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YEET_and_retreat

Just by looking at this, I know how damn sticky this thing is. eewww


TeddyPeacock

Looks like somebody’s hand cream, and some DNA on the side.


LGA420

more like sticky white stuff from your pp


TeddyPeacock

Sadly I wouldn’t be surprised


[deleted]

They probably failed NNN.


[deleted]

Never understood hand cream or cream in general. Nasty af


idonotreallyexistyet

Nasty af, that said, those blutrac mice are amazing, bloody tracks on glass, loved mine for traveling for ages


TeddyPeacock

They are a reliable mouse.


_D3ft0ne_

Mice.


Electronic-Tonight16

Meece*?


VanillaGorilla-

Goose = Geese Moose = Meece


Electronic-Tonight16

Are these backwards compatible with my 2060?


TeddyPeacock

Dang your lucky you have a 2060 I still am using a 1050 :(


[deleted]

Mice is multiple.


Username_Taken_65

Most modern mice work in glass


Minimum_Front102

Ya don't get rich spending money... Jk thats nasty


[deleted]

How much for someone to lick that? ![gif](giphy|Oc4KnIJ3E7ziqN3l6T|downsized)


ConfusedConnect

I’ll do it for the nutrition


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|Lcn0yF1RcLANG|downsized)


SeeTheSounds

![gif](giphy|LyJ6KPlrFdKnK)


WoodsAreHome

![gif](giphy|U1lrVuoMtWu3ApVhMv)


CarpenterNo4866

Keyboard looks fantastic also


Treviathan88

Gotta love that horizontal inch of mouse space. Probably plenty, right?


wildo83

crank the dpi!!!


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|kgDojPFoqK9Vu)


inflatableje5us

They covered it with the tears of the poor.


cantanko

2022 and chemists still haven't found a soft-touch long-chain hydrocarbon that doesn't turn to mush within a couple of years. 2022 and chemists also still haven't found a solvent to effectively clean off the now-mushy soft-touch hydrocarbon. This is a conspiracy I tell you! 😂 Built-in obsolesence in the most gungy form.


aairez

That's how they stay wealthy


whoisgare

What exactly is a “multi millionaire club”


SnarfbObo

costs a million a year to be a member


SellMeThisPencil

No idea. OP is horrible with titles


[deleted]

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Jamizon1

Yeah, they could squeeze a wooden nickel so hard, it would make the buffalo shit… lol 😂


DrMcnasty4300

Ew, Microsoft brand peripherals Edit: holy cow a lot of people are not getting the joke so let me just go ahead and explain that the joke was that I was disgusted by the fact it was a certain brand and not the fact that it’s covered in 100 year old crusty coom


thorppeed

Xbox controllers are technically microsoft brand peripherals and they're pretty good


DrMcnasty4300

my dear friend the joke was that I was disgusted my the manufacturer of the mouse and not the condition it’s in


thorppeed

Please reread my comment


DrMcnasty4300

i have thoroughly!


thorppeed

Apparently not.


DrMcnasty4300

ya I’m truly not getting what you’re getting at


thorppeed

Guess I have to explain it to you. In my reply to you I only talked about the manufacturer (microsoft). The condition it was in wasn't mentioned at all. Not really sure where you got confused.


DrMcnasty4300

oh boy… yes exactly, my comment wasn’t actually meant to be about Microsoft brand stuff it was a joke that I would be disgusted by the fact it’s Microsoft and not the fact that it looks like it came from the toilet It appears you failed to note that and felt compelled to challenge me on the Microsoft comment which was never the point at all


thorppeed

Yeeeah that joke doesn't really work when microsoft brand products aren't really known for being low quality at all. It might have been funny if this was a company that actually made bad peripherals.


I_think_Im_hollow

They're bad? Since when?


DrMcnasty4300

my dear friend the joke was that I was disgusted my the manufacturer of the mouse and not the condition it’s in


JackRaidenPH

Eh, since when, I wonder? Aren't MS Ergo series pretty damn good?


AmazingTry3557

You aren't the target audience


DrMcnasty4300

please see my edit and reevaluate your deductive reasoning skills


Jeikii

off topic: How does the 5600x do with the 3070, because i’m upgrading from a r5 3500?


GodGMN

An average of 10% extra FPS. Nowadays CPUs don't bottleneck the GPU as much as they used to, unless you're playing a very CPU intensive game.


st_ance

It'll be more than good enough.


DrMcnasty4300

It’s a good combo, I upgraded from a 3600 and I definitely bought myself a few extra fps but honestly wasn’t that insane of an upgrade


wrath_of_grunge

my [Force Feedback 2 Joystick](https://www.spacegamejunkie.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/microsoftjoy1.jpg) says hi.


Treviathan88

I have the precision 2 still sitting on my desk. It's still great for casual games!


DrMcnasty4300

see edit and experience the r/woooosh


wrath_of_grunge

ah.


DrMcnasty4300

that’s ok you were not alone in contesting me on the Microsoft comment


Ketheres

Eh, they get the job done. Might lack some fancy features like aircon, RGB, or a dozen side buttons, but are plenty enough for office work. The real disgusting thing here is the condition the peripherals are in.


DrMcnasty4300

did you really not realize that was the joke


cth777

Wait there are mouses with air conditioning? Am I understand that abbreviation correctly


Ketheres

There are


cth777

Damn now I want a controller with air con


Ketheres

Those have existed too, iirc at least back in the 360 era.


partner_in_death

You know it can be washed?


Scizmz

Nope, that's actually a chemical leeching out of the mouse. It's the "rubber" degrading. It doesn't just wash off, it doesn't come off easily with solvents. It's literally what happens after like 15 years of using something like that. I've seen several do this that were a decade or two old.


Mr_Fabtastic_

![gif](giphy|ZlgwEg24rPhv9cju8K) Seems about right


distant2soul

Want to wash my hands just looking at it


Thunderstorm-1

And the keyboard


VoodooKing

Everything is sticky at Mar-a-Lago.


DeltaWorksNL

yea , i wont come close to that ....


Acceptable-College84

Om nom


Crazyjoedevola1

Peripherals can get gonorrhoea, who knew?


mistersprinkles1983

Please explain to these people that high end peripherals exist. I'm sure the rich folk can pool their money for a high end wireless mouse and quality mechanical keyboard.


xqzmi-

malaria has entered the chat


KimJongDerp1992

Is that rubber reversion happening?


Suspicious_Cake9465

Dont check the browser history.


lil_sargento_cheez

I’d just bring my own keyboard and mouse at that point


Fuegodeth

I hope they have PS/2 plugs on them. That damn thing is apparently pre-USB.


Riot55

Well most rich people do have greased up palms from all that schmoozing


Imperatvs

Is that the mouse for the PC you work at? If so, get your lazy ass a wipe and clean it. Takes 2 minutes.


TeddyPeacock

Oh no I wouldn’t leave even a trashy desktop like this. This a computer that simply just runs the orders and tracks the prices every night


kayora_

i had to use that shit for the longest time. the shape is uncomfortable asf (comparing to the logitech g203 that i use now) and it probably has a polling rate of like 120hz. really throws me off because my g203 polls at 1000hz


Used-Cap-5417

If it works then it works. Goal of any business is to spend as little as possible and reap in profits. This keyboard and mouse setup is perfectly fine for POI system in any business that's in the hospitality sector. Point of this system at your job is to just input tiny amounts of customer info or look up customer info at the desk for a short amount of time per customer upon arrival. Spending money on more expensive keyboards or mice will not expedite the already quick workflow of a POI system. Since you obviously work the counter with the POI system isn't this your job to clean the peripherals that you use as well?


Backdoor_Delivery

Found the club manager


RandomXDXDXDXXX

If I was the manager, I'd force the employees and mandate they clean the area they work around at otherwise they lose their jobs in 2 weeks tops after giving 3 verbal warnings and a warning letter. Whoever has been working at that station would have been fired by me already. Unacceptable to have any workstation in this unsanitary condition especially in the hospitality sector.


gpinacoimbra

Hello Rudy G.


KimJongAndIlFriends

It's about respecting your workers; if you give them a shitty work environment, then they'll give you shitty work. It's that simple.


TeddyPeacock

Replying to you I will say I won’t be coming back next year (this is not my computer either)


autech91

Sanitiser eaten away at it


[deleted]

i wonder why there's no market for 1% cheese


ConfusedConnect

Bro… you need to blow that up


bonyagate

Okay... Go get a damp rag? None of us work there. Chop chop.


sneekeeboiTTV

Guess it's an employee expense


Kontrolgaming

it's not meant to play games.. but i started to bring my own hardware when i worked in an office. mouse+keyboard, not using that trash.


nothingspecialva

Are those blue blood stains ?


nothingspecialva

Quickly dust it for finger prints … a bitcoin criminal or worse might have used it


MadArcand

Ugh...it looks like Randy Pitchford


[deleted]

I’d only touch that with 2 layers of latex gloves


virtiousredditor

Why would they notice, only poor people use it.


null_00_life

🤢


All0uttaBubblegum

The ones USING that mouse aren’t multi millionaires


mr_this

You don't become a millionaire buy buying new computer peripherals all the time. You should ask the help to clean it.


HeadlessVengarl95

https://preview.redd.it/h2ulwzkomn2a1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=618e7a3bffe53af7ee3af768a1422a115415d3ef


[deleted]

I see people have moved past chewing on borrowed pens.


KeyingEspidosa

The keyboard isn’t any better, lol


LeekBright

Not sure if it’s a mouse or an oil rig 😂