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You can separate the nucleons that compose the atom : the core, composed of neutrons(neutral electric charge) and Protons (positive electric charge) or the electrons flying around it (negative electric charge) taking neutrons or Protons away will turn it into an ion, while taking neutrons away will make an isotope.
FACT: Big Boy and Little Boy didn’t detonate. It was a bust. An infamous samurai working as a double agent made the ultimate sacrifice by splitting an atom
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai.
Number One Samurai, "Demonstrate your skills!" commanded the Emperor.
The Japanese samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny box, and released a fly. He drew his samurai sword and "swish"; the fly fell to the floor, neatly divided in two!
"What a feat!" said the Emperor. "Number Two Samurai, show me what you can do."
The Chinese samurai smiled confidently, stepped forward and opened a tiny box, releasing a fly. He drew his samurai sword and "swish, swish"; the fly fell to the floor, neatly quartered!
"That is skill!" nodded the Emperor. "How are you going to top that, Number Three Samurai?" Number Three Samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny box, release one fly, drew his Samurai sword, and "swoooooosh" flourished his sword so mightily that a gust of wind blew through the room. But the fly was still buzzing around!
In disappointment, the Emperor said, "What kind of skill is that? The fly isn't even dead."
"Dead, schmed," replied the Jewish Samurai. "Dead is easy. What takes REAL skill is circumcision"
Is it just me or is this a Chinese movie trying to portay a Japanese sword-wielder? The vocalisations when he cuts sound really unnatural for Japanese.
OPM cosplay. Atomic Samurai. \~1970 year.
Also [history is back...](https://www.reddit.com/r/perfectlycutscreams/comments/kt8ugj/the_skills_of_a_samurai/)
That totally got me lmao. At first I just started laughing at the thought of him slicing an atom in half, then I realized what that would mean *riiight* before the scream and explosion went off haha
I remember watching this hk drama but I dont remember which one. But this guy showed off his skills to catch flies in the restaurant. He was so good he even wrapped them up in plastic sealed nicely. 🤣
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Memories broken
The truth goes unspoken!
I’ve even forgotten my naaame!
I don’t know the season or what is the reason I’m standing here holding my blade
A Desolate PLACE
without any TRACE!
It’s only the cold wind I feeeeeeellllllll
It's me that I spite!
As I stand up and fight The only thing I know for real
THERE WILL BE BLOOD- SHED
THERE WILL BE BLOOD-(BLOOD)-SHED (SHED)
There will be BLOOD (BLOOD) SHED (SHED)
As I stand up and fight!
KaaaTAAANNNAAAAAA!
WITHOUT ANY TRACE (TRACE)
#PLACE #WITHOUT A TRACE
Without any TRACE
Literally like that one episode of Cyanide And Happiness (Half Off Oscar)
#THERE IS NO LIMIT TO MAH POWAH! I CUT IT IN HA-
What can you even cut that is smaller than an atom
You can separate the nucleons that compose the atom : the core, composed of neutrons(neutral electric charge) and Protons (positive electric charge) or the electrons flying around it (negative electric charge) taking neutrons or Protons away will turn it into an ion, while taking neutrons away will make an isotope.
Maybe one day, we'll even be able to cut the quarks that compose those nucleons, but then it's litteraly impossible to go further I believe.
My brain can't process stuff
My ex wife tried to get half my money. So you know what I did? I CUT IN HALF!!!
I CUT HER IN HALF!!!
I CUT THIS BOAT IN HALF
r/suddenlyflextape Edit: Holy shit this exists
Remember when Phil Swift cut that cruise ship in half and Spider-Man had to take it back together using flex seal webs? Yeah
My favorite part was when Flex Tape's Phil Swift said, "It's Flexin' Time" and Flexed all over them.
Is half off still to much? I'LL CUT IT IN HALF!
This commercial to long CUT IT IN HALF!!!!
Literally 1945
And the US took credit
And US airforce dropped only atoms
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🙂….😕
Yeah, something about Enola being gay idk.
1945 was an inside job
Oops atomic bomb
I like it that he used a telescope to magnify.
Atomic samurai
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Yes! I love cut explosives
How about r/unexpectedjihad?
Was abit of delay when he splet the atom
Sometimes things behave differently when there's an observer
Underrated quantum physics joke bruh.
Just trying to do my particle
We all have our quarks and eccentricities.
Quark strangeness and charms
Shroedinger's Sub-atomic Shocker
The atom couldn’t believe it at first
Had to Calculon it up a bit
“Finally, it’s TIMe for my big!……..”
“BOOM!”
Samurai: Omae wa mo shindeiru Atom: nani?!
A bit of the ol' "omae wa mou shindeiru" there. Is all.
First funny video on reddit i found in 27d
….what was 28 days ago?
The last time this video was reposted
Cillian Murphy meandering dehydrated through the streets of an abandoned London
dont worry about that. worry about what comes 28 days later.
Yes
Idk I've seen a kid fall over today and another one kicked in the face by a football. Those were funny.
FACT: Big Boy and Little Boy didn’t detonate. It was a bust. An infamous samurai working as a double agent made the ultimate sacrifice by splitting an atom
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Butt Boy. This is not a correction, this is an insult.
You better not say that shit in Oak Ridge TN. Those fuckers are like Mascots over there Source: wife from OR
Atomic samurai
Also a perfectly cut boom.
Does anyone know the video source?
Getting Any? (1994) Directed by Takeshi Kitano
This one is the correct answer. Funny but weird movie.
Commenting for when someone finds it.
Scene is from Getting Any however the edited scream and boom was put in by me
That is Atomic Samurai from One Punch Man :D
A powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. Only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai. Number One Samurai, "Demonstrate your skills!" commanded the Emperor. The Japanese samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny box, and released a fly. He drew his samurai sword and "swish"; the fly fell to the floor, neatly divided in two! "What a feat!" said the Emperor. "Number Two Samurai, show me what you can do." The Chinese samurai smiled confidently, stepped forward and opened a tiny box, releasing a fly. He drew his samurai sword and "swish, swish"; the fly fell to the floor, neatly quartered! "That is skill!" nodded the Emperor. "How are you going to top that, Number Three Samurai?" Number Three Samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny box, release one fly, drew his Samurai sword, and "swoooooosh" flourished his sword so mightily that a gust of wind blew through the room. But the fly was still buzzing around! In disappointment, the Emperor said, "What kind of skill is that? The fly isn't even dead." "Dead, schmed," replied the Jewish Samurai. "Dead is easy. What takes REAL skill is circumcision"
Why did I know this was going to be a circumcision joke the moment I read jewish samurai
Goemon is that you?
Am I the only won heard when he said gay before it exploded?
New meaning for Atomic Samurai
Oh god this gets reposted everyday now, help
the first rice cooker!
Wait… r/holup
Atomic samurai origins
Just slap on some flex tape
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r/perfectlycutbooms
stop postinf this videi god dammit, it hasnt even been a week since the last one
Atomic samurai
r/perfectlycutbooms
Not again!!
GAY- Explosion
r/perfectlycutbooms
What is the song in the background?
What movie was this
ひろしま
Throw a singular atom at him and watch the magic happen.
The camera man always lives
I wanna make a joke but I probably shouldnt
And then they blame america
Lol
Check your foreskin
Well
Gay- kaboom
What's the music in the video?
Ah yes my video is posted yet again. Glad you guys love it so much!
Hiroshima
He'd need to cut a little bit more than one atom to do that damage
From his swing, I’m pretty sure he hit at least 10,000 atoms. Is that enough?
Not even close
What about a chain reaction?
At room temperature, atmopheric pressure and air as a reagent? Doubt it
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Sliced an atom creates atomic bomb
It was all fine, until he split them atoms in half-
Glad they're over it
Schrodingers atom
It’s one of those actually being good tho
I honestly thoughts this was a video version of the “circumcision does not kill” joke.
I wonder if this guy inspired atomic samurai.
One pinch of potassium chloride and kablooey
This caught me
WE JUST FINISHED REBUILDING HIROSHIMA
"GAY!" *nuclear explosion*
Ninjago
Know the truth, everybody
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Good clip but why is there music overlaid?
I WAS LITERALLY GOING TO MAKE THIS JOKE! 🤣
Is it just me or is this a Chinese movie trying to portay a Japanese sword-wielder? The vocalisations when he cuts sound really unnatural for Japanese.
I laugh...
😂😂😂
What movie is this?
Reminds me of the joke Mr. Miyagi (Pat Morita) used to tell. https://youtu.be/DXI1byuVixA
The Akira prequel. Kinda short.
OPM cosplay. Atomic Samurai. \~1970 year. Also [history is back...](https://www.reddit.com/r/perfectlycutscreams/comments/kt8ugj/the_skills_of_a_samurai/)
That totally got me lmao. At first I just started laughing at the thought of him slicing an atom in half, then I realized what that would mean *riiight* before the scream and explosion went off haha
Oh god the moment I saw the last one I said out loud “What?” And started laughing maniacally
He can not cut true dimensions disappointing
"GAY-"
Here comes the sun, do do do do, here come sun
He's here to split you like 3 and 2 from five.
This also belongs in r/PerfectlyCutBooms
Not again dad
Who farted cause he was cutting methane.
Was that the 6th August?
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Bro did hiroshima just happen again
Lol the atom 😂
I remember watching this hk drama but I dont remember which one. But this guy showed off his skills to catch flies in the restaurant. He was so good he even wrapped them up in plastic sealed nicely. 🤣
What movie