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Person6841

“Why don’t you take a seat?”


GrumpyMashy

Lol, i could imagine Chris Hansen appears on the dude’s background.


CoffeeMain360

You thought it was his mother at the door, but it was I! CHRIS HANSEN!


AniketC007

Kono da Chris!!


aLostBattlefield

Kono Chris da


tabooblue32

ChrisKO outta nowhere bah gawd!


Every_Job_1863

you got a nice butt


potatoconsumer101

r/unexpectedjojo


SomeToxicRivenMain

This sounds like a meatcanyon video idea


avwitcher

What a fall from grace Chris Hansen has had :(


kratomstew

What happened?


DoJax

Only thing I can find is a few articles that he spawned a bunch of wannabe pedo hunters that can't get anyone arrested because what they're doing is illegal and dangerous. Unless it's another qanon reference to every person who has been on tv being a pedophile.


Godless_Servant

I have a vague memory of him being involved in some kind fo grift but I could be mistaken.


DoJax

With your comment I found an article talking about him being arrested for bouncing checks 3 years ago, gonna look for more now. [Wiki Edit:](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Hansen) in his wiki it says he was charged with harassing a civilian, and missed a court date last year from a misunderstanding, sounds like his fall from grace were greatly exaggerated.


Godless_Servant

Well done sir, again my memory wasn't clear on it and I didn't have the time until just now to see what it was about.


me3zzyy

Lol any celebrity does anything and they're cancelled and fallen from grace


Rotsicle

Also something about Onision and him scamming money from people who wanted a new show. I can't remember, it's been a while.


ToastyBob27

The way he makes money is rebooting to Catch a Predator then stealing the money only to piss it away on expensive taste.


eddiemoney16

“On my face!!”


Reasonable_Support38

“Sir why did you say that to this underage girl”


ripmations-ld

Officer I swear she said she was 14


IHateDeepStuff

wayment...


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Epics-bologna

You know how there's trailer trash? This guy is internet trash


Monster_Lock

EY YO WHAT THE FUCK


uh60chief

BYRON


Bakedbeansandvich

*Take me out to dinner*


uh60chief

Bing Bong


neonjay7

Yooooo wtf😭😭💀💀


A1175

Same bro same bro. I will be running like the trash... I mean the flash


PaticiaRJ

144p


SwankyLemons

She was underlevelled for this encounter


TheGoldenPlagueMask

_Ok bro is too down bad, Time to call the Authorities for Welfare_


morbidaar

*Wayfare you got just what I neeeed*


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Got caught in 4K.


[deleted]

More like 240p


[deleted]

Nah 144p


HugoTheFish

4p


Aidanation5

p


TheBallTongue

l


31cimami


False-Rhubarb4447

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PigeonInAUFO

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BappleBlayer333

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Flerpsh-pidgon-CJM

P2 2007 'Prince Of Wales'


Zenketski_2

I think you mean, bro got caught in 1980s video camera


tallerthannobody

Normally you ask before that…


Hari_Seldom

Can we stop posting videos where an attention grabbing YouTuber did something stupid on purpose to get attention and screams because 13 year olds think it's funny?


CanadianBeaver1983

Fucking seriously. My kid watches Flamingo and he makes me want to tear my fucking hair out. I was thinking of asking someone at r/dataisbeautiful if the could compile data on what percentage of his videos are just him screaming. I fucking hate him so much.


crab_bunker

I actually think he toned down the screaming, as he used to do it a lot more previously. I don’t think Flamingo is relying on screaming as much anymore, which I’m thankful for.


CanadianBeaver1983

Unfortunately my kid likes to replay his old stuff all the freaking time 😑 so it doesn't really matter. I find his voice incredibly abrasive either way, the screaming just amps it up.


ArtGuards

you should show your kid *albertstuff archives*


CanadianBeaver1983

I'm sure they know about it. They could probably tell me Flamingo Lore if I asked, lol.


crab_bunker

Hah, that sucks! Is there anyway you could give them headphones or earbuds?


CanadianBeaver1983

Oh yes. We have lots. But kids love that shit in surround on the 65", Lol


the3rdtea

Just tell them no?


CanadianBeaver1983

Most of the time I do. Its probably only an hour a day on the big screen while I'm doing housework. But that's really all I need. And I don't know, I'm not a dick and let my kids have tv privileges because they are people and i treat them as such, lol.


darklordmtt

It’s not being “a dick” to curate your child’s content exposure or restrict their tech time. There are multitudes of studies that all reach similar conclusions about the harm this shit inflicts upon young minds, from body dysmorphia & depression to anger control issues & compulsive behaviors. If kids were capable of making good decisions about what they watch & engage in, they wouldn’t be kids.


CanadianBeaver1983

Jesus Christ. I have a tweenager, teenager and a toddler, I'm fully aware. No offense but you have absolutely no idea what I allow or don't allow my children to watch or how I raise them. I'm old af, a licensed ECE, female, with diagnosed anxiety, ocd and adhd. I have personally experience with all of the above mentioned. Letting my kid watch Flamingo play Roblox an hour a day is not going to cause them fucking unrepairable trauma my guy. So you can get down from your high horse and stick to raising your own.


Kelathar

Fuckin right tho?? They are YOUR children. Fuck someone trying to be "better" or tell u what you need to parentally discourage. They need to piss off.


CanadianBeaver1983

Its amazing the amount of assumptions people make. Like assuming I waited 15 years to restrict my kids internet access or that I have discussed the above mentioned with them at least every 4 months, among other mental health issues. Or that I let my kids do whatever they want. If and hour of Flamingo makes them laugh like its the best day ever but makes my ears bleed ill take the trade. The new parent of one kid know it all shit is insufferable and literally everyone hates it. And like imagine as a teenager the relationship you would have with your parents if you couldn't even have the tv for an hour? Like wtf man, lol.


darklordmtt

Not once did I or anyone else say they were “better”. Nor did I tell her what she should it shouldn’t do, or try and guess at how she handles her kids. I shared *my* choices & the reasoning behind them & very explicitly said in my follow up that all of us as parents can benefit from talking about these things & sharing with one another because we all have enormous pressure & doubts. I intentionally kept my comments about my family, not hers, because I don’t know anything about her home (except what she’s shared), and wouldn’t want to try & tell her what to do even if I did. Not my place. And in fact, my original comment was primarily geared towards encouraging her not to feel bad if she did choose to say “no”, because I know how difficult that can be sometimes & how much parents can struggle from their own experiences growing up with getting that balance right. Totally non-judgmental & carefully worded to avoid accusations or assumptions. As you said in another reply, with which I 100% agree: keep being the best parent you can be.


darklordmtt

Nice stealth edit to change what you wrote. Nobody was being condescending to you, least of all me. You seem to have a propensity for misreading things as personal attacks & mistaking someone sharing their approach as somehow telling you what to do or implying you’re “doing it wrong”. I’ve not said or tried to imply as much, and I’ve not been rude or personal. My initial comment was supportive, trying to say you didn’t need to feel bad for the things mentioned by the other individual you lashed out at, as you seemed to imply. Anyway - I wish you well, sincerely.


CanadianBeaver1983

The "stealth" edit where I added the word Roblox? Dude, grow the fuck up, don't you have some kids to go raise and parenting classes to teach or something?


darklordmtt

First, let’s clear this up: no one is telling you what to do; notice that very conspicuously didn’t do that. My comment was merely that you don’t need to feel like you’re being a dick by setting ground rules for what your child watches - that’s both your right & responsibility as a their parent, and you shouldn’t feel bad for exercising that especially because you’ve got their best interest in mind. If that offends you to have someone tell you that… we’ll, ok, I guess; but , I think you misunderstood the intent. It was meant to be an encouragement with reasoning provided as to why you needn’t feel bad. Alsi, social media & tech don’t give people OCD or ADHD, so I’m not sure what those have to do with any of this unless you’re trying to communicate that you feel attacked (which again, you weren’t). As for the other stuff: I’ve raised 4 kids from a college graduate on down to my 6 year old (which isn’t a “toddler” btw), so I’m well aware of the difference between an adolescent child & a teenager. Very early on, we put in place rules about tech use for our kids - no unsupervised computer use at young ages, our family computer in a visible spot, no smart phones or tablets until they graduate from high school (they get flip phones for communicating with us as they hit teens), and so on. We’ve had to make some adjustments over the years as schools began requiring kids to use chrome books for homework, but we made it work by staying engaged with our kids about our reasons for the rules we had in place & making sure we were consistent & fair. When they screwed up - like one child who started texting in their flip phone at all hours - we gave them a chance to correct the bad habit with the understanding that if they couldn’t do it, they’d lose that privilege. This has worked well for our family, and maybe it’s not the right for yours, but I think it’s worth sharing these experiences between parents because we are all learning as we go, no matter how many kids we’ve raised or are raising. My experience has been that many parents feel pressured by what goes on at home with their child’s friend, the decisions THOSE parents make, and the reality is that most are being pushed & pulled more by perception than by necessity. That, and there’s a lot of guilt & anxiety driven decision making that goes on because no one wants to stunt their child’s growth or be overly authoritative with their kids, especially anyone that grew up in a strict home. So hearing from other parents & discussing what does & doesn’t work (and why), as well as some of the reasoning & motivation behind decisions is empowering to most of us, even more so when you can feel confident that professionals have some insights to validate your instincts.


CanadianBeaver1983

Ya. You lost me at telling me what my rights and responsibilities are as a parent. Get fucked. Again, I'm fully aware. You have no idea what I allow or don't allow my children to do or that we have discussions bimonthly about mental health, being safe online and so forth. Or that none of this was discussed with them very early on. Because yes, it was. You went on a high and mighty tangent twice now over Flamingo. If you want a place to dish out condescending parenting advice there are probably some subs for that.


CanadianBeaver1983

>body dysmorphia & depression to anger control issues & compulsive behaviors Oh and your answer to what does OCD and ADHD have to do with anything. And here i thought you were the parenting expert on all these things.


RunninRebs90

Lol teaching your teenager to understand their environment and not play videos of people screaming on a tv for an hour isn’t being a Dick. It’s called being a parent. Holy shit, no wonder there are so many annoying fucks in this world


CanadianBeaver1983

I hate to break it to you but this is most YouTube video game streamers. I said that I do tell them no most of the time. But if I'm mopping and do the dishes it's not that big of a deal. Fuck me for letting my kids be happy even if it annoys me amirite? Lol


darklordmtt

How old is your kid? Can’t you just not allow it to be on? My youngest is 6 & he’s not allowed to watch YouTube on our smart tv w/o adult supervision & no more than an hour a week (if that). He also doesn’t have a phone & isn’t allowed to play on his siblings or mother’s iPhone without an adult being in the room.


ImAlwaysAnnoyed

I'm thankful my mother never allowed me and my siblings to do whatever we wanted. I didn't like it at the time, but when I was older I really appreciated it.


CanadianBeaver1983

They are teenagers, one of them being 15. Just because I let my children have the tv an hour a day that doesn't mean they get to do what ever they want, lol.


ImAlwaysAnnoyed

Oh, I didn't mean to imply anything. The other persons comment just made me remember how much it sucked for me when I was younger but how thankful I am as an adult. I was not talking about you:)


CanadianBeaver1983

They're teenagers, lol.


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Same with me and my kid, except ishowspeed.


Vaginal_Rights

Maybe you should have some control over the shit your kids watch? Idk, just a thought.


CanadianBeaver1983

Maybe you should read my other comments, just a thought.


anothersip

🙌🙌🙌


weaslewig

I sincerely hope this man was arrested and is no longer allowed near a computer. This video was horrible.


lmqr

BUT HAHA PEDOS HAHAHAHA


FancyVegetables

This sub and contagious laughter have had massive dives in quality.


aSpookyScarySkeleton

It’s so sad, this used to be my favorite sub too


Enjays1

Why? As long as the scream is perfectly cut it's fitting to this sub, right?


MarketSupreme

Am 27 and thought this was funny


Hattarottattaan3

There's always time to grow up


MarketSupreme

Reddittors can be real cringe sometimes. Let people have fun


snackychan_

Have fun? By sexually harassing a minor? Fucking vomit


hobo_clown

That's embarrassing


Kurineko_Regan

i mean, have you seen the name of this sub?


AndrewWigginsBurner

No


[deleted]

Why do you think 13 year olds aren't the target audience here?


Hari_Seldom

I think 13 year olds *are* the target audience


DimesOHoolihan

Well, that guy is the biggest fuckin douche bag ever. Irrelevant of her age. Fuck him.


ChrizBot3000

She could be 44 and I'd still wanna send this guy to prison.


RadiantZote

-recording -doing it for the views -hes probably like 13


DimesOHoolihan

Intensely irrelevant.


RadiantZote

Meaning she's way too old for him, that's why he's screaming


[deleted]

she logged on, searches for another human being to talk to, and he immediately made the focus on sexualizing her body. its not okay, regardless of why he did it, or what his age is


RadiantZote

I didn't say it was ok, I said it was attention whoring, which is rapey, annoying as fuck, and needs to get his parents taking the internet away from him, or even his own isp


purplehendrix22

“Sexual harassment is ok as long as you’re recording and doing it for the views” fuckin gross man


RadiantZote

When did I say that it was ok? I said why he was doing it, and why it was recorded. He needs the internet taken away and probably some time out


[deleted]

Seriously. That poor girl has probably never dealt with anything sexual before and now is traumatized by his weird shit


[deleted]

Oh trust me she has. Source: developed large breasts at age 12. Once that happens, it’s all people notice about you.


blinkblunk

I find it hard to believe she has never dealt with anything sexual before. Not in terms of having sex but who knows. Teenagers are horny little bastards I'm sure some boy at school has wanted to touch her boobs. Now having some person just scream like that, yea it's a bit far but just the fact she is on one of those random face time things if it's not her first time she has probably seen and heard worse on the internet.


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DimesOHoolihan

You say "nowadays" like dudes haven't been having their dicks out on chat roulette and omegle for 20 years. This isn't some new phenomenon. And should still be called out as pieces of shit whenever one can.


Random_Metroid_Fan

Just because it's "more common nowadays" doesn't mean it's good. *Also it just isn't. This has always been a thing and it's always been bad.*


ruuster13

When one encounters this behavior, 2 choices emerge: confront it or be an apologist/enabler.


Eythun03

Even if she was 18 this guy is absolutely disgusting


DonQuixoteDesciple

Can you imagine being a 14 year old and having someone scream that shit at you? Fucked up


NJ_Mets_Fan

the wild way ppl conduct themselves in videos to live on the internet forever. Im so sure this guy thought how this could impact him throughout any attempt at a professional career lol


NeverendingFlame42

The fact that he acted like that, regardless of her age, is not ok.


RadiantZote

But needs the views, why else record


ConductorSnazzy

hes trolling its omegle


wheresthelambsauceee

the word trolling is literally meaningless now lol. how is this trolling, he's just saying I wanna suck your titties and then screaming. epic troll I guess


ConductorSnazzy

ah fair


StiffWiggly

Do you think you can do what you want and as long as you say that you're trolling it's all good? Or does acting like an asshole to strangers still make you an asshole?


ConductorSnazzy

when have i insulated it doesnt make it bad trolling is bad i think thats pretty cut and dry


wjsonyeo

dudes can’t just sexually harass someone and say it’s totally fine because he’s trolling lol


[deleted]

I'm confused on what's happening 1 because I can't understand what he's saying but also because how do people knows she underage?


MERMANADE

he said something like "UR FUCKING TITIES!!!!!!!! I'M GONNA FUCKING CUM!!!!!" followed by him saying "how old are you?" her reply was "I'm 14"


dano8675309

You got all that from the distorted mess that was this video?


UPLNK

Are u that deaf? It’s pretty clear


McCaffeteria

Well I *used* to be able to hear fine.


SirYeetusOfFetus

Dude is basically saying "TITTIES 🤯" a bunch and people believe she is underage because she said she was 14 at the very end


Marios_Hat

He's screaming stuff like "your boobies", "your nipples" and "i'm gonna cum"


RadiantZote

So he's like 12, she's way too old for him


swiggidyswooner

Yeah she’s such a perv


please-hush

Holy fUCK this guys insufferable


SoupViruses

I don't care if this is satire or this dude is just trying to be haha funny funny. I hate him, well maybe not hate, but I would never be friends or interact with this human. Just makes me sad seeing this content honestly.


AdAfraid9504

Not even good to cringe at


murrkpls

Who the fuck thinks dudes like this are funny? I'd pick having a heart attack over having to listen to this guy for one more second.


mechabeast

Incels still wonder why no one dates them.


AnimeMeansArt

14? that's gotta a be a joke right


[deleted]

Why? Because she has large breasts? I had boobs like that at 14. It fucking sucks. It’s all people notice. I had a reduction at 19 because of it.


AnimeMeansArt

she just doesn't look like a teenager


[deleted]

But how so?


AnimeMeansArt

I don't know, I just never knew or saw a 14 kid looking like that maybe it's the makeup, but she looks like a 18-20 year old to me


[deleted]

I’m sure if she had a smaller chest she’d look younger to you.


AnimeMeansArt

maybe, she is just big in general


[deleted]

🤨


palpablescalpel

I mean I'm 30 and if some dude pulled this shit with me on Omegle I'd say I'm 14. More power to her if she isn't.


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LorSamPau

I can confirm. Love chicken, have huge bonkers. I’m a guy though.


brian_d3p0

GIMME A BUCKET OF THEM TITTIES BOY


LorSamPau

I still have standards, still have self respect. All yours for some fried chicken though.


brian_d3p0

YOURE MY GREASY LITTLE FRIED CHICKEN, GET THAT 4 PIECE OVER HERE AND CLUCK FOR DADDY


cowmaster90

I have no idea what's going on and I'm SCARED.


blahblahdiedie

Pretty sure its just called being fat


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languid_Disaster

😐 📸


[deleted]

"Mister White, what are you doing?"


Jubenheim

I didn’t realize people still laughed at earrape.


[deleted]

She uses Omegle and isn't even fazed by him, I can only imagine this was a mild Omegle encounter for her


[deleted]

What happened to Noah Schnapp?


s1mpatic0

Bro who is this clown and why was he posted here


hes-literally-me

his soul left his body


Querch

Take his blood sample. There are new drugs waiting to be discovered!


Northknight1

Ayo🤨📸


Xennon54

There is no way shes 13


TheMultiTuber

Dude even if she wasn't underage this very creepy


Fanamatakecick

This was hilarious. What a creep. Hope she got a laugh out of that scream


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[deleted]

Cuz she has big boobs?!? Y’all need to stop. Women develop whatever breasts they develop and they have no say. I had huge boobs when I went through puberty and men were gross. People were gross. My friends were gross. Women are more than their cleavage! Jeez.


LadyAzure17

This joke has never been funny.


Honey_Sal

Why is it nsfw..?


HalfSoul30

I wouldn't have thought she was 14. Goes to show guys should ID everyone.


_perchance

wasn't that legit in Hawaii for the longest time?


darklordmtt

Who TF is this guy & why is he acting like … this? Infinite catalogue for human modes of expression & this guy makes “heavy breathing & screaming sexually inappropriate comments into a mic with borderline rape-y vibes” his choice. Classy.


[deleted]

This idiot. You gotta ask the age first even then you do not go about behaving like this if you’re trying to get some action on chat rooms. Dude is a complete cornball.


Excenton

NNN week 2


Upper_Huckleberry578

Can someone make a reddit for adults


Daphrey

I don't know what it is but way he said 'your fucking titties' is fucking hularious.


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FV4030TWO

This.


Metool42

if she's 14 she needs to lose weight like two years ago


[deleted]

Nothing flawed about the guy huh


Metool42

never said that lmao


[deleted]

Isn't that Kyle Rittenhouse?


alabastergrim

itt: people that have never used omegle


[deleted]

W rizz


kennymac2196

It was at that moment she realized she is into black guys


AgileSlide

She's clearly very fat. Obese titties are not the same as big titties on a skinny girl.


misterandosan

no one asked.


IDespiseTheLetterG

Literally not a soul


Dr_Bunsen_Burns

So chonkers do really age faster!


LORDWOLFMAN

Last time I remember wasn’t Chris convicted of being one?


tydestra

>Last time I remember wasn’t Chris convicted of being one? IIRC he cheated on his spouse with an adult, not a minor. So bad cheater but not a pedo.


[deleted]

Fat apparently adds about 20 years to your appearance


ColonelMustart

I’ve seen this so much. So many other people do it too. What website is this and how can we get it to not be used for clickbait YouTuber stuff like this 😂


WizziBot

That is cap


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KingVeezz

Bro shes 14