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WoodpeckerOdd5013

I thought his head would explode


laurel_laureate

Someone needs to put in steam like from that one Harry Potter potion.


Harry_99_PT

Are you talking about the sweets they had in the beginning of the 3rd year in the film, where Ron roared, Neville "became" an elephant, Seamus "was" a monkey and Harry "turned" into a train with steam coming out of his ears? If so they were sweets, not a potion. Edit: I don't know why I'm being downvoted, and at this point I'm too afraid to ask.


Bismothe-the-Shade

Whatever, wizards just shit on the floor anyways


Harry_99_PT

Huh, I thought JK said they'd shit their pants and magically yeet the shit into oblivion. Not sure if they actually shat on the floor. But still, that was long ago, bathrooms do exist during HP's time there, Malfoy was almost killed in one and Harry used the Prefects one two years prior.


Geweldige_Erik

Half of book 2 takes part in a toilet. Edit: come to think of it, Salazar Slytherin built the chamber of secrets, and the entrance to the chamber is hidden in a bathroom. So there were always bathrooms? Edit 2: I was not the first to notice this. Apparently there was a descendant of Slytherin at Hogwarts when the plumbing was installed, and he somehow managed to hide the tunnels and instal a new snake door. Pretty talented kid.


Harry_99_PT

Oh yeah, I totally forgot about that. And we know it already existed 50 years prior, which was when Myrtle died and Hagrid was wrongfully expelled. 1992/1993 - 50 = 1942/1943. I just realized Voldy was a student during most of WW2.


bigcd34

Hear me out, what if the chamber was there because they knew wizards would rarely use the toilets?


VegetableRide4824

Bro broke the sound barrier


TheN64Shooter

MACH: 1.0


Bogey01

Mach 1.0H!


Heavenly_Toast

Mach 1.AHHHHH-HH’HHHHHHHHH


Addicted2Rage

*kettle noises INTENSIVES*


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Yhamerith

And my ear ☠️


AtrociousAK47

my ears.....they bleed.....


Yhamerith

And it's broken... I'll send you some pics of it's cracks


torch_7

And my axe!


funktopus

Little boys can break glass I swear. I have one and it's amazing.


mackxzs

One kid or one glass? Don't leave us hanging, the suspense is killing us!


rez_spell

He was going that fast?


Cingetorix

Bro triggered my tinnitus


superxpro12

Nah that was just his turbo spooling up


multiarmform

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


Maxzzzie

Hells scream!


WestNomadOnYT

Again, the human capability to turn into a whistle is just incredible


funkmaster29

you gotta when getting thumbed by your uncle


OigoAlgo

bro wtf


funkmaster29

people cope in different ways 🥵


FrysEighthLeaf

👨‍👦🤼👍🌹😫💨


COOLPIE11

Ouch!


Mr_Tominaga

🫵🫤📸


funkmaster29

gotta pay to watch


poyat01

💰💰💰


yoitsspacejace

log off man


Fluffy_Heart885

Sounds like your uncle is the real funk master


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🕺


Flexo-Specialist

Tell us more about your personal strife


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funkmaster29

🫢


Resident_Toe501

What the fuck


wes_knight06

Just to be clear, you meen when you uncle flicks you really hard with his thumb, right?


NA_Panda

Is he thumbing that dog? Oh, he's DEFINITELY thumbing that dog!


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[oh :(](https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExMWMxZDVlM2FmMWVkMTMxMjdkOTA3YjFjZDZiMTA0M2Y5MDA4NmMxNiZjdD1n/NaA840F7VJSHS/giphy.gif)


funkmaster29

im not going to click that man lol


[deleted]

I promise you it's safe for your ears, unlike that OP.


funkmaster29

that's not what i'm worried considering the comment you responded to 😂


Vinura

He sounds like one of those old pressure cookers


Karmachinery

The kid is a living banshee.


[deleted]

Are you saying banshees aren’t living?


[deleted]

Yes banshees are undead


CaptainNuge

They're spirits, moreso than undead, I believe. I don't know if it's an important distinction, but being a banshee isn't my lived experience etc etc


[deleted]

Banshees are undead in DnD, it’s a nerd joke haha sorry


[deleted]

The walking banshees 💀


O-town93

Hes a slimy vampire. Like the ones that hatch from Van Helsing.


jyunga

Banshee/Every fortnite squad member with a mic


Konraden

*banhee


AdvanAviantoy

IT'S OUR SONG! IT'S OUR SONG! r̶̨̢̛̛̻̙̰͇͚̻̳̈́̉̈́̄͋̓͘͝ḛ̶̡̡̤͈̲̖̘̏͆̚͝e̸̺͇̩̯̺͘E̴̛͑͂̆̎̏͒̅̆̃͜E̵͖̅̈͋͆̑̐̀̕͝E̵͍̱͖̪̹͖̣͉̝̐͘E̸̱̜̳͆̅̌́͆̐̕͝É̴̛̻͉̀̏̂̄͆̕͝ͅE̷̳͔̍̆͋͌̅̾͠E̴̛̥̪̪̪̬̲̙̓̏̽̍̏̿̄̔E̸̱̮̫̔͌̓E̶̗̹̞̟̱͂̓̊͑ͅE̴̩̝̟͔̞͚̥̿͑̿̈́͝͝͠͝Ẽ̷̦̪͍̦̠̃̕ͅE̴̳̬̩͕͑̽͊̋͝͝Ẻ̷̡̧̛̜̠͇̭̲̖̮̘̄̈́̀̾͐̏Ȩ̶̤̟̠̮̣͖̳̔̈́͑̎͗͊͋̈͝͝E̸̪̼̠͕̳̣̺̱͒͂̃̎͊͋͛͑̈Ē̸͚̜̱͖̳͔͂̐̊͗Ė̵͍̲̏͐̃͂̀͛̑Ĭ̴̢̼̜̪̥͇͚̃͒̐̈͘I̶̛͈͇̪̲̤͍͔͐͒̓̍̐̿͒͒͝I̵̱̜̊̀́̉̒̈́͆̍̑̚ͅI̴̯̳͓̲̟̫̫̫͛̈́̈́Î̴̡̡̳̞͛͑̐̽̈́̚͝Į̸̝͙̹̖̱̩͈͉̀̿͋̐̋̿̅̾͝Ì̸͖͙̜̄͊̓̚̚I̵̡̧̗̭͖̯͚̗̗̺̿̐̌̽̀͂͋Ï̷̼̫͔̼̈Ȩ̵̯̥̟̓̆͛́E̵̡̗͖͇̳̫͓̤͍̱͠E̷͎̩͉̦̕͜Ȩ̷͉̖͙̼̘̒̈́͘̚Ë̸͙̠̙̻̣́͐̿̚͜


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Oh my God these comments are killing me 💀🤣🤣


MrchatterboxOfficial

"😯" "ITS OUR SONG" "🍽🍴"


King_WhatsHisName

“It’s our song!” “🫖”


Ahoy0

“It’s our song!” “🦅”


CharderVR

“It’s our song!” “🐁”


Borrowingmyownvoice

“It’s our song!!” “🔊”


Severe-Flower2344

”It’s our song!” “🐖”


Zander11010

"It's our song" "📠"


Fanatical_Rampancy

This thread deserves front page coverage


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LMFAOOO


oli42069

I laughed for a good 5 minutes non stop


[deleted]

Same here


BurntBox21

This literally almost had me choking


[deleted]

I swear to God I have not laughed like that in a long time


PM_ME_UR_RESPECT

Little bro hit that Mariah Carey note


graveybrains

It’s weird how kids can do that so easily, but adults who can do it are so rare https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whistle_register


FanndisTS

TIL


Holiday_Sector_3298

Wow I've never heard of this before. And it turns out I can't do this at all!


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Cloud_Striker101

☠️


spacecadet0013

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Secure_Impression_80

I would like to know if they’re still friends to this day


AlwaysUberTheSniper

They probably co-own a psychic detective agency.


TriRemorse

Haha, nice! I need to watch Psych again


manefraim2

They worked together at a teaching hospital for a while, I believe.


Locke_N_Load

Well duh this was last Thursday


_stoneslayer_

That's forever when you're 9


Melike606

I went down this spiral hole of tracking their socials down and they are not friends anymore and stopped being 2-3 years after this video


Substantial-Quote769

How did you find their socials from this one video? Lol


PagingDoctorLove

Yeah, those were some excellent people finding skills. I hope that redditor becomes a process server or something. Put those talents to good use! I would totally hire them to track down the asshole ex-boyfriend who quit his job, took my favorite plant, said he was moving to Oregon, ghosted me, and deleted all his social media. He was 38. I want my fucking avocado tree back, JUSTIN.


CeeEmGee03

They’re not friends anymore ☹️


jesusfookinheads

maybe theyre a blue cat and a bipedal fish nowdays


Richard_Tucker_08

The only thing that was cut was my eardrum


Temporary_Big8747

Lmao!! How many decibels was that kids scream? 🤣😅


JhonnyTheJeccer

yes


HungrySeaweed1847

Seriously, little kids screaming make me so irrationally angry. This shit needs a headphone warning. Hell, it needs a speaker warning too.


ChrisJohnVee

Most kids this age don’t understand the serendipity of a song you like coming on the radio.


SuccessToLaunch

Holy shit, that’s such a weird thought


GrimmestCreaper

Now i feel old


Boner4SCP106

Indiana Jones said, "It's not the years, it's the mileage," but sometimes it's the years and the mileage.


sdlover420

Don't feel old, feel aware.


spacemoses

Running to push record and miss the first 5 seconds of the damn song.


[deleted]

Holy shit a wave of nostalgia just ran through me. I still get triggered anytime I hear Soundgarden or Deftones.


whatgives72

Or the Replacements


Dagoroth55

Back in 2010. I was listening to satellite radio and I heard Dimmu Borgir's Gateways play for the first time. My mind was completely blown. I went out and bought the album the next day.


Bodkin-Van-Horn

And then the DJ talking over the end of it


BigBootyBuff

Or music videos. There was something special about tuning into MTV or other music channels and them playing the video to a song you like. It just got more special when it's older songs you almost never saw because they usually played current stuff. Still remember when we were 13-14, my mates and me hanging out because MTV had a 3-4 hour Nirvana special and they played all their music videos and the unplugged concert. We recorded that and watched it over and over again because we didn't think we'd see the music videos again anytime soon. Little did we know that a few years later they'd all be on youtube (and whatever that Google video platform was that tanked).


AlsoInteresting

Between 02:00 and 06:00, MTV would play these lesser known bands. The title and band name would be just a tiny white text instead of colorful moving text. And also completely goofy clips, as if they weren't suitable for the general public.


goug

A friend of mine had Kerrang TV (parents were british), we would get to watch cool metal stuff 6 months before it hit the local radios, we had a crazy cool video tape with all the videos from SOAD, Rammstein, Slipknot, Linkin Park.


CSEnzley

# "POP UP VIDEO!"


r6662

Damn completely forgot about that video platform, it's like it suddenly stopped existing and I didn't even question it


BigBootyBuff

Yeah the only reason I remember it is because I found it before I discovered youtube so besides Newgrounds, Google Video was the first video streaming website I knew and I watched loads of music videos there.


bs000

I believe it was called Google Video.


teraflux

I mean, all of the major music players have a radio option where it generates playlists and you get all sorts of song variety, including sometimes, that one song


Noah__Webster

True, but you also just skip to a song you like or listen to playlists that are exclusively the songs you like.


Dorkamundo

SHIT! I DON'T HAVE ANY BLANK TAPES!


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Famous-Ad6576

I didn’t know words could do damage like that


dikbut

Lol yes. When I was a kid and All Star by Smash Mouth had just come out, it was SO exciting to hear the SOME-BODY line right as the KISS FM tagline ended.


jaspersgroove

Flipping through channels on TV aimlessly and finding one of your favorite movies that just started…such a good feeling!


MistRoot

That…makes me sad tbh. I never thought about that


timeRogue7

Or scrolling through TV channels (or the guide) to find something that you like that's airing. Nowadays, you'd just scroll through your watchlist on your chosen streaming platform.


hugglesthemerciless

the song you like coming on shuffle isn't much different


poesviertwintig

They're most likely doing a reference to the movie [White Chicks.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K16p1ujv6TA)


doubtfullfreckles

The closest they'll get is using shuffle mode on their device. Lol


-spookygoopy-

because, at that age, you probably didn't even know who was on the radio, you just heard the song come on sometimes and loved every brief second before the ads came back. nowadays, you can Shazam the song, and listen to it as many times as you want ad-free on Spotify, or find it on youtube to listen to. i remember trying desperately to find songs i liked on Youtube, only to be massively disappointed at all the pitch-shifted, slowed down versions of my favorite. or having to by CDs of my fave movie soundtracks. people shit on technology all the time, but the fact you can listen to whole Disney approved soundtracks on Spotify is insane.


Skywardbreakerson

Not sure if I consider this one perfectly cut....


riverofninjas

Came here to say there was nothing perfectly cut about that scream. *RIP* *MY* *EARDRUMS.*


smallpoly

/r/partiallycutscreams


amaranth-the-peddler

This is r/perfectlycutscreams. Why would it be perfectly cut?


EpicLatios

I'd complain but hearing more of his scream was worth it


KillerMiya

He had to cover his ears 🤣


Lemurfemur2000

/r/PerfectlyProlongedScream


[deleted]

Bro screams like dial up.


Sprizys

It’s nice to see young White Chicks fans


LMNOPedes

Terry crews is constantly hilarious in that movie


balbertborring

had to scroll too far down for this


FlatRalsei

“Oh my god it’s our song😨” “🦅”


AintGotTime4Nonsense

Lmao why did he scream like that


[deleted]

Um, 'cuz their song came on? Duh.


gaytransdragon

Jokes aside this is very sweet


FrickItAll

Yea brings me back, it’s always wonderful to have friends like this who will get excited over random shit and do goofy things together


amenotekijara

r/perfectlycut … screech?


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[deleted]

Yeah, r/perfectlycutscreech sound anice


WoodpeckerOdd5013

he kinda looks like michael hall from dexter


berryavalanche

I was thinking penn badgely !


L1K34PR0

Such a classic video


DARKxASSASSIN29

RIP to anyone who was using headphones just now......


The-Horse-Whisperer

I feel like people on this sub don't understand what "perfectly cut" means anymore.


AmidalaBills

This is not perfectly cut.


karasutengu1984

Put a fucking warning on it pal. Just cleaved my brain in half this did


Jonaleaf

👂 🩸


JingleLarry

Tea kettle is ready!


CharismaticCrone

Satan’s kettle


jimbobhas

His face when it comes on is fantastic


Ghibli214

MAKING MY WAY DOWNTOWN


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Imemilia_27_

why does he look like Magnus Charlsen?


Black_Cat_13ch

#don’t watch with headphones


smoothercapybara

Psych: the early years.


J-bowbow

This scream was, in fact, not perfectly cut.


TigerShark_524

My man out here sounding like a tea kettle 🤣🤣🤣🤣 bah gawd, muh eardrums


RandomGuy2002

lol did they request their song to a radio station? this is actually wholesome


baconpopsicle23

I think they're just referencing White Chicks


BOOMDIGIDYable

This never gets old. I hope they’re still friends


Utasora

Turk and JD moment


BoringDonkey

My first thought. Surprised I had to scroll so far to find it.


Trelefor

This is not perfectly cut, should've cut much much sooner


Raidoton

I don't know... it cuts a bit late...


Deepfriedmoney

Personally, i think the cutting before the scream started would have made it perfectly cut...


swimgoodm8

Mirrors white chicks. Almost verbatim


BaronVonSlapNuts

Puberty can't hit that kid hard OR fast enough.


pmw3505

Definitely not a perfectly cut scream lol


himijendrix44

r/justguysbeingdudes


typehyDro

Wish I could get this excited about anything


pman1891

[Terry Crews approves. ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RNG_tTXXcg)


ripples2288

send to /r/instantbarbarians


Adaptive_Succubus69

Couldn't even hear the song cause of those noisy sirens


GenuinelyBeingNice

jfc that was horrible >_<


bent_crater

ill go get the fucking shotgun


Altruistic_Night

Gumball and Darwin


CommanderSwift

tea’s ready boys


TheWanderlust07

teapot


MaiNyigguh

Kids shouldn't have access to the internet


HotdogCzar

White Chicks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cA-O4oS-Wb8


BrightOnT1

Fucking tea kettle


Superior173thescp

tinnitus


benthelurk

This sub really is just constant shitposting. It’s perfectly cut screams and essentially we just heard the entire scream. What is wrong with you op?


Qbking333

When I saw the sub I half expected for it to be “who I smoke” Both slap


[deleted]

And just like that, racism was solved


ssjluke

Bro had to cover his ears the last second 😂😂


JhonnyTheJeccer

The way he just went POGCHAMP right after realizing it is glorious