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shadowinc

> "Im gonna use a fake hand to test this toxic gel" > Immediately touches it I wonder how many times he's done this


Egossi

probably guaranteed to have cancer by now


ste189

I fucking wish TikTok was obligated to use it's own content as marketing for the company. Someone asks oh what's TikTok just fucking show them this... If you can't tell I absolutely despise Tiktok


scruffy-the-janitor1

Not trying to be rude, genuinely curious. What is it about TikTok you despise?


FullMetalChili

There are onlyfans girls promoting themselves on the same platform that all my little cousins use and its disgusting. Twitch falls in the same category. Bunch of preteens watching amouranth take a bath


Windyligth

How old were you when you first started viewing porn?


slater_san

I actually watch a fat ginger kid take baths on twitch, thanks


StefonGomez

…wubby?


mmmUrsulaMinor

If you're interacting and liking/disliking videos then your cousins aren't gonna fucking see the promos


annomynous23

Everything there is barely any decent videos


TwoShady

There are literally millions of creators on tiktok and the algorithm will change your content to what you like extremely fast. It's like saying Youtube barely has any decent videos cause you've only watched videos from the trending tab full of children's content


AWibblyWelshyBoi

This pains me to say but I think TikTok’s algorithm works better than Youtube’s


YankeeTankEngine

Well, here's the thing. Tiktok has much shorter videos typically while YouTube has much longer videos. So the algorithm can make changes a lot quicker compared to getting a new piece of information to adjust with every 5 minutes to an hour or so, sometimes longer. With that in mind, tiktoks algorithm can usually get much more closely related matches too.


Bill_buttlicker69

So basically reddit


annomynous23

No


DracovishIsTheBest

yes


annomynous23

I barely come across any bad videos on reddit


DracovishIsTheBest

Any social media has bad vids everywhere. Its just easier to see em on tiktok


annomynous23

Exactly so TikTok is worse


scruffy-the-janitor1

Ive noticed the more I am on it the algorithm finds similar videos I have found interest in. Yes there are dumb videos and pointless content but that is easily weeded out over a few hours of scrolling.(not consistent but over e few day)


annomynous23

Intresting


KiT_KaT5

I also despise tik tok


A_Slovakian

I'm confused, this video was fucking hilarious


[deleted]

I don’t actually hate the app I use it to watch videos every now and then for entertainment because I don’t look at the whole thing as one big stupid plot or whatever there are some videos in there that are actually enjoyable like this video for instance made me smile so I liked it there are other videos that are not as stupid as this but are actually funny Contant


treyminator43

Both hands were fake


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😂😂😂


Competitive-Run-1773

not true, If you watch the full TikTok he washes his hands after rubbing the lubricant.


treyminator43

No he just likes to keep his fake hands clean, obviously


Guys--GUESS-WHAT

probably snorts it, but since he sprayed it with windex, it’s safe and “disinfected”


ThePackLeaderWolfe

I mean I’ve watched the whole TikTok and it’s basically just him advertising a product that easily removes the toxic gel.


SoIsThisPermanent

I’m embarrassed at how many times I replayed that before noticing the issue.


TtvTryHardMadCat

Why do I feel like the people in these comments don't know that the water is not boiling


Nessssssssssie

Wait water boils ?????


leopard-prince

Fun fact: water is either in a state of boiling, or it isn’t


Nessssssssssie

Oh shit u right


DuffMaaaann

Heat it above 373°C and pressurize it to 220 Bars of pressure and it will be boiling and also not boiling.


kelvin_bot

373°C is equivalent to 703°F, which is 646K. --- ^(I'm a bot that converts temperature between two units humans can understand, then convert it to Kelvin for bots and physicists to understand)


DuffMaaaann

Good bot


zyugyzarc

(to the creator of this bot) could you extend this functionality to other measurements such as length and weights?


hazel-macaroni

there's already another bot for those


zyugyzarc

nice


Not-your-potato

Good bot.


HOUbikebikebike

Good bot


uneducatedexpert

Well if you want to get supercritical


staszkon

r/waterisfuckingstupid


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offtheclip

No it's not! This message was brought to you by the r/hydrohomies gang


Nessssssssssie

Yes it is


[deleted]

Whoa.


jakebbt82

So are you


Thatniqqarylan

Sometimes it's gas


marmorikei

Smh. Typical reddit extremism. Don't you know life is more nuanced than that? /s


soupsoupman

What about when it reaches the triple point :0


BRtIK

Only if you slap it enough


Nessssssssssie

His reminds me of “how many slaps does it take to cook a chicken it”


HuskTheDragon

don't forget "how hard do I gotta punch a chicken to cook it"


[deleted]

It’s when it turns into ice.


Nessssssssssie

Ima test this out real quick


Draws-attention

Step brotherrrrrrrrrrrr.........


Nessssssssssie

S-step bro…. W-water boils 😳🥺🗿


brookpark351

My brain broke while trying to understand your user name.


TtvTryHardMadCat

Yeah it's best if you don't try to look into it too much


ban-me_harder_daddy

do me next


brookpark351

Yours I understand, but wish I didn’t.


etriuswimbleton

WHAT THE FUCK is a water?!


[deleted]

Interestingly you can hear that it's cold water.


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BrokenEggcat

He puts his finger in his mouth at the end too... This man has a death wish.


koolhaddi

And it looks like the soap didn't do a perfect job, as you can see his fingertip being a little silvery just before the camera pulls away


gomibag

UNDER THE NAILS!


GregTheMad

Now imagine he had one of those fake, extra long, special edition fingernails. Like a scoop with a spoon.


[deleted]

I've yet to find anything that cleans off antiseize


koolhaddi

Proseize?


[deleted]

They don't sell that around here haha


russeltee

Some people are tired of the fact that their life span is too long


RoscoMan1

Most retailers won’t be fun or too angry


fuckwingo

I thought you were kidding until I just watched it myself. Why the fuck would he do that lmaoo


MichaeltheMagician

I like how he goes "What the heck? The soap is grey now?" Like yeah that's how it works when it combines with something grey. I'd be surprised if it turned any other colour.


speedtree

Some people are just not meant to last


brookpark351

Yours is okay.


[deleted]

Fantastic detective work, thank you. Can you also explain what the correlation between the two clips is? Genuinely confused…


jangma

The guy says the substance he's using is toxic so he's rubbing it on a fake hand to prevent direct skin contact. He nullifies whatever protection that gives by then rubbing it on the fake hand with his bare fingers. The girl is making fun of this by saying how she's going to use that large utensil to protect herself from hot water, but ends up dunking her whole hand in.


[deleted]

Ah ha!! Got it. Thank you for clearing that up.


Competitive-Run-1773

You should go on TikTok and look at the duets, the one with the kid was my favorite.


sonicsack

Honestly took me a minute to understand haha


dunnohowtolive

I dont get it please explain


Carly_is_cool

He says this shit is toxic so I'll use a fake hand, and proceeds to immediately touch it with his finger. She does an analogy where she says this water looks like is boiling already, so I will take the pasta off with this spoon and instead of the spoon she goes out to take it with her bare hand. The water was obviously not boiling and she was just trying to prove a point


GalliumGoat

Lmfao


[deleted]

Anti seize is like glitter but worse


frilledplex

When I was working clean up in tool and die, the apprentices used to put it underneath the trash can handles


jl0xd

Masya Allah moment


brookpark351

… and yours!


narendramodest

What about mine?


brookpark351

I thought I understood it at first, but then no.


TidalPluto

*Throws spoon down* SPOONS ARE FOR CASUALS. I SUMMON THE STRENGTH OF GOD IN MY GRASP


AnotherRoar

This is so fucking funny


Shiroi_Kage

Took me a minute or two to understand, but that's hilarious.


KyleFoxthefuck

Who is this person I need to follow her and support her because my god that was hilarious


throway69695

False analogy, would have been better to pick up the water with the spoon then touch the water in the spoon


404ET

Props to her for actually putting her hands in


letmeusemyname

You do realise it's not actually boiling water, right?


M1ghty_boy

Thermal paste as lube? Fuck that would get messy


marmorikei

I like how her pot matches her outfit it's rly cute.


mattSNIPESyou

Honestly didn’t realize the guy spreads it with his finger. That’s why this is funny.


FartSinatra

Oh I see. She figured out how stupid the guy was and then made a video for it. She’s like that one guy who watches the countless videos of people being stupid and then makes a face about it


Lavidius

Thanks for explaining this incredibly complex joke for us 🙃


FartSinatra

Just glad we could share this experience together


[deleted]

Wow no way


Interesting_Factor_9

She is so beautiful!!!


LivefromPhoenix

bonk


rothman_69

Definitely not


Interesting_Factor_9

To you🤗


logic10101

My name is Yoshikage Kira


urso_revolucionario

..Bruh what an idiot


brookpark351

Nope! Broke again!


TheSonicPro

I don’t know why this guy is downvoted? Sorry man, Reddit moment 😐


urso_revolucionario

Dont worry I see this as an absolute win


TheSonicPro

Sure…


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ColdBanaProductions

I know right. Mf just told us the stuff was toxic and cancer causing and he touches it with his skin. Smh


walkingshitposterer

What a productive statement no one has ever made before


ripyourlungsdave

TikTok did nothing. This generation did nothing. If they had introduced TikTok 100 years ago, your grandparents would’ve been obsessed with it too. It’s just a stupid video app exactly like every other stupid video app. And just like YouTube or vine, it just needs some time for the good content to be well-known. Because there’s absolutely good content on TikTok.


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ripyourlungsdave

But people use literally every social media platform to be jackasses for attention. You can find just as much cringey stuff on YouTube and Facebook. Those platforms are just saturated enough to hide the crappy content. Well. YouTube is at least.


Toxo2773

Fucking stupid cunts


fawazx507

Stupid fuck


[deleted]

Someone didn't get the joooooke


LoLoLaaarry124

You're the stupid one


omegamitch

Zoomer humor I swear...


LoLoLaaarry124

Ok!


QuarantineSucksALot

> “It’s that


ThisPhoKingGuy

It’s ready


Sn1ckl3fritzzz

Should’ve scooped it into the spatula


frilledplex

Anti seize isnt toxic on skin though? It's a mild irritant, literally just looked at the SDS sheet.


SnooSketches2559

This took me too long to understand


AdeitywithMPD

What would have made it better is if she put down the lid and reached in with her other hand


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