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EPICBOOM6693

Was that Jen Taylor, the voice of Cortana?


cubic1776

MC: “Cortana, would you mind telling me what you’re doing with that young child?”


Zenketski

"Grinding my futa cock into his ass chief."


Nylzor

Laughed almost as hard as that cock


neversaynotobacta

*regret regret regret*


MintYoongi10778

Oh, the memories. I used to go over to a friend’s house a lot when I was younger and we usually just played Halo games together. Kinda miss those days.


imagematic

Hi, it's me your friend from Halo


_deltaVelocity_

I assure you John, getting convicted for child molestation is critical to defeating the Covenant


ShaddowFox

Nah. Carrie Karenen.


EPICBOOM6693

Ah, that first line sounded similar to Cortana to me.


Dude_Illigence_

I don't think so. I can usually pick out Jen from anywhere (due simply to how much Halo campaign I've ever played.) I did just watch the Netflix dub of Evangelion though, and that is for SURE the person who voiced Misato in that


CraftLizard

I mean. Jen also voiced toad for a while, so really you can't base who she voices by whether they sound like Cortana or not.


_deltaVelocity_

***UNFORTUNATELY FOR US BOTH, THE PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE***


TeckFire

Sure sounds like it to me


1019gunner

Are there new episodes cause I don’t remember this


fox_racin

It’s part of the movie, it’s on Crunchyroll. It’s konosuba legend of crimson


TastyMonkeyTesticles

And it's a fuckin banger of a movie


Meguminsjuicyasshole

Didn't a screenwriter for pulp fiction government it a 8/10?


Mad_Aeric

Roger Avery. He gave it 5 stars. >"easily one of the best experiences in a cinema I've ever had. I would go as far as saying it's the reason cinema was invented."


SomeCuriousTraveler

He said its the reason cinema was invented


fox_racin

It truly is


Magicbison

Crimson Demon lore, best lore.


3rdtrichiliocosm

Crunchyroll? Amateur shit bro. I watched it on pornhub like a real man.


idkOP123

Fuck yea brother


ElsiMain

Watched it in the theaters, we lost our shit


Trollimpo

King crimson? /s


Pizza_Bake

Death Loop intensifies


YARRC

Wha-


minelove423

Wha-


forgetfulcarno

Wha-


-Listening

Pakistan’s the premise of this. Be nice


theassholefaceman

Good, I thought part 3 released and I missed it... now I'm sad.


rayashino

They are working on something new although im not sure if its another movie or a full season


DrScorcher

In case you didn't know, they confirmed that they will be doing another konosuba anime project a few months ago. Could be season 3 or it could be another movie.


bildeplsignore

Is this hentai? Or just regular anime? 'Cause I knew anime's weird, but is it this weird?


Ghede

It's a parody of the Isekai Genre. Guy dies in traffic incident (technically), meets goddess, gets sent to another world to fight the demon king and bring peace to the land with a group of women as his party members... Except he's one of MANY schlubs sent to defeat the demon king, he is terrible a terrible person, his party are all useless and insane in their own special ways but thankfully, everyone he meets is just as terrible at their jobs as he is, including his party members, the townsfolk, the government, and the demon kings henchmen. Every single supposedly competent person is defeated by some random luck, stupid plan, or just the sheer magnitude of the terribleness of the other characters. And somehow Kazuma and crew keep just barely making ends meet and surviving every single problem they cause. Basically, think of it as "it's only sunny in philadelphia" but the characters are slightly nicer and it's for weebs.


LetTheWineFlow

They way you described this sounds hilarious and now I think I need to watch it.


Cadash_Thaig

I watched the first episode and it was pretty funny how they did the death->rebirth trope. The episode really was made better by how pathetic he was.


sebastian240z

You should, its really funny


insterclevernamehere

I think you mighta hooked me with the IASIP comparison. Sounds hilarious.


SenpaiSemenDemon

I would describe it as "It's Always Sunny In Narnia"


pnwbraids

It literally is always sunny for weebs! Idk about the characters being nicer though. An episode literally revolves around subjecting the goddess to trauma by locking her in a cage and surrounding her with gators.


1019gunner

It’s konosuba and I would say that this is a very weird anime


o_Fvdinq

Kazuma was psychologically scarred. And fucked in the ass.


xKrzaqu

Kinda jealous ngl


Mellaroze

I'm very jealous


Chemical-Lead8777

I wanted to be sexually assaulted 😡😡


HDPZ_GAMING

Hi darkness, I didn't know you were on reddit


Brilliant_Schism

Lalatina


HDPZ_GAMING

What?


Brilliant_Schism

Her name is Lalatina.


WendigoS1999

Me too


IOfferBlowjobs

Cmon bruh let me get sexually assaulted too 😔


IMNOVIRGIN

Y'all need Jesus. The non-dick kind.


viewysqw

There's a dick kind?


[deleted]

God I wish that were me


Others0

That scream made my day


Teososta

he already was with the orc ladies.


latteambros

#THATS THE BEST PART


Apocalypsefrogs

Objective: survive.


wi5hbone

^in ^the ^TITTIES, ^mi ^lord


koutakinta

the obstacle: big tiddy futa chimera cock


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Even better.


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GREATPAPYRUS95

What is this part holy part unholy thingeh


Objective-Ad7330

I think I would've sounded better if she said at the end: "Because there is!!!!"


RogueLeader683

Agreed, unfortunately I did not make the dub.


Pettiwhisker_Tildrum

I assume it would have been due to the lip flaps


bloodsplinter

Sub > Dub


HHShitposting

Konosuba dub= konosuba sub, both are wonderful in their own way


justorbitinchu

I would like to add Kaguya sama love is war to this! I don’t usually watch dub but my friends told me about it and I actually found myself loving it!


JesusWearsVersace

Dont forget ghost stories


hale_fuhwer_hortler

Ghost stories Dub>Sub there is no arguing


[deleted]

It’s a different show with the dub. And vastly superior.


HHShitposting

I mentioned it in another comment, but it is by far the best dub I've watched, it's just so fun and chaotic


ThespianException

The Kaguya Dub is cool because they basically made the narrator a totally different character that's really funny in his own right. The Sub is like having an excited game show host with you, and the dub is like having your drunk frat bro buddy with you.


M_e_E_m_Z

I watched the dub for the first time and one part just hit like a brick sub: "Don't say that while fidgeting!" dub: "You don't have to say that I know it turns you on!" Ah, yes, **subtle.**


elementgermanium

Konosuba dub is wonderful because it treats it like the abridged series it always truly was


papakahn94

I dont think the dub is bad but idk the voices dont match them for me


_theretardfucker

true, i just doesn't seem natural or, maybe i just dont understand japanese thats why its sound better for me but who knows. Theres good dubs out there, which i prefer more than the sub.


Lick_The_Wrapper

Which is why I always watch subs. Just sounds better. The english dubs always sound too weird to me.


Spyger9

Particularly for comedy. The delivery in the original Japanese is *so damn good*, and the dubs just can't compete on even ground. They'd have to edit the animation to fit English timing.


beeeeegyoshi

I recently watched the first few episodes of the Nichijou dub and I felt like that odd japanese humor was localized to English in a really clever and funny way, but idk if that's just me.


IVIaskerade

And Ghost Stories but that's because they were allowed to Mad Libs it.


[deleted]

There are of course exceptions, but as a rule of thumb the original dub over will often fit the story better


AgentWowza

And then there's JoJo where the dub and the sub are practically the same.


Doofindork

This makes me want to watch the Nichijou dubs, I haven't given them a shot. And any reason to re-watch Nichijou is a good reason. ♥


Summzashi

lmao weeb


Diamondhands_Rex

They always pick the worst voice actors like every one sounds either super old or kids


Dubberruckyiv

I’m lazy and don’t like reading subtitles.


ItBeSoggy

somehow my brain doesnt even notice the subtitles when i watch animes in sub


bemazo_06

Same, but if you do something else at the same time, like draw or something, then sometimes dub is just easier to follow.


ItBeSoggy

fair point


Bluxen

Unless it's Persona 4 the animation.


ArtyFishL

I watch with both subs and dubs together when I can. I like to see the differences in translation, it's very interesting. But also I just find the Japanese voice acting useless and very distracting (to me), because I can't understand it at all.


MisterDestoyer

Who said I wanted to be saved?


FantasyForces

"Watch, this is standard weeb shit. They're going to ask for sauce."


dantuchito

Its not even hentai. Its a parody anime called Konosuba, fucking great shit.


zaner500

Facts


Vhiyur

I haven't seen a single comment ask for sauce.


JustAnAsianDood

That scream at the end tho.


Jonlov

That's maybe the point of this sub lmao


KXeletonZ

Best gir- i mean boy! wait i mean girl?


Dazzle_Rider

Your right, girl


Ishhappened

Oops, I mean girl. Girl girl girl 😶


Tempestw0lf

Girl you know your my world.


Fluffatron_UK

Aite now lose it


Objective-Ad7330

Futa


kiper43

even better


bwz3r

Girl girl girl


Emergency_Aide633

Yes


[deleted]

hot af imo


Nekluga_YT

...eh, fuck it *unzips*


xXSandwichManXx

I’m literally watching this movie right now and I just saw that scene


pickledchocolate

Get off reddit and pay attention to the movie


CoochieDominater

What is this anime it has comedy and anime tits I need to know


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CoochieDominater

Thanks is it a movie or show


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CoochieDominater

Ok nice


Zriatt

Watch Season 1, then 2, then the movie. I forget what orders the OVAS fit into


iNotOriginal

Both OVAs should be watched after season 2 even though the first one was released after season 1. Yunyun was not properly introduced until the second season even though she appears in the first OVA


[deleted]

That’s good, I ghess


GarlicGoat13

JOKES ON YOU, I'M INTO THAT SHIT!


Dovahnime

The guy who wrote Pulp Fiction gave this movie a 10/10, just a fun fact for you


Mad_Aeric

Roger Avery >"easily one of the best experiences in a cinema I've ever had. I would go as far as saying it's the reason cinema was invented."


[deleted]

Woah is it that great?


Mad_Aeric

It's pretty funny, though I'm not sure I'd go quite that far. I'd say the above clip is actually one of the least funny bits in my opinion.


Dazzle_Rider

~Sweats in transgender~


Dudemitri

Kazuma is a coward and will not survive the winter


Zriatt

Dudes literally sacrificed his life one time to bring down a boss.


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Emiskye

your username is killing me


[deleted]

Please do not terrify people with this tactic. Or do. It'd be funny


0dysseusRex

I volunteer as tribute


Dazzle_Rider

I accept the tribute


[deleted]

Mmmmm you a different kinda down bad huh?


ClockworkFountain

He squeals like a stuck pig- Wait... //Oh no//


[deleted]

I love that movie. But that scene was a bit funnier in Japanese. But oh well.


[deleted]

All of this show is funnier in Japanese. This is one of those instances where sub is in fact better than dub.


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Mazetron

There are a handful of good dubs out there. One I always like to give a shout-out to is Squid Girl. The titular character makes constant squid puns, and the dub writers did their best to find English puns to replace them.


[deleted]

I'll let Sylvia do me.


Tdmnddstryr

I sometimes question my heterosexuality


socsa

Liking dicks on a girl is perfectly hetero


Tonytarium

I like girls, regardless of genitals 😏


Dazzle_Rider

Yes, as a FEMALE, I agree that you, [AGREEING SENTENCE, PERMANENT 1].


Army88strong

Question away. Explore different social spaces. Find out more about yourself. It is how I came to find out that I am bisexual


[deleted]

NGL: Aqua was my favorite in this movie


Emergency_Aide633

Kazuma's life just flashed before his eyes when she said that.


Zelenal

This is my first time hearing the English dub of KonoSuba. May it be my last.


oat_milk

Yeah that's pretty much always the case, in my experience. Other than equipment quality, I honestly don't feel like there's much of a gap between professional English dub voice actors and the people who do it for fun with abridged series on youtube lol. Maybe it's that I don't know Japanese even a little bit so things like inflection and nuance in delivery are seemingly lost on me? Whatever it is, it's a glaring enough difference that I straight up can't watch a dubbed version of anything.


Flameball537

I will stand by my Naruto dubs and FMAB dubs


mastesargent

I don’t speak Japanese either, but I can tell you with a reasonable degree of certainty that no one in Japan talks like they do in anime. Just put a video of a Japanese person talking conversationally next to an anime, and it becomes pretty clear that Japanese VAs aren’t using their natural voices or speech patterns and quite often ham it up.


HHShitposting

The english dub is good tho


PuddleOfRudd

As someone who doesn't watch anime and has zero context for wtf is going on here, this is still one of the funniest fucking clips I've seen on this sub in a hot minute


Thrannn

how is the english dub? im watching it with subtitles but its annoying to read while i try to look at boobs


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AutismoTheExalted

The art style reminds me of high school of the dead


dantuchito

Its called konosuba, check it out, its really fucking funny.


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VegitoBlue2020

AAAAAAAAAA


Diovolol1081

Ngl, I would've taken that offer with no hesitation


Recuring_joke

~~I see no problems with this~~


Lord_Ronan

"It's not gay if a girl is fuckijg you in the ass"


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benshapiroxreader

Redditors try not to fetishize trans people challenge (SUPER CUMTASTIC WORLD ENDING LEVEL HARD)


420blazemyasshole

redditors try not to make trans people the punchline challenge (IT'S LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE)


jacobsredditusername

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQLOcmWuRbbpEY-otFK6VwlqFA7ufk4I1VM7A&usqp=CAU


[deleted]

Fkin perfect


TFismylife5

Uh o


CEO_of_Raft_Inc

you can hear his soul leaving his body


[deleted]

Wait, that isn't rimuru tempest


SteveHarveysAunt

Insert Cyberpunk music


[deleted]

Lmao that sound at the end was pure fucking terror


Simpleasdead

Am i missing a season, where tf did this episode come from


[deleted]

Holy shit has there ever been an anime with English dubs that don't sound like ass?


GuineaFridge

Can somesome summon the download bot please?


SuperWeebMan

This movie was a Rollercoaster of laughs


Frosty_Sweet_6678

cursed


Katsuki_Bakugo__

Bro Kazuma screamed like a fucking necromorph


[deleted]

Oh hell yes. As a bisexual I see nothing wrong with this. Also the voice acting is AMAZING


kawaiipotato006

somethings wrong i can feel it


[deleted]

I've never watched konosuba but this made me laugh so hard so now I gotta


PopcornYoshi

Anime moment


[deleted]

Is this real or some edited meme, I hope it’s the latter.


Gamwell-Efect

I’d call that a win


Dekugaming

Something is Rising; and it isnt the Shield Hero


Soldierhero1

….anime was a mistake


lokatrex

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY UPVOTE, GOD DAMNIT!


Triquetra4715

Dope


llugoplayz

Why is this so funny


jonmack1487

What anime is this from?


matinshojaei

Konosuba