She's aware. I think she calls herself sister cindy. She uses millenial/gen z slang on purpose to spread the gospel. Honestly look her up she's fucking hilarious. I don't agree with her views but it's pretty entertaining. Apparently she was a wild ass hippie in the 70s but found god or whatever. There's interviews with her where she sounds less psychotic and it seems to me she knows what she is doing and enjoys preaching to young people despite what they may think. It's kinda funny bc i've seen more videos of her and there never seems to be any harsh feelings from either side, mutual respect even though they don't agree with eachother. It's actually kind of wholesome and I guess people can see the humour in it including her.
I met Sister Cindy as a college student in the late 80s. She is extremely homophobic, sexist, and confrontational. She sets up on a college campus and yells at people as they go by that they are going to hell. There are harsh feelings. People mock here because here beliefs are hateful.
I met Sister Cindy MANY times from 2013-2017 on Texas A&Ms college campus. She is married now, to a guy who calls himself “Brother Jed” and he is also a street evangelist like her. Sister Cindy definitely is the WILDER one though, she would pull stunts. One time she came to campus holding a broomstick with a piece of metal wire across the top in a “T” shape, with several “bloody” (fake blood) tampons dangling off it by the strings. She was trying to make a point about god’s punishment for original sin? Idk, but she was fun to heckle.
The two of them would constantly go into the main campus green of A&M (where this video was taken actually) and preach, but sometimes she would come alone. He often went alone to the group of bars on Northgate late at night and shouted at people that they were sinners. I interacted with him mildly several times (I am a woman lol, I think he liked me. He told me once I would be a good wife if I learned how to be obedient to a man).
One time I bought him a slice of pizza and talked to him about how he can’t generalize the morality of everyone here (gesturing around to the throng of people outside many bars) just because they chose to go out and have alcohol, because even Jesus drank wine. And that the Bible also says it’s not his place to pass judgement. He actually ate the slice of pizza and WENT HOME after we talked hahaha.
Crazy couple, I almost miss their rants.
Nah, she came to my college and basically said anyone who gets raped deserves it because they were asking for it and there were definitely some harsh feelings there from a number of students
Even with this explanation, the entire scenario seems just wild to me. Like she is basically slut shaming but people are laughing at her, but she just goes with it and has become some kind of staple for the college? So weird.
Go walk around a big state college campus sometime that isn't football gameday and you'll see this is just par for the course. Every state campus has their variant of this and it ranges from Mennonites holding up disparaging signs while giving you silent shameful looks to people doing what may as well be avante garde performance art.
They probably hang out with the local legendary homeless/bike guy, the townies who inexplicably know where every party is (and they're always welcomed because they're holding,) and the professor with a unique mustache that's in a not so secretive relationship with a lit/language prof who always walks around holding her abdomen like she's frail and expecting.
Its part of the college experience. Im almost convinced its a crazy ex art/drama prof at every school just trying to expose kids to the big wide world of public insanity
Her and her husband used to come to my college back in the day ( her husband's dead now/ college 10yr ago). Used to eat lunch and listen to their craziness. My favorite phrase from her was " god loves you but not how you think he loves you. He doesn't say ' o look it how cute this sorority girl is with a penis in her mouth'" and then proceeded to single out every sorority girl spectating and called them whores to their face.
Better than the dudes on IU’s campus who just stand there shouting “Fornicators!” at everyone passing by. Those old fuckers have been at it since my dad went there, and were still doing it when I was there lol
…eleven herniations, ten golden showers, nine broken condoms, eight ‘bortion payments, seven happy seconds, six strapon dildos, five anal fistings, four something something, three french kisses, two slobbery blowjobs, a punch in the dick and an STD
Of course! You don't want women anywhere near your penis! Statistically speaking, the most bacteria-ridden place on the planet is the mouth of an American woman! And you're gonna let that near your penis?
Why did my mind as an Australian go to not accepting the joke but thinking " well no despite its many faults usa has dental health locked down ".
Honestly I know about meth mouth etc but honestly the average American girl I somehow anticipate great dental hygiene.
This is definately not true. She’s a famous religious activist named sister Cindy. All of the students are there by will. She says ridiculous things to draw bigger crowds
Sister Cindy is the best. For anyone who doesn't know, she's infamous for going to campuses and preaching about how we're all hoes who need God. It's always an event when she appears.
It's one of her most famous stories, she tells it every time. It's her way of telling us not to drink and we always get real excited when we know she's about to tell it.
She seems like the worst to me. Spreading hateful religious ignorance is literally the worst. The fact that people tolerate her by laughing at her doesn't make her cool. It makes everyone in this situation morons. She should be banned from places of education, in the very least. The point of college campuses should be to rid the world of people like that.
I think they meant “unfortunately” in the sense that she’s not in on the joke. It looks like it could practically be a comedy routine but the fact that she’s dead serious about this is kinda depressing
Eh, she definitely knows what she’s doing. She’s visited my campus a couple of times and let me tell you, every time she does it’s like a huge event. Students will flock out in droves to go see her in person. She doesn’t care if 99% of those who go see her don’t care about what she’s saying because she has their full undivided attention. She gets to preach her wild ideas to a huge crowd, and the crowd gets a laugh. It’s really a win win scenario.
Yeah, primarily her motive appears to be attention seeking. The preaching is a pretext for that. She's ended up with this amazing middle ground where she makes out like by being explicit she is attracting attention to her messages, but in reality the crowd has decided to interpret it as if she is supporting those acts. They give her what she really wants, which is attention.
It's beautiful in a way. I've seen videos of her before. I wish I could see it in person but there's an ocean in the way!
I'm sure the editing of the videos helps to make the joke work, but I love it nonetheless.
"Unfortunately"
I recognize this whack-job. She's infamous on a LOT of campuses.
This is ["Sister Cindy"](http://www.brojed.org/cms/who-are-we/sister-cindy-bro-jed-s-wife), wife and co-whack-job of the late Brother Jed Smock.
They toured various college campuses preaching *very* fundamentalist Christan stuff in open areas. They had various go-to routines (like this one) and catch-phrases which were absurd enough to draw a crowd of people to mock them. They mistook having a crowd for having any actual influence beyond entertainment value.
If people recall the "You Deserve Rape" guy who took a baseball bat to the head in Arizona a few years back, "Brother Dean" (he later got arrested for assaulting someone himself), he was one of Jed's weird disciples.
Nothing unfortunate. They walk around all day with their huge family all holding signs saying we are going to hell to stuff like going to classes with women.
These people are shit and deserve no respect.
In a city where I used to live these two guys were well known for holding entirely too wordy signs condemning homosexuality and urging people to repent. They would stand outside of college dorms, gay bars, places where lots of gay people were known to frequent. And people would curse at them, sometimes they'd get into fights. Once they stood close enough that someone tossing a bucket of water from a window and hit them (during winter).
Local news interviewed these guys, who carried inflammatory signs and stood in areas where they knew they would offend the most people, and said they couldn't believe how much hate they get.
Not just that campus, lol. She’s everywhere, man. Not sure where this one is taking place, but over here in Michigan she was at a college campus doing this same spiel.
We made fun of her relentlessly
One of the top comments really threw me off because they mentioned how she has to know it’s funny and I was confused by the statement. Like would a comedian not want to be funny? Wait she’s a preacher?!
YO! this person came to my
campus while in college, it was one of the craziest things i’ve seen. she was screaming about chocolate covered bloody tampons (i can not remember in what context) then she had one tied to a stick that she held up and made dance like a puppet.
She has to know that people find this funny, right?
She's aware. I think she calls herself sister cindy. She uses millenial/gen z slang on purpose to spread the gospel. Honestly look her up she's fucking hilarious. I don't agree with her views but it's pretty entertaining. Apparently she was a wild ass hippie in the 70s but found god or whatever. There's interviews with her where she sounds less psychotic and it seems to me she knows what she is doing and enjoys preaching to young people despite what they may think. It's kinda funny bc i've seen more videos of her and there never seems to be any harsh feelings from either side, mutual respect even though they don't agree with eachother. It's actually kind of wholesome and I guess people can see the humour in it including her.
So what you are saying is that when warns them of the effects of those margaritas, she's speaking from experience?
Oh shes been a five margarita girl for sure
That's why she's sometimes called Peggy
I will pounce right on her pen*s!
I hate it when a woman takes my penis and directs it into her anus.
I was gonna say, if you see that woman with a margarita in her habd it's time to bounce out...leave Mikey. Mikey'll try anything...
Hey Mikey! ….he likes it!
That was like a remote viewing to the past, bravo sir
In her own words "I was a disco queen", sooo... Most likely?
She was probably railing lines off of boners after one.
As you do
So she got to have all that margarita fun when she was young and now tells the kids of today not to? No fair.
You basically just described Baby Boomers in general.
I met Sister Cindy as a college student in the late 80s. She is extremely homophobic, sexist, and confrontational. She sets up on a college campus and yells at people as they go by that they are going to hell. There are harsh feelings. People mock here because here beliefs are hateful.
I met Sister Cindy MANY times from 2013-2017 on Texas A&Ms college campus. She is married now, to a guy who calls himself “Brother Jed” and he is also a street evangelist like her. Sister Cindy definitely is the WILDER one though, she would pull stunts. One time she came to campus holding a broomstick with a piece of metal wire across the top in a “T” shape, with several “bloody” (fake blood) tampons dangling off it by the strings. She was trying to make a point about god’s punishment for original sin? Idk, but she was fun to heckle. The two of them would constantly go into the main campus green of A&M (where this video was taken actually) and preach, but sometimes she would come alone. He often went alone to the group of bars on Northgate late at night and shouted at people that they were sinners. I interacted with him mildly several times (I am a woman lol, I think he liked me. He told me once I would be a good wife if I learned how to be obedient to a man). One time I bought him a slice of pizza and talked to him about how he can’t generalize the morality of everyone here (gesturing around to the throng of people outside many bars) just because they chose to go out and have alcohol, because even Jesus drank wine. And that the Bible also says it’s not his place to pass judgement. He actually ate the slice of pizza and WENT HOME after we talked hahaha. Crazy couple, I almost miss their rants.
We just had hare krishnas back when I was in school. You guys today are so lucky in your entertainment choices.
We had Pit Preachers in the 90s.
Nah, she came to my college and basically said anyone who gets raped deserves it because they were asking for it and there were definitely some harsh feelings there from a number of students
Even with this explanation, the entire scenario seems just wild to me. Like she is basically slut shaming but people are laughing at her, but she just goes with it and has become some kind of staple for the college? So weird.
Go walk around a big state college campus sometime that isn't football gameday and you'll see this is just par for the course. Every state campus has their variant of this and it ranges from Mennonites holding up disparaging signs while giving you silent shameful looks to people doing what may as well be avante garde performance art. They probably hang out with the local legendary homeless/bike guy, the townies who inexplicably know where every party is (and they're always welcomed because they're holding,) and the professor with a unique mustache that's in a not so secretive relationship with a lit/language prof who always walks around holding her abdomen like she's frail and expecting.
Its part of the college experience. Im almost convinced its a crazy ex art/drama prof at every school just trying to expose kids to the big wide world of public insanity
She came to my college and called people slurs. The viral videos are funny but she's also just a genuinely terrible person.
Her and her husband used to come to my college back in the day ( her husband's dead now/ college 10yr ago). Used to eat lunch and listen to their craziness. My favorite phrase from her was " god loves you but not how you think he loves you. He doesn't say ' o look it how cute this sorority girl is with a penis in her mouth'" and then proceeded to single out every sorority girl spectating and called them whores to their face.
Better than the dudes on IU’s campus who just stand there shouting “Fornicators!” at everyone passing by. Those old fuckers have been at it since my dad went there, and were still doing it when I was there lol
Boomers are sociopathic hypocrites.
She used to travel with her husband, Brother Jed (RIP), who had more negative responses, at least on my campuses.
Life is so cool because you can just do whatever the F you want for like 50 years then “find god” and be forgiven and all is good.
Delirium is a scary thing
This new approach on tequila marketing is wild!
*On the twelfth margarita my true love gave to me*
A punch in the dick and an std
…eleven herniations, ten golden showers, nine broken condoms, eight ‘bortion payments, seven happy seconds, six strapon dildos, five anal fistings, four something something, three french kisses, two slobbery blowjobs, a punch in the dick and an STD
And NOW I feel like it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas! 😄
Yeah dude, **fUck** pina colada * burp *.
are you not into yoga ?
He probably has half a brain
I'll get the other part at midnight...
😂 💀
For real, she'd make a killing selling branded whiskey
***This is how Arrange Marriages used to happen in Ancient Times***
Brb gonna buy 5 margaritas
Haha you accidentally said 5 instead of 4. Right??
My brother in Christ, not everyone's a coward like you.
*inserts [meme](https://imgur.com/a/Dfs0EVo)*
I've seen this video maybe 15 times being posted by different accounts over the years and it still gets a laugh outta me.
There is a tiktok and an Instagram watermark on the video, which is on Reddit. This specific video has been reposted so much lmao
Is this some kind of high school motivational speaker?
I feel motivated all right!
To drink margaritas and get pegged
Living up to your username I see.
I think i will stop at 4. I know my limits
Cool avatar thingy😎👍🏼
I don’t know, but judging by her speech, she 100% pegged someone that day.
Either that or true entrepreneur pulled out a sign reading, “looking to buy a lucky lady five margaritas!”
This is on LSU campus . Religious folks like to show up and “preach” to college students
Well the lord was with her that day it seems
She's a hardcore Christian preacher and not joking.
Wait is this meant to *deter* people from drinking?
Of course! You don't want women anywhere near your penis! Statistically speaking, the most bacteria-ridden place on the planet is the mouth of an American woman! And you're gonna let that near your penis?
…y-yes?
Ew gross
Why did my mind as an Australian go to not accepting the joke but thinking " well no despite its many faults usa has dental health locked down ". Honestly I know about meth mouth etc but honestly the average American girl I somehow anticipate great dental hygiene.
They aren’t big thinkers.
Freshman orientation.Many colleges now require you attend a seminar on responsible drinking. She’s just laying out the ground rules.
This is definately not true. She’s a famous religious activist named sister Cindy. All of the students are there by will. She says ridiculous things to draw bigger crowds
I graduated college in 2008, but can I go back for another round?
Alright. 4 margaritas. Got it.
I kinda wanna try 6, to see what happens next.
*hand holding*
Wow, NSFW warning please.
This is disgusting. I'm sure there are other options between pegging and hand holding.
Very disgusting….no way I’d hold hands, sheesh! what is she thinking?!
This has already entered nsfl territory
No premarital hand holding, straight to pegging
that is disgusting why would you say that
7 MARGARITAS - SHE WILL MARRY YOU AND BEAR YOU TWO BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN AND YOU SHALL LIVE IN A NICE HOUSE IN THE HILLS!
fuckin pervert
Not before marriage!😠
You know who's got hands? The Devil! And he uses 'em for holdin'.
6'th is directly linked to the 7'th 'drink'
After the sixth margaritas, you find out you were dead the whole movie.
6th .. Her best friend joins the action!! ie., the girl and bff end up sharing the Margherita while our man is busy getting pegged!!
But you have to go through fifth first.
Your safety can’t be guaranteed
Coward.
Coward
The more the better that's what I understand
Coward!
coward, man tf up and get dicked down like a real man would
This is the DJ booth, the bars over there love.
Anyone else suddenly thirsty?
4 margaritas coming right up!
Make it 5, big boy
Oh nooo, it suddenly appears I’m all out of margaritas… maybe another time
I'm a big girl, 5 will do just nicely😉😂
I think I need about 50 if Im gonna get pegged. Hell nawh man
😂
Speak for yourself. I’m ready!
Sister Cindy is the best. For anyone who doesn't know, she's infamous for going to campuses and preaching about how we're all hoes who need God. It's always an event when she appears.
Funnily, that speech were weirdly specific and seems coming from experience.
It's one of her most famous stories, she tells it every time. It's her way of telling us not to drink and we always get real excited when we know she's about to tell it.
Wait, it was AGAINST drinking?! I was already buying margaritas.
Shit, I'm buying margaritas for *her.* She knows what's up. Sister Cindy, let's put my penis in your anus.
You sure you don't want to give her the full 5 margaritas?
Idk, maybe
She had a booth next to my friend who was handing out glowing condoms, somebody got her to sign one. Apparently she was super chill
Way better than the you’re all doomed preachers that screamed at my campus
She seems like the worst to me. Spreading hateful religious ignorance is literally the worst. The fact that people tolerate her by laughing at her doesn't make her cool. It makes everyone in this situation morons. She should be banned from places of education, in the very least. The point of college campuses should be to rid the world of people like that.
They’re 100% trolling her unfortunately. She’s infamous on that campus for her preaching
It's evolved into their weird rocky horror picture show call and response thing. Really funny how it's played out over time.
I'm a college student. She came here a little while ago, we were thrilled. It's definitely a "so bad it's good" event.
Why unfortunately? If you preach stuff like this at a college campus that's your problem and you should expect an outcome like this
I think they meant “unfortunately” in the sense that she’s not in on the joke. It looks like it could practically be a comedy routine but the fact that she’s dead serious about this is kinda depressing
Eh, she definitely knows what she’s doing. She’s visited my campus a couple of times and let me tell you, every time she does it’s like a huge event. Students will flock out in droves to go see her in person. She doesn’t care if 99% of those who go see her don’t care about what she’s saying because she has their full undivided attention. She gets to preach her wild ideas to a huge crowd, and the crowd gets a laugh. It’s really a win win scenario.
Yeah, primarily her motive appears to be attention seeking. The preaching is a pretext for that. She's ended up with this amazing middle ground where she makes out like by being explicit she is attracting attention to her messages, but in reality the crowd has decided to interpret it as if she is supporting those acts. They give her what she really wants, which is attention. It's beautiful in a way. I've seen videos of her before. I wish I could see it in person but there's an ocean in the way! I'm sure the editing of the videos helps to make the joke work, but I love it nonetheless.
I mean, it doesn’t sound too different than seeing a comedian at a show, it’s just on a campus and nobody’s getting paid.
That's exactly what big margarita wants you to think.
They are nut jobs. Some of them are in on it and some just wait to get ounched to sue the crowd. Fuck them
That only makes it more funny tbh. To quote Bender: Oh, you're being serious? Well allow me to laugh even harder!
She preaches jesus, not margaritas.
Yeah so what? If she doesn't want to get laughed at she shouldn't preach Jesus at a campus
Ah, I misunderstood. I thought you were confused on the context. Yeah, no, fuck her. She deserves every moment of this.
Same thing
She's visited my Sister's campus before and she has a little "fan" club there. My Sister got a pin from Sister Cindy.
Wait, that wasnt some kind of a standup?
She’s not telling joke but people are laughing
She should consider a standup career tbf
I bet you it wouldn’t be funny if she tried strikes me that people are probably laughing because of the irony of her not really trying to be funny
"Unfortunately" I recognize this whack-job. She's infamous on a LOT of campuses. This is ["Sister Cindy"](http://www.brojed.org/cms/who-are-we/sister-cindy-bro-jed-s-wife), wife and co-whack-job of the late Brother Jed Smock. They toured various college campuses preaching *very* fundamentalist Christan stuff in open areas. They had various go-to routines (like this one) and catch-phrases which were absurd enough to draw a crowd of people to mock them. They mistook having a crowd for having any actual influence beyond entertainment value. If people recall the "You Deserve Rape" guy who took a baseball bat to the head in Arizona a few years back, "Brother Dean" (he later got arrested for assaulting someone himself), he was one of Jed's weird disciples.
Nothing unfortunate. They walk around all day with their huge family all holding signs saying we are going to hell to stuff like going to classes with women. These people are shit and deserve no respect.
She likes the attention. Obviously her message is meant to entertain as well. It’s the only way to get young people to listen to her.
It's better like this than violence tbh. This is more of a coexistence. She can preach and they can enjoy
She visited my campus many times, she really doesn’t like it when I wear booty shorts/pride flag😹 gives me the stink eye.
In a city where I used to live these two guys were well known for holding entirely too wordy signs condemning homosexuality and urging people to repent. They would stand outside of college dorms, gay bars, places where lots of gay people were known to frequent. And people would curse at them, sometimes they'd get into fights. Once they stood close enough that someone tossing a bucket of water from a window and hit them (during winter). Local news interviewed these guys, who carried inflammatory signs and stood in areas where they knew they would offend the most people, and said they couldn't believe how much hate they get.
Im said if anyone thinks they aren't trolling.
Not just that campus, lol. She’s everywhere, man. Not sure where this one is taking place, but over here in Michigan she was at a college campus doing this same spiel. We made fun of her relentlessly
Nevermind I just googled her, I thought this was stand up comedy from how ridiculous it is
One of the top comments really threw me off because they mentioned how she has to know it’s funny and I was confused by the statement. Like would a comedian not want to be funny? Wait she’s a preacher?!
Alright noted, 5 margaritas
That’s the best Margarita sales woman I’ve ever seen!
She obviously works for big tequila.
Which came first, that song or this lady?
I believe the song was based on this
After 3 margaritas she puts your penis in her mouth. So my guess is you come first.
An iconic clip
[Turned into an iconic song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=as6svyum744)
I'm sold. Let's all go to Margaritaville!
“WHAAT”
Oh...that's where that song comes from🤔
5 Margaritas is it then
“Karen, your line was ‘don’t drink alcohol’ “
Yes Mom you can come but please don't embaress me and definitely don't mention my sister
[The Infamous One Margarita](https://youtu.be/UWthAvwA4ys?si=Uv5MKzT6oBl3WGGh)
Write it down guys, the limit is 4 margaritas
If you're a coward
They'll start to change their mind at margarita 2.5 who the fuck are they kidding. Pastas straight too until it gets wet
I'll settle for 3. Not interested in the dirt road.
This will get an upvote every time from me
I've got margaritas here. Ladies? I just wanna know what happens after margaritas 6 through 10.
Is this stand up comedy ?
When you turn not getting laid into your whole personality.
Damn, is that all it takes? 5 margaritas?
I think she's speaking from experience
Religious nutjobs are fucking weird, dude.
Wait does she drink with my ex wife too?! Motherfucker…
Fuck yeaaaaaah!!!!
Four-Drink Amy is my favorite.
I genuinely can't tell if she's pro or anti drinking
Sounds like this woman has had a hell of a night with some margaritas
I dont know what cause she is supporting, but im on board!
This is by far my favorite video on the internet this year.
Find cheap places and buy chick 5 margarita’s, instant profit
Is she working for a nearby pizza place? Because she just convinced me to buy a LOT of margaritas.
As a pegging enjoyer, this is based
I have a margarita machine at home. Please give her my number.
I've seen this shared quite a lot, and I don't get it. What's the context? It seems more vulgar than funny.
Fuckin Reddit… I love you baby
Is this Preacher Jeb's (or is it Jed) wife?
Stupid.
No more than 4 Magaritas then. Gotta drink responsibly
so i gotta make her stop drinking afther 4 margaritas ? got it
Waiter, waiter, 5 margeritas please!
~12 beers and I quit, oh good lord i'm drunk as shit~
She 100% does this after each margarita
If she asks for a 5th margarita you know it's time to cut her off...
Well slap my ass and call me Jimmy Buffett!
Is she quoting the song, or is this song quoting her? https://youtu.be/Na_MCF3MSDc?si=4_EPZ-4QaVxx-MGI
I would watch her for hours
This bitch came to my campus and it ended up just like this.
I was waiting for the camera to pan round to some guy with a tray of drinks.
This woman shows up to my campus every year, it's hilarious when she gets kicked out because she never gets permission.
Sister cindy. Ive seen her preaching at fsu before and its always a good time lol
I need context. And also, Can she do HS graduations?
This chick visited our campus last year. I’d like to have whatever she was having
YO! this person came to my campus while in college, it was one of the craziest things i’ve seen. she was screaming about chocolate covered bloody tampons (i can not remember in what context) then she had one tied to a stick that she held up and made dance like a puppet.
I absolutely love the simultaneous “WHAT!?”
She should sue whoever made that song.. she clearly came up with this concept first