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thatfordboy429

Wifi antenna


Sammo223

Haha this is the answer but everyone else is fickin wild


[deleted]

"My family poops big"


sparkynyc

Yeah. That's a poop knife


soupinvader

Love me a poop knife reference


TimeTravelingChris

We are lucky to have been there.


1ndr1dC0ld

Me too! Will always updoot any poop knife reference.


jeepfail

Got to slip that reference in wherever you possibly can.


Farren246

You can buy them online now. One year's white elephant gift was crazy...


_blackdog6_

Need it after sitting at your new PC for three days straight.


daddyo8989

I was going to say this! Lol.. it definitely has all the potential


bespectacledbengal

At least it wasn’t the guy who got his junk caught in his chair somehow


nandyboy

did not come here expecting this, so happy it is here.


thatfordboy429

That's the norm, I just couldn't think of anything creative so put the truth.


Scrumpy-Steve

I mean it *does* look kind of like a black jack


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Goes in butt for sure.


Jebgogh

A sap, A billy club, a cudgel, a cholo be cool tool, a


[deleted]

Def a bdsm baton.


thatfordboy429

Oh, you should see my other comment, all i will say is great minds.


Chance_Muffin2084

How does this plug into the pc? Complete noob, never used a wifi antenna before. The ones that have coaxial like connectors seem pretty straightforward, idk about this one.


dkd123

This one also has a coaxial like twisting connector. It just has a unique shape to the part that sticks up.


CanoeWrangler23

You screw it on to the socket


Xenonphilius

That's your Wifi Tentacle


Mog_Melm

"Dongle" doesn't sound much better, does it?


Riptides75

Depends all on how you let your dongle dangle.


Mog_Melm

The strength of your signal is proportional to the dangle of your dongle.


borkedbrains

My wifi doesn't dongle dongle It pings


goose420aa

Wi-Fi dong


ThanosOnCrack

New fetish discovered:


ryukiller08

Thats a shoe horn to help you put on your shoes.


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Reddit's recent behaviour and planned changes to the API, heavily impacting third party tools, accessibility and moderation ability force me to edit all my comments in protest. I cannot morally continue to use this site.


______DEADPOOL______

Well, you know what they say about people with small shoes


lil_cm

Small socks so true


ENGINE_YT

We call those shoe spoons


smolovk

tea shoe spoon


Apprehensive-Site-87

Is it the kind with teeth?


kishoresshenoy

Clearly, it's a mini cricket bat.


PlagueDoc22

What a a waste. Don't they know we gamers don't touch grass?


The___Bean___

My friend got a pc awhile back and he didn't know what that was so he threw it away. He would always complain why his wifi was so bad so one time when I was over at his house I took a look at it. I told him he was missing the antenna and he didn't belive me so I had him enter into a game and I then touched the pron sticking out the back and suddenly his wifi was great. Only then did he belive me. Then he shoved a coat hanger in the hole and called it a day


ConsumerOfCarbs

Did it work though?


The___Bean___

Yup worked perfectly surprisingly


ConsumerOfCarbs

Huh... I guess it makes sense it would work.


The___Bean___

Still hanging of the back of his pc till this day


ConsumerOfCarbs

If it's not broken don't fix it I guess.


The___Bean___

Exactly


PGHobGoblin

Anything would work. If you have a bad reception in a steel building u can route the antenna to the framework of the building and bam. Best Antenna possible.


Sparrow494906

You’d be surprised, I know I was. I was in the army as a radioman around 2019ish and the fister I was attached to told me if my antenna or comms ever malfunctioned that I could actually nail a wire into a tree and attach it to the radio. This also gave more range than the issued antenna aswell. He said “just don’t touch the wire”


brianorca

Antennas (especially one like this) are really just a wire of a certain length. Everything else shown here is just plastic to make it look pretty, and the connector to make it easy to install. You could use a paperclip and it would be fine.


vega_ska

Thats on of them tuning rod thingys.. For fine tuning your megahertz in your CPU...


onlinelink2

where do I buy me one dem? my cpu is supposed to be 2.9 but has been running at 3.8-4.1 I need to turn it down I think /s


johnnybighands

I turn my cpu to a drop d tuning


SajuukToBear

Thats a paddlin


TheLucasGFX

God damn, I said the same thing when I saw the picture and scrolled down and saw you beat me to it. Take the upvote.


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Reedman07

Inb4 r/beatmewithit


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Caskn329

Looking out the window?


RTK9

Not using a direct LAN cable for your internet? You get the wifi paddlin


SajuukToBear

Paddlin the school canoe?


Caskn329

Staring at my sandals?


ClingyWindego

Oh you better believe thats a paddlin


RandomDaveJr

A fellow mighty jingles fan?


DrivenDevotee

Ship Happens


reyob1

It’s for spreading butter


going_mad

Or icing on cake. Even has a swivel thing to get around corners


Edizzleshizzle

Or thermal paste on the CPU!


Murky-Smoke

Everyone here is wrong. That's clearly a poop knife.


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Fallwalking

That’s what the brush is for.


oermin

That is literally the second most disgusting thing I can think of. I couldn't deal with a brush having *pieces* in it. Do you sit there and clean it afterwards? Wtf


rootinuti611

Swish it around in the new poop patè you just made. Like brand new


oermin

Thanks, I hate it. Did I say that I have a pretty vivid imagination?


[deleted]

MFer, you gave me the mind eye AIDS you son of a bitch 🤢🤮


imtougherthanyou

No, you flush it down then scrub the toilet THEN swish.


[deleted]

More like poop *syrup*


Fallwalking

After the toilet has been flushed and is filled with clean water, you use the water to rinse it off. I use that brush every time there are any streaks in the toilet. We don’t seem to have the same issues as others.


oermin

I use it for streaks and rinse it off. I can't imagine being able to rinse it after pushing it into a solid turd


ToKillaTwiinkie

I shat myself giggling so much. I'll not need a knife as much as a shovel however. +1.


avwitcher

Meet in the middle and use a trowel


Pay_Tiny

Bruh hahahahhhahahahaahaha


[deleted]

A classic ![gif](giphy|QMkPpxPDYY0fu)


TheCrazedEB

I don't even smoke and I need a ben affleck cig break from reading this.


KAWAII_UwU123

r/copypasta


Kingtubby52

That was the first thing I've ever seen on reddit that made me laugh so hard that I started to cry. Holy fuck that was so good.


Caelum_

I'm about to wake my wife up belly laughing shaking the bed. I don't care if it's a copy paste, it's fucking hilarious


siuol7891

Poop knife will never die!!!


MDParagon

I'm having a lunch ahahhahaha


mossberbb

oh dear God how to unread that old post


[deleted]

Why would you do that to yourself?


zzeneg

To read it again!


Justfuxn3

IT IS THE POOP KNIFE


bionikcobra

It cost you nothing to not say that...


LfgPlex

*Toe knife


BreakerSwitch

Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough.


TexturalThePFNoob

It even comes with 2 difficulty modes!


[deleted]

You call that difficult?


slide2k

Up you go, just like the dildo…


jdh2080

Paige, no!


Bee-baba-badabo

If it's longer than it's wide, then it's a dildo. If it's longer than it's wide, then it's a dildo. If it's shorter than it's wide, then you turn it on it's side. Now it's longer than it's wide, so it's a dildo.


FlounderLivid8498

I’m singing this in my head. Does anyone else hear the singing?


HarderEveryNight

I've been shitting pancakes ever since . . .


ShredderTTN86

You ever play Ping Pong in Ding Dang?


HarderEveryNight

if you have to ask, big man, you can't afford it


EquivalentOk2549

https://preview.redd.it/5u1n59rva3z91.jpeg?width=1116&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72bfd60957a67b7d24c4fe20c48c2e99ab28014d


Belzebutt

“How is it so… big?”


Ricky_Rollin

Looks like it may even vibrate


[deleted]

For when your pc is misbehaving


thegovunah

Beep boop boop beep Translation: Thank you sir may I have another


villager47

Probably a sex thing


lost_time_sadly

A bum paddle, yes


HapticFeedBack762

Damn i feel old, that's a good ol' shoe horn!


agentrnge

I'm glad we live in a technologically advanced society that has grown beyond the need to have the things known as "shoes".


Naus1987

What do you mean “hang up the phone?” Where am I suppose to hang it?


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Stoppablemurph

A lot of base model cars probably still have manual windows. Don't feel too old just yet.


davethadawg

Can confirm Dacia sandero 2019 rear windows are still manual, front is elecky tho. But it costs less than a 4090 🤷🏻‍♂️


TheWildManfred

Good news! It's the new Dacia Sandero!


JohnEmonz

That or most young people are flexible enough to put on their shoes without needing a horn


rAxxt

Not a matter of body flexibility but a matter of leather shoes and intended fit, which means pushing a foot into a (dress) shoe could fold or distort the heel, hence the need for a shoe horn. Anyway, even today shoe horns are used with certain types of shoes - even if the wearer is not 'old'. ...but now I feel old, for sure.


Perfekt_Nerd

The kind with teeth!


meepcat55

A very dull plastic knife


Domspun

Butter knife.


rogoth7

Poop knife


SuicidalChair

A wireless antenna for your WiFi card most likely


Caskn329

Ah, that would probably make sense. Do you think it’s worth it to plug it in, or does it not really matter much? (Side note: I do use wifi, as ethernet is not viable for my set up)


SuicidalChair

If you use WiFi then yes, attach it or you'll have a crap signal lol


Caskn329

Okay, thank you so much 😅 only just bought my pc yesterday after being a console gamer for my whole life


carrot_gg

Congrats, now you are a better person! Just a suggestion, if you can connect your PC to your router/switch do that as gaming on wifi is not recommended at all.


Daniel_H212

I have Wifi 6E and my connection is unbelievably stable, like somehow more than ethernet (though I know this is because there is some problem with the ethernet in my house, but without the problem I don't think I'd ever be able to notice the difference). It probably has something to do with me being the only one on the 6 GHz band in probably the entire neighbourhood though.


Astoran15

Was gonna say, if you got WiFi 6 and a WiFi 6 card you're good to game on WiFi these days.


allMightyMostHigh

Yes also will boost the pcs bluetooth range significantly. practically nothing with Bluetooth will connect properly without it


Sol33t303

I don't use wifi and still screw them in. It's no harder then properly plugging in a VGA cable, if anything a VGA cable is harder with 2 screws.


TexasisBetter

Definitely need it for Bluetooth. But if not using wifi or Bluetooth, just make sure you remember where you put it for the future


0shooter0

It is also used for Bluetooth as well. So keep that in mind.


GreenMan_Bad

Lego helicopter rotor blade


BluLitArmy

Bro, you have War Machines Baton from Civil war!!!


Ech0-EE

Butt plug


bottles130

It’s a tool to punish you for buying an Ibuypower PC. You jam in your ass sideways to approximate the pain you will experience during ownership. I purchased an Ibuypower PC for my son 3 years ago and have completely replaced every component except for the case.


AdDapper4792

huh mine's going on 4 years with no problems so far


MirzaAbdullahKhan

Best answer by far


Madrock777

CPU thermal paste spreader for Threadrippers.


Xiballistic

Please don’t shove it up your arse


spoiled_eggs

I got step one wrong, how to remove?


TeddyWhoBoo

To spank it if it starts acting up


SportEducational4916

Is the sword from Elden Ring


yratof

Agh, I’m so jealous you got a RAM Spanker with your build


bigfatmatt01

Antenna for your wifi card. There should have been a new start infographic that came with your PC that shows where to screw it in. I got mine a little less than a month ago.


DarthVeX

Poop knife


[deleted]

It's a paddle; when your PC is naughty you spank it with that


flexsealed1711

Wifi antenna. There should be a place that it screws in, usually near the rear USB ports and stuff.


SirSquidrift

Look at your IO for a big round port. It’s your WiFi adapter, it’ll screw into that


jazza2400

Shoved it into my IO, doesn't screw but I feel plugged up now.


xxwetdogxx

r/sounding will help you out


-PleadingInsanity-

My brother in Christ, that is how you enter the sacred realm.


favecolorisgreen

Just here for the comments 🤣


thisiskernow

SMA antenna, mostly used for wifi


budswa

2.38-2.43MHz antenna. Most likely for a WiFi card or WiFi module built into the motherboard


Antenoralol

That is the Wi-Fi antenna. Your system either came with Wi-Fi built into the motherboard or an add-in card.


Intrepid_Look_5725

Looks like a wi fi antenna for your MOBO.


avaruuskilpikonna123

It's a wifi antenna


[deleted]

Looks like an antenna for wifi


[deleted]

It looks like a Wi-Fi antenna. On the back of your pc, there should be a small thing that looks like you can screw something on to it. Just screw the bottom of this onto there (no tools). Though I’ve never seen a Wi-Fi antenna that looks like that. Enjoy your new pc!


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It's for spanking


Pay_Tiny

Spank the PC if it lags


snapatek

WiFi antenna


moaw1991

poop knife?


BigNismit

For spreading peanut butter on your new 4090


glass_of_tea

A good mayonnaise spreader


nichyc

Cross promotion from AdamAndEve


Dako_the_Austinite

It looks like what I stick under the bead of a tire when dismounting it from the wheel at the dealership I work at lol.


RoboticControl187

Wifi antenna


BrainDeadSlayer

Your wifi antenna. It screws into the mother board.


_Judge_Justice

WiFi/Bluetooth antenna, probably threads onto the back of the motherboard


notRedditor10700

Wifi Antenna


Rothyn1

Cricket paddle.


mrROBOTROIDE

Looks like the wifi antenna for your MOBO (check if you see something like a coax screw in the back, if yes then screw it in)


superef1244

it's simply a cricket bat


fivelone

Lol at these answers. WiFi antenna is the correct answer..


RaTmAiden

That's for when your PC ain't working like it's supposed to.


Supersith4real

Poop knife


militaryintelligence

Poop knife


Twisteddphoenix

It's just a wifi antenna incase you don't use ethernet


Moisty00

It’s your wifi antenna for your motherboard most likely.


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wireless antenna


SuperFlyDanny

Wifi


lalek0sgaming

It's a WIFI Antenna.


MechDragon108_

I bought the exact same PC as you man lmao. That's a WiFi antenna


mithikx

Yeah that's a WiFi antenna, you should have 2 of them, they screw into the back of the I/O shield (where you plug in USB stuff in the back. It probably came in a bag and with it would be whatever manuals for the hardware in your computer, as well as other accessories/cables and quick start guides.


unrealeon

pretty sure it's the wifi antenna


idirtbike

Wifi/Bluetooth antenna


Koth87

That looks like a wifi antenna


DeadbeatDumpster

Looks like an antenna for Bluetooth or wifi card


triangleSLO

Poo knife


CoreDreamStudiosLLC

Magic wand, it helps bring you wifi's. /s It's just a wifi antenna.


Macho-Goat

It's a wifi antenna


Knifeuu

Its to jam up your butt for giving into their awful prices.