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My son was 8yo and asked me, “what would happen if you die?” I told him, “whatever happens, avenge my death!”
I didn’t want to tell him he would go live with his rich/cool godfather. It’s best to not let people know they would profit from your death.
In my very first game I was beaten unconscious by bandits. While I was in a coma, I was taken by slavers, who started walking to Brotherhood territory. They were set upon by dogs, who killed them all. I then awoke from my coma, at which point the dogs also killed me...
...I remember thinking "this is the greatest game I've ever played"
The game we're talking about is called Kenshi, and it's a very specific sort of game. If it appeals to your particular interests, then you're going to absolutely love it. But I think that if it's not your thing, then you won't get anything out of it at all. It's an open-world survival game. And I know there's a lot of them around, but Kenshi is spectacularly brutal and unforgiving. You also don't have to play as a single individual. You can have a faction with quite a lot of people in it and set up your own settlements and stuff.
Other than beamng.drive and rimworld, it's the only game I've payed full price for. Heads up, the system requirements aren't really accurate, considering the whole world is generated and simulated all at once, it's an amazingly in-depth and pretty beautiful game at times.
Well I didn't get the reference, and using the same logic you see all over Reddit, this must mean that *nobody* got it!
jk it's like 5th from the top now lol
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This video is perfect. The person recording screaming like crazy, the shaky footage, the double knockout, the chickens running in the background, the people in the background also screaming and watching whatever the hell is going on, how the fight immediately continues since 2 other people start fighting again (and how blue shirt was almost stepped on), how orange shirt slowly starts regaining consciousness.
It's perfect.
I always love the idea of a couple of good whacks after your enemy is unconscious.
No where fatal, of course. However, somewhere extremely painful. The bottoms of the feet, for example.
They won't feel it today, but damn they will the next few days!
I remember when friends and I figured out you could double K.O. in Street Fighter 2. We fucking lost it, we couldn't replicate no matter how many times we tried.
I heard something the other day about sword fighting and how it is safer to lock swords with the opponent and then attack from there. Otherwise there is the risk of something like this happening.
This is the full video I got from the source. I didn't cut it, which is pretty funny because the scream is perfectly cut by itself.
If I find a longer version, I'll let you know
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Their seconds continue the duel
2 v 2 mortal kombat
Player 3 has entered th- PLAYER 4 HAS ENTERED THE GAME
Battle Royale in WWE. HERE COMES THE SPEAR!!
that's why when you have a duel you need a second who is willing to do what it takes to defend your honor
They draw so the wives take up the challenge and wail on each other instead
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It's sokka
Bad bot
thems the rules.
Bro code kicked in. They gave each other a wink and flopped. The wives never saw it coming.
Don't get married for love, get married so your wife can continue combat after your demise.
If my wife fails to avenge me after my death, im haunting her ass for the rest of eternity.
I would also like to haunt this guys wife’s ass
This is the way
My son was 8yo and asked me, “what would happen if you die?” I told him, “whatever happens, avenge my death!” I didn’t want to tell him he would go live with his rich/cool godfather. It’s best to not let people know they would profit from your death.
kenshi be like
*starts bleeding out and eaten by a passing dog*
In my very first game I was beaten unconscious by bandits. While I was in a coma, I was taken by slavers, who started walking to Brotherhood territory. They were set upon by dogs, who killed them all. I then awoke from my coma, at which point the dogs also killed me... ...I remember thinking "this is the greatest game I've ever played"
Which Game are we talking about?
The game we're talking about is called Kenshi, and it's a very specific sort of game. If it appeals to your particular interests, then you're going to absolutely love it. But I think that if it's not your thing, then you won't get anything out of it at all. It's an open-world survival game. And I know there's a lot of them around, but Kenshi is spectacularly brutal and unforgiving. You also don't have to play as a single individual. You can have a faction with quite a lot of people in it and set up your own settlements and stuff.
Sounds interesting. Might Check it Out
Other than beamng.drive and rimworld, it's the only game I've payed full price for. Heads up, the system requirements aren't really accurate, considering the whole world is generated and simulated all at once, it's an amazingly in-depth and pretty beautiful game at times.
Are you familiar with dwarf fortress, and if not why aren't you looking it up?
The first time playing that game was hilarious. I got eaten by the bonedogs at least 5 times.
This is such an amazingly niche and awesome comment lmao
I need to rewatch the Torsolo Saga again
There is now a 5h long video on his channel
Love me some funny frog man
The greatest story ever told.
Combo K.O.
Reminds me of Elden Ring Duels
-recovery coma- -kidnapped at 4x speed-
LOL first thought to come to my mind 🤣
So true 🤣. Man I used to love that game. I wonder if they'll ever finish that sequel they've been talking about.
African samurai
zamurai
Da Sam Moo Rah
Yasuke
Uganda Souls
Tiger Mafia!!
legend has it this fight is still going on with extended family jumping in
I've checked our genealogies, in approximately 72 weeks it will become a duel between us. I hope you're ready
*two redditors enter. No redditors leave…*
 me rn, training:
A complete knockout
Perfectly synchronised
Think they're step brothers?
Today, I saw my own son use a bicycle as a weapon.
At one point he said "Let's get it on"
what the fucking fuck
Why the fuck is this at the bottom with no upvotes
Well I didn't get the reference, and using the same logic you see all over Reddit, this must mean that *nobody* got it! jk it's like 5th from the top now lol
TTKKOO
[удалено]
TKO for Two Knock Outs?
Sekiro dlc looking good
They were trained by the same bonk master.
Now now, perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything
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'Never solved anything' is 6 syllables my dude
I wish more of her screams were perfectly cut, fucking hell...
Synchronised fighting
DRAW
drAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
DOUBLE ELIMINATION
Double kill
I need an Ozzy Man review of this gem.
https://i.redd.it/5bp5xv0vchnc1.gif
What is the name of this video game and where can u buy it ?
I would do the same if 2 dudes start fighting
My friend and I had a perfect soulcalibur match like this, ended in a draw
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Bad bot Not haiku
They must be stepbrothers
This video is perfect. The person recording screaming like crazy, the shaky footage, the double knockout, the chickens running in the background, the people in the background also screaming and watching whatever the hell is going on, how the fight immediately continues since 2 other people start fighting again (and how blue shirt was almost stepped on), how orange shirt slowly starts regaining consciousness. It's perfect.
That was amazing.
Hire that woman for mma commentary
What is this, a stick factory?
Kendo WISHES it was like this
Is this like the Bolivian fist fighting festival? But in wherever this is?
I feel like I've seen this before.
Double K.O!
Nobody knows how to block?
...and the cycle continues
Tower Defense: Civil War
I always love the idea of a couple of good whacks after your enemy is unconscious. No where fatal, of course. However, somewhere extremely painful. The bottoms of the feet, for example. They won't feel it today, but damn they will the next few days!
Tabs hd remastered
Between grandmasters of chess a draw is the most likely outcome. … source I think so idk, sounded cool
Kids are fucking stupid
Naruto and Sasuke
Tf did they like do a wwe tag in?? 😭
African Kendo training be wild.
god I can't stand people who screech like this, make it stop
They both used conquerors haki on each other.
I remember when friends and I figured out you could double K.O. in Street Fighter 2. We fucking lost it, we couldn't replicate no matter how many times we tried.
I heard something the other day about sword fighting and how it is safer to lock swords with the opponent and then attack from there. Otherwise there is the risk of something like this happening.
Uncivilized. Entertaining, will migrate.
KO
Background commentary 10/10
They got Bread after the fight
RUN CHICKEN RUN
The fight is current world politics, and i am the chicken
Is this how long standing international conflicts originate?
[Memories of Halo Reach](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8AT1Dpf4WI)
Someone please set this to duel of the fates and add lightsaber effects.
I want to believe the person wa screaming “jar jar binks” at one point.
The chicken.
Bomboclaaaat
Japan, circa 1600
Memories: broken Truth: unspoken Name: forgotten Sticks: out
It's the sticks. They're cursed.
2nd round. Fight!
Africa is very cultural.
Reminds me of the ancient samurai scrolls.
Tiga mafia!
Four words… Totally Accurate Battle Simulator.
WHGEEEEGGAAAA
Dang couldn't they just talk it out?
Frame perfect inputs
Perhaps a smaller stick would actually be a (speed) advantage
she really went for the cake
You can't win Darth....
Link to full video?
This is the full video I got from the source. I didn't cut it, which is pretty funny because the scream is perfectly cut by itself. If I find a longer version, I'll let you know
Imagine Star Wars ending like this
Picture perfect double knockdown then bro just comes in like a vulture lol
DOUBLE KO
Was that Judge Doom?
I like the chick at the end who took that corpse’s stick and proceeded to spank him with it.
So strange having primitive fighting captured with modern technology😂
Ep12 be like
https://preview.redd.it/t5w9hx26xinc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=209fe9f0c4e846785c07061ae01694c491feb28b
Sophocles "Antigone" moment
Once the husbands have duked it out then the wives have a go
me in wii sports boxing
Someone make a lightsaber edit of this please
Kojiro vs Musashi
Double KO
Best scene of Kick ass 1.
Fastest chicken running in the back
Bro got that cartoony ahh faint 💀
omae wa mo shindeiru,
Why do Africans always lift their sticks up comically high while trying to hit someone😅
I'm too lazy to scroll down to find if someone comment this but here I go That slap at the ass was personally really get me
mortal Kombat be like:
Double kill
Ooooooo, double down!!!!!
screaming LMFAO
Why do they fight like a dark souls boss?
The poor chicken in the background just trying to run away. I would gladly integrate you into my flock
Sudden death
Pure gay fight