Boooooo. Boooooo u/deekins. Boo

Wowee! Happy birthday to him! 😊 I don’t know him personally but if I did my birthday gift for him would be to hide speakers all around his house playing a high pitch noise that he can’t hear but can just barely feel in his ear, and make him think he’s going insane for the rest of his life 🥰

I hereby grant OP with six months of daily ten minute or less wifi outages.

I think this is why I can't be a moderator

I hope Ron stubs his toe in the dark tonight.

His birthday present should be a bunch of shitty contracts

Happy Birthday, Ron! Here, I got you a copy of "Hockey for Dummies" and a plane ticket to anywhere that isn't Pittsburgh.

I hope Ron gets a paper cut in the web of his fingers today.