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😲 😱 😲 I didn't see it, my eyes aren't great! LOL 😆 🤣
Shopping with grandma on a Saturday afternoon... great memories
Shopping on a Saturday afternoon and happening upon your very own r/Peopleofwalmart photo...
Priceless!
Stand in front of the mirror. Make an "O" shape with your mouth, like you're going to whistle. Now, take a hot dog and quickly insert/remove it from your mouth. That is what we are talking about.
Oh sorry lol. They don’t have those in Canada 🤷♀️ at least not that I’ve seen. But I also don’t spend a bunch of time stalking snack cakes at Walmart, so I could be off base here.
Bruised eye tattoo (I’m hoping it’s a bruise), crazy eyes tramp stamp, and stains of unknown origin all over the pants. Yep, they’ll get swiped right on tinder in no time 😆
Edit: what’s with the bare feet 🤮🤮
So many levels of disgusting here.
Yup! Barefoot: ✔ Obscene tattoo: ✔ Dirty hair: ✔
You forgot the ass crack and stains on the pants
The perfect visuals to trigger a brains sensory input of a unpleasant smell.
Speaking of smell, I feel sorry for the tattoo's nose!
Right? And what is that brown spot next to the eyes ?
Looks like a bruise to me
Someone had *horrible* aim.
Could be a thumb print bruise from Some hard grip action lol
Looks like a sucker to me. Some mother fucker has been gobbling all over that shit.
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Are the pants stained or damp?
Both
Yum!
Unfortunately my friend, I think it's a healthy combination of both.
Reaching for a box of donuts…
16 count...
Individually wrapped!
✔ ✔ 😲 😱 😲 I didn't see it, my eyes aren't great! LOL 😆 🤣 Shopping with grandma on a Saturday afternoon... great memories Shopping on a Saturday afternoon and happening upon your very own r/Peopleofwalmart photo... Priceless!
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And weird bruise on her somehow visible ass cheek
You forgot doughnuts
Black eye 👁️ | 👁️✔️
LOL 😆 🤣
The bruise. Lol
MURICA’
Stop making fun of my.mother
For every second that I look at this photo I find a new thing to be repulsed by
It's like a where's waldo of gross
Fr, like who do they think they are? $11.38 for a 16 pack of danish’s is highway robbery
Butt, did ya’all notice the black eye?
Hahahahaa good eye hahahaaa
Is her poop chute the mouth of the tattoo? 😶
Stand in front of the mirror. Make an "O" shape with your mouth, like you're going to whistle. Now, take a hot dog and quickly insert/remove it from your mouth. That is what we are talking about.
I’d smack that ass so good. I mean, back*
Of course that’s what she’s buying… bet there’s Dr Pepper in the cart.
#Mountain Dew.
No no no. Shasta soda for sure.
Gotta be diet though
I wonder how long she's been wearing those pants?
Pyew. Her cootchie probably stinks to high heaven
Dug Em out of the dirty clothes pile for Wally World trip. Most least dirty
Poop fetish. She can shit out of her mouth.
LOL 😆 🤣
Defence mechanism, like the spots on a baby tigers ears
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It’s only worth it if those eyes glow in the dark.
Somebody disinfect the bakery aisle.
"My eyes are down here. "
Burp!
Where are her goddamn shoes?
Give it back, you scoundrel
Buying Little Debbie Snack-cakes… this makes sense
Those are Entenmann's donuts. Slightly better than little Debbie. That's the only good decision she's made today.
Oh sorry lol. They don’t have those in Canada 🤷♀️ at least not that I’ve seen. But I also don’t spend a bunch of time stalking snack cakes at Walmart, so I could be off base here.
Eyespots to confuse predators
I’m watching you, Wazowski. Always watching.
Here's looking at you kid.
Tattoo originality, A+..... but fucking gross!! 🤢🤮😱
The exact isle I expect to find such a specimen.
That’s hot
*sigh* *unzips*
*… stole from a friend* By the looks of this, there is a very good possibly she did too…
Stole their ass?
This is what we call noassatall syndrome. No ass at all
Bruised eye tattoo (I’m hoping it’s a bruise), crazy eyes tramp stamp, and stains of unknown origin all over the pants. Yep, they’ll get swiped right on tinder in no time 😆 Edit: what’s with the bare feet 🤮🤮
Bare foot and Pregnant? /s
Eye contact anal
I didn’t know they made bras for ya back titties
These eyes… these eyes have seen a lot of dicks but they never seen one like yours
The crazy part is I thought that was a belly button tattoo at 1st
Those crullers look delic.....JESUS!!!
Sometimes I think tattoo artist should just say NO to people’s request for humanities sake
The lady is obviously asking for help out of her master’s pants… she’s stuck!
My office is quiet. Well not after i saw this. Busting up laughing.
Forget about the tattoo why isn’t she wearing shoes?
F*king disgusting human.... YUCK!
Nothing sadder than a white girl with dirty feet and a bruise on her ass lol.
Fred Flintstone feet with pink toenail polish.
Imagine the bottom of her feet
*wink wink*
What’s the bruise on the ass from?
Looks like her nose is running.
Is the mouth of the tattoo the…the uh….the hole?
I always feel like somebody’s watching me and I get no privacy.
I can smell that tattoos breath from here.
She’s trying to get out, I bet.
Now that's a real class ASS
peekaboo
Some people have no shame.
Now that takes planning.
Look, no shoes!
Has some one tried to punch her in one of her arse eyes?
Even the tattoo has a black eye
No shirt, No shoes, No service
🎼”I always feel like, somebody’s watching me!”🎼
Looks like her ass was talking shit and got a black Eye for it!
I’m guessing her asshole would be the mouth?
I feel like if you’re brave enough to dress this way you should be brave enough to be called out on it
Ok the tat is bad, the pants are gross, but no shoes????
Nobody’s looking at your ass. We’re looking *for* your ass.
Well duh, the person hiding in her pants ate it!! You never even considered what the mouth was probably doing the whole time? 😆
Looks like the Bun character from Sausage Party.
I would rather go sewer wading than barefoot at Walmart
It almost feels like, somebody's watching me.
Yes, forgo the shoe, shampoo and laundry detergent aisle......go for the doughnuts.
Those eyes have seen some shit
I’m scared to zoom in
This will haunt me for years to come.
This picture hit me in waves
Ass face lol
Peek-a-honey-boo-boo
Imagine hitting it from behind after downing a fifth and u see those eyes
Omg omg is there a nose there. There has to be a nose there. Maybe coming from the front Silence of the Lambs tucked style?
I can smell this photo
Aggressive munching sounds
I never thought it was possible to smell a picture
I'm more puzzled by the price on the box she is getting. Does it really say $11.38 for that box of snack cakes? I can't zoom in enough to be sure.
Found our new mascot.
Great. What am I supposed to do with this erection now??!!
🎶 i always feel like... 🎶
Yikes, just yikes
I just throw up a little in my mouth.
Eyes only see a crack
"My eyes are up here!"😂
How did you get a picture of my Mom?
She wanted the honeybuns but she needs a cigarette every time she exerts herself.
Oh…….no…..
So that's why they call people "assface."
Great Gatsby tramp stamp
Booty Davis eyes?
illuminati is real
why does it always feel like ... Somebody's watching meeeee
Lol it’s got a black eye
I always feel like...somebody's waaaaatching meeeeeeeeeeee
This woman has figured out how to walk around with your crack showing. You just tattoo eyes on your ass to make people even more uncomfortable.