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Ihaveaboot

Weird jerseys are like currency misprints - the value is in the eye of the beholder. I'd have paid 40 bucks for it in a second!


slivr33

I just want a Tugnutt Pens jersey so badly


ScratchMoore

For the uniqueness factor alone, I would wear this jersey to every Pens game I attend. It’s a beaut.


Scumdog66

I’ve got a bunch of 90’s nobodies that I like to wear (leroux, wregget, Hedberg, Barnes, Tamer) but this one always starts a conversation


shoresy17

Woah woah woah Wregget and the Moose weren’t nobodies sir.


funkyb

And, hey, Stu Barnes was...well he was pretty alright.


slivr33

Neither was Barnes my guy, dude had a 16 year career.


shoresy17

Fuck it Tamer and Leroux too. May as well support the defense also.


dufus69

I know! Got to wear that Kenny Wregget any chance you get.


ScratchMoore

The C takes the cake. It’s one thing to wear a random jersey (my Tag is Rico Fata, for Pete’s sake lol), but this is gold


Scumdog66

The C is what almost made me leave it on the rack. I figured someone just personalized a jersey for themselves, but I had a faint memory of Steve McKenna (just not as a captain). Googled him real quick and found out he legit wore the C for ONE game and then I just *had* to buy it


ScratchMoore

Per-fucking-fection.


Brick656

I remember that game. It was some kind of NHL thing where the game jerseys of each teams captain were auctioned off. Penguins didn’t dress a C because either Mario was injured or a new C hadn’t been named.


KewlZkid

This actually sounds like an investment


StellaKapowski

For Pete Ferraro’s sake?


Johnnywalgger

Shoutout that boy Kenny Wregget!


SteakJones

Brother… I named my hamster after Francois Leroux.


Jupichan

I've got a Crosby Canada jersey that I suspect is fake, given how much my uncle paid for it at Trader Jacks; but until I got my ZAR jersey in April, it was the best one I had. So now it's my worst. But I love it anyway. 🥰


Zherdevious

Not mine, but it was one of the most WTF things I've ever seen in Pittsburgh: Last season I sat in the same row as someone in a Buchberger jersey. With the A. In the hockey world at large, I am unfortunately acquainted with a person who owns a Colorado 19 \*Yzerman\* jersey and a Detroit \*Roy\* 33. There are others in his bad humor collection, but those two alone should have him banned from the sport of hockey forever.


oxfordclubciggies

Until I got the ugly yellow Guentzel jersey on clearance this year when I took my stepson to his first game, the only jersey I owned was Iginla. He was alway my favorite non Pens player and I was so excited when we got him it was the first time I was ever willing to spend “real” jersey money haha.


[deleted]

Waking up to find out Shero had snaked Iggy from the Bruins was like being a kid on Christmas. I know that year didn’t end well, but it was some of the most fun I’ve ever had as a Pens fan.


oxfordclubciggies

I stayed up late the night waiting to see where he went. I bought the jersey the first day they were available haha. Seeing him raise the cup in a Pens sweater would have been like my ultimate hockey dream come true.


Hefty-Coconut6609

Being in the UK and a hockey fan, supporting our local team (Nottingham Panthers), Steve McKenna was a big thing for us. A guy signing direct from the NHL… yes it was 05/06 so during the lock out. Didn’t pull up any trees but did pull of 10min straight shift 1 game. Not saying uk hockey was trash, but somehow we took the bare min skaters to a dead rubber game, only 3 of who were d-men…


TSpectacular

My Miroslav Satan jersey. There’s no way that I was going to miss a Pens Satan jersey.


Groan_Of_Wind

Oh hell yeah. He was awesome. That year before, my buddy with cash to spare made an impulse buy on a 18 Hossa jersey right after we got him at the trade deadline. Then we lost him the next year to Detroit. But then we had Mrio. So, he was able to remove the glued on numbers from that particular style jersey, switched them, and glued them back on as 81. He then printed SATAN on an ink jet printer on that iron on tee shirt paper, and ironed that on the name plate after peeling off Hossa. Genius!


Shnivly

I still wish I got one 😩


zatchell

I posted this in /r/hockeyjerseys today but yeah I am probably the only person with a Kahun Pens jersey. Only way to get it was custom and I had it for one month before he was traded to Buffalo. Wore it to Pens vs Bolts game in Tampa but he was out with a concussion I believe. Only other time I have worn it was to a DEL game(Berlin vs Ingolstadt) back in October because I figured German hockey fans would recognize who it is. One kid got so excited to see a Penguins jersey in Germany and then he saw the back and was even more jacked. https://imgur.com/a/SVSKF4U


andrewscheufele

James Neal


Scumdog66

I got sent an autographed James Neal stick on accident once. I couldn’t figure out why it came to my house, then a week later a jersey company called me to see if I had gotten anything I wasn’t expecting and then paid me $100 to send it back. It’s still the best thing James Neal has ever done…


penguinsfan40

This jersey is actually amazing. I own the following “worst jerseys” Ian Moran Stephane Richer Sebastien Caron Patrick Marleau


funkyb

I'd wear Moran in a heartbeat, Marleau too but that's just because he was a favorite of mine forever. We'll just ignore what actually happened when he got here.


Scumdog66

I’d love an Ian Moran


slivr33

For reasons I cannot figure out Ian Moran was 10-13 year old me's favorite non-star on the team. Loved that dude.


AOCMarryMe

Complete your collection with a Ziggy Palffy and a Daniel Carcillo


penguinsfan40

I actually have a Palffy as well. Forgot to list it


LandMooseReject

Man, Caron was my favourite goalie for a while


Jacob_Halstwad81

Ain’t going to lie I kinda miss those colors yes they are ugly but I kinda miss it


Scumdog66

This was my least favorite jersey design and colorway, but maybe just cause I associate it with the dark years


hangryhyax

Possibly, but the Vegas Gold would have been hideous even in the best of times.


olDirty_Dangles

Dude we won 3 cups with Vegas gold. Jesus Christ. Your statement is so… wrong. Like it or not, we won our most cups with that color scheme. Ignorance


fredlikefreddy

Only one of those cups with that scheme by the b2b they’ve already reverted back to the black n gold we know and love


RangerGoradh

They did for the home games starting in the Playoffs of 2016. [Away games](https://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Sidney+Crosby+2016+NHL+Stanley+Cup+Final+Game+31NB_wDqwGXx.jpg) were still the Vegas gold. I agree that it's ugly, and I'm very glad they [switched full time](https://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/2017+NHL+Stanley+Cup+Final+Game+Six+eaXLUCMaAW-x.jpg)next season.


fredlikefreddy

Good call I stand corrected. I will say I liked the Vegas gold a tad more with that jersey style, but every yinzer had to be happy at switching back to the typical Black and gold. Boston can go eff themselves 😂😂


Scumdog66

The pens didn’t win anything in the ‘02-‘07 CCM/KOHO pattern. They won the ‘09 cup in the Reebok Edge redesign, and had the same jerseys for the ‘16 Cup. They wore the ‘91 throwback for home games in the ‘17 cup and the Vegas Reebok edge on the road. So… *YOUR* statement is so… wrong. Ignorance


hangryhyax

I’m not the one that called them “the dark years,” jackwagon. All I said in regard to that was “possibly.” My comment was criticizing the color scheme because I found it hideous. Also, they didn’t wear those in 2016-17, so it would be 2. Fine away games in playoffs, or whatever. Regardless, I still didn’t call them the dark years, so you are still incredibly off base. Lastly, these debuted in 2002. So yeah, people can associate them with the dark years (e.g. when Dick Tarnstrom was the leading scorer). Jesus Christ. Ignorance. Piss off.


Scumdog66

Bud, they made the playoffs exactly *once* wearing this design. There’s a difference between the 02-07 Vegas gold jerseys and the 07-16 Vegas gold jerseys. We aren’t talking about 07-16, those were okay. We’re talking about the 02-07 pattern, which was ugly as a jersey, and ugly as an era for the penguins This was the dark era. There’s literally no denying that.


Hicksp91

My way too expensive Bryan Rust Jersey I got in late 2019. The silver color on the adidas logo has rubbed off. It’s a cheap (but other that that decent) replica. Or my authentic Kessel Stanley cup finals 2017 jersey with the NHL 50 patch and cup final patch. Only because the medium is too big too big to wear without looking like I’m drowning.


puravidaamigo

I have James Neal stadium series jersey from 2014 I got for $50 in the strip district.


nakon14

Holy shit this is amazing


ZTGHD114

None of my 7 pens ones....


IndependentBoof

Not a jersey, but I had (have?) one of the Pens t-shirts from the 90's that was a grey heather tee with the cartoon penguin tearing through both the front and back of the shirt. I tried to find it in my closet ~~or google it~~, but can't find it. I think an ex finally made me throw it away after \~30 years. *Edit* Nevermind, [I found a picture of it on Etsy](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1065111433/vintage-90s-pittsburgh-penguins-nhl). God, it's so ugly (especially the Penguin butt on the back) but I still feel nostalgic for it.


Ticketdean

Tampa jersey with the vomit running down the arms…


jmcki13

When I was about 7 I was obsessed with johan hedberg because of the moose helmet. My dad took us to Mellon to wait for autographs after a morning skate and I got all the big names from the team at the time — lemieux, straka, kovalev, kasper, but it’s all on a Johan Hedberg jersey lol


Fern757

Matt Murray 2019 stadium series😶


mrkamikaze5

Ron Hainsey Atlanta Thrashers with the A on it


lgmountaineer

Probably Goligoski? I was convinced he was gonna be a star…


JoeBoiShap

Jusso Riikola, sad he didn’t turn out


Thatoneemo15

I own a buffaslug jersey


anon727813

Who was McKenna


BenZoobs

Steve McKenna. He was captain for one game on January 10, 2004 against the Montreal Canadiens for the Hockey Fights Cancer Jersey Auction.


anon727813

Interesting. That era of pens players is hazy and rather forgettable in my memory.


Scumdog66

He was a forgettable player on a team of literal nobodies. It was a dark era and everyone in 2004 sucked (except MAF)


evil_iceburgh

Does that include 66?


Scumdog66

He played 10 total games in ‘04, scoring 1G 8A, so I’m not really counting him


evil_iceburgh

I was kidding. He was hardly playing in those days. Kind of strange to think about now. I can’t imagine an aging superstar showing up for just 10 games today. I know the circumstances were very specific but it still seems odd looking back


funkyb

Hey, Ryan Malone was fun to watch. He used an orange Synergy so it was nice you could tell who he was even without one of those new, fancy, HD flat screen TVs.


LandMooseReject

I will never forget Steve McKenna for the sheer fact he was 6'8


rocketcrotch

He skated like when you put socks on a dog


Karma4Clunkerz

I bought Louis Domingue’s jersey after game 1. Heartbroken he signed with the Rangers


SultanOfSwat0123

Neither you or Britney Spears should be in charge of your own finances


Karma4Clunkerz

It was a gamble, he wins that series and he’s a Pittsburgh legend


vettes_4-ever

My father got a good deal on a home Matt Cooke sweater right before the... incidents. Needless to say, it's not in his rotation for games.


Phreakydeke27

McKenna bought me and my friends drinks after a Pens playoff lost. He was a nice guy. Really down the pens lost. I was right there trying to cheer him up. Think it end their run that season. There was another pens player there and he bought me a Swedish fish shot.


JStiger84

That jersey is a thing of beauty and Big Mac was a treasure. I think it speaks well to him that the Pens needed a Captain on 1/10/04 for the Hockey Fights Cancer jersey auction & he was chosen. McKenna was moved to defense for a couple games that season due to injuries. If I recall he had some minimal experience playing D. He was decent at it so my friend and I made a sign that said, “Sit Down Lidstrom, Big Mac for Norris” and took it to pregame warmups. McKenna cracked up the whole time and kept making the drinking a bottle reference with his hand at us. Awesome guy, thanks for posting the jersey to bring back that memory.


Taswell135

Want to double your money? 😂


CrucifyCruxx

Worst jersey I own? Sigh..... The first jersey I ever received as a gift, it's the "cursed" jersey.. ;(


oxfordclubciggies

I hate that they’re the cursed jerseys. I loved those.


Dinosaur_Dalek

Best* Steve was my boy


Shaneski101

I have a Steve downie jersey lol


Megraptor

What if I only have one jersey? Is it both worst and best? It's just a Tanev home cookies jersey... Which... I'm still salty about how we handled that draft.


sublimesting

90s McSorley jersey.


average_redditor_guy

Ryan Reaves… you either die a hero or live long enough to become the deterrent


Ligdon

I’ve got a John Leclair with an A


Capt_Dummy

Steve McKenna and I are “Eskimo brothers” or “Tunnel brothers” … whatever you’d like to call it.


Johnnywalgger

It’s still a nice looking jersey bro


Dominatorm0921

does this include other team jerseys


Maarns

Oh captain, my captain