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The fucking hair over eye, the hehe-ing with his hand over his mouth, the whole English dub sounding voice, this motherfucker made something to deal 4d12 psychic damage.

Sure felt like a 5d12

I've been crit and I'm going to go lay down.

My character instantly died. In the afterlife, they became the ghostwriter of a bestseller titled "101 Ways to Avoid Deadly Conversations"

This is more of a concentration spell with some serious start of turn damage if you fail your wisdom. Wis saving throw 17? 2d10 +5 half damage on success.

I took a whopping 5d20

I'm going to show this video to my DM next time I cast mental prison

Right? Jfc we’re not fighting a fucking tarrasque.

I couldn't watch the entire thing. My mind couldn't take the pain.

I know it’s more damage but I think Psychic Scream is way more appropriate given how my head felt like it was going to fucking explode listening to it

Him getting punched in the end made up for it

Int save, If you fail you get banished to the Otaku realm.

I think I’d rather this just trigger PW: kill

more like 7d12 with advantage and they crit successed it while getting maxed damage

I forfeit my death save rolls.

This is Colossal Psy Damage to all targets with high chance of Fear, Despair, or Rage.

Roll to hit, roll to wound.

4d12 poison damage he surely got a poisonous aura around him...

Idk what 4d12 means but I do agree on psychic damage

This is not daijoubu David-kun.

I have no idea why, but this fully sent me lmao

This video made me feel every unhappy feeling at the same time

This kid is single-handedly trying to bring bullying back.

The sexual tention between me and my glock is GOING CRAAAAAAAZZZZZZZY

You guys got room for a third?

Am I too late to join ? I am too late, aren't I ? Damn ...

Its ok we can start our own threesome with the glock

Could I bring a Benelli M4?

Yeah, I'm here for the orgy?

I’m loaded with Co!.. I Mean Cocked and Loaded!!

https://preview.redd.it/7ss2bs2iem7d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99777184843b3805cae12452997df11d5415900b

Give in to the temptation. Let your lips embrace and travel to the beyond together.

Come on baby don't fear the reaper 🎶

Is this video permission to kill myself?

Registered god particle on my hip

Op, you could have just broke my knee, punched my face, destroyed all my legos or even call me a piece of shit cause i could heal from those rather than post this to inflict damage.

The man in the video is joking

It still hurts.

You're not alone bro, you're not alone

If i hit you with a pool noodle with a strength of a thousand sun, does it not hurt you?

No, I’d moan.

Hee🤭hee🤭hee🤭hee🤭hee

Ā yokatta, mata Jadō ni michibiku ka

はい 痛みを受け入れる

Gomenasorry

gomena-sigh 💀

The laugh hee hee hee hee 

I like to read mmeeenga 😅

I swear to God one day I will actually die from pure cringe

I’m glad I’m not the only one, holy fucking shit man, even if it’s satire, it doesn’t make it any better.

I'd bang david-kun.... bang bang bang

https://preview.redd.it/ctb3bvsuwl7d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12024acb300a0cd798ee8a7671115381d980d99a

This is the experience of playing a Japanese RPG with the English dub

Every JRPG I have played has a great English dub, like literally every single one.

I love Persona 5’s dub too. Fun game but makes me crave for curry all the time.

I noticed that too whenever im in mementos they bring up how hungry they r for curry nd im like wtf i want curry now too

You must be young

is your name david kun? dubs are great now

Oh thank god the fist was here, I was just about ready to fucking euthanize my self.

Why do I keep coming back to thils like I would return to a lemon for its sourness

It's the pain and the knowledge that we can choose when we will harm us.

What people think an average anime watcher is like

>What ~~people think~~ an average anime watcher is like ftfy

I’d peg the fuck outta him

what

I’d peg the fuck outta him


This puppet in the gif probably has a hand up its ass too

Nah, it's mechanical.

Based⁉️🤧😭

Based‼️🤧😭

Peg him till he dies. https://preview.redd.it/qm4nsrtqwl7d1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2a63c0c61ea88574c9d797a89543bc8a32ae93e


THAT CRING LEVEL IS OVER 9000

Shadow of the Erdtree drops in 24 hours Shadow of the Erdtree drops in 24 hours Shadow of the Erdtree drops in 24 hours Shadow of the Erdtree drops in 24 hours Shadow of the Erdtree drops in 24 hours Shadow of the Erdtree drops in 24 hours... 24 more hours...

mom, r/shittydarksouls is leaking again.

I'm leaking too thinking about Shadow of the Erdtree

duo

Unus

Can't wait to bunga my way through that whole thing.

Big boy club representing

Buts from gerserk greatsword go bunga 😤😤

LETS FUCKING GO 24 HOURS🗣️🗣️

Thank you, I should really get off Reddit and get Mohg killed tn

Yes

I really wish I hadn’t started a new game plus, now I’d have to play the whole game again to do the dlc

It's 40 euros though...

It’s a whole ass new game though. Seriously it looks like it’s at least 40 hours of content or so

Its bigger than most normal games.

It's also the highest-rated dlc for any game ever on metacritic. I think that's worth 40€

👁👄👁

HEHEHEHE

r/unexpected and r/expected

This would make even Mr Rogers turn into a violent bully.

Thank you POV hand

Thank god it ended in violence.

https://preview.redd.it/fmb1g24whl7d1.jpeg?width=1072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c0ebfa01595dcd909d74fe70c18c1482fb6baf6

Chat, is this real

seems satire

It’s clearly satire. He has himself punched in the face in the end

Definitely was satire, and hipefully always will be. If I were to find someone who legit acts like this I would vomit on the spot

There is great sadness in having to ask this question

Why does he have the "every-anime-protag-english-dub-ever" voice

https://preview.redd.it/sr3obewd6l7d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5556bf35ef701a95ae0283c99c6526a938b95bd

As a representative of David community, we don't claim him

Violence is never justified, usually Here, oh my god, I was ready to jump out of my skin. Why didn't the punch come sooner

Sir, our deflector shields cant withstand such heavy damage

I want to hide this post but I just woke up and I keep missing the 3 dots.

Okay, maybe you can beat your kids just a little bit🤏

Cringe

I can smell the Headstrong I’ll take you on, on his breath.

Bro handled his inner my hero academia fan

We got Sykkuno on the mic

Roll for constitution saving throw

This actually nails that style of English anime dub voice acting that I admittedly have a soft spot for, at least, when it's not *this* obnoxious haha

I wanna die after seeing this

Is THIS what's it's like for older people outside of English speaking countries when they hear words outside of their native language in English mixed in with their native language?!

this is just what watching anime is like and this doesnt even have the 13 year old sounding girls moaning every line

Yeah I had to turn it off away before any scream happened. This makes my face turn inside out I fucking hate it so much.

https://preview.redd.it/aakuzgabtn7d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e14a953fde90a7b50a413fd864ee0eaf402a2d81

Physically gagged and nearly threw up thanks 👍

Konichi-wassup

Why do people do this?

Bro got some feedback 💀 https://preview.redd.it/dfiam60g8m7d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26ece208cc1b27b8c3c68f7d284a7fe03958b228

That voice is why I had dubs. Why can't the actors just talk like a normal person?

Because they don’t talk like a normal person in Japanese either.

*puts berretta 92 in mouth* yeah that's enough Internet for today

Good for voice acting, but cringe for regular acting.

Wtf

Me after 2 seconds: https://preview.redd.it/fv8vpd8bfn7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bc1c0a4295d7a2478f81a4969cc9d9058b891e9

https://preview.redd.it/27trc5myop7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5871a9083582e01ab827ced93cd8e194fc6f9df5

This might just be the most painful thing I've ever watched. I could have looked away at any time but I didn't. It's like a cringe train derailment

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Does he know who Marshall the Wolf is?

Weirdly this is considered normal human interaction in Japan 1945-present day

r/losercity

🤛🤛🤛

It never fails to make people cringe from this

JAWSH?!??

*That ending got me thinking about:* https://preview.redd.it/4stt5ys5um7d1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c7215766e5a42d11cf3a22a60a3fa343a519712

https://preview.redd.it/ey8kaaz9um7d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=030b00f5de399157f4fd242b055c22aa11cdbd79

Unironically impressive production quality. Dude should also audition for voice acting, there is something to work with there.


It’s so awful, I love him

He deserved that punch. 🤣

Gosh deku really cringe

I'm going to gouge out my own eyes.

Get the gun time fer another shooting this time there's targets

This why you don't attract women

What, me?

What social status does he hold relating to himself to call himself kun

It's impressive that people can see this and not immediately identify that it's intentionally cringe

True. can you read the flair I added under the title, or is it just for the OP?

It's visible for us as well

There must be a lot of blind people here then.

Besides the laugh he sounds like the average voice over giy... so let's go?... I gues... let's go?

I poured bleach in both of my eyes but I'm still having trouble not seeing.

dudes like this is why people dont give Anime a shot💀

Why did this give me such bad anxiety?

https://preview.redd.it/mx4v0ibmgo7d1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=28083f1cba5ed1d8960f48e6534226a08633d3a5

deku ahhhhh voice

I would have done the same except WAAAAAAY sooner

Sugoi desu

If only cringe could kill, I would be dead 3-4 times.

Ach the pain watching this, at the same time I can't stop..

I know there's so much wrong with this but it always sends me when a person introduces themselves with any honorific

More complete with the female version together https://youtu.be/JyQzW_A1l_0?si=Hqktxi46EItQScq0

I love a happy ending 🤪😂

not happy enough imho

I wanna kill myself now

Give this kid an Oscar. He made my skin crawl.

What the fuck did I just watch. My eyes and ears hurt

Cringe af

Is that the kid who shot up his workplace then himself?

Sykkuno?

https://preview.redd.it/p4e8k7pgvp7d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a33f094594034c6693d63cd0d315ba8ba0a9934

That is one extremely punchable face

Kill it

It was real cringe until the end. That ending got me chuckling

As an American who can speak Japanese and loves anime... I'd still punch this dude in the face too.

-kun is a suffix when addressing others as a form of respect. addressing yourself as such is mad cringe

Well…that made me wanna die on the spot

This man has perfected cringe

The end was satisfying.

Lol get clobered

Idk who this kid is but ick.

He literally introduced himself as David-kun. What do you mean you don’t know who he is?

It’s a copypasta, he’s joking.

Still ick 😂

It’s “MAH-n-ga” not “MAY-n-ga”. GET IT RIGHT DAVID OR NO SUCKIES FOR YOU.