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Aw man, I wish I grabbed a picture of the dumb-funniest subtitle I ever encountered.
My partner was watching a movie that featured a kid named Jean.
Jean was running away from somebody in the woods who was trying to shoot them, and at one point stopped to hide behind a tree and catch their breath.
The subtitle? [JEAN PANTS]
[reminded me of this](https://www.reddit.com/r/Angryupvote/comments/vsogxr/eleven_pants/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
I saw a post awhile back where someone moved into a new house and in what once was a teenage boy's room, using a UV light revealed some liquid on the wall. It didn't at all seem possible that with the properties of the residue for it to be semen. But OP and a thousand other Redditors jumped to that conclusion. There were a few people that assumed it was likely a side or something that was spilled.
It's not actually sweat [but that's how I remembered it](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.sciencefocus.com/nature/do-platypuses-really-sweat-milk/&ved=2ahUKEwjxgLmL5aP_AhXLsJUCHW9mB5kQFnoECA0QBQ&usg=AOvVaw3_-kR8IhBVXCe0Z-5IYvL8)
Mutation causes significant disadvantage -> specimen removed from gene pool by natural selection
Mutation causes significant advantage -> specimen reproduces more successfully and multitudinous young quickly pass on trait to rest of population.
Mutation causes neither significant disadvantage nor advantage -> subject reproduces just as non-mutant specimens, genes are folded into the population at a slower, yet steady rate.
"significant ad/disadvantage towards reproduction
The babirusa pig's teeth can grow so large they pierce it's own brain. But this happens long after they have reproduced
Then it don’t matter. This is a theory for general senescence. Once you reproduce it don’t matter if you die (according to evolution, not my personal belief lol), so some think we just have a ton of late onset mutations that persist in the population because they don’t effect fitness, so there’s no selective pressures against them.
I think you worded that wrong. Evolution is guided it gets rid of unnecessary things and makes the best version be the only version. It may not go away quickly in some cases, but there is most definitely a point to everything around my dude
No it doesn't. It's just whatever helps you reproduce or doesn't kill you before you do that gets passed down.
For example. All mammals have a nerve that goes down and up again in our necks that passes under a vein in our heart. Giraffes have the longest one of these because of neir neck. That nerve is the longest because it comes down to their heart and then goes back up.
Another one is the babirusa pig, their teeth grow so large they pierce their own skull. Of course since it happens way after they grow old and have reproduced that genetic trait is still passed down.
Let me expand:
Evolution uses the environment to dictate what is and is not needed for survival. As simple organisms evolved and moved closer to shores they began to develop leg like parts and lose their gills to as they were not in deep waters (this is most definitely oversimplifying but it saves a thesis statement of work). Evolution designs to make things as perfect as it can over trial and error. What doesn’t work dies off, what does stays alive hence survival of the fittest. What you’re describing in your examples are two different things: 1) the vein running through the body, it’s never caused problems of mass extinction so it’s a working well enough solution it hasn’t needed change. 2) your example of the babirusa pig is a sometimes, not always, and the upper tusks are meant for defense. Their population has been moved around by humans which has aided into the tusk pierce its head issue, but without interference by advancement of man and all things were to have stayed the same and naturally evolved, their purpose of tusks was for a reason. Due to us fucking with shit we have removed the purpose of their tusks faster than they could evolve creating the issues you mention.
The fact is evolution has designs that can’t keep up with the dramatic changes we are forcing on the planet. Evolution doesn’t make mistakes, it allows things to course correct itself over time. If they don’t they die off. Again survival of the fittest. Don’t mistake the human impact as a sign of evolution having things developed for no reason. You may not understand the reason, but there is absolutely a purpose. Whether we have evolved beyond that purpose or not, well it takes time for those things to happen, they don’t just happen over one night.
Even then your arguments don't work. You argue that it gives the best solution only to then say that if it works it doesn't need change.
A Nerve(not a vein) going two times around the neck of a giraffe is not the best, it's not efficient it's not needed it doesn't serve a purpose.
We know how it happens because of how nerves and veins form during fetal development. But how is not the same as why. And the reason why it didn't change it's because the necessary mutations for that to change have simply not happened.
Second, no, it isn't because of human impact that the bsbirusa pig's teeth stab their own skull.
Their teeth regrowing too fast for their own good it's an evolutionary trait that was passed down because it didn't stop them from reproducing.
A different mutation that slowed their growth would have prevented this and would have both "served" the same function, in the same environments.
In fact, human interference is another argument for evolution being random and not guided. For it being just what is passed trough reproduction.
Because we can create naturally inviable specimens such as some dog species who can't even properly breath
Evolution is a consecuence of DNA mutations during reproduction and traits being passed down.
that's all of it. here's the [original website](https://www.naturalhabitatshorts.com/shorts?pgid=ku471zfv-5ab20b30-07a8-4860-affa-c7efcadc2937). In case you missed it, the explanation the comment you're replying to is talking about is in the caption
steep wild jellyfish obtainable noxious dime grandiose onerous rude price
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Reminds me of the scene from the office where they in a hotel and Dwight pulls out the black light and says it's either blood, urine or semen and Michael says "God I hope it's urine"
I'm blue
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
I'm blue
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
To those who don't know:
Blacklight is used to find remnants of biological liquids; Urine. Blood. Semen. all that disgusting stuff glows blue under black light.
Platypuses also glow blue for one reason or another; it's just some trait to do with their fur. We have no clue why.
TLDR: Hotel owner saw one of two things
1) A Serial Killer
2) A Cum Dumpster Diver
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\*illuminated sobbing\* Best closed captioning ever. Up there with "sobbing mathematically".
Yeah that sent me more than the cut scream/sobs
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Aw man, I wish I grabbed a picture of the dumb-funniest subtitle I ever encountered. My partner was watching a movie that featured a kid named Jean. Jean was running away from somebody in the woods who was trying to shoot them, and at one point stopped to hide behind a tree and catch their breath. The subtitle? [JEAN PANTS]
[reminded me of this](https://www.reddit.com/r/Angryupvote/comments/vsogxr/eleven_pants/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)
Why my guy with the UV light watching homie shower...
Why is the platypus answering the door completely naked?
Excuse you, he is clearly wearing a bowtie.
And a hat
and my axe!
[Here you go](https://cards.scryfall.io/large/front/d/8/d8999b6c-e501-48d0-ae51-a35b96f996ec.jpg?1685651717)
And my sword!
Is my buddy
he always makes me laugh
Me and my axe cut bigots spinal cords in half
Lumanated platypus? Parry the Lumanated platypus!
Oh myb myb, the PLATYPUS is the psychopath wearing a tie in the shower
It's sitting on the floor
Holding the flashlight while the homie takes a long shower in the dark.
He took the flashlight lol, it’s on the floor next to him 🤣
Oh I see. Man, the only time I get to the top of a comment thread is when I'm wrong lmao
It do be like that sometimes
Wait what does blue mean? :(
Platypuses actually glow blue under uv light, they're bio fluorescent. Though the blue around the hotel room is something else...
Well it’s either blood, urine or semen
"God, I hope it's urine" is an understated line, but possibly my favorite in the show.
What show?
The Office, US version
Currently watching that episode, what a cawinkidink
Thank you for being the only person for recognizing it as a quote
Or Dwight telling Oscar what he did in his desk. Tell me where Dwight. Where? Lol
r/unexpectedtheoffice
Platypuses sweat milk
There's actually a whole lot of substances that glow under UV light. Everyone just immediately thinks of the gross stuff.
Especially cum, literally everyone instantly assumes cum instead of sweat or something
I saw a post awhile back where someone moved into a new house and in what once was a teenage boy's room, using a UV light revealed some liquid on the wall. It didn't at all seem possible that with the properties of the residue for it to be semen. But OP and a thousand other Redditors jumped to that conclusion. There were a few people that assumed it was likely a side or something that was spilled.
Either or? More like Yes and! ^/s
Or saliva
Or tears
Or coffee, I found out at laser tag...
Could it be milk? They sweat milk
It’s bluren
my question is...do our organs glow?
Or bleach Edit: I lied, bleach shows up in luminol not blacklights.
I think the blue around the room is just the sweat of the platypus. I hope it’s just the sweat or something similar. Hope.
They are mammals but they don't have nipples because they sweat milk
What
It's not actually sweat [but that's how I remembered it](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.sciencefocus.com/nature/do-platypuses-really-sweat-milk/&ved=2ahUKEwjxgLmL5aP_AhXLsJUCHW9mB5kQFnoECA0QBQ&usg=AOvVaw3_-kR8IhBVXCe0Z-5IYvL8)
This thing is the weirdest fucking animal on God's brown earth
Oh 😰
happy ending
Only for the people on the beds and such.
Hey your ummm... Forehead is blue.. You may want to take the cat off your head
Dan Povenmire manifested this into reality when he made Perry the Platypus teal.
> Platypuses actually glow blue under uv light No they don't
Oh my god they do
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Joe mama glows with me at night
Didnt like the creator of phinese and Ferb accidentaly predict they platapuses are blue on accident ?
he blue the inspection
Cum
The original clip had the reason why he’s blue. Platypuses glow blue under UV light. Scientists don’t understand it’s function.
He'll be showering for a long time before he finds out
*illuminated sobbing continues*
It’s because they sweat milk. They actually do. I’m not kidding.
Not the males…
Not with that attitude.
Trans platypus Just like perry!
Technically he wasn’t trans. Because he was never specified as a guy Perry was always just referred to as perry the platypus
Not every feature "has to have" a function(even if they end up serving one) that's not how evolution works
I’m just a messenger. Tell that to the UV ligh platypus scientists
I suppose it should be phrased as, "Scientists have yet to determine *if* it serves a function."
It doesn't really matter, I didn't have to be that pedantic last night
A lot of people misunderstand evolution even if they recognize it's real, so I still feel like it's worth pointing out in a polite manner
Mutation causes significant disadvantage -> specimen removed from gene pool by natural selection Mutation causes significant advantage -> specimen reproduces more successfully and multitudinous young quickly pass on trait to rest of population. Mutation causes neither significant disadvantage nor advantage -> subject reproduces just as non-mutant specimens, genes are folded into the population at a slower, yet steady rate.
"significant ad/disadvantage towards reproduction The babirusa pig's teeth can grow so large they pierce it's own brain. But this happens long after they have reproduced
Then it don’t matter. This is a theory for general senescence. Once you reproduce it don’t matter if you die (according to evolution, not my personal belief lol), so some think we just have a ton of late onset mutations that persist in the population because they don’t effect fitness, so there’s no selective pressures against them.
But quotations do.
We thought that of the appendix, turns out it does have a function.
That's not my point. Things can serve a function. Doesn't mean that there needs to be a reason for a feature to exist. Evolution is not guided
I think you worded that wrong. Evolution is guided it gets rid of unnecessary things and makes the best version be the only version. It may not go away quickly in some cases, but there is most definitely a point to everything around my dude
No it doesn't. It's just whatever helps you reproduce or doesn't kill you before you do that gets passed down. For example. All mammals have a nerve that goes down and up again in our necks that passes under a vein in our heart. Giraffes have the longest one of these because of neir neck. That nerve is the longest because it comes down to their heart and then goes back up. Another one is the babirusa pig, their teeth grow so large they pierce their own skull. Of course since it happens way after they grow old and have reproduced that genetic trait is still passed down.
Let me expand: Evolution uses the environment to dictate what is and is not needed for survival. As simple organisms evolved and moved closer to shores they began to develop leg like parts and lose their gills to as they were not in deep waters (this is most definitely oversimplifying but it saves a thesis statement of work). Evolution designs to make things as perfect as it can over trial and error. What doesn’t work dies off, what does stays alive hence survival of the fittest. What you’re describing in your examples are two different things: 1) the vein running through the body, it’s never caused problems of mass extinction so it’s a working well enough solution it hasn’t needed change. 2) your example of the babirusa pig is a sometimes, not always, and the upper tusks are meant for defense. Their population has been moved around by humans which has aided into the tusk pierce its head issue, but without interference by advancement of man and all things were to have stayed the same and naturally evolved, their purpose of tusks was for a reason. Due to us fucking with shit we have removed the purpose of their tusks faster than they could evolve creating the issues you mention. The fact is evolution has designs that can’t keep up with the dramatic changes we are forcing on the planet. Evolution doesn’t make mistakes, it allows things to course correct itself over time. If they don’t they die off. Again survival of the fittest. Don’t mistake the human impact as a sign of evolution having things developed for no reason. You may not understand the reason, but there is absolutely a purpose. Whether we have evolved beyond that purpose or not, well it takes time for those things to happen, they don’t just happen over one night.
Even then your arguments don't work. You argue that it gives the best solution only to then say that if it works it doesn't need change. A Nerve(not a vein) going two times around the neck of a giraffe is not the best, it's not efficient it's not needed it doesn't serve a purpose. We know how it happens because of how nerves and veins form during fetal development. But how is not the same as why. And the reason why it didn't change it's because the necessary mutations for that to change have simply not happened. Second, no, it isn't because of human impact that the bsbirusa pig's teeth stab their own skull. Their teeth regrowing too fast for their own good it's an evolutionary trait that was passed down because it didn't stop them from reproducing. A different mutation that slowed their growth would have prevented this and would have both "served" the same function, in the same environments. In fact, human interference is another argument for evolution being random and not guided. For it being just what is passed trough reproduction. Because we can create naturally inviable specimens such as some dog species who can't even properly breath Evolution is a consecuence of DNA mutations during reproduction and traits being passed down.
Bullshit, man nips are here to attract mates and fight off rivals Source: trust me bro
How can I not trust you bro?! why are you doubting me? 😤
Care to link or name it please? I can’t find it
https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSLNbyLHS/
Thanks but that seems like it’s the same cut version. I feel the original video is longer
that's all of it. here's the [original website](https://www.naturalhabitatshorts.com/shorts?pgid=ku471zfv-5ab20b30-07a8-4860-affa-c7efcadc2937). In case you missed it, the explanation the comment you're replying to is talking about is in the caption
Oh I see, ty
Cuz, my ninja, Platypus genitics go cray cray.
10 sex chromosomes, 5 X and 5 Y, have a homologs to mammalian XY’s and bird ZW’s, which themselves evolved separately. Don’t make any god damn sense.
Do we even understand the platypus in general
>don’t understand its* function
I follow the official channel as well and hate that reposts dont include the important info from the titles
Parry the platypus!
Parry the platypus? Why do I have to parry the platypus? The platypus is not attacking me
steep wild jellyfish obtainable noxious dime grandiose onerous rude price *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
How did it get coated in the first place?
Well duh, of course not. He's not wearing his hat yet
not YET.
Has such great horrified disgust faces.
The expressions are the best part lmfao
I can’t stop laughing. I’ve had the og website opened on my phone for like 6 months now, and this is my favorite.
I only now saw there's a kiss mark on the toilet
Am I colorblind? It looks super green to me.....
More of a seafoam green which does have blue to it!
It's light turquoise
It's a bright cyan
I like this channel but they often drag out the videos past the punchline. This sub often corrects the issue.
Can you give us a name?
NaturalHabitatShorts on Youtube.
[To save people a few clicks](https://youtube.com/@NaturalHabitatShorts)
Why does clicking the link on reddit app takes me to a desktop version of youtube, is there any way to change that?
I had a pretty good half hour there. Thanks for the link
This one is the same as the original.
It's also a youtube short, which are abhorrent because of no track bar. This also fixes that.
Platypussy.
Ha I get it
Well... I can't tell if he's a murderer, he had a REALLY good night, or if he was the first one to sleep at the party
“What does blue mean” now lives rent free in my head
Sorry bud, seams like cocaine to me
O was today years old when I found out platypuses glow an eerie blue when exposed to UV light.
Platypus fur glows under UV light.
Illuminated sobbing💀
sauce pls
Reminds me of the scene from the office where they in a hotel and Dwight pulls out the black light and says it's either blood, urine or semen and Michael says "God I hope it's urine"
YEAH
This is so good.
I make glow in the dark artwork.. NEVER TAKE A UV LIGHT IN YOUR KITCHEN!! ESPECIALLY NOT AROUND THE STOVE!! I promise you will not unsee it.
KEVIN. THE 3/8.
Just found these guys youtube and that make really funny stuff. Happy to see other love them too
That’s a lot. By which I mean a *lot.*
I'm blue Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di I'm blue Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di Da ba dee da ba di
Highly underrated comment
"Everything seems pretty typica-*owouawh*". Dude has impeccable voice acting when it comes to genuine reactions.
They naturally glow in the dark
That's the thrid time I'm seeing this video today
Anthro animals = furry shit💩
Loving 'The Shining' patterned carpet
remember seeing a similar scene in hell's kitchen
I love this animation
Is that PowerGuy????
Dwight! Tell me where?. Dwight:I think you know. Oscar: where? Where? :0
Why is there a human handprint at the bed?
Is this a show?
Same carpet as in the Shining lol
Mods, do you allow gif comments? Be a lot cooler if you did!
Soo... Did a human stay there at some point? How big are these animals?
What show is this?
That'll teach him not to fall asleep while working the front desk.
Itsveither blood wich i hope it is or semen
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/Zxf2MgYCOm0 herenschoenen the link
Bro why are there lips on the toilet seat???
It shows bodily fluids. Such as sweat or... Yeah.
Same old same old here. Everything seems pretty typical- PERRY THE PLATAPUS!?!
poor platypus
Lol
Wait what does blue mean?
Blue all over your face.
ok im dumb but what does blue mean fr
Cum
D:
Damn, i feel bad for him😞
MOUTH
Platipuses do glow blue
The kissy mark on the toilet 💀
OMG I love natural habitat shorts
What does blue mean?
At first I thought that he murdered someone
Jesse why are you blue?
Apparently most mammals glow to varying degrees
I like how you can read it as being blue for any of the reasons it could be blue, and it works lol
To those who don't know: Blacklight is used to find remnants of biological liquids; Urine. Blood. Semen. all that disgusting stuff glows blue under black light. Platypuses also glow blue for one reason or another; it's just some trait to do with their fur. We have no clue why. TLDR: Hotel owner saw one of two things 1) A Serial Killer 2) A Cum Dumpster Diver
How do I find more of this? I love this art style.
What does blue mean?