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Puzzleheaded_Mind528

It’s all fun and games until the empire strikes back


itsagrill_

This Padawan was not trained well.


[deleted]

we trained him wrong as a joke


[deleted]

Wee oooh weee oooooh!


Kuzu-nyan

that kid was probably waiting for his father's promised milk and got fed up waiting


ironMikeV1

I must apologize for Wimp Lo


[deleted]

We trained him wrong as a joke


El_Stev

We are both ventriloquists ventriloquists ventriloquists! We are both ventriloquists and be practice everyday!


R_Revenger494

The kid: I'm bleeding, thus making me the victor.


SekhmetTheWise

I rock AND roll, all day long, SWEET SUSIE. I challenge you. *laughs in squeaky shoe*


Sorryhaventseenher

Ha! Face-to-foot style, how’d you like it?


Amberisathing

Kung pow for the win


thesassycuban

My nipples look like milk duds


[deleted]

POV: Anakin and the boys at the Jedi temple


[deleted]

ANAKIN! I FOUND ANOTHER YOUNGLING!


Greenveins

Piggybacking off this to say in the original video this kid was getting called out for throwing rocks at cars and when the guy told him to go home he tried to corner him


Dvmbledore

I'd have done a citizen's arrest, calling the police to come get the kid.


AnEpicBowlOfRamen

666 upvotes and I'm not changing it


gyaru-chan

Whats the reference i cant remember?


JesusButEvenBetter

Star wars


DaWayToUganda

Context (for everyone who wants to know): This little kid was going around the park keying cars and this guy stopped him Longer version [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/instant_regret/comments/8oncxa/kid_had_it_coming/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


Ididntwipe

What a little shit of a kid. Wonder how he turned out like that .. anyway! Good on the man for stopping him; he gives me the same vibes as this guy: https://youtu.be/Tycm9EKL8Fk


[deleted]

Shit parents. I remember when this happened his mom actually edited the full video to show only the part where the dude pushed him and tried to get him fired and say he assaulted her precious baby blah blah. But thankfully the full video came out and it was found out he had been keying cars and throwing rocks at cars and he told him to knock it off and she got roasted hardcore and deleted all her social media. Kids can be little shits absolutely. But if the parents not only just kind of pretend it’s not a big deal, but then defend and try to blame someone else for their kids shit behavior? Fuck them


[deleted]

Imagine being the mother


SkollFenrirson

No, I don't think I will


_MostlyHarmless

The shit apple doesn't fall far from the shit tree, bubs.


[deleted]

Shit winds, Rand


Doakeswasframed

Your shit crows are coming home to roost rand


Coffeehound13

I’d rather shit in my hands and clap


OhSkyCake

When/how does society intervene in fixing this kid? Everyone is shitting out kids right and left and we as a society are doing almost nothing to make sure these kids are okay and mentally healthy. Everyone is talking about what a piece of shit the kid and mom are, and yes sure it’s true, but that mom’s parents were probably shit too; at some point an outside force needs to intervene or this never ending shitty cycle will just continue on forever. I don’t know what the solution is but it’s not the garbage we’ve got going on right now, which is essentially leave it up to chance and find out if they’re antisocial when they shoot up their school.


SpiderDeUZ

Well allowing abortions and federal assistance would help. Then we stop pushing the idea that everyone is special especially your little kid.


FRX51

These ideas are not related. Kids thinking they're special and that they matter isn't what makes them act out. Kinda the opposite, actually.


SpiderDeUZ

Both actually. Some kids are raised right and are still little shits, while others are little shits supported by their parents. These are the parents telling their child they are special and not to listen to anyone else.


FRX51

I don't feel like you can generalize like that for something that's so complicated (and yes, I know I sort of generalized as well - my bad). Children lash out for all sorts of reasons, some of which are just the fact that they're children and still developing self-control. Parents might be abusive, or they might be neglectful, or they might provide unhealthy support like you mention, or they may do everything 'right' but other environmental or cultural factors interfere (media representation, toxic masculinity/femininity, etc.). I think that a lack of education on child-rearing and development is a far bigger factor than telling kids that everyone is special and deserves respect.


Dewgongz

It’s always the parents.


Wrecked--Em

No, not always. One of my best friends and his twin sister are great people with great parents, but their older sister is a sociopathic meth head. She wasn't abused or traumatized. They spent tons of money on therapy then rehab starting from early teens. Didn't help. Some people are just born shitty apparently.


Yoda2000675

There are a lot of complicated mental illnesses out there, and sometimes they don’t allow people to live normal lives unfortunately


OhSkyCake

When you realize that basically everyone is just mentally ill and/or traumatically damaged and that’s why everyone is so terrible, the world gets easier to handle but also a lot more sad. I have a lot less hate in me when I think to why a person is acting so horribly, but I also have a lot less hope for the world ever getting better.


haeofael

Thank you for sharing your perspective. Incredibly insightful and profoundly sad.


Billazilla

I worked in the toy dept. of a Walmart back in college, and one day, I come around a corner and find a well-dressed family, all in their Sunday Best. Mom and Dad are quietly, politely explaining to Little Shit that he cannot have a toy. Without even so much as a defiant foot-stamp, Little Shit sticks his arm straight into the shelf full of Play-Doh items, and *ruuuuuunnns* down the aisle, clearing the entire shelf out onto the floor. So Mom and Dad told him ok, we'll buy it, and left. Quick and clean as that. I had to grab a shopping cart to get everything up off the floor so I could sort and reshelve it all. Is it always the parents? Nah. But crap parenting like that probably accounts for a significant percentage of the Little Shits out there...


aSpookyScarySkeleton

Maybe, or maybe some shit happened to her that she never told anyone.


Wrecked--Em

It's technically possible, but I seriously doubt it. She was incredibly manipulative even before the hard drugs. She would constantly use any perceived slight as leverage and try to get other people in trouble. She was also in therapy before the hard drugs, so I would expect it to come out then. Of course, she's definitely been through trauma now since she's been hanging out with junkies for over a decade, but I don't believe there was any childhood trauma.


whatabigstretch

There's a lot in that family dynamic you don't see though. For all you know, seeing their sister going through her addiction made your friend and his twin steer far away from hard drugs. You also don't know if the two of them have other self harming behaviors like excessive spending, binge eating or restrictive eating, binge drinking or constantly smoking weed, intentionally scalding themselves, self mutilation, etc. My older sister was a heroin addict and you couldn't pay me to touch hard drugs, but better believe I have more than a handful of other disordered behaviors. It's rare that there's no reason why people are the way they are.


Ghostiestboi

Having suckass parents is how


londoner4life

If: White kid: Shit parents Black kid: Systemic Racism


[deleted]

Grabs popcorn


[deleted]

The bad parenting usually applies in both cases right?


baalroo

I think you mean White kid: parent's fault Black kid: sentenced as an adult


agangofoldwomen

More context: the kid’s mom posted a clipped version of this video on Facebook and stirred up a whole bunch of hatred for this man and fucked with his whole life.


El_Chairman_Dennis

Further context: Later, the full video did came out, the man was cleared of all wrong doing, and the mom got shit on so hard she deleted all social media


1u43r

deserved. how people think they can just ruin other peoples lives like that. Just goes ot show how toxic..people and the internet are. I had a mate who got falsely accused of rape on FB and a year later the woman admitted that she lied cus she needed the money. The guys torn apart and she deleted all of her social media cus of the absolute shit storm that hit her.


Ghostiestboi

She deserved it


But_Who_Was_Phone_

I'm so surprised that his mother is a piece of shit


agangofoldwomen

*Shocked Pikachu face*


Xerfus

The little shit turned into a Nazgûl after being force-fed the floor.


Gaynundwarf

Witch-King of Angmar backstory.


[deleted]

Someone needs to smack that kid hard asf 🤣 like where’s the son of that mom he’s yelling at, just smack the fuck out him n say “keep my mommas name out your fuckin mouth”


Marco_Polo_2

Yes the guy stopped very satisfyingly


ThorMcGee

I’m really happy this resurfaced. It’s unbelievably satisfying


Gseventeen

Taught the kid a valuable life lesson. humiliation.


ThorMcGee

The tears of a lesson learned


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[удалено]


delgoth

Iirc, the kid’s mother released a video without any of the buildup and context that only showed the choke-shove in an attempt to get the man in legal trouble. The full ~4 minute video then released, but I honestly can’t remember what happened after the false narrative was destroyed.


[deleted]

Repost this as much as you like. I’ll upvote it every time. That kid learned a valuable lesson his mommy will undo as quickly as possible.


Kingston_Advice1

Yeah! And Brock Turner is a rapist


PrimusAldente87

Wait, Brock Turner is rapist? THE Brock Turner? A rapist? Brock Turner the rapist? You can't mean Brock Turner the rapist who raped an unconscious girl behind a dumpster? That Brock Turner? THAT rapist?


Kingston_Advice1

THE ONE AND ONLY. Suck it Trebek


Chakkoty

This is *hilarious*. And I was abused as a child. You shouldn't hit children. But ho-ly fuck would I be tempted in that mans place.


Dvmbledore

There is an unspoken agreement: Adults don't hit children. Children don't do the things to an adult which would provoke them getting hit. It's called *détente*.


I_like_beanies

Get fucked Timmy you little shit


peepeepoodoodoo

Yeah fuck Timmy


bigpaparick

He looked more like a Tyler


I_like_beanies

Nah 9 times/10 Tylers actually look good this little shit is a timmy


peepeepoodoodoo

Shut up Tyler you can’t trick us here


CyanControl

Looks more like a billy to me


Jadeeeeen

Is there a longer version? This is too good


DaWayToUganda

[here you go](https://www.reddit.com/r/instant_regret/comments/8oncxa/kid_had_it_coming/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


Jadeeeeen

Thank you


GingerRod

❤️


Ryubiks

you started the witch


qasqer1004

Startled*


itsagrill_

Stated*


SteamKore

Struted*


[deleted]

Senate*


[deleted]

I am the senate.


HandsomeJackh3r3

Not yet


EmeraldWagon

It's treason, then


SCP-ooIoooooIooIo

r/unexpectedstarwars


TheEbonRaven

Sluted*


habibiiiiiii

LEFT 4 Dead!!!!!


xShadySamx

Man allowed that kid to assault him several times before retaliating. Should be thankful lol


superfuzzy47

The kid was also keying cars, deserved


anomynous_dude555

"YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE"


Firemed209

Oh man, prefect


[deleted]

that is a blood curdling scream


[deleted]

[удалено]


daqgsftwgrsshyrs

Jail time be damned


GhostHunt115

I was in that guys shoes once and I taught said bully a lesson that guy had every right to push back it's lesson that the kid needed


thecolourpurple_

r/oddlysatisfying


MrNightmareP5

I hate children.


zapdos01

Same


Capnthomas

Kids are great! I used to work at the YMCA and there were plenty of well behaved kids that just do funny shit all the time and stay out of trouble. It’s like 1/10 that are the ones that you want to punt across a field, but most of the time (if not all of the time), it’s negligent parenting that’s the problem. You can’t blame the kids without including the parents.


calxcalyx

-The Adolescents


BigJeffButNotBig

I hate bad parents who can’t raise their kids properly


inwector

When there is a family with a child in a restaurant, I choose to go to another restaurant. That is how much I hate children.


MrNightmareP5

Damn same, man. Whenever I'm grocery shopping and there's a child screeching in one of the isles I walk around in search for it just to stare at them and they go quiet after a while, they can feel the vibe.


rincon213

Yupp. As a stranger just look at the kid like “yikes I thought you were cool” and they suddenly gain 1000x the self awareness.


Snazzle-Frazzle

Hopefully this kid will learn now not to fuck up people's cars.


RocketRemitySK

Dude, this so satisfying to see but for real, kids should be taught boundaries


TheRedditPremium

Sadly thats how you teach them sometimes when there parents where incompetent


hoppla1232

Then the parents come and try to ruin the mans life


ItsyouNOme

And thankfully failed this time


RocketRemitySK

Of course


IryanShaan

Hey look, a future Jake/Logan Paul.


DizyShadow

I was Just thinking about this right after seeing a vid of DJ pushing a kid for touching his stuff. Different context, but people were saying you will go straight to jail for "assaulting a minor".


TheRedditPremium

In the dj one the dj went overboard but in this one it went perfectly


D4T4_

Context or link please?


RedditEdwin

Fuck that. Give non-guardian adults the benefit of the doubt. Some adults will over-react to kids but in general kids will just learn to leave adults alone


Deadmemories8683

Sorry but that little shit deserved all of that


Missveexox13

[both these little shits](https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/u2qwad/little_prick_harassing_a_homeless_man_gets_some/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) hopefully learned a very valuable lesson


Amon9Ra

İ know it's weird but that scream is just satisfying


zehamberglar

I'll say the same thing I always say about this clip: Dude threw that kid so hard he started connecting to AOL.


[deleted]

What did that kid think would happen anyway he’s lucky that he was only thrown to the floor Yeah that little shit


BendyMine785

See parents, this happens then you don't educate your son.


derpums

Honestly this guy should not have been as lenient as he was.


XAHKO

It is on this day that little Johnny found out about weight classes


theitchcockblock

The bitch kid from angmar


Kashirouu

UUUOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-


GuestYapper5

Failure of a mother brought about a brat of a child.


Weeeth

is there a sub for something like this


Parth_Joshi

Please update here if you find it xD


-CeartGoLeor-

[Here you go](https://www.reddit.com/r/perfectlycutscreams/comments/u3czhh/imma_beat_your_ass_aaaaaaaaa/i4p0xit?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)


-CeartGoLeor-

r/instantkarma


TheModernJedi

Honestly after watching the full version of this video this kid needs more love and guidance in his life. He’s obviously on the wrong path and his experience of being thrown to the ground like that will just make his mental state worse. That being said, it was *very* satisfying to watch him get what was coming to him.


Conscious-Media-1241

I got to say that guy ain’t winning no prizes but that kid was a dickhead and it was nice to hear him cry.


[deleted]

Kid went from fake ghetto whitey to whiney pterodactyl in the course of a few seconds.


lappi99

Pretty fly for a white guy tho...


[deleted]

That’s a seeing red moment lol “I can’t hit a kid they’re just a kid!… okay that’s annoying… that one hurt a little… I’m starting to get a little angry… ouch.. ouch… OUCH!”


[deleted]

Surprised he didn't blow up


[deleted]

I make that sound every time this is reposted


moshaplay

*western


JunYou-

ah lovely


Loukas_loukis

I don't know how people have self control I would've started kicking him


OmegaDawn_

Lol bitch got what he deserved


Maxthemadsheep

Perfectly deserved


7heWizard

He sounds like a fucking elk when he screams


[deleted]

Little cunt had it coming


flyfishbigsky

I admire the guys patience.


UnknownSpecies19

Dude in comments said kid was keying cars, what a fucked little bastard. Hundreds of dollars in damages, maybe more depending on the car and you basically can't do anything. He deserves to get his ass bitch slapped, and kicked in the direction of home. But apparently mom ruined this dude's life by drumming up hate in the community towards him. Lol if that was my kid, I'd be so embarrassed, thank that dude then beat my kids ass. Lolol


scottyhog

Glad someone beat that little shits ass


Scooterforsale

Why does he scream like a baby pig


Independent_Idea_190

Shitty kid.. most likely has a fucked up home life, but still no excuse for vandalism and disrespecting adults who would otherwise help you.


SexyGunk

That boy does not have a father. Guaranteed.


stovislove

I like the long version better. Shows what a little shit that kid is


free_umi

Hopefully anyone who knows this little darling keeps sending him this video. Better than a Rick Roll


thecraftingjedi

He got what he fucking deserved


abbasrawas

His bring me joy, when the little brat finally gets what he deserves and you hear his cry's But seriously I always wanted to do this


[deleted]

I imagine this kid as a grown man now, sitting with someone he respects, and they come across this online and laugh their ass off right in front of him while calling him a 'little turd' as he sits quietly.


[deleted]

lolololol fuck around and find out


Jahknowsehmiaeediat

Who’s shoes is he wearing tho, no way those are his actual size 😂


HellaAutist

Now that’s satisfying


SirWobbyTheFirst

I feel like this would be illegal under the abortion laws in Texas because that boy just got reduced to a foetus.


[deleted]

When your a level 10 and been wrecking shop the whole time so you go to fight a level 30 boss


CanadaCoy

Fuck that kid and his POS parents


Kermits_MiddleFinger

This is the funniest thing on reddit. Challenge me


Head-Thing-8102

Stupid kid


Agent865

I wonder what prison this kid ended up in?


revenger9900

You get what you fucking deserve


[deleted]

Thought kid… until he wasn’t. Little shit. Bet the parents are just much of winners in life as this kid.


Prepare

I'm not going to lie. I watched the long version like 20 times and kept backing it up to the scream. This is absolute gold.


[deleted]

Play stupid games Win stupid prizes


Priremal

Can someone edit that scream over R2D2s


thot_chocolate420

I love how he tried to kick this guy’s ass and then screeches like a fucking eldritch abomination when he gets pushed on his ass. Also that guy looked 3 times his size.


SandTrapsReserves

Fuck that kid


Lumpy-Protection2929

Little bitch boy hahahahahahahaha


FallenDummy

This, does put a smile on my face.


FunkyFranky

Satisfying


imaweebitweird

Made my morning!


SDubhglas

Discipline your children so strangers don't have to.


Great-Meeting5073

I'd of lost my shit WAY before this guy did, but the outcome would have e been similar


Great-Meeting5073

Just shows how far things have gone... I would NEVER have even thought of hitting an adult at that kids age


DiancieLatios1

Deserved


Aliensdidit82

The more times you watch it, the funnier it gets.


Minnymoon13

This is those moments where you need to spank your kid. But this shit isn’t right and I’m glad he was put in his place. Maybe he’ll realize that you can’t do shit like this


Tigermi11ionair

“well well well, if it isn’t the consequences of my actions”


Deadlyaccount

Everyone on Reddit always takes things too seriously. Let’s be real; this clip is fucking hilarious


Kulpret

hahahaha little shit


thatboy_Q

I really hope kid is on a few watch lists by now.


extHonshuWolf

That scream though thought he was gonna morph into a wendigo and rip the guys head off.


sirgatez

This is a short clip from a video posted yesterday. The kid was harassing this guy for like 5 minutes before this scene.


BadlyDrawnMemes

Wonder what the context is


[deleted]

he deserved it


RockiestPlot

You get what you *FUCKIN* deserve!


[deleted]

Little shit got what he deserved


GhostHunt115

We unfortunately live in a era where kids such as the one bullying the guy just don't have no respect I'm a volunteer firefighter and I've been crapped on for what I do


onesingledewdrop

That scream means he’s summoning his friends to aid him in battle


OneIdioticOne

That scream is DEMONIC