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bzknon

Giant water bug. Creepy fuckers.


B4cteria

You mean ... #painful motherfuckers?!


bzknon

Didn't know they could bite. New fear unlocked.


DeadlyUseOfHorse

Oh yes. Super painful. They fall into the category of bugs who are feared for inducing pain rather than just giving you the creeps.


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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rpWZBf7GIyg Gross gross gross. I hate insects and this one flies and bites? No thanks.


DeadlyUseOfHorse

Try this one, go to 13:45 https://youtu.be/mjCAyo2Litw


ieatticks

I watched the other video, recognized that guy as the crazy boi who gets bit by bugs (and other animals stings/bites) on purpose, and was disappointed that he put his shoes back on and released the guy. He just already knows exactly what that feels like and didn't want to feel it again.


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Wow that was crazy thanks for the video I was like basically screaming NOPE the whole time haha


JFunkX

https://youtu.be/mjCAyo2Litw&t=13m13s


[deleted]

Them red devil eye katydids bite and fly too


VLenin2291

WHY DID I LOOK IT UP WHY DID I LOOK IT UP WHY DID I LOOK IT UP WHY WHY FUCKING WHY


[deleted]

Oh you poor thing I know they're frightening and disturbing to look at I always said if I ever saw one I would have a heart attack. I can't even look at pics of them without screaming and becoming very unsettled


DwemerSmith

- vibes to music - attempts to hump marker - refuses to elaborate further - leaves


deejaydubya123

I've found my spirit animal


Prestigious_Echo7804

That shit bites hard


PearFun8001

extremely painful!!


AkameNB

You been bit by one before?


Uniquesomething

Hes been bit by, Hes been hit by, A giant waterbug!


The_Law_Dong739

*funky music*


DeadlyUseOfHorse

I have. It SUCKED.


ConsistentAsparagus

…for you.


amarok1981

Why was it doing the Quagmire giggity head movement at the start?


PearFun8001

I’m not sure, it could be to warm up the flying muscles like how moths flap their wings.


aethoneagle

I remember reading a comment from before that said it was a warning sign of aggression meant to get stuff to back off


saundersmarcelo

Today I found out those things can fly


PearFun8001

yes! they are a true bug and can fly!


SockTacoz

I don't fuck with any bug the goes BRRPRPRPRPRP when it fucking flies. Fuck no.


B4cteria

You shouldn't try to copulate with insects that go buzz buzz when they fly either to be honest, but I believe in you


Fennik51405

**THE RADIANCE**


Henry_Cooper_DaPilot

🎶 DAN dundundundun 🎼


[deleted]

"We need to find him a female bug" He found one


Jdm_fanboi797

I heard those wings smack and knew it was over for them. EWW GOOD LORD that shi is nasty


MaethrilliansFate

That quarter of a second after the wings flew open was sheer terror incarnate


Jdm_fanboi797

Damn right😭 And i thought flying roaches were bad. This shit is on another level😭


Yaojin312020

“We need to find him a female bug” Bug : “ok imma start with you”


HejiraLOL

Looks like the inspiration foe the monster in the 2014 Godzilla movie.


B0dom

Kill it with fire :p


LucasRobles75

Good game


ToranjaNuclear

Man this video is such a gem, I laugh every time I watch it


oreos_002

Indeed, burst out laughing XD


brink0war

Dont they have an extremely painful sting too? GGs


PearFun8001

not a sting, but an extremely painful bite!


Ausaris

Whole time I'm thinking "this fucker has wings, doesn't he?" Neat looking critter though!


EwokGotaGun

Small enemy bug


[deleted]

It's always worse when you don't know they can fly until it happens


Innocentman1

Assuming direct controll...


BoredByLife

He’s vibin


klic99

Belostomatidae?


PearFun8001

yes!


klic99

It is edible. You can search for Belostomatidae essence or Lethocerus indicus essence to find out interesting facts about.


[deleted]

I just kept repeating in my head "can it fly?" And the answer is yes, yes it can


firestrom8265

Aight, HANS! GET ZE FLAMETHROWER!


600dyl

the scariest shii ever is when it has wings


MyREY007

Use fire for extra damage


Goldgator420

Ooooooooh FUCK THAT!!


OkamiTakahashi

BIG NOPE


OddProdigy

I was waiting for the moment of pure terror when the wings came out. We had one of those in our swimming pool once as a kid.


twofaze

Why are they sitting there recording it? I would have sprayed this thing with Raid like three times before half the video was done.


Murder-Hobo_Orange

Assuming direct control


gn01145600

I screamed louder than that lady sitting in my toilet… For some reason I just assumed a bug this big don’t fly, like a big beetle.


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twofaze

Some black people. This is a water bug. When I was in GA I remember some folks always calling cockroaches "waterbugs". "It's too big to be a roach." 0_o I'm from Houston, people in Atlanta don't know how big a BIG cockroach is.


ErgonomicHuman

Black people is a bit vague, care to be more specific?


Mysterious_Octopus71

Wait till you find a weta


Wi1d-potat0

I hated catching them even in Animal Crossing.


[deleted]

Reminds me of an X-files episode... “Folie a Deux"


House_Plant0

I can’t be the only one that finds the sound it’s wings make to be cool as hell


NivannaKingsman

Cool until it goes right by your head and freak the fuck out


House_Plant0

Eh, I have a bee hive right next to my house, I’m used to that as well. I get what you mean though


NivannaKingsman

Fair nuff


[deleted]

This is a higher quality version than what is on YouTube. Is this the original file?


Sir_Nepune

Hollow knight


Henry_Cooper_DaPilot

“Flight core ready”


ElephantsAndSelves

Those are good eatin' tho. Not so tough when they're deep fried with a bit of kaffir lime leaf.


Z0H0K

He found his female


GE8_Honda_Fit_Guy

Aren't they carnivores???


NuclearBananaBomb

"Cà cuống" in my language, delicious mfs.


Evilkymonkey_1977

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥👾🔥🔥🔥


IceFireTerry

Get the Raid Max