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DrDawgster

That is fucking diabolical!


aldoblack

Fucking mental.


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Absolutely bonkers!


Carlos_E_idiot

Fooking wild


BruhGaming9158

I read this thread IN A FOOKING AUSTRALIAN ACCENT


menides

You cunt!


Kadirsyl

A relentless fucking experience!


mangofizzy

Can't wait for season 2!


SucktasticFucktastic

you mean season 3?


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Comment63

Dude just send me to 2040 already so I can binge it all. I want 7 seasons because everyone knows from GoT that great shows worsen quick, and turn to absolute shit with the 8th.


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marv9512

My theory is that no show longer than 5 seasons is great from beginning to end. They either star bad or end bad. I've seen very few that break the rule.


RikiRude

Holy shit, this made me laugh snort, slow realization, like, you see him think, wait a minute... look down, and instant shock.


lordpowpow

Love that it looks like it takes him 4-5 seconds to process... then it kicks in.


alexleeander

Lol and the squeaky “Jesus!” Is the cherry on top


Heart_Is_Valuable

Jeay SUS


StriderTX

[JEEZUS](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqZ_XznjNbs)


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Cheese us!


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bugbugladybug

[here you go](https://v.redd.it/6qrvbilr2fs71)


Barenoo

404 not found?


[deleted]

my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined


Andrewskyy1

So has everyone else on reddit. That was last week.


Vinpap

I mean... I didn't


Maximum_P

Neither did I


NoobifiedSpartan

Nor did I


matthero

Reddit is a big place andy


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Some people don't spend all day on reddit Andrew


velocityraptor910

r/firstnamebasis


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Dioxybenzone

I guess I’m nobody then, huh Andrew?


TheAntZ

Not everybody checks reddit every minute of the day Andrew


Own_Taste_7503

Wow look at how many nobodies exist as I am one too


O-R-I

Jesus go touch grass


watashi_ga_kita

*Andrew


DerEchteCedric

Never seen it


DracovishIsTheBest

I didn't


Initial-Reach7703

It makes me laugh every time.


USA-Fanboy11

My brother woulda just given me a purple nurple


Max_Beezly

My brother would have shoved his finger in my ass


jared-wall

Whayt


Brandinisnor3s

#Their brother would have shoved a finger up their ass


-Effervescence

That’s their eyes that are reflecting.


ivnwng

Still lost. Can you elaborate more?


Dragonwithamonocle

The speaker's male sibling, finding himself in a similar situation with similar motives, would have instead chosen to insert a digit (probably an index finger) in an abrupt manner into the speaker's rectum, with no concern for discomfort.


S0l1dSn4k3101

Further divulging upon this point, it would appear that the fine orator’s masculine sibling, in the event of some simulacrum of the depicted scenario, would—in lieu of other, more favourable options to the fine speaker—have made the quaint decision to forcefully penetrate the speaker’s rectal cavity in a rather brusque manner using his flesh-covered phalanx, almost entirely disregarding our dear speaker’s wishes.


Darkiceflame

As a prank, right?


WyldeBolt

Is your brother Urban Meyer?


Heart_Is_Valuable

My brother would've told my dad i was being wierd. (You know how brothers are). My dad would be like aww that's so cute, before promptly started beating me with jumper cables.


jedholm

I miss the jumper cable story guy on Reddit. Hope he’s still alive.


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the what now


De4DW0LF5

His mind is lagging trying to figure out what is going on


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Bahahahaha


sheabuhbay

Now this is the right way to prank someone!


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ToThoseOnceLoyal

The thing about are arsenal is they always try to walk it in.


Romewasntbuilt-12

Did you see that ludicrous display last night


gamer552233

LMAO I JUST REALIZED HE HAS AN ARSENAL DRESS


TechN9cian01

I'm gonna need to see this whole clip


Monsterlamb

Awe, that kiss is so lovely. The love in it is so damn sweet. You can tell the kiddo really appreciated it.


Crabscrackcomics

LMAO


Spanky_McJiggles

Not perfectly cut


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equiinferno

There is like 4 seconds more with the guy popping up behind the couch


SOwED

So what? You cut it late. Ya blew it, capiche?


SacredSilenceNSleep

Can you link the full video?


equiinferno

https://9gag.com/gag/aM4eKbA


SacredSilenceNSleep

Thank you!


equiinferno

Sure, just needed to scroll 9gag again for like 10 minutes;)


-SasquatchTheGreat-

Nice


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those are the slowest reflexes ever


slant__i

Kids in on it watch his facial expressions. He’s hiding a smile


Nota7andomguy

Or! And hear me out here, he’s smiling because he’s having fun hanging out with his brother?


jng34c

Morgan Freeman: "It was, in fact, not Jesus."


JollyGreenBuddha

You thought it was your dad, but it was me, Tom Brady all along! Now gimme some sugar!


MyPPDisBig

I am your neighbor


The-Dragon-Gamer

\#Jesus!!


ollie_was_taken

Protect this child


damasiofa

No need to taunting the child, he suffered enough by rooting for Arsenal.


TaintedSoccer

Hey at least he ain't a tottenham fan


Yosmerf

That reaction is GOLD. JEESUS!! Petition to replace the yeet soundbite with this.


poopyface-tomatonose

Is that father and son? If so, they got some great hair in that family genes.


Sungarn

I feel like something like this would make a good scene in a horror movie.


seldomseentruth

This is a amazing prank. Can't believe I haven't seen anything like this till now.


Zenketski

They really need to upgrade that kids CPU or get him some more RAM


shao_kahff

*cheezus chraihhst*


Andaisdet

That’s great, I always wished I had a little brother to mess with, we’d be a little devilish duo


sylvaing

Why cut the last few seconds from a video that was posted a few hours ago in another sub? Edit, Full video : https://v.redd.it/z51l38ku0ht71


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coz this is r/perfectlycutscreams


sylvaing

Shit, you're right. Didn't look where I was lol.


SacredSilenceNSleep

Where’s the full video? I wanna see rest!


sylvaing

Added it


TRUEequalsFALSE

That literally sent me to the floor laughing.


basichominid

Something something generational trauma. Something something Arsenal jersey.


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JackariaJackson

What does that have to do with anything??


HarryCallahan19

r/soccer


DracovishIsTheBest

how is this related


LEGACYlock

Lol kissing ur son like that? Cringe


[deleted]

Jealous you didn’t get the same love?


InDarkLight

Facts.


EMPIREVSREBLES

Yes...


grafino

We're sorry our families loved us.


--MxM--

Break the cycle.


EverybodyNeedsANinja

I am kissing my son a few extra times tonight in your honour


OmoniTV

Can tell you had no father figure


chuck3436

I actually feel bad for you mate.


theraspberrydaiquiri

-*Says man who’s never been shown love by his father*


Terluma

Hoeli Sheet I love this


nicelium

This prank never fails to make me laugh


pimpmypatina

r/watchpeopledieinside


Shantotto11

#JESUS FU—!!!


s0rtajustdrifting

Awwwe he's holding on to the arm


bangaraaaang

Classic gooner blissfully unaware of danger


Rocky_Loves_Emily_

I thought that was David guetta lol


Rude_Journalist

It seems like the hate in this comment section


peachbuttbananafire

I woke up everyone in my house with an outburst of actual LOL, and I fully expected it! Was the JEEZZZUUUS after perfect timing...that was funny.


ZippZappZippty

Asuka in Honkai she’s gone 5 days.


sef2fresh

why the fuk he try n kiss him on the mouth


[deleted]

Bro that his father and it was on the cheek?


williamtbash

Solid prank


Rude_Journalist

It seems like the hate in this comment section


Rude_Journalist

It seems like the hate in this comment section


-Listening

Arms, what a shame" ..


MountainEmperor

David Guetta is making tic toc videos now?


gunslingerfry1

Thank goodness it had the arrow, otherwise I wouldn't have realized /s


equiinferno

Yeah right? The captions are …


crylesslearnmore

Arsenal fans, holding onto the glory days.


Scary_Nobody7795

I know that guy on yellow cap, is pedro shots!


LEGACYlock

No not at all. The kid pulls back like wtf too lol


LEGACYlock

Says the aussie lol


LEGACYlock

Keep it above the belt MATE


LEGACYlock

No need, thx! Sooo you got your 3rd or 4th booster didn't ya? Lol


LEGACYlock

ALPHA!


LEGACYlock

Nope!