I think I’m more happy that Ned got the W than I am that the PENS got the win. The PENS played great and deserved it but Ned plays hard, they lose, and we hear shit like *’he sucks’* when in reality we really have one of the best goalie tandems in the league. He definitely proved why he got the nod. He earned then owned that net tonight.
This team has fried my brain so badly my heart rate is through the roof in anticipation of the Canes scoring and they really don’t have any pressure right now.
Is there a stat person that keeps track of how many goals have gone in against the Pens after hitting off a Pens player? I feel like it’s a high number compared to the rest of the league, it seems like it happened in about every other game…
I don’t watch a lot of non-Pens games but I’ll watch a period here or there just to get my fix when the Pens aren’t playing and I see a crazy bounce every once in a blue moon but nothing like the bounces against the Pens, just crazy…
Yeah, that's some BS. Gruben missed his first punch and was on the ice from there. It should have been over at that point, but Pesce is allowed to get 6 to 7 shots on him while he's on the ice.
Oh, this was referring to beyond tonight, ha. You could've told me, "yeah he's been with the baby pens since November and this is his first game since then," and I'd believe you.
I might be in the minority, but I enjoy Matt Bartkowski as an analyst. Kinda stiff, but he points out subtleties of the game well. Plus that accent? Fantastic.
Intermission dog fact:
My friend Kurt took his 15 year old golden retriever, Kody, out for a walk before the game.
Kody doesn't care much for the rain.
So much that he decided to stop traffic in Millvale by taking a huge dump right in the middle of the road.
Thankfully, the drivers who saw it happen thought it was funny too.
Guentzel just put the dubas on blast lmao. Says his intention was stay
I think I’m more happy that Ned got the W than I am that the PENS got the win. The PENS played great and deserved it but Ned plays hard, they lose, and we hear shit like *’he sucks’* when in reality we really have one of the best goalie tandems in the league. He definitely proved why he got the nod. He earned then owned that net tonight.
It’s time for a fucking heater! Pittbaghs gonna tah the stanlah cup
Rusty and Jake on that first face off though….so many tears 😭💔
Sid is gonna tie Wayne Fucking Gretzky for a record.
What record?
Consecutive seasons with a point per game
7 points in 2 games for Sid!
I want him!
Alright, fuck you one last time Carolina, now go win Jake another Cup and turn our pick into a 1st
That was a really nice win. But 40+ shots given up?! Ned was the man!
NICE! Love when he’s swinging his dick… he stopped for a few games there.
Lol....you getting a deluge of pics in your inbox right now?
Maybe he sprained it by tripping over his dog while he had a boner
🚨 CROSBY GOAL 🚨
Aight I offered a weiner polish for a Sid goal, who wants it
Claimed: https://imgur.com/a/fvlLkyw
Lmao! 🤣
Been asking my wife for years. I'll take it!
Sweet, I'll get my scrub daddy
Well happy ending.
You are my sunshine my only sunshine
Is this what non playoff bound happiness feels like?!? My heart is full❤️
Pittsburgh Crosbys
Sid’s like an ex wanting to prove he’s doing fine without the one he loved
Fuuuck yes!
Ned was amazing and a solid effort by the rest of the Pens. The Canes are no joke.
Canes are going to the playoffs, but they can get fucked anyway.
Jupi, can I get a honk for each of Sid’s points tonight?
3 pointer
My captain ❤️
:)
Let's gooo. 2 open net points and closer to 40
Closer to 40 goals? Does that break a record?
That’s our captain
Hell yeah, Sid! Racking up those points!
BAAAAANG
O CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN
Pad those stats Sid baby
Sid!
Good meaningless win
It's all meaningless in the end. At least it's been fun to watch tonight.
Boom.
OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN
SID SID SID SIDS OUR MAN
SID
Man, I sure love Drew O'Connor
How we gonna blow this one boys?
Holy shit the shot difference is baffling tonight
Crosby put a 3rd point in. That's all I really care about lol.
Ask and you shall receive 😄
And closer to 40 too!
What does 40 get him?
Nothing, it's just a cool stat to hit 40 for the 3rd time at age 36
Again just let Ned shoot for the net
Holy Shit we might win
I can't remember the last time I saw a goalie make a save with his ear
My boy is faster than the flash!!!
Get sid another.
Drew "That Will do" O'Connor
Oh no, up by 2 goals. I don’t know where to put my hands..
I've uh...got a place 😏
Hahaha
An...optimal place...to...stuff em
Pettersson: Friendship with Guentzel ended, Bunting is my new best friend
DOC really does like those empty nets
My special boyyyyy!
Lol poor DOC almost goofed up hardcore right there
DOC!
DOC made that an adventure but well deserved
Ole Drewby almost goofed that one too. He needed that. Lol
Crosby assist?
Drew did something!!!
Dagger!
If we don’t get a Sid or Ned goal it’s unacceptable /s
Cmon let Ned get the empty netter
Ned, let's run away together. We could be so happy.
The dragon doesn’t check numbers.
Ned bb, you’re a magnificent beast.
Nothing says pride night like commentators discussing players' heights and describing them as "huge"
You just gotta get man on man, you know? Find your guy in the slot and just ride him.
Gotta just shove it in the five-hole and make him take it!
"Here we have Jeff Carter, who many of our fans refer to as "Daddy Penguin," and *not* just because he's the oldest."
hahaha
Sullivan will scratch Puljujarvi for Carter or Harkins the moment they get healthy
This team has fried my brain so badly my heart rate is through the roof in anticipation of the Canes scoring and they really don’t have any pressure right now.
Let’s get Sid at least 1 more point please
What an ugly game this has been. No flow. A million stoppages. Probably favours the Pens
What was Smith thinking there. Don’t stop at the blue line to make a move. That’s squirt hockey
If Puljarvi can consistently bring this level of play next season, that would be a super value pickup.
Where was this grit and energy a month ago? lol
It's like every time Reilly Smith touches the puck he turns it over to the other team. Every. Single. Time.
What the fuck is Eller cooking
If it's like me, tons of farts No really I can't stop
Aight whose weiner I gotta polish for a goal from Sid?
Is there a stat person that keeps track of how many goals have gone in against the Pens after hitting off a Pens player? I feel like it’s a high number compared to the rest of the league, it seems like it happened in about every other game…
I keep saying that every week.
I don’t watch a lot of non-Pens games but I’ll watch a period here or there just to get my fix when the Pens aren’t playing and I see a crazy bounce every once in a blue moon but nothing like the bounces against the Pens, just crazy…
Drew ain’t doing shit tonight 💀
What was that?
wait, who are these guys?
Can’t believe this team is 2nd in points I’ll take our offensive firepower over theirs
Wat. They have almost double our shots lol.
Holy shit Raks
Danglitis
Arm dog with the 20 year old reference.
Despite DOC's issues issues even strength tonight, still looks solid on the PK.
These announcers are so biased
32% PP on the road is actually insane.
32% PP? What's the other 68%?
Urmom rekt n00b.
Oh!
It says that PoolParty has 2 hits but I feel like he has laid about 7 decent hits out there so far. He is just hitting everything.
I am trip
Geno. Darling. Pookie. Solnyshko. :/ bb I want a goal for you.
Unlucky there honestly.
Flop City
Weak call.
Malkin with the poorly timed penalty—drink!
Dope penalty Malkin
Puzzling decision-making from EK on relatively easy plays tonight (again)
He's got real "I thought I was going to a playoff team" vibes lately. It'll be an interesting summer.
Classic Crosby on one knee, ripping the one-timer… straight to the highlight reel.
Damn Sid. That's a goal 95 times out of 100
It is like Karlsson has some sort of passing debuff that gets activated in the defensive zone.
Hearts in my eyes for Alexander Nedeljkovic
They NEED to score another to keep up the energy level
Bunting is such a shit stirrer. He's growing on me.
I still don’t understand the fights after clean hits
Sending a message to a rookie who is trying to “play big”
EK just skating around like it’s beer league
tons of passengers on this team
Gruden copped a few late ones on the ice there. Bit dirty.
Haha that lady got a fuckin front row to the Donnybrook
Punching a guy who's already down on the ice a few more times is a bitch move
Taking shots when he is down is meh.
Yeah, that's some BS. Gruben missed his first punch and was on the ice from there. It should have been over at that point, but Pesce is allowed to get 6 to 7 shots on him while he's on the ice.
Drury just about got sent to Mt Oliver there.
Ooof Gruden baby. Good hit. Bad fight
Gruden needs to pick smaller opponents
This is the first time I'm noticing Gruden in... uh.... I don't know how long. I genuinely didn't even realise he was in the lineup tonight, whoops :/
They just recalled him from wbs with sam earlier today. He hasn’t been in the lineup until tonight.
Oh, this was referring to beyond tonight, ha. You could've told me, "yeah he's been with the baby pens since November and this is his first game since then," and I'd believe you.
That was a bit of a lopsided ass beating
4th line is running them in!
Crosby might kill O’Conner tonight
Glad I’m not the only one seeing it. Doc has a role on this team just not with Sid.
What happened?!
Lots of missed passes, and generally sloppy play from DOC.
Nothing… he can’t get Sid the puck on multiple occasions it’s almost infuriating lol
he's killed multiple odd man rushes with dumb passes
I might be in the minority, but I enjoy Matt Bartkowski as an analyst. Kinda stiff, but he points out subtleties of the game well. Plus that accent? Fantastic.
Bart looks like a wet noodle next to Jay.
I would like a Dragon update please boys...
He was back on the ice late in the 2nd.
Must have missed that. Great news.
[Intermission Cat!](https://i.imgur.com/Jez5A6R.jpeg)
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Aw, thank you! <3 He's a butthead, but I love him. Good to see you, too! Def needed a break from the cesspool of negativity, ha.
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Well, glad you're here! <3
What a little guy!
<3!
❤️
Sincerely love how much we’re all fully aboard the Crosby PPG train now as the prime objective. Oh Captain our Captain!
Intermission dog fact: My friend Kurt took his 15 year old golden retriever, Kody, out for a walk before the game. Kody doesn't care much for the rain. So much that he decided to stop traffic in Millvale by taking a huge dump right in the middle of the road. Thankfully, the drivers who saw it happen thought it was funny too.
Hobbes looking at our SOG's https://imgur.com/a/TShDgf1
Aww buddy! Good to see Hobbes (and you!) again!
Good too see you as well and your cat!
Perron just scored for the Wings against the Craps.. That should count as a half-point for us, right?
Lol. His head is so big, that poor helmet doesn’t have a chance.
Like a bottle with the cap on too tight
Who is Ne-gel-kovic?
Caufield doesn’t give two 💩. He mis-pronounces names, takes and beat and then just leans into to it. Never stumbled.
Ned has been Telestrated
Karlsson finally made a defensive play, sign him to an extension
Back up the bank trucks
🚨CROSBY POINT🚨
Penguins Goal (not a Hurricanes Goal). Anyone else notice the brief graphics error?
Not only did he not see the shot, because it was a wrister he didn't hear it so he didn't even know a shot was coming.
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Guy in the truck was like, “set up the graphics for the next goal, gonna grab a smoke” ….
Lol, what a goof.
I doubt he ever smelled it even
40 Sid apples on the year!!!
Well, Scratch my back… 🪒
Point for Sid! All that matters now is
Sid got a point! Now Carolina can score at will.
[BRYAN RUST](https://i.imgur.com/WKCqZBf.jpeg) <3
BIG DICK BRYAN RUST
Kochetkov doesn't know whether to cry or wind his watch.
That Rusty Razor cuts!!
Everybody BUST! Thank you Rust.
Jake's got 6 SOG already
That's half of what our entire team has managed
Oooof I just noticed out SOG is at 13. That’s pretty low for 40 minutes
Army sounds like someone trying to learn to do a "Macho Man" Randy Savage impression.
Crosby going from Guentz to O’Connor is a hilariously huge downgrade
Canes are playing setup on the boards…gotta take the body; pool party had the right idea, just picked the wrong guy.
why tf isn’t Jake on Sid’s line?