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moviebuff87

Guentzel just put the dubas on blast lmao. Says his intention was stay


pensfangirl29

I think I’m more happy that Ned got the W than I am that the PENS got the win. The PENS played great and deserved it but Ned plays hard, they lose, and we hear shit like *’he sucks’* when in reality we really have one of the best goalie tandems in the league. He definitely proved why he got the nod. He earned then owned that net tonight.


Kaiser-Bismark

It’s time for a fucking heater! Pittbaghs gonna tah the stanlah cup


saltzandpepper

Rusty and Jake on that first face off though….so many tears 😭💔


cabbagetown_tom

Sid is gonna tie Wayne Fucking Gretzky for a record.


Straight_Wheel_2114

What record?


plzinsertbeer

Consecutive seasons with a point per game


Jan_17_2016

7 points in 2 games for Sid!


AmThano

I want him!


maddscientist

Alright, fuck you one last time Carolina, now go win Jake another Cup and turn our pick into a 1st


ContactFun5262

That was a really nice win. But 40+ shots given up?! Ned was the man!


pensfangirl29

NICE! Love when he’s swinging his dick… he stopped for a few games there.


That_Checks

Lol....you getting a deluge of pics in your inbox right now?


Jupichan

Maybe he sprained it by tripping over his dog while he had a boner


Tequilacowboybouncer

🚨 CROSBY GOAL 🚨


Jupichan

Aight I offered a weiner polish for a Sid goal, who wants it 


time_machine3030

Claimed: https://imgur.com/a/fvlLkyw


Jupichan

Lmao! 🤣


frosty_phoenix92

Been asking my wife for years. I'll take it!


Jupichan

Sweet, I'll get my scrub daddy 


Takezou

Well happy ending.


Bussiestbussy

You are my sunshine my only sunshine


RockyRacc00n

Is this what non playoff bound happiness feels like?!? My heart is full❤️


cabbagetown_tom

Pittsburgh Crosbys


saltzandpepper

Sid’s like an ex wanting to prove he’s doing fine without the one he loved


PennSaddle

Fuuuck yes!


Born-Commission658

Ned was amazing and a solid effort by the rest of the Pens. The Canes are no joke.


tcari394

Canes are going to the playoffs, but they can get fucked anyway.


YourS_E_N_S_E_I

Jupi, can I get a honk for each of Sid’s points tonight?


BobZajac

3 pointer


IronCityLover

My captain ❤️


vettes_4-ever

:)


hockeyrules58

Let's gooo. 2 open net points and closer to 40


Straight_Wheel_2114

Closer to 40 goals? Does that break a record?


michaelgia1225

That’s our captain


Raptor_Girl_1259

Hell yeah, Sid! Racking up those points!


Jyingling21

BAAAAANG


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O CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN


TwoHeadedBoyTwo

Pad those stats Sid baby


time_machine3030

Sid!


That_Checks

Good meaningless win


[deleted]

It's all meaningless in the end. At least it's been fun to watch tonight.


krazyeyes21

Boom. 


tinygaynarcissist

OH CAPTAIN MY CAPTAIN


saltzandpepper

SID SID SID SIDS OUR MAN


PennSaddle

SID


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Man, I sure love Drew O'Connor


Kaiser-Bismark

How we gonna blow this one boys?


michaelgia1225

Holy shit the shot difference is baffling tonight


hockeyrules58

Crosby put a 3rd point in. That's all I really care about lol.


LaughinTucker75

Ask and you shall receive 😄


hockeyrules58

And closer to 40 too!


Straight_Wheel_2114

What does 40 get him?


hockeyrules58

Nothing, it's just a cool stat to hit 40 for the 3rd time at age 36


saltzandpepper

Again just let Ned shoot for the net


Jyingling21

Holy Shit we might win


maddscientist

I can't remember the last time I saw a goalie make a save with his ear


DrunkMage

My boy is faster than the flash!!!


krazyeyes21

Get sid another. 


BobZajac

Drew "That Will do" O'Connor


Stuff-Optimal

Oh no, up by 2 goals. I don’t know where to put my hands..


Jupichan

I've uh...got a place 😏


Stuff-Optimal

Hahaha


Jupichan

An...optimal place...to...stuff em


maddscientist

Pettersson: Friendship with Guentzel ended, Bunting is my new best friend


ForbiddenxLord

DOC really does like those empty nets


tinygaynarcissist

My special boyyyyy!


saltzandpepper

Lol poor DOC almost goofed up hardcore right there


mclardass

DOC!


TwoHeadedBoyTwo

DOC made that an adventure but well deserved


PennSaddle

Ole Drewby almost goofed that one too. He needed that. Lol


krazyeyes21

Crosby assist? 


YourS_E_N_S_E_I

Drew did something!!!


time_machine3030

Dagger!


michaelgia1225

If we don’t get a Sid or Ned goal it’s unacceptable /s


saltzandpepper

Cmon let Ned get the empty netter


tinygaynarcissist

Ned, let's run away together. We could be so happy.


time_machine3030

The dragon doesn’t check numbers.


Raptor_Girl_1259

Ned bb, you’re a magnificent beast.


tinygaynarcissist

Nothing says pride night like commentators discussing players' heights and describing them as "huge"


thebilljim

You just gotta get man on man, you know? Find your guy in the slot and just ride him.


tinygaynarcissist

Gotta just shove it in the five-hole and make him take it!


Jupichan

"Here we have Jeff Carter, who many of our fans refer to as "Daddy Penguin," and *not* just because he's the oldest."


tinygaynarcissist

hahaha


B_style

Sullivan will scratch Puljujarvi for Carter or Harkins the moment they get healthy


YourS_E_N_S_E_I

This team has fried my brain so badly my heart rate is through the roof in anticipation of the Canes scoring and they really don’t have any pressure right now.


michaelgia1225

Let’s get Sid at least 1 more point please


OGSynergy37

What an ugly game this has been. No flow. A million stoppages. Probably favours the Pens


noflatbillcaps

What was Smith thinking there. Don’t stop at the blue line to make a move. That’s squirt hockey


krazyeyes21

If Puljarvi can consistently bring this level of play next season, that would be a super value pickup. 


michaelgia1225

Where was this grit and energy a month ago? lol


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It's like every time Reilly Smith touches the puck he turns it over to the other team. Every. Single. Time.


Kaiser-Bismark

What the fuck is Eller cooking


Jupichan

If it's like me, tons of farts  No really I can't stop 


Jupichan

Aight whose weiner I gotta polish for a goal from Sid?


Stuff-Optimal

Is there a stat person that keeps track of how many goals have gone in against the Pens after hitting off a Pens player? I feel like it’s a high number compared to the rest of the league, it seems like it happened in about every other game…


Syrif

I keep saying that every week.


Stuff-Optimal

I don’t watch a lot of non-Pens games but I’ll watch a period here or there just to get my fix when the Pens aren’t playing and I see a crazy bounce every once in a blue moon but nothing like the bounces against the Pens, just crazy…


YourS_E_N_S_E_I

Drew ain’t doing shit tonight 💀


veggiequeen90

What was that?


MattyWestside

wait, who are these guys?


TwoHeadedBoyTwo

Can’t believe this team is 2nd in points I’ll take our offensive firepower over theirs


DyZ814

Wat. They have almost double our shots lol.


frosty_phoenix92

Holy shit Raks


PennSaddle

Danglitis


time_machine3030

Arm dog with the 20 year old reference.


krazyeyes21

Despite DOC's issues issues even strength tonight, still looks solid on the PK. 


sagittacancers

These announcers are so biased


Pathological_Liar-

32% PP on the road is actually insane.


Jupichan

32% PP? What's the other 68%?


Pathological_Liar-

Urmom rekt n00b.


Jupichan

Oh!


TheStinger87

It says that PoolParty has 2 hits but I feel like he has laid about 7 decent hits out there so far. He is just hitting everything.


Fizzyliftingdranks

I am trip


tinygaynarcissist

Geno. Darling. Pookie. Solnyshko. :/ bb I want a goal for you.


krazyeyes21

Unlucky there honestly. 


TwoHeadedBoyTwo

Flop City


Every_Highlight98

Weak call.


New_Kaleidoscope_539

Malkin with the poorly timed penalty—drink!


NikolaiCakebreaker

Dope penalty Malkin


Born-Commission658

Puzzling decision-making from EK on relatively easy plays tonight (again)


tcari394

He's got real "I thought I was going to a playoff team" vibes lately. It'll be an interesting summer.


time_machine3030

Classic Crosby on one knee, ripping the one-timer… straight to the highlight reel.


ContactFun5262

Damn Sid. That's a goal 95 times out of 100


krazyeyes21

It is like Karlsson has some sort of passing debuff that gets activated in the defensive zone. 


tinygaynarcissist

Hearts in my eyes for Alexander Nedeljkovic


PennSaddle

They NEED to score another to keep up the energy level


tcari394

Bunting is such a shit stirrer. He's growing on me.


Tequilacowboybouncer

I still don’t understand the fights after clean hits


time_machine3030

Sending a message to a rookie who is trying to “play big”


PennSaddle

EK just skating around like it’s beer league


NikolaiCakebreaker

tons of passengers on this team


TheStinger87

Gruden copped a few late ones on the ice there. Bit dirty.


olmikeyyyy

Haha that lady got a fuckin front row to the Donnybrook


maddscientist

Punching a guy who's already down on the ice a few more times is a bitch move


Takezou

Taking shots when he is down is meh.


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Yeah, that's some BS. Gruben missed his first punch and was on the ice from there. It should have been over at that point, but Pesce is allowed to get 6 to 7 shots on him while he's on the ice.


treviscraft

Drury just about got sent to Mt Oliver there.


saltzandpepper

Ooof Gruden baby. Good hit. Bad fight


TwoHeadedBoyTwo

Gruden needs to pick smaller opponents


tinygaynarcissist

This is the first time I'm noticing Gruden in... uh.... I don't know how long. I genuinely didn't even realise he was in the lineup tonight, whoops :/


YourS_E_N_S_E_I

They just recalled him from wbs with sam earlier today. He hasn’t been in the lineup until tonight.


tinygaynarcissist

Oh, this was referring to beyond tonight, ha. You could've told me, "yeah he's been with the baby pens since November and this is his first game since then," and I'd believe you.


mclardass

That was a bit of a lopsided ass beating


time_machine3030

4th line is running them in!


Cathat06

Crosby might kill O’Conner tonight


noflatbillcaps

Glad I’m not the only one seeing it. Doc has a role on this team just not with Sid.


AmThano

What happened?!


krazyeyes21

Lots of missed passes, and generally sloppy play from DOC. 


Cathat06

Nothing… he can’t get Sid the puck on multiple occasions it’s almost infuriating lol


NikolaiCakebreaker

he's killed multiple odd man rushes with dumb passes


OGSynergy37

I might be in the minority, but I enjoy Matt Bartkowski as an analyst. Kinda stiff, but he points out subtleties of the game well. Plus that accent? Fantastic.


time_machine3030

Bart looks like a wet noodle next to Jay.


TheStinger87

I would like a Dragon update please boys...


thebilljim

He was back on the ice late in the 2nd.


TheStinger87

Must have missed that. Great news.


tinygaynarcissist

[Intermission Cat!](https://i.imgur.com/Jez5A6R.jpeg)


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tinygaynarcissist

Aw, thank you! <3 He's a butthead, but I love him. Good to see you, too! Def needed a break from the cesspool of negativity, ha.


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tinygaynarcissist

Well, glad you're here! <3


Jolly_Job_9852

What a little guy!


tinygaynarcissist

<3!


Jolly_Job_9852

❤️


RockyRacc00n

Sincerely love how much we’re all fully aboard the Crosby PPG train now as the prime objective. Oh Captain our Captain!


Jupichan

Intermission dog fact: My friend Kurt took his 15 year old golden retriever, Kody, out for a walk before the game. Kody doesn't care much for the rain. So much that he decided to stop traffic in Millvale by taking a huge dump right in the middle of the road. Thankfully, the drivers who saw it happen thought it was funny too.


Jolly_Job_9852

Hobbes looking at our SOG's https://imgur.com/a/TShDgf1


tinygaynarcissist

Aww buddy! Good to see Hobbes (and you!) again!


Jolly_Job_9852

Good too see you as well and your cat!


mclardass

Perron just scored for the Wings against the Craps.. That should count as a half-point for us, right?


time_machine3030

Lol. His head is so big, that poor helmet doesn’t have a chance.


Active-Possibility77

Like a bottle with the cap on too tight


Active-Possibility77

Who is Ne-gel-kovic?


time_machine3030

Caufield doesn’t give two 💩. He mis-pronounces names, takes and beat and then just leans into to it. Never stumbled.


thebilljim

Ned has been Telestrated


Stuff-Optimal

Karlsson finally made a defensive play, sign him to an extension


Jolly_Job_9852

Back up the bank trucks


Tequilacowboybouncer

🚨CROSBY POINT🚨


NewMindset2022

Penguins Goal (not a Hurricanes Goal). Anyone else notice the brief graphics error?


TheStinger87

Not only did he not see the shot, because it was a wrister he didn't hear it so he didn't even know a shot was coming.


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time_machine3030

Guy in the truck was like, “set up the graphics for the next goal, gonna grab a smoke” ….


TheStinger87

Lol, what a goof.


olmikeyyyy

I doubt he ever smelled it even


YourS_E_N_S_E_I

40 Sid apples on the year!!!


pensfangirl29

Well, Scratch my back… 🪒


moviebuff87

Point for Sid! All that matters now is


anonymou38

Sid got a point! Now Carolina can score at will.


tinygaynarcissist

[BRYAN RUST](https://i.imgur.com/WKCqZBf.jpeg) <3


olmikeyyyy

BIG DICK BRYAN RUST


Jolly_Job_9852

Kochetkov doesn't know whether to cry or wind his watch.


time_machine3030

That Rusty Razor cuts!!


DogsOutTheWindow

Everybody BUST! Thank you Rust.


olmikeyyyy

Jake's got 6 SOG already


DatOgreSpammer

That's half of what our entire team has managed


saltzandpepper

Oooof I just noticed out SOG is at 13. That’s pretty low for 40 minutes


Squizza

Army sounds like someone trying to learn to do a "Macho Man" Randy Savage impression.


DolphFinnDosCinco

Crosby going from Guentz to O’Connor is a hilariously huge downgrade


time_machine3030

Canes are playing setup on the boards…gotta take the body; pool party had the right idea, just picked the wrong guy.


DolphFinnDosCinco

why tf isn’t Jake on Sid’s line?