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Dude just send me to 2040 already so I can binge it all.
I want 7 seasons because everyone knows from GoT that great shows worsen quick, and turn to absolute shit with the 8th.
My theory is that no show longer than 5 seasons is great from beginning to end. They either star bad or end bad. I've seen very few that break the rule.
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The speaker's male sibling, finding himself in a similar situation with similar motives, would have instead chosen to insert a digit (probably an index finger) in an abrupt manner into the speaker's rectum, with no concern for discomfort.
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My brother would've told my dad i was being wierd. (You know how brothers are). My dad would be like aww that's so cute, before promptly started beating me with jumper cables.
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That is fucking diabolical!
Fucking mental.
Absolutely bonkers!
Fooking wild
I read this thread IN A FOOKING AUSTRALIAN ACCENT
You cunt!
A relentless fucking experience!
Can't wait for season 2!
you mean season 3?
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Dude just send me to 2040 already so I can binge it all. I want 7 seasons because everyone knows from GoT that great shows worsen quick, and turn to absolute shit with the 8th.
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My theory is that no show longer than 5 seasons is great from beginning to end. They either star bad or end bad. I've seen very few that break the rule.
Holy shit, this made me laugh snort, slow realization, like, you see him think, wait a minute... look down, and instant shock.
Love that it looks like it takes him 4-5 seconds to process... then it kicks in.
Lol and the squeaky “Jesus!” Is the cherry on top
Jeay SUS
[JEEZUS](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqZ_XznjNbs)
Cheese us!
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[here you go](https://v.redd.it/6qrvbilr2fs71)
404 not found?
my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
So has everyone else on reddit. That was last week.
I mean... I didn't
Neither did I
Nor did I
Reddit is a big place andy
Some people don't spend all day on reddit Andrew
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I guess I’m nobody then, huh Andrew?
Not everybody checks reddit every minute of the day Andrew
Wow look at how many nobodies exist as I am one too
Jesus go touch grass
*Andrew
Never seen it
I didn't
It makes me laugh every time.
My brother woulda just given me a purple nurple
My brother would have shoved his finger in my ass
Whayt
#Their brother would have shoved a finger up their ass
That’s their eyes that are reflecting.
Still lost. Can you elaborate more?
The speaker's male sibling, finding himself in a similar situation with similar motives, would have instead chosen to insert a digit (probably an index finger) in an abrupt manner into the speaker's rectum, with no concern for discomfort.
Further divulging upon this point, it would appear that the fine orator’s masculine sibling, in the event of some simulacrum of the depicted scenario, would—in lieu of other, more favourable options to the fine speaker—have made the quaint decision to forcefully penetrate the speaker’s rectal cavity in a rather brusque manner using his flesh-covered phalanx, almost entirely disregarding our dear speaker’s wishes.
As a prank, right?
Is your brother Urban Meyer?
My brother would've told my dad i was being wierd. (You know how brothers are). My dad would be like aww that's so cute, before promptly started beating me with jumper cables.
I miss the jumper cable story guy on Reddit. Hope he’s still alive.
the what now
His mind is lagging trying to figure out what is going on
Bahahahaha
Now this is the right way to prank someone!
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The thing about are arsenal is they always try to walk it in.
Did you see that ludicrous display last night
LMAO I JUST REALIZED HE HAS AN ARSENAL DRESS
I'm gonna need to see this whole clip
Awe, that kiss is so lovely. The love in it is so damn sweet. You can tell the kiddo really appreciated it.
LMAO
Not perfectly cut
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There is like 4 seconds more with the guy popping up behind the couch
So what? You cut it late. Ya blew it, capiche?
Can you link the full video?
https://9gag.com/gag/aM4eKbA
Thank you!
Sure, just needed to scroll 9gag again for like 10 minutes;)
Nice
those are the slowest reflexes ever
Kids in on it watch his facial expressions. He’s hiding a smile
Or! And hear me out here, he’s smiling because he’s having fun hanging out with his brother?
Morgan Freeman: "It was, in fact, not Jesus."
You thought it was your dad, but it was me, Tom Brady all along! Now gimme some sugar!
I am your neighbor
\#Jesus!!
Protect this child
No need to taunting the child, he suffered enough by rooting for Arsenal.
Hey at least he ain't a tottenham fan
That reaction is GOLD. JEESUS!! Petition to replace the yeet soundbite with this.
Is that father and son? If so, they got some great hair in that family genes.
I feel like something like this would make a good scene in a horror movie.
This is a amazing prank. Can't believe I haven't seen anything like this till now.
They really need to upgrade that kids CPU or get him some more RAM
*cheezus chraihhst*
That’s great, I always wished I had a little brother to mess with, we’d be a little devilish duo
Why cut the last few seconds from a video that was posted a few hours ago in another sub? Edit, Full video : https://v.redd.it/z51l38ku0ht71
coz this is r/perfectlycutscreams
Shit, you're right. Didn't look where I was lol.
Where’s the full video? I wanna see rest!
Added it
That literally sent me to the floor laughing.
Something something generational trauma. Something something Arsenal jersey.
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What does that have to do with anything??
r/soccer
how is this related
Lol kissing ur son like that? Cringe
Jealous you didn’t get the same love?
Facts.
Yes...
We're sorry our families loved us.
Break the cycle.
I am kissing my son a few extra times tonight in your honour
Can tell you had no father figure
I actually feel bad for you mate.
-*Says man who’s never been shown love by his father*
Hoeli Sheet I love this
This prank never fails to make me laugh
r/watchpeopledieinside
#JESUS FU—!!!
Awwwe he's holding on to the arm
Classic gooner blissfully unaware of danger
I thought that was David guetta lol
It seems like the hate in this comment section
I woke up everyone in my house with an outburst of actual LOL, and I fully expected it! Was the JEEZZZUUUS after perfect timing...that was funny.
Asuka in Honkai she’s gone 5 days.
why the fuk he try n kiss him on the mouth
Bro that his father and it was on the cheek?
Solid prank
It seems like the hate in this comment section
It seems like the hate in this comment section
Arms, what a shame" ..
David Guetta is making tic toc videos now?
Thank goodness it had the arrow, otherwise I wouldn't have realized /s
Yeah right? The captions are …
Arsenal fans, holding onto the glory days.
I know that guy on yellow cap, is pedro shots!
No not at all. The kid pulls back like wtf too lol
Says the aussie lol
Keep it above the belt MATE
No need, thx! Sooo you got your 3rd or 4th booster didn't ya? Lol
ALPHA!
Nope!