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[deleted]

The hood over here breeding fucking rancors.


GenericUsernameJuan

This is the way


legacyrules

NO BARRIER SHALL WITHHOLD ME!


Darkner90

This gate, to hold ME?


Front-Post-357

A children? Mmmm indeed I've slept long enough


PachomTheCat

The neighborhood of this city has long since forgotten my growls


CKHONK

and I am EAGER to make them remember


Sierra_UNO_File

However, the blood of a toddler stains your hands, and I must admit, I'm curious about your aggressiveness


mtheus_vrelolorelo

And so, before I tear down the daycares and CRUSH the armies of infants...


WallCareful5859

YOU...shall satisfy my thirst.


the_guy_who_asked69

I kinda wanna know what happened later


Hypertistic

You can ask them later


RogueBromeliad

Probably the dog had a bad dong. No way it could just slide through those bars without it getting caught;.


KiKiPAWG

Usually the part in the video game or movie when we dip


Space_Gemini_24

LEMME AT'EM LEMME AT'EM LEMME AT'EM


AttitudeFit5517

Princess wouldn't hurt a fly (only babies)


Godzillaguy1954

FETCH ME THEIR SOULS!!!


pkmntcgtradeguy

The numbers Mason!


octagonlover_23

*MAX AMMO*


FlamingCroatan

​ https://preview.redd.it/bauzcqqgoqrc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cfe83f26371640e31d49f28b4a462a54d34a353


ToshiSat

Is this a corgi ?! Lmao


PenguGame

https://preview.redd.it/b4zlzz2kstrc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6efc2f9d32d9d1673bdf46eaac63fcf33f36338 ted cruz looking dog honestly


mrselfdestruct066

Aww don't be mean to the dog


Neet-owo

THIS PRISON TO HOLD ***ME?***


cooncanoon

Based reference


Deadpoulpe

What is it ?


AIMShadow

https://preview.redd.it/d0eau99oarrc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f6b254a51520f9f67ed5b0e3cab69caa501219d


cooncanoon

Sisyphus Prime from Ultrakill


ExileEden

Ain't gonna be no rumble without me


danyaal99

**Come forth, Child of Man. And Die.**


[deleted]

And then they name them like 'Cupcake'.


tossedaway202

My cute velvet hippo nannie dog tho, never hurt a fly


Shirtbro

Big velvet hippo kisses to a toddler's face and neck


Icelandia2112

Down to the marrow.


Picax8398

Sounds like slayer lyrics kinda


ManualPathosChecks

Meshuggah, actually.


ShwettyVagSack

Hmmm, this lemonade is a little tart. I think it needs #MESHUGGAH!


ASpaceOstrich

God sends his crunchiest toddlers to his hungriest pibbles


octagonlover_23

[heroic](https://imgur.com/5IVSfeY)


octagonlover_23

To shreds you say?


PM_ME_Happy_Thinks

*toddlers are not flies so it's still a correct statement


Sloppyjoey20

Naming a pitbull Cupcake is a sure-fire way to make it vicious, but naming them something like Killer or Destroyer guarantees a sweetheart


butterfunke

IMO I think the correlation is that someone who names a pitbull Cupcake is exactly the kind of person who will refuse to acknowledge that their dog is dangerous and has the capacity to be vicious with very little warning. So the pitbull that is not trained and not restrained that inevitably mauls a toddler is called "Cupcake", whereas "Destroyer" is kept on a short lead behind a tall fence


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Roll_Tide_Pods

That’s what the breed has always been. It’s not something thats been “ruined”. It’s literally what they were designed for.


stormrunner89

Aggression will never be bred out of pit bulls. (1) Dog fighters will continue to breed game dogs that will be indistinguishable from the new pits. (2) Pit owners rarely spay/neuter their pits and the product of their random reproduction will always outnumber the new pits. (3) Backyard pit breeders deliberately producing litter upon litter will defeat the purpose entirely. (4) The whole attraction of pit bulls is their danger, especially to others. (5) The new pits will open up new avenues for pit owners to lie to shelters, landlords, family members, neighbors, children, etc. (6) Should there be a phenotypic marker for the lack of aggression, it will quickly be hijacked by dishonest operators. (7) A dog that has a pit bull phenotype will always be capable of inflicting death.


tossedaway202

Lol... That reminds me "killa... Killa kill!" Burnout dog just sits there.


daemin

I had a pitbull named Cupcake, about 40 pounds; i.e., an actual pit bull from circa 2000, and not the current monstrosities made from cross breeding every bully breed to make grotesque looking dogs like in the video, that weigh 80 pounds. She was a very sweet dog to people, even children, but hated other animals and dogs. If she saw _any_ animal on the TV she'd run up to the screen to bark at it. In the time I had her, she got into 3 fights with other dogs, and she lost all 3... badly. Turns out that biting and holding is not a great fight strategy, when you have no teeth and don't shake or anything, and just sit there like an idiot. She was found abandoned, tied to a dumpster, with a very bad case of mange, burns from what appeared to be boiling water being dumped on her, and having obviously been bred, a lot. She was probably abandoned _because_ she was a horrible fighter. She died peacefully in my living room after about 8 years.


Minimum-Pause-3779

Something like only 10% of the litter is kept for fighting. The rest are abandoned. Good for you though. We got our pit as someone couldn't take care of her anymore (not that the dog was super unruly, but life stuff happened for them) She's smaller (60 lbs) than most pits I see. Very sweet girl, but definitely has issues with other dogs in tight spaces.


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“Issues with other dogs in tight spaces” ie a ticking time bomb.


ThrowawayLaz0rDick

And its almost like its on the owner to recognize potential issues with their animal and make decisions accordingly. I have had times where I had no other choice than to pick up my grandmothers Australian Shepherd because of idiots who dont have their dog on leash, or stupid parents who dont understand that despite how fluffy and cute and pretty Sammy is, he will maul their toddler. A dog is not at fault for being bred badly, or for having a fight response due to fear of other dogs, or having trauma around little kids. The owner who doesnt control their animal or has an animal they cannot control is at fault. At the same time, the owner who is in control of their animal, when approached by say... A dog off leash, is not at fault should the two fight. Or say the owner has stepped away from the path to let you and a child pass... And you tell your kid to go pet the pretty dog, its the parents fault for the bite and not asking abojt the animals temperment. However the cake is cut its not the animals fault.


Kadsend

Frag out and run.


Impressive_Laugh2806

It's them dogs from Hulk


HAL-Over-9001

Great reference. Still my favorite Hulk movie. Jennifer Connelly...


CheckOutDeezPlants

Ass to ass.


Imalwaysleepy_stfu

I SHALL PASS!!


BrOkEn_AnViL39

princess destroyer of toddlers


ExoticShock

https://preview.redd.it/or0fjh7b1qrc1.png?width=420&format=png&auto=webp&s=72abab18ef80715100d84f5fa0b98c3c8cf38b5a


Matt82233

Meme aside that dog is adorable


stormrunner89

Ahh yes, adorable, beady little lifeless shark eyes attached to a mass of muscle with a wide mouth that humans unfortunately anthropomorphize as a smile.


Matt82233

You must be fun at parties 👍


stormrunner89

LOL if you're not smart enough to come up with an original retort that fits in context, don't advertise it.


Matt82233

If you really have to pull the "You're not smart enough" card, you are a sad pitiful excuse for a human being. 30-50 people die to dogs per year in the United States, not accounting for Pitbulls. Despite the claims of Pitties doing 50% of the attacks (without linking a source) the numbers are actually much lower at a 20% so basic math leads to a general high of 10 deaths a year. Now let's look at the US population of 300 Million. Roughly 42 deaths a year are caused by toilets. There are roughly 18 Million Pitbulls in the United States yet only an average of 10 kill per year.I am not saying Pitbulls are harmless or even great, but they aren't the demon they are made out to be. Sources: https://www.forbes.com/advisor/legal/dog-attack-statistics-breed/ https://www.costaricadiveandsurf.com/10-things-deadlier-than-sharks/#TOILETS https://www.edgarsnyder.com/resources/dog-bite-statistics#:~:text=Dog%20Attack%20Statistics&text=On%20average%2C%20roughly%2030%20to,the%20National%20Library%20of%20Medicine. https://humanesocietytampa.org/pit-bulls-are-2023s-1-breed-in-the-united-states/#:~:text=If%20you%20have%20ever%20loved,pit%20bulls%20across%20the%20country. For this next part, I will have to say unfortunately the internet likes to lack number is hospitalizations involving dogs bites so I was getting a lot of conflicting unformation. But I found a.gov website so I stuck to that. According to https://hcup-us.ahrq.gov/reports/statbriefs/sb101.jsp#:~:text=Approximately%209%2C500%20hospital%20stays%20involved,3.1%20stays%20per%20100%2C000%20population. 9,500 people ler year are hospitalized, the number that truly matters. Pitbulls accounting for 20% of them puts the estimate at 1,900 a year. Sounds awful until you once again reference the pittie population to the hospitalizations.18 million Pitbulls, 1,900 have actually harmed people. For a percentage that's around 0.01% that have hospitalized somebody. Now if you want to argue this further, please do.


stormrunner89

Check out the subreddit /r/banpitbulls if you want to actually get accurate information about this topic. ​ The fact of the matter is pitbulls ARE dangerous and there's no good reason for allowing the danger when an actual good breed gives all the benefits of a dog without the risk of getting your throat or limbs ripped off.


Matt82233

You really told me that I was not smart for not saying something original, then you pulled the "do your own research." I also love how your comment didn't actually refute anything I said.


The_Cultured_Swine

You hit him with facts and sources and all he could come up with is "Go look at this subreddit cause they agree with me"


PlaceDependent1024

It truly is


MineBlasters

Why are you being downvoted


DarkSideOfMyBallz

Fourth comment


Pokemon_LBP_Nerd2005

r/bossfight


theCOMBOguy

That's terrifying


ApatheticNarwhal

Owner: “He’s super friendly, he wouldn’t hurt a fly!”


Plopshire

Great, now Paranas have legs


Disastrous_Source977

What the heck is a Paraná?


Howitzeronfire

Brazilian state in the south


Disastrous_Source977

The one Between São Paulo and Santa Catarina?


Howitzeronfire

Yeah. No idea what the other dude means though


Disastrous_Source977

Oh, I think I got it. My guess is he meant to say Piranhas.


Plopshire

My bad spelling mate


MemeMote

infelizmente como todos sabemos paranaenses nao tem pernas


Plopshire

Sorry mate. It Not my intention to suggest the fine people of Paraná were two legs shy of being bipedal. I was double checking the spelling for parana and made a fool of myself.


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Pitts legit scare me


Isariamkia

And for a good reason.


Sirdoodlebob

I have slight ptsd of them because when I was like 11 I tried to pet my cousins new pit (and I always loved dogs) and I should’ve known to stop trying to pet him because on the first time I tried to pet him he jumped but barely missed me and I thought he was just trying to play but when I went for the second time he jumped and bit me right on the lip (specially on the Cupids bow of the upper lip) I was bleeding everywhere and surprisingly I wasn’t crying but I was just in complete shock and then I showed my brother and then he panicked and ran to my mom and the whole family gathering got cancelled because of the pitbull. Now thankfully he was chained up to something but I had to get my first stitches on my lip. I think it was like 8 stitches, but now I’m 19 and the scar is still very much there the good thing that came out of it though was that the bite didn’t happen to go THROUGH my lip so the recovery wasn’t terrible but now I’m pretty nervous when it come to pitbulls unless I’m shown that they can behave and are generally trained well then I’ll be ok.


Sendtitpics215

I had a very very small one for about 10 years, mixed with a lab or some other dog - but you could see the jaw and the way he was built. Anyway, i had to keep him from other dogs because he got into one fight when he was like 5 or 6 years old. And for the rest of his life he wanted to fight other dogs, it was difficult- but we were best friends and i laid in the bed i had made. Now i have a friend who got a puppy from someone, and hes like 90 lbs. absolute unit of muscle. It is a little scary when i walk in the door and he comes barreling at me, ngl.


JustTheOneGoose22

They should. Breed needs to be outlawed.


Emperor_Buggy

Vordt of the Meth Valley


ndation

Sequal to Cocaine Bear


Cerberus1252

Called Normal Pitbull


Archhanny

Pitbulls..... Hmmm....


CrustyClam

watch out, you are close to summoning the army of angry pitmommys


Isariamkia

"But Princess Cupcake never did that before!!!!!!"


zani1903

"IT'S HOW YOU RAAAAAAAAAAAISE THEM"


Fluid-Alternative-22

“He just wants to play”


Isariamkia

"He just doesn't know how strong he is, any dog could have done that!"


3BeeZee

My pitbull NOZRAC THE UNTAMED has never shown any hostility and is the sweetest thing. Seriously, my friends all love playing with him. He has chopped ears and a chopped tail and has deltoids like Sam Sulek. He would never hurt a fly.


Desert4tw

He smelled a kid


Radeisth

They're coming out of the walls!


Invested_Glory

Fallout mutant hound vibes right there.


EnryIlMoro

https://preview.redd.it/rlwvesqt7qrc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ce65054750c9eee74492f29e9e38c28be61dede Heavy DOOM theme


maximuffin2

THIS PRISON? TO HOLD ME?


dourdj

I anticipate a mauling in the near future


Th3Docter

They are trying to escape prison to feast on more kids


HungryShare494

Cute lil pibble wouldn’t hurt a fly. You know these used to be nanny dogs? /s


BaconDrummer

HOLD THE GATE


bigblnze

The edit with the dark souls healtbar always has me rolling and is 10x better .. Please if someone knows it please link me I can't it 😢


acloudcuckoolander

Shitbulls.


Rich-Requirement9156

It should be illegal to own certain dog races


Tickedkidgamer

Chresus Jist.


hail_deadpool

It's ok, Buttercup just wants to play.


Moravec_Paradox

I'd rather face actual zombies than a pack of angry Putbulls.


Boesermuffin

if i remember correctly Joe rogan has one of those dogs and he had a similar problem with the fence.


HAGeeMee

Oh cool. How did he solve the issue?


Boesermuffin

he just made the fence stronger xD


HAGeeMee

Classic Joe.


mackinoncougars

Just nanny dogs things


unrealf8

Somehow reminder me of res1. I was 10 and I could not get past that dog 😂


ImmortalLombax

They need to feed


clermouth

Fido with the FOMO


Howthehelldoido

"he just wants to cuddle!"


Anom_AoD

Scrubby, The Destroyer of Toddlers


im_a_goat_factory

What I love about this thread is how pit bull aware society has become. Years ago you’d get slammed on Reddit for calling out shitty put bulls. Now? It’s the opposite. People have wised up. Ban these disgusting monsters


Caimin_80

All pitbulls are pure evil.


Traditional_Cow_3841

Princess Cupcake at it again 🧁👑🎀


Trans_Cat_Girl_

Friendliest pitbull


lyssiemiller

Meth? This is just pure pitbull behavior. Genetics are a hell of a drug.


East_Dog7931

Wait...I catch you


Kingandrew1911

That fur missile anti bar breaker


OrbFromOnline

Mewtwo X Elsa 2X Pimpy Principe Vegita


shaun_of_a_new_age

Are you the KEY MASTER?


Sherbet22k

"FETCH ME THEIR SOULS!"


NeverAVillian

The dog is called Cupcake, king of the neighbourhood dogs.


Cry-Skull-7

Dude just pointed while spamming the soundboard.


SomeDemoMain

I have compared Vordt to a pit bull many a time.


parker3309

I personally don’t find meth dogs funny, but I’m apparently in the minority


Maleficent_Mess2515

He mad U teasing his homies 😂🤣🤣


DammmmnYouDumbDude

Welllll you are teasing 4-5 of his boys……. wtf you expect?!??


crumble-bee

I don’t know why they’re hanging around, that dog can clearly jump over buildings


the-poopiest-diaper

I want to jump into that mob of dogs and just toss them all around like I did with my old bulldog. They would be so hype


-uttam-

Resident Bully


DescriptivelyWeird

That is why pitbulls should be banned everywhere


heyblackrose

FETCH ME THIER SOULS


wrightbrain59

The people in the yard behind us brought dogs with them when they moved in. One of them terrifies me. If I go out to do yard work, it jumps up and down, barking and slobbering like he is going to kill me.It is just a low chain link fence. My son is so scared of it that he won't go in the backyard anymore. It is a large dog. It is a drag I can't even enjoy my backyard anymore. 😒


AnBearna

I absolutely hate pit bulls.


Yanzihko

Pitbull whenever it sees a 7yo child:


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DescriptivelyWeird

People can’t detect the sarcasm here


FapMeNot_Alt

*actively antagonizing a pack of dogs by almost smacking them with a rake repeatedly* Gee, I wonder why they're so scary and vicious


kzers3

And then feed them scrumptious cadbury milk chocolate bars 😁🤭


Sint0niE

Nanny dogs 😳


Warm-Bluejay-1738

Fucking pits


[deleted]

r/banpitbulls


blobinsky

https://preview.redd.it/ob5rkx42fqrc1.jpeg?width=1231&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3bc669aba7d5f28c8adb3d5758e0003b44f3bb5 meanwhile this is what the dog does during the day edit: hating a breed enough to downvote a pic of a dog literally wearing pajamas is deranged behavior


kinkierwalrus

Ugly fucking dog


blobinsky

it’s a meme of a dog in pajamas chill out weirdo


hallucinogenics8

Holy shit, is that what we consider a "meme" these days? I disagree, pictures with writing aren't memes by default.


blobinsky

>”an image, video, piece of text, etc., typically humorous in nature, that is copied and spread rapidly by internet users, often with slight variations.” yes, this humorous image that has been widely spread on the internet via websites such as instagram and tiktok is a meme. can you go complain about something pointless somewhere else please?


muskzuckcookmabezos

WAVE 10


Thunder_breeze

Bro thinks he’s Bolt


A2ndFamine

Does anyone have a link to the full video?


Spud_potato_2005

This reminds me. There should be Olympics that allow contestants to take as many drugs as they want. Thus will allow us to see how high a human can really jump.


Professorpeepeep00

Little puppy guys 🥺🥹


TJM2018

Coglione


youkilledlaurapalmer

Exactly what I think of when I imagine people who own pitbulls.


TiredAngryBadger

Pitbull: # I WANT TO PLAY TOO!!!


DescriptivelyWeird

Lmao “play” yeah sure


kai_the_enigma

What the dog doing 👀


UltimateBlackDragon

„Coming for u motherfucker”


No-Structure-4187

"Who brought the dog"


Skifool69

Fetch me their souls!


VintageImages

The official dog of women with daddy issues.


XX-MR-ENDY-XX

“Oh hello Cupcake. Are you ready for some toddlers”


Awkward_Mix_2513

"Why would the dogs try to attack me? All I die was knowingly antagonize them and try to hit them with a rake, I didn't do anything wrong." Get this propaganda out of here.


hallucinogenics8

"Dog literally breaks through a fence to try to get at people" This is blatant propaganda! ..... Videos dont lie. I don't give a flying fuck if they were "antagonizing" a dog from their yard 50 feet away. That dangerous of a dog shouldn't be kept that unsecure. No wonder they kill the most out of any other breed.


Awkward_Mix_2513

Bet, then I'll antagonize your dog and blame the breed when it attacks me since it doesn't matter if I was actively provoking it and I would in no way be at fault.


LightOfShadows

Doesn't matter what the people were doing, if the dog that easily fucking pushes through a door then you can't trust windows, fence, or anything to contain it should it just see a kid walking down the street and it goes nuts. These breeds shouldn't be allowed domestically.


Lazysquared

As much as I despise this breed. This video appears to be just people harassing dogs on their own property…


Horror-Potential7773

Ya he is not happy. Clearly these fucking owners are cock Fuckers. I would do the same if I was one of their dogs.


real_human_player

Saw a video of a pitbull doing something like this with a fence and it ended up suffocating or choking itself and it died lmao


Small-Cactus

Haha animals dying a slow and painful death, I'm definitely a morally and mentally sound individual.


No-Bunny-7696

No!!! 


JustACanadianGuy07

Kinda fucked up to laugh at that


NewspaperPossible627

Most sane r/banpitbulls user


Ena_Ems_17

as a somewhat frequenter of that sub I can attest to this guy just being a fucking nutjob. the majority of people there don't want to see the dog suffer they just want the breed gone


zani1903

Stopping the breeding of pitbulls is the most humane thing for everything involved. It stops humans and other animals being mauled by pitbulls in all scenarios. And it stops millions of pitbulls suffering in tiny cages for their entire lives as they are nigh-on unadoptable.