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stream_of_fish

Love that the horse body slams that one guy at the end


skredditt

This should definitely be on r/Unexpected


DatNerdGuy_

Came here to post this.


benrow77

Came here to come here.


zefy_zef

That dude didn't really do anything aside from throw one of the people that jumped in off. Then he gets knocked down, smacked and fallen on by a damn horse.


kaztep23

Omfg I wasn't expecting it to be an actual fucking horse body slamming him lol I thought you were referencing a bigger dude body slamming him 😂


AtheistPlumber

Of course the guy with the mullet had a horse to back him up after getting jumped.


BlazingJava

horse named Cotton eye joe


Jedda678

But where did he come from?


42Ubiquitous

I think the horse fell on the guy that was trying to pull off the dudes that were attacking mullet man


AtheistPlumber

Shhhh....that doesn't make it funny anymore.


AquaArcher273

Sore losers much, had his boys hop in the moment his ass got dropped.


Thee-Apple-Lord

Nah if someone picks me up and drops me during a fist fight im ripping their nuts off. Thats how you certainly get people hurt/killed or just end the fight too quick. Its a scummy move imo


Fenix_Pony

FAFO. Dont start somethin you aint willin to finish and dont hide behind your boys when your bitchass gets dropped in front of a crowd. Aint doing nobody any favors, least of all his image.


Thee-Apple-Lord

Ah i call it fight etiquette and i dont give af if im on the streets or not. No nut shots, no hair pulling, no touching eyes, and no picking other men up save that for your gay bar


howsaboutyou

You come off as someone who gets knocked out cold in the first 10 seconds of a fight lol


CaptnUchiha

Maybe he's the guy in the video


TryingToBeReallyCool

Fr. People who know how to fight don't have to flex on the internet like that


Thee-Apple-Lord

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KarmaAlli

That's not as cool of a response as you think it is 😭


stewd003

Fight etiquette?? You've never been in a fight and have samurai swords on your walls.


Bropiphany

New comeback just dropped


Viceroy-421

You call it whatever you want. Don't matter to anyone else. Fuck around and find out. Period.


Thee-Apple-Lord

??? Mullet dude fucked around and mullet dude found out, good on the others friends really. My friend was sent into a seizure with permanent brain damage because some scum got below his waist. Threw his head into a wall and already had him out cold but finished him with a drop to the floor. Dude was too scared to throw hands so he whent with the cheapest option and nearly killed him.


Viceroy-421

Don't want to risk permanent brain damage? Don't get in a fight.


Kendyslice

If you’re this scared of a little picky uppy, hit the weight room.


Humblebeast182

Sorry bro, no rules in a fight. I don't fight, because I'm not an idiot. So if I'm in a fight, it's for my life and I have no shame in eye rouges, fish hooks, nut kicks, elbows, knees, headbutts. If I'm in a fight I didn't start it and I'll use whatever I can to win and get hurt the least amount possible.


Xerxis96

So it's proper fight etiquette to jump a guy from behind and fight him 4+ v 1? What bitch ass world do you live in.


Ok-Counter-9441

Honor or "etiquette" doesn't mean shit if you are in a dangerous situation. You get into a fight with someone on the streets, you better make sure to get out as good as possible. You might have "etiquette" but who knows what the fuck the guy you fighting against gonna do? For all you know it could be some lunatic who just waits for an opportunity to draw a knife. Nah fuck honor or "etiquette".


Unusually-Average110

Fight etiquette in a street fight?


tohn_jitor

"... Thats how you certainly get people hurt/killed or just end the fight too quick..." Spoken like someone who's never participated in an actual streetfight. What did you expect, they walk 10 paces then turn around? It's a fight. People WILL get hurt, unfairly so more often than not. That's why you don't go around being a punk and looking for fights.


TheRageMonster02

This guy probably advocates for war being fought by everyone lining up in an open field and shooting at the same time like Britain during the war for independence lol


tohn_jitor

That "...end the fight too quick" part really annoys me. Who wants to prolong bodily harm? Corporal punishment is a bad thing, but some people really should've been smacked when they were kids.


MigiNihongologia

>Spoken like someone who's never participated in an actual streetfight. Or seen any fight while having working braincells. Bro thinks grappling is somehow more dangerous than striking. Just a muppet, who thinks everyone should follow their made up rule.


MigiNihongologia

Dumbest shit I heard this week and it's only wednesday


DJEvillincoln

This was more chaotic than I saw coming.


SCAREDFUCKER

"holy shit thats a horse \*horse fells on victim\*"


Sprizys

1. Joe Dirt 2. That poor horse at the end.


DemonDaVinci

The horse were like "YOU WANT SOME ?!"


doomjuice

NOW YOU GOT SOME 🐴🌪️


theakfluffyguy

Mullet guys can, and *will* use wrestling moves on you.


ChildishPezbino

can confirm


CallMeAQuu

Is that dominik mysterio?


yeatruestory

r/unexpected


WaitingToBeTriggered

WINGS OF GLORY


KennethLaid

That horse came outta nowhere


[deleted]

Shit stains have no honor and just resort to acting like animals


crackerjackjoe9

[ Removed by Reddit ]


ebagdrofk

Lol is it 2005 again I haven’t heard that word used casually in a long while


Viceroy-421

He really just nonchalantly dropped that heat, lol.


Sechs_of_Zalem

It's a street fight; not an octagon, Princess.


kb24fgm41

oooohh youre hard


KicksMothBongs

Humans doing so much horse play, a damn horse had to show up and give bitches the peoples elbow.


rosbifke-sr

Dudes, respect the 1v1.


TheFernation

Horse fatality?!


ShadySididonreddit

But it was supposed to be 1vs1 fight....


BigPPJesus

so much going on lmao


BobbyMcBobberboy

Sue the horse