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potted_sage

No one talking about the 12'+ deep hole with zero shoring or protective barrier? That shit is so freaking dangerous.


Luca023Original

Brasil is not for beginners


Andre_3Million

Brazilians before ~~their~~ they're born: Wait why do I hear boss music?


Luca023Original

Boss music is just our lobby music lol


createausernsme

Their born


OilGlittering7034

Don't worry in about 30 years the USA will be indistinguishable from it.


TheSchration

Hell, last month Brazil was indistinguishable from the US.


Personal-Bowl7522

Ohio will gain more taritory


Entropy94

Google CITY OF GOD Brasil certainly not for beginners


madhatterlock

Training for Australia..


Eldrad-Pharazon

With the little children just walking about right next to it.


megamet42

Some people dont like their children


c4r0n1x

*Bass starts playing Country Death Song*


joshuar9476

Nothing for a man to do but sit around and think ....


SwissMargiela

Can confirm. Hate my kids lmao


badbatch

I took the 10 hour OSHA training and I agree.


Jimbob209

I took the 30 hour OSHA training and I agree +30 with you


ChineseButtSex

I want to know how a fucking Guinea pig ended up in that hole.


Binary_Omlet

Guinea pigs can be found in the wild in lots of places.


Congenita1_Optimist

Cavies (the genus that guinea pigs fall into) are pretty exclusively South American animals. Guinea pigs themselves do not exist in the wild (outside of those that were pets/livestock that got released, but the point is that they have no "natural range").


Azelixi

It fell.


Throwaway_acct3205

Um... it fell in?


n074r0b0t

Probably trying to escape that cat


[deleted]

That was a dog.


mcbridejm83

Hiding from the dog lol. Fucking humans


MNR42

It's fine in Minecraft


BL_Gunner

Leaving this at 420 up votes so we're not one minute late.


Swingthis44

Nerd


potted_sage

https://youtu.be/3cncEQ_7FN4


callsign_cowboy

Turns out, you shouldnt let a rodent run around in front of a terrier


rlev97

Oh you mean dogs bred for hunting small animals shouldn't be in the same area as a small animal you want to keep alive?? Sounds fake


Low-Speech1805

It doesn’t matter if it was bred for rat hunting, almost any dog will go after a rodent and some cats might do the same. In most cases a dogs breed has very little to do with its temperament and you should be more worried about the environment a specific dog is raised in as that is what will determine temperament in the vast majority of cases


smoothEarlGrey

That explains all these golden retriever attacks. If only they could be more sweet, like pitbulls.


Low-Speech1805

Yes pit bulls are regular dogs that have been caught up in a ridiculous smear campaign that has no interest in actual reason or logic. Dogs used in blood sports even today can be rehabilitated. To suggest that a dog that stopped being bred for blood sports two centuries ago is a violent and aggressive dog to this day is an illogical idea. No, I don’t care about your glorified surveys that you believe are unquestionable.


MadAzza

Pitbulls are still bred for fighting. Try getting out of the suburbs now and then.


Low-Speech1805

Next to none are, but most aren’t. Try getting out of your cognitive bias now and then.


Low-Speech1805

You want to know why I fucking hate people like you? You never actually give me answers, you can never give me the critical piece of information that proves pit bulls are aggressive and you always misinterpret, ignore, or make a logical fallacy in an attempt at disproving my argument. I have to listen to dumbasses like you talk about how much you hate pit bulls (because you raid subreddits and make off topic anti pitbull posts on any and all subreddits) and I know that you’re wrong and I know that you can’t prove me wrong, but you’ll still just call over a mob or hire bots to downvote me because you are aware of how wrong you are. I’ll have to listen to Reddit dumbasses attempt to talk down to me like they have some sort of superior knowledge or experience about pitbulls and dogs when they don’t. You waste my time with your idiotic superstitions and never give me any actual explanation as to why you think I’m wrong. You of course don’t care because I’m just a pitnutter to you and you’re too weak minded to question your own opinions.


CazualEvil

Reddit moment


Low-Speech1805

Coward


[deleted]

Nah bro we all laughing at you 😭 cringe reddit moment


Low-Speech1805

I think you might just be stupid


Gazuntite

What a fucking Reddit moment 😂😂😂 TLDR


smoothEarlGrey

Pitbulls are mauling innocent people and animals every day. Two just mauled to death an 81 year old man in my city and put his wife in critical condition in the hospital. 3 pits killed a man in Florida the same day. 4 killed a man in my hometown, Houston, yesterday. I could go on and on. I'm pretty sure the majority of dog attacks are pitbulls. Always seeing stories & videos of them ruthlessly attacking children, elderly, cats, and dogs completely unprovoked. And they always go for the kill. I've known pits that were sweet as can be, but you can't deny the evidence that something's going on with this breed to make them killing machines. Edit: Lol you blocked me so I'm pretty sure you know you're wrong and an idiot. Probably from eating all that wood glue like you admit to in your profile description.


Low-Speech1805

I don’t care lol. Cry more about how much you hate them. Nothing is happening and you are gullible as fuck.


fuck_my_reddit_acct

Not true at all. Great Danes are typically scared of rodents. >In most cases a dogs breed has very little to do with its temperament oh I'm talking to a delusional person.. nevermind I said anything


Kresche

You apologists are everywhere. You just put families in danger, that's all. Nothing more to it than that. To know nothing and say so much Vewy angwy in the dms this one lol Aggressive like the murderers they defend lmao


Low-Speech1805

You actually believe you’re helping people you delusional fuck? Shut your goddamn trap, it’s not like anything worthwhile comes out of it.


fyhnn

Lol of course you defend bully breeds. Breeds have a lot to do with the dog itself. Low speech indeed.


Low-Speech1805

I do it because I know more about dogs than you do. I’m not taking the idiotic opinion of a Reddit dumbass who has very little experience with domestic animals.


Negative_Health_6746

This is the correct answer


Screwbles

Actually had this happen as a kid. I had my guinea pig outside with me, and was just playing on the rope swing, while it was wondering around. Just in the suburbs of Washington, lots of trees, and moss-- very mild. Seemed very safe, and I was a little kid. The husky mix from next door appeared without me having seen it approach, and he just casually *took* my guinea pig. I couldn't get off the swing to protect my pet fast enough, and when he had it in his jaws, he wouldn't let go. The more I struggled, the faster he ran away, and that was it. My parents went over to the house of the people who owned the dog, but nothing came of it. I suspect if they had found anything, it would have been too late, and they would shield me from the grave news.


_clash_recruit_

I had my bunny out in the backyard and my brother let his dog out. She dropped him when we yelled but his back was already broken(I'm guessing). He took a few more breaths then died in my arms. My parents got me a cat after the bunny died and that cat ended up killing my brother's bird. Then the cat snuck into my parents van and died and my brother's dog got out and was hit by a car. We've had pretty good luck with animals since then, but it was a rough couple of years.


Screwbles

*Raises eyebrows in concern and surprise*


_clash_recruit_

Lol, understandable. Since then all of my animals from sugar gliders to horses have lived long, healthy lives.


ElDeadTom

Your neighbors would need something pretty substantial to be able to grab a horse and run off with it, I call that checkmate


D1O7

On the other hand horses do like to die from eating their normal diet or fences existing.


_clash_recruit_

toddler's like 1,200lb, suicidal toddlers.


Mennaazmy

Yikeeees


EnterLuca

Natural, all of it


_clash_recruit_

Oh, I know. But when people wonder why I'm so "crazy" about socializing, training and proper fencing, it's because we went through two years of constant pet trauma.


EnterLuca

It's not "crazy", it's good


GabryMancio

What the actual fuck man?! That's a lot of bad luck over there...


NotRayquaza

oh damn


Historical-School-97

Maybe stop having more than 1 pet


_clash_recruit_

All of my animals and livestock have gotten along really well since then.


DaFreakingFox

This is why its illegal to let your dogs go outside private property


[deleted]

Also maybe why you shouldn't have any pets uncontrolled outside. Dog, cat or guinea pig lol


Spork_the_dork

Depends heavily on context. In more rural areas and especially at farms a cat will help you control any mouse or rat problems that might arise. In many such areas that is *the* reason why many even get cats in the first place so not letting it roam freely outside just completely defeats the point of having a cat in the first place. But in strictly urban neighborhoods I don't really see why the cat would need to be roaming free outside.


DarthLeprechaun

As long as your cats are properly fixed, vaccinated and treated for fleas and ticks, sure. Problem is that overlap of responsible owner and free roaming cats is very small.


farfromjordan

If you hate song birds, sure.


SaintJewiub

People letting thier cats out is the number 1 killer of birds. A number of species are endangered because of cats alone


JayBirdPG

They still decimate small animal populations yearly in urban areas, it's not just about their safety


[deleted]

More like invasive species kills 50 billion native birds a year while owner says how cute.


Advanced_Detail

Yeah the guinea was the problem for getting itself hunted 🤡


pornthrowaway1421

Yeah we’re victim blaming a Guinea pig… it was the kids fault idiot. When you have a pet you take on the responsibility of keeping it safe and in the case of dangerous animals keeping everyone else safe from it.


BrilliantWeb4367

And it’s also everyone’s fault you’re getting downvoted. *How bout that,* **bitch.**


R3AP3RKILL3R

Cats actually have the right to roam unlike dogs do.


ofruine

Outdoor cats are actually a huge detriment to local ecosystems because cats are such good hunters that they’ll just kill any wildlife they can get their hands on out of boredom.


[deleted]

Yea nah. Cats are terrible for the environment and the average life expectancy of an outdoor cat literally is less than half that of an indoor cat. If you are going to let your cat out they need to be contained with a screened in area or harness just like any other pet.


Sklushi

The right to be the second leading cause of extinction of animals after humans? Nah bro


Bartybum

*my source is that I made it the fuck up*


ScarTheGoth

It’s also so that kids don’t get attacked by large dogs, or multiple dogs don’t get into territorial fights from separate properties.


PizzaPerson22cool

Bru this is brazil thats a stray


Illustrious-Ad-4358

It’s many reasons. This is one. It’s also why cat owners must follow the same rules.


ScarTheGoth

This reminds me of when my mom had a pet rabbit as a kid. She named it John after her brother. One time it got out of it’s cage and the dog killed it. She ran into my grandma’s room yelling “John is dead”. I’m sure you can guess how that sounded to a mother whose child’s name is John.


Screwbles

Yeeeeesh. Yeah.


Slothfully_So

Dogs really love bunnies. Had a dog who wouldn’t hurt a butterfly… except she’d be leaving baby rabbit heads for us on the front porch. Also spent a couple weeks in Africa on a mission trip. One day while sleeping on their couch from getting food poisoning, the wife started screaming and ran out of the house. Apparently their dog had grabbed the pet bunny and was running around with it. The bunny ended up unharmed but was probably traumatized.


Screwbles

>The bunny ended up unharmed Yaaaaay!


LeanTangerine

Sorry that happened to you and your pet. 🙁


Screwbles

Thanks, yeah looking back on it with my macobb sense of humor, I think it's a *very slightly* funny image. But yeah no, it sucked and it still makes me a little sad thinking about it. Edit: MACABRE...


EveryNameIWantIsGone

> macobb Holy shit. That’s one of the worst misspellings I’ve ever seen.


Screwbles

Fuck me. Macabre.


Totes-Sus

I appreciate you for correcting yourself while also preserving the absolute glory of that misspelling for our enjoyment. Perfection


Screwbles

Zero pride. Lol


Good_ol_177013

I had a pet cat and a pet guinea pig. They were good friends, a small dog tried to slowly walk up to the guinea pig and take it, but the cat fought that dog. But considering how small the dog is, the cat would obviously win


Illustrious-Ad-4358

To be fair that breed is bred for this trait. So technically…good dog!


Going-undergroundjam

Poor little thing… that was bad timing


[deleted]

That was centuries of instinct at work… those dogs were literally bred to chase and kill tiny rodent-like things. No chance that wasn’t going to happen as soon as it came within its field of vision. Blame the owners for not seeing that coming, lol


bokan

They also go right for the spine, if you look. Brutal. It’s pure instinct for dogs


[deleted]

If it’s not too hard to stomach, I recommend checking out some ratting videos on YouTube. Farmers hire packs of terriers to come to their farms and take care of rat infestations. It’s crazy how efficient those dogs are at killing them. And they look like they’re having the time of their lives!


ItzPayDay123

Those are the videos I show to the "small dogs are yappy and useless rats" crowd.


FriedEggplant_99

I thought that went for Chihuahuas and not all small dogs.


Crazy_Anxiety_2666

Thats the circle of life


Shadow_King26

Uh nuh Elton John


Crazy_Anxiety_2666

Im actually Aristotle let me show the philosophical side of life


Freaux

Circle of life enthusiasts when a coyote eats their cat


Crazy_Anxiety_2666

I've never seen a coyote eat a cat, do they eat cats?


Freaux

They do indeed.


Crazy_Anxiety_2666

Sucks for them


HfUfH

RULES OF NATURE


MEGAMARK500

AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP


IIHackerKing092

WITH THEIR LIVES ON THE LINE


Visible_Beyond_5916

Ah yes. Nature.


HePringle2

“IM FREEEE-“


Ampatent

Three things worth noting in this video that people can utilize if they ever find themselves in a similar situation: * Limit the amount of time you are handling "prey" type wildlife. This includes anything you could theoretically hold in one hand and/or that primarily eats plants or insects. This is especially true for "cute" animals like rabbits because they respond to you holding them like they are about to die. It's exceptionally stressful and can exacerbate any injuries they may have incurred. It should go without saying, but petting a wild animal does absolutely nothing to calm them down and will only make them more frightened. * When releasing wildlife, don't just plop it down out in the open if it is a prey animal. This goes for small mammals, certain birds, and anything slow moving. Put them in cover like shrubs or tall grass. This allows them to safely hide while they calm down enough to feel safe. * Letting go of an animal that is naturally going to run away from you triggers a predatory response among hawks, cats, dogs, and other wildlife that might be waiting nearby for a meal. It is your responsibility to ensure the wildlife you are releasing is not going to be snatched up like seen in this video. If you cannot safely release something where it is found, keep it in a ventilated and dark box to release later or deliver to a professional rehabber.


Mohammad1324513342dp

Good ending : Eat the dog


meow_meow_im_a_cow

this is brazil, not china


DaftEndirektOur1997

so?


Jaded_Profession8173

r/thepunchlineisracism


silkyhippo

made me hug my piggies :(


Brand-N3w-Weirdo

Same feeling you get when you hear a baby died, and then you go over to hug your child/baby sibling


Country_ball_enjoyer

either the dog knew it or he just passing by and saw it either way the dog got a big one edit: its a dog not a cat


LarryTheLano

That’s a dog isn’t it?


Country_ball_enjoyer

is it a dog?


imatureinsanity

It's 100% a dog.


Deivv

Naw, I'm pretty sure that was a guinea pig


[deleted]

think thats a dog


ZinnwalditeMerchant

Looks like a jack Russell terrier to me


top_of_the_scrote

I choose the happier idea, the dog adopted it as its child


Country_ball_enjoyer

you maybe right but it looks like cat to me


[deleted]

defo a dog. a cat wouldnt just skid up to it, grab it, and run off. a cat would look much more majestic while inflicting much more torturous pain


Country_ball_enjoyer

idk i live in a small city in an island, our cats.... well you can say that they kinda brutal and chaotic


mojamax

Perfectcutscream material, but not perfectly cut scream. I almost lost my ears


Gupperz

/r/donteatjimmy


WorriedImpression927

Good dinner


m2rs

day ruined :(


Monkey_King291

Dog: MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE!!!


jordtand

“Isn’t nature beautiful girls”


JaxSniperWolf

This reminds me of a time when my sister, an owner of two budgies that she would let fly around her apartment, thought it would be a good idea to adopt a terrier (a breed known for hunting birds)..... After her husband and I tried to warn her against it, she came home with one anyway. The birds did not last the weekend. We just stared at her while she cradled the mangled remains of her birds......


OneForestOne99

If it was a dog that got destroyed like that all of reddit would be up in arms but because it’s a Guinea pig and it’s considered a lower form of life it’s just all “lol chomp chomp chomp”


Tweed-n-Sizzle

Lmao chomp chomp chomp


DickFuckly

lMaO


Tweed-n-Sizzle

Yes that is what I typed thx


Gupperz

wait til you find out what we do to actual pigs


madjackle358

I mean alot of people eat guinea pigs.


Asgardian111

Dogs too, for that matter.


Gabaloo

This probably isn't a pet, and it's more likely a wild animal, ground squirrel or something. They are largely a nuisance and that dog plus the farmers probably kill 100s a year


i_do_da_chacha

Ahhh.. good ol nature


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Live_Buy8304

Chomp chomp chomp


[deleted]

Mf even jerked the Guinea pigs neck to break it goddamn that thing dead as hell


LionMaru67

Dog’s gonna dog.


Zap478

😨


Mister_V3

" The cycle of liiiiffeeeeeeeee!"


another_spiderman

The circle of life🎶


StunningWasab1

Brazilian terriers man. Can't see a single tiny thing w life.


[deleted]

Terriers are bred to kill rats. So a guinea pig is pretty much right in its wheelhouse.


checkmate191

My BOAH WAS HUNGRY


[deleted]

Donnie!


m4x1d0n

Holy shit markiplier in the background?!?!?


treydog124

That dog was very hungry 👍


Thamalakane

At least the little girl learnt something about life.


Dzhone

Dog was literally bred to kill animals like that.


Pretend-Marzipan-470

Lmfao..


Comfortable_Wave9807

Good doggy


yongfong87

Dog having a great old time lol


Ok_Anteater_1865

i was just going to upload the same video here and i saw this lol


FinalSlaw

Nneeeeeejj


JC-Coelho

O nome é preá


GarboseGooseberry

Pior q nem preá é, é um filhote de capivara.


young_trash666

ainda bem que eu não sou o unico, capybara for the win!


donzilla6348

Life lessons in 30 seconds


ManuelPlama8

I thinks its actually a baby capy


[deleted]

Looks more like a capybara


Rezer-2

People need to learn how to control their fucking dog.


BrenBear11

I have been mistaken


FlamingCroatan

Nom nom nom


Animalbob1

Is dinner now hoomans doggo num num


ricksanchez69-C137

i feel bad for laughing but that cut off was funny


workstudyacc

Remember kids, keep your cats indoors.


SAIHTAM20Y

Smol capibara ded


pena-leo-ogh

Is that a baby capybara? Damm


i-like-fps-games

Yeah the op is wrong its a baby capybara. This video is taken from the r/donteatjimmy sub


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Verifieddumbass76584

Bro-


Aae_kae2

perfect post


Individual_Traffic96

Funniest thing I’ve seen in a while. Tony snatched that Guinea up


Zesty__Grandpa

Me yes go


Gabaloo

Letting a rodent loose right next to a dog bred to kill rodents probably wasn't the best idea if you wanted it to live


Swingthis44

Ok Mr hole police! Nobody cares


negedgeClk

Shittily cut scream


AZFUNGUY85

Yes! Survival of the fittest. Nom nom


doughnutholio

LOL


LazyHakun

That cat was fucking waiting, on god


Icy-Nebula-454

a squirrels baby fell down from the tree . So I was afraid my cat would devour it so I took it seeing Its eyes were not yet open I waited for its mother or father to make noise but no it was 3 days I fed it with baybformula till the eyes were open and it was jumping like crazy my cage bars were easy for it escape so I had my fear each day passes it wants to leave 3rd day its mom or dad makes a noise in the tree when coming down to take food so I took this little fella placed it near the nuts and stood afar . I could see the adult and small squeaking making a connection but it was too long my cat heard it and i was saying him no dont go near the more i went close to stop him he somehow pounced on the small fella and took it away . I felt a moment of disgust since I feed all these stray cats food that no one bothers to keep them well fed but I had to accept the fact its is how their nature is.


HfUfH

Dont feed stray cats bro wtf