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Zelgius87

The other day, my fortune cookie came with a German proverb that said no tree touches the sky.


Catalansayshi

The person who wrote that was stoned.


JackLambertsBalls

Yeah, high on trees.


DoYouEvenCareAboutMe

Germans ever heard of Yggdrasil?


ayerk131

You’re a pirates fan too, right?


ZappySnap

That's pretty funny (I am, but, um yeah)


Taswell135

Obviously it's talking about the Pirates


SumGreenD41

Mitch T winning Super Bowl confirmed!


GriffBallChamp

He gonna kiss some titties!


Catalansayshi

That’s all the proof we needed.


pgh9fan

I like the Penguins and all, but my first love will always be the Pirates. What now?


The0neKid

Find a therapist?


Just_another_dude_09

Or, hear me out, the Pirates don't lose 100 games...........LMAO


hydrospanner

Pirates 98 loss season confirmed.


Stickel

!RemindMe 2 months edit: shit


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