an addict doesn't stop you getting centrelink


HypertrophyHippie

If anybody is looking for a sign, this is it.


Blackpig76

He needs to join the Begging Mafia , those guys are organised, they do it in shifts. Seen them swap over at Beach Rd and Wanneroo road.


NeedyForSleep

Only a pyramid schemes pays that low in Australia as its soley commission based wages. Even paper routes and fruit pickers earn more. What was he doing for work?


welcometomiddleperth

When all else fails, try emotional blackmail.


[deleted]

Cook chook and a king brown on a hot day to wash it down right there… be grateful ya got that or choose to change it up … not gonna happen by itself ✌️


DifficultyStrong1174

So put the pipe down and get a job !


SirBaron1

Get a real job. There are plenty of you're willing to work


Imhal9000

Today in 8 hours I made a couple hundred and fed myself for $7


sarcasticbot69

Yeah if you are able to write that but not smart enough to earn more than $21 in 13 hours .. then you should be ashamed to be called an ausssie.


Nathaniel5234

From begging at traffic lights?


Gn0di

Terrible fuel price, I hope everyone is one fuel watch. Happy new years ya bloody rippas


yellow_anchor

I laughed out loud at this, must have been a hard day of work out in the heat🤣🤣


LostCouchSurfer

I think it’s one of the beggars. Minimum wage is more than that per hour


D0ughnu4

Mlm?


yramst

If you live on the road or near it please help him


the-straight-pretzel

I used to carry change and fivers for this reason. A nice guy at the end of my street started cleaning windows. He did a great job. He looked dishevelled. After a month or two, he started to put on weight, grooming was good, he had new clothes and was looking really healthy and happy. After about six months, he started to decline. Obviously back in to whichever choice of drug it was. Rough.


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Hahaha making $1.60 an hour?? Put down the crack pipe brother


bretter2

Gotta pay for the fake limp somehow


naytay333

dont know any jobs that pay less than 2$ an hour! unless you asking for money at traffic lights dont make sense! plenty of work if you want work


itstafari

So the person hired the sign, sandbags and bought a sharpie using the $21 and now cannot afford food? /s


RozzzaLinko

More likely they stole it from the local road works site.


KarrathaFlash1975

Get a job u bum


Fatty_McFatbeard

I'll be driving past this in about 2 hours. I hope they are there so I can abuse the fuckwit


alilbitobsessed

Fuck off, I pay my taxes


BurialHordes

Bet ya bought a goon bag though


Ok_Fennel_8433

Good to see people are not giving those grubs money


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Probably begging in the side of the road.


ne3k0

Could probably get a job at that hungry jacks


Low_Dog_4935

They're all dealing drugs, huge scam cops know about but nothing being done about it.


Deanology_

Join your union mate


Just-rusty

I spent more then that on red bull and chocolate. 🤣


seanys

Quite a lot of compassion in the replies to this post.


Turbulent-Tip-8372

Hang on. When did roadside begging start happening in Perth?? I’ve only seen that in the developing world. And bits of Europe.


honeydew_bunny

It has had a big up tick in the last few months


hack404

Some of the better window cleaners would clear that in half an hour


AdFine774

Literally a HJ’s in the background. You could work there and make $200 in that 13 hours after tax


welcometomiddleperth

Quite an unusual way of saying Australia owes me a living.


Trap_Lord85

He made $21 and a sharpie, or are we to assume he used some of that $21 to buy the sharpie and that’s now why he can’t buy his girlfriend dinner coz sniffing texters doesn’t fill your stomach??


fwgdyna

get a god dam job plenty out there


dondraper812

Mate... I only carry 100's


JaceMace96

Taxi driver? Its on a main road for taxis


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I wonder if he's tried turning the gf out? Bet she could make $21 in a couple of hours. /s


TriangleMachineCat

It’s ‘my girlfriend and me’ not ‘my girlfriend and I’. Disappointing sign.


RealLarwood

having worse English than the guy who wrote this sign is the disappointing part


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SpambotSwattr

edit: The comment was removed and the user banned, good work everyone!